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Chapter Eight

*Alexander's POV*

I was ready to bolt after Florence, Bram, Ash, Bruce's family, and Bram's family left. The glares both me and Viktor got were so bad, they could melt snow. Sadly, before I could run away, Viktor did run and my mom shot him with a tranquilizer almost 300 feet away.

"Damn Birdie! You could have given him a chance to run before you shot him!"

'Oh fucking shit, I'm going to die,' were the first few words before I started to pray for my life.

"So, I heard that you were caught having sex," my mom said in a cold voice.

My voice left me and all I could do was nod my head. My mom put the rifle on the table then fixed his glasses.

"If I hear that either one of you got pregnant, I will wait until the baby is born then I will cut off both of your balls. They will grow back but it will take several months."

I almost pissed myself in front of everyone.

"Thank the gods that so far, none of our kids got my mating season problem," my dad said and Prussia started to laugh.

"I wonder how would the kids look, a half bear and a half bird child," Maria said.

Everyone, including my mother started to laugh at the idea. That just got me to start thinking, if I do have kids, how would they look. Viktor finally woke up as they stopped laughing.

"We have to go talk to your sister then check to see if Ash is human again," my mom said as they got up, "don't do anything bad while we're gone."

"If I was, it would have been done all ready," Viktor said.

Gilbert and Maria got up from the table.

"We'll leave you kids alone because I miss Maria's dear company," Gilbert said as we saw his hand sneak into her shirt, "if you know what I mean."

"Gross!" Both me and Viktor said together.

After they left, we went to Viktor's room to relax on the couch. He had his head on my lap as I brushed his hair with my fingers.

"When I was passed out, what was everyone laughing about?" he asked me.

"What are kids might look like, with the half bear and half bird in us."

He tried hiding in my stomach.

"I don't want talk about having kids, makes me feel old," He said muffled.

I laughed at that.

"Viktor, because of our blood lines, we will be able to live pass our hundreds, feeling old will be impossible. And your family lives way longer than they should, I mean your father should have been dead for almost 70 years."

"But, I'm almost 17 and you're almost 16. We're still young."

"In the human world, your almost a adult," I pointed out.

"NNNOOOO! I don't want to be an old fart," he yelled muffed.

I leaned over him and kissed his cheek.

"If that's true, then we'll be old farts together."

The only warning I got was his smirk before he flipped our positions. Now, he was on top of me, and he was holding my hands above my head. He looked like an avenging angel with his long hair flowing free and his wings were wide open.

"Mon Ange (my angel)," was all I could say with the breath taking view in front of me.

As soon as I said those words, he smirked again as his wings closed in on me and all I could see was the golden glow of his eyes.

"Viktor? What are you doing?"

"You'll see, or more like feel."

"AHH~!" I moaned out.

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