"Wha-What? Bill?!" I yelp. "Like it?" He spins around.

I start stuttering. "B-But.. You're so... h-human." I say. He chuckles.

"Of course I am. I honestly couldn't go any longer without seeing my favorite little meat bag." He ruffles my hair, as he started floating.

I swat his hand away. Then I start blushing the most reddest shade of lobster (that was just a guess!)

"S-So that little questionaire, at the Din-?" My eyes get really big and I can't say anymore. I drop my head into my hands.

He laughs that high pitched laugh of his. "Hehe, yep!"

Stupid me! This is what I get for listening to myself.

"At least you get to see-um-Bill again!" MC (my concious) says.

"Well, it's been nice seeing you again, and whatever that was, but I have to go." I start walking away really fast, while whispering to myself.

"Wait-Lily!" He runs up to me. "I thought maybe we could catch up, I mean it's been 9 years-" "I don't think so, Bill. I really have to get home..." I lie. I run off, leaving my ex-friend behind.

"Hey, Lily! Where you been?" Mabel asks. "Have any MabelJuice made?" I ask. She nods.

"In the fridge. But I thought you hated my MabelJuice." She frowns. I sigh. "I do. Let's just say I made a deal with myself." I walk over to the fridge, and pull the entire container out.

I gulp it all down. "Bleh!" Grunkle Stan's right. It's like coffee and nightmares had a baby.

"Was that so bad?" MC asks.

"Yes." I mumble under my breath.

I stomp upstairs, and enter the attic.

"Hand the journal over, kid." I demand to Dipper. "Why?" He clutches his precious book to his chest.

"Now. I have to check something. It's about Bill Cipher." I say. He gasps.

"How-" "Will you let me now?" I plead.

"H-How do you know that name?" He asks. I bite my lip.

"I'm just curious, okay? Please, it's important." I say. "Ok..." He sighs and hands me the book.

Immediately, I flip to the Bill Cipher page. "Nothing, Nothing, NOTHING! Shit." I mutter.

"What's wrong?" Dipper asks. "Why were you giving my boyfriend dirty looks at the Diner?" I ask him.

"Because he reminded me of someon-No... Are you seriously dating Bill Cipher?! Why?!" He yelps.

"We're not dating!" I yell at him. I run down the stairs, and climb up the ladder in the giftshop, to the roof.

I sit on the ledge of the roof, feet dangling off.

"Why did this happen to me?! Why did he have to come back?!" I talk to myself.

"Because I missed you, that's why." Bill sit next to me. "You're here, great." I roll my eyes.

"Why do you hate me all of a sudden? We were best friends when you were 7..." He says. I sigh. "Bill," My voice cracks.

"I know it's not fair to hold you to what happened 9 years ago. I just want to be your friend again. I missed you, Lily." He says.

I just stare sadly at him.

"One date?" He asks. My eyes widen. Date?

"Say Yes! Say it!" MC urges.

"I-I guess so. I should go tell-" "Nah, they won't even realize you're gone." He starts floating and holds out his hand for me to take it.

I gulp, and slowly I reach out and grab his hand.

I wonder if this is a good idea.

"Yes. It's just one of the brilliant things you love about my taste in guys. I pick the ones that don't tell you where your date is going to be, and might just rape you!" MC says gleefully.

You mean my taste in guys-wait a minute...Oh my god. you're such a pervert.

"You're the pervert! I'm you. And now you're thinking about it!"

You're right, I am thinking about it now! Thanks for that image, MC.

"Welcome!" She says, acting like Mabel.

"Come on." He pulls me toward the forest. "Where are we going?" I ask him, as soon as I get used to floating.

"Some place special." He answers. We lower down, next to the lake, (where the GobbleWonker is believed to live) with lillies growing everywhere.

"Oh, Bill. It's beautiful." I say. He motions toward a big flat top mushroom that is the size of a tabel. With two smaller mushrooms on each side, like stools.

Standing ontop to the tabel is a gnome, holding to candel sticks. Like a candelabra.

"Shmebulock." The gnome mutters.

"Bill, you never said anything about going out to ea-" "You're right. I never said anything about the date. I didn't specify, but you didn't say anything you didn't want to do. So this date could've been anything!" He says.

The image still won't go away.

"You've got problems, Lily." MC announces.

I know. I'm the one having a conversation with myself in my head.

He sits down on a mushroom stool, and motions for me to sit down. So I sit on the mushroom stool across from him.

A few gnomes brought over 2 salads, and some pie.

I see Bill slide $50.00 under the tabel for the gnomes to pick up.

I shyly pick up my fork, and start eating the salad. Bill does the same.

After awhile the gnomes bring champagne glasses over, half filled with red wine.

"Bill, you told Stan you don't drink." I say. "I don't. This isn't that kind of wine. A little bit won't hurt." He winks, and takes a sip.

"Isn't this romantic?" MC swoons.

You aren't falling for him, are you?

"Him?! What? OF COURSE I AM! You are too!" MC says.

Am not. I won't ever see him again after we're done eating. Because i'll be leaving!

"Do you want to dance?" Bill asks, he gets up and grabs my hand and leads me to the edge of the lake.

"What about leaving?" MC asks, grinning.

Never mind... Is it bad I don't know how to dance?

"Duh! Just follow his movements." MC instructs.

He takes a step onto the water, but his feet stay afloat. "What the-?" I gasp. He pulls me onto the water too.

"He's like god! A hunky god! He can walk on water!" MC falls into a giggling fit.

I mentally slap her.

He's the exact opposite! Does the word demon ring a bell?

"Just shut up and dance." MC whines.

"You can't dance with me, whilewearing a hoodie and a skirt!" Bill snaps his fingers, and i'm in a cherry red prom dress, with silver high heels. (The color of my dress compliments the violet color of my eyes. Not that I pay attention to that sort of thing!)

The dress hugs the top part of my body, and flares out in a series of ruffles all the way down to my knees. (The dress creates that hourglass figure, that I don't have.)

My hair is pulled up ontop of my head, with blonde curls cascading all the way down below my shoulders.

I have a silver tiara that separates my bangs from my curls. (My bangs are outlining my face, and covering my forhead.

I also have a bit of mascara on, and a hint of golden eyeshadow (making my purple eyes really pop.) and a little blush. (not that I needed it.)

And, you wanna know something? A little lipgloss goes a long way.

Bill's in a yellow button up shirt (with a brick pattern at the bottom half) black pants, and black shoes. His blonde hair is shagged.

Music starts playing out of nowhere.

Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Bill throws me up in the air, sending me twirling.

Don't go breaking my heart
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knock on my door
I gave you my key

He catches me, and we spin together. Causing us to be pushed together, our noses literally touching.

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
I gave you my heart

He dips me, then pulls me up.

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart

I throw my hands behind my head, and send myself into a series of twirls and flips

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

I shake my hips, while falling backwards and catching myself with my hand. My hand feels like it's on air. (Which my whole body kind of is.)

I push up with my hand and I land with my feet pointed inwards, and in the pretty-princess pose.

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your heart in my sights

Bill grabs me by my hips and pulls me towards him, and dips me.

He pulls me back up. "I'm dizzy!" I giggle.

"You were actually pretty good, for a solo dancer and all." He compliments. A small blush creeps it's way onto my face.

"T-Thanks." I smile. He smiles back.

"Kiss him!" MC demands.

This one time, I listen to her. I lean in and kiss Bill Cipher.

Bill slightly tilts his head to the left, allowing me entry into his mouth. I oblige.

When I pull away, we stare at each other.

"You enjoy that makeout session?" MC asks deviously.

Loved it. I should listen to you more.

"Yes, I told you i'm brilliant!" She brags.

You kinda are.

"I know!" She smirks.

"I should probably get going." I mutter awkwardly. "They'll be wondering where i'm at."

"I understand." Bill says.

He starts floating again, and I grab his hand.

He lowers me onto the Mystery Shack roof.

"I had fun tonight." Bill says. He bends down and kisses my cheek.

"Bye." We whisper.

"Tomorrow?" I ask. "I could do 11:45 a.m." Bill smirks.

"11:30?" I suggest. "Not soon enough." Bill smiles.

I get up on my tiptoes and kiss him on the lips.

"Goodnight." I whisper.