Jingle Bells: Star Trek Style
Warping all through space
On the Starship Enterprise,
Through the stars we race,
Then we find to our surprise
That soon it'll be Christmas,
A time merry and bright,
So we figured we'd sing about
our crew tonight!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
I hope that Spock won't take offense
To our illogic tonight! x2
A day or two ago,
On the Starship Enterprise,
Captain Kirk sat down;
Mr. Spock was at his side.
They drank some hot chocolate –
It made old Spockie jump –
Kirk beat him easily at chess,
And Spock fell on his rump!
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
I hope that Spock won't take offense at our illogic tonight! x2