Me: this chapter will have some sad and some happy moments in it.

Canada: you are going to be mean to my kids.

Me: To a kid that is not yours. Now say the warnings.

Canada: *sigh* Brina Doesn't own Hetalia and don't read this chapter if you don't like cussing or vampires.

Chapter One

-Ash's POV-

_Age five_

My mom, Matthew decided to take me to visit my Uncle Arthur's house, and when we got there, Uncle Arthur was sleeping on a bed on the porch. He knocked on the door and my cousin Bruce answered the door.

"Why is your father outside?" my mom asked the eight year old.

He looked over and was surprised.

"I guess he was out drinking last night again, why don't you all come inside," we walked in, "DAD! Where did you put the bucket?" he yelled.

My uncle Alfred came out of the kitchen and picked me up in a hug.

"Bruce, it is in the freezer, can you get it?" he asked.

"Uncle, what is he going to do?" I asked as Bruce ran off.

"Just watch."

He sat me down in front of a window that showed the porch as Bruce walked out with the bucket of ice water. He poured the whole bucket on Uncle Arthur, which cause him to jump off the bed and Bruce ran back inside.

"And you get mad at me when I kick Kuma out of the house."

Bruce started to pull me to his room as our parents were talking.

"I only do this when he gets drunk; you kick Kuma out every year for three whole months, and the kids love pouring the ice water on him."

He closed the door before I could hear more.

"Bruce, did you learn any new spells?" I asked excitedly.

He put his hands together and started to mumble. When he opened his hands, black and yellow butterflies came out. I clapped at the trick as one of the butterflies landed on my ear, which caused it to twitch. Bruce put his ear to the door and did thumbs up. We walked down and saw Arthur sitting at the table.

"Hi Uncle Arthur!" I said to him.

"Too loud, my head is killing me," he mumbled.

"Ash, he is dealing with what is called a Hangover," my other cousin, Lewis said, "so he can't handle noise or light right now."

Lewis always teaches me new stuff every time I see him.

"Will I ever get them?" I asked.

"Hopefully, not until you reach at least 30 years old," my mom said as he picked me up.

We heard loud knocking on the door, and Uncle Alfred opened it.

"Alfred, is Arthur home? It's very important," a strawberry blond man said while holding a small bundle.

"Vladimir? What happened?" Arthur asked as he rushed over.

"Bram was playing with one of my magic books," Vlad started to cry, "he accidently turned into a vampire, can you help me?"

"Bruce get my red and yellow book from the room," Bruce ran to get it, "Boys, can you close all the curtains?"

Both me and Lewis got started on the curtains, Vlad set the bundle down as I closed the last curtain. It was a boy that was same age as me, he looked up, and I saw pure red eyes and deep burns.

"My name is Ash, what is your name?" I asked.

He opened his mouth, right when Bruce came down with the book, and I saw the long fangs.

"My name is Bram," we shook hands.

"Bloody hell, I can't find any spells in here," Uncle Arthur said.

I looked over and saw that the book looked funny.

"Uncle Arthur, the book is upside down," I pointed out as I pulled Bram away from the group, "we can play until they find the vam-pie-er thing," I always have trouble with three or more syllables.

I grabbed a pile of blocks and we started to build a tower. We were putting a roof on it when Arthur ran to Bram.

"I couldn't find a cure but I can make it livable by taking away the weakness of garlic and sunlight, and also make it where you will be able to eat more than just blood every day. I also found out how to make it where you can't turn people into vampires." he started to mumble some strange words and Bram started to lightly glow, "Ash, open the curtain for me."

I opened it and nothing happened to Bram, except he winced at the light.

"Now all we need to do is give him a pint of blood about twice a day, and a pair of sunglasses," he said before he fainted.

"MOM! HELP!" we both screamed.

Our moms came running and saw that me and Bram were standing in the light. His mom gave him a strange bag that was filled with red liquid; he started to drink from it and his eyes changed to a green color.

We became close friends because everyone else was too scared to go near him. His mom gave me a cross to protect myself just in case he ever runs out of blood.

_Age 10_

I decided to go stay over my friend Bram's house. I opened the door with my key he gave me when we were nine years old. The house was in complete darkness.

"Bram? Where are you?" I asked as I walked in.

The door closed behind me by itself.

'Maple, he must have ran out of blood because his mom forgot again.' I thought as I pulled out my cross just in case. I jumped when I saw red eyes staring at me, I looked back, and they were gone. I froze when I felt something wet on my neck.

"I'm so hungry, and you smell so good," he said in my ear while he was licking my neck.

I started to pray that his parents were coming home soon. I tapped the cross to his mouth and he jumped back, hissing. He hit my hand, which caused the cross to fly away, and he went for my neck as he pushed me to a wall. He bit me as the door opened to show his parents.

"Shit, I forgot he was coming today," his mom said while he started to suck.

His dad and mom had to work together to get him off me, then his mom shoved a blood bag in his mouth. He sat down and started to drink it as his mom went to me.

"Ash? Did he take too much?" he asked.

"No Vlad, you just need to remember when he will run out next time," I told him before I kicked him the balls.

Both Dmitri and Bram flinched from the hit. I got up and tried to turn my neck.

"Oh maple, my neck is stiffer than a tree," Bram grabbed another bag, "did you have to bite so hard?"

"Sorry, I lost control earlier," he said as his eyes turned back to normal.

"Well, I knew the warnings when we became friends," I turned to Vlad, "please tell me you have some painkillers."

"Yeah, let me go get some," he squeaked out before walking away.

"If you wanted him to remember more, you hit him in the wrong head," Dmitri said then we all started to laugh.

Bram turned to me and smiled.

"So you wanted to play my new WOW(World of Warcraft) set?"

I nodded my head and we ran upstairs.

Me: I'm sorry, but Romania gets called a vampire so much, I decided that his son becomes one.

Matthew: Why do I kick Kuma out so much?

Me: Because of his mating instincts come every year and I made it where you had trouble with Ash's birth.

Matthew: Why not a condom?

Me: he thinks like a bear during that time, so that would be tricky for him.

Bruce: Why is there a bucket of ice water for my Father?

Me: Because it can be a funny way to wake up an drunk person….it was that or they put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping.

*All laughs at the joke*

Me: Next time it will be Alexander's POV.

All: See you Later!