his mustache SNAPPED back onto the babys face and he ran to the baby store, stole a pack of diapers, and put one on.
Gurtrude has been living his whole life saving people with his mustache and sometimes helping his uncle machete.
But he never really got to become a real hero, so he has started to become a hero, no, not a hero, a GOD!
he was able to go to any universe because he founda portal that is0 in the core of the earth when he went exploring for fun.
now he must save destroy everything that is evil.
his first stop marvel universe...