Okay...First of all I thought of the chapter when I was getting ready for class this morning. No kidding. Had to practically bite my hand from bursting out laughing. This is kinda a small annoyance to me, and what I'd wish to do to those darned creatures.
Channel Hopping
Chapter 3: Fire and chocolate don't mix
Roy's eye twitched slightly as he found himself standing in a odd looking place. It looked like a small forest. Kinda like 2nd grade play props with an huge artistic licence. Or in better terms; out of a three year old's picture book. The grass beneth his feet was an unatural deep green, the trees were also unnaturally brightly colored and the small river flowing around the entire area was brown. Also there was the strong smell of sugar and other sweets wafting through the air.
The flame alchemist was brought out of his thoughts when a group of weird, short and not to mention chubby looking men with dark green curly hair, orange skin; wearing white shirts and overalls walked in from seemingly nowhere. They walked towards him, pushing wheel barrows, carrying large spoon etc. This was all fine and dandy until they started to sing.
(A/N: I'm cringing now writing this darned part. Sorry if it sounds really dumb...I suck at wrting songs....)
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What happens when you enter without asking?
Mr. Wonka will send you packing.
If you don't leave now you'll be sorry.
Better get going or your mother will worry.
Leaving now will help you best
Oompa loompa doompety da
given permission to enter and you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
At the end of the song Mustang's usually calm features displayed a look of huge disturbance and not to mention annoyance. At the moment he couldn't decide to laugh out loud, or flame the annoying creatures.
"Hello. What do we have here? A spy maybe...Though you are kind of well dressed to be a spy. Possibly a spy from the government?" Said a man who appeared infront of Roy.
His eye twitched again when he saw the man. He was tall, slenderly built with slightly large nose, loose curly golden brown hair and wearing a dark lavender felt suit. and brown felt top hat. Roy immediately gathered his wits and stood up straight.
"I am no spy sir. I am Lieutenant Colonel Roy Mustand of the Central Military. I do not know how I got here,but I am hoping you would be able to tell me."
The man raised his eyebrows, grinned, swept the top hat from his head and bowed slightly.
"I am Willy Wonka, and this" He said gesturing the unnaturally colored area. " Is The Chocolate Room, located in my chocolate factory of course."
"Err...I see.." Said Mustang quietly.
"Now as to how you got here I don't have a clue. Bur from what the Oompa Loompas told me you seemingly fell in from a burst of light and thin air."
"Thin air" Said Mustang, more to himself then to Wonka.
Then it hit him. When Ed touched that werid box it must have some how reacted and sucked him, Al and Ed into it...Maybe even to the otherside of the gate. Mustang mentally slapped himself. He just had to ask Fullmetal to fix it didn't he. The Lieutenant then smirked. He would be looking forward to another duel with the short alchemist very soon.
"Now...Let's find a way to get you back to where ever you came from shall we?" Replied Wonka in a cheerful tone that made Mustang slightly uncomfortable. Wonka gently yet firmly gasped the shorter man by the shoulders and lead him through The Chocolate Room. As they walked The Oompa Loompas began another song. Mustang's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
Oompa Loompa Odoompety doo
I've got a another puzzle for-
Snap
FWOOSH!!!!!!
The annoying green haired men yelled in surprise, dodging the burst of flame that was fired at them. Mustang scoffed in disappointment at not being able to at least mangle on of the annoying creatures. Wonka who had just winess partial distruction to The Chocolate Room uncharistically glared and the flame alchemist and removed his grasp on the shorter man.
"Who did you say you were again sir?"
"Lieutenant Colonel Mustang, I'm also known as the Flame Alchemist...." Mustang replied in a smug tone. Wonka was about to reply when a bright light emitted below Mustang for a second before he disappeared into thin air. When the light vanished and Wonka could see again he stared at the spot where the flame alchemist stood and smiled a small knowing smile.
Hahaha. Yes if you've guessed it I have a thing against the movie Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. Mainly because the movie confused me and freaked me out. Plus the Oompa Loompas annoyed the hell out of me.