Hey minna! Sorry that I haven't update for a while. Been kinda busy..Err. With college, cosplay costume for up coming con, homework, more homework…PS2…hehe…Anywho at the end of the entire fic I'll probably put up a list of all the different shows/ movies/ anime that has been featured. Enjoy and please R&R.

Channel Hopping

Chapter 2:The alien who's a spaz

Ed groaned in pain as he stood up from his place on the floor. Around him was a weird looking room with a very creepy painting of a monkey that hung over a couch.

"Where the hell am I?" Muttered Ed, a bit freaked out at the weird looking room. The Fullmetal Alchemist then grinned when he spotted another of those weird boxes. He was about to clap his hands when...

"A HUMAN!! GIR! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GAURD THE HOUSE?!!"

Ed whirled around to see a very short green skin creature, with large blood red pupiless eyes pointing at him with a black gloved hand. Next to the alien was a little robot.

"But master. You didn't say to gaurd the tv.."

The 'master' smacked a hand to his forehead and growled at 'GIR'

"You know what I ment GIR!!" He then pointed again at Ed in a dramatic stance. "Who are you human? TELL ME!!!"

Ed raised an eyebrow.

"Ed Elric...Who the hell are you?"

The small alien then laughed insanely and choked for a while before going back to cackling.

"Fool! Do you not know who I am? I AM ZIM!!! An Irken invader who will soon rule your disgusting planet and make all you pathetic little stink beasts my human slaves!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A sweat drop formed on the back of Ed's head when Zim continued to laugh insanely.

Ed slowly backed up towards the tv.

"Where do you think you're going earth monkey?"

"Earth monkey?" Repeated Ed slightly disturbed.

"I'm not letting you out of this house. You'll probably tell all my secrets to that stupid other earth monkey Dib.."

"Who the hell is Dib?"

"Nice try little earth monkey. But you're not getting away that easily. GIR UNLEASH THE WEASELS!!!!!"

"OKIE-DOKIE!!" Screeched Gir as he pressed a button on the wall next to him.

The floor by the kitchen door gave way and dozens of rapid looking weasels pounced out and ran towards Ed.

In the mean time Ed's eye twitched slightly, he clapped his hands and gave a peeved look at Zim.

"Who are you calling a flea who can be barely seen without stepping on it?!!!!!!" Ed t hen placed his hands on the ground and a bunch of spikes erupted from the floor, scaring the rabid weasel, and causing them to attack Zim instead.

Zim emitted a girly like scream as he was immediately buried under a large moving ball of furry rapid weasels, while GIR laughed insanely.

Ed sweatdropped and surveyed the damage. Whistling a small tune he clapped his hands once again, placed them on the tv and felt familar sensation of being pulled back.