Me: Welcome back dear readers! This will have some funny moments in it.

Greece:…ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.

Me: WAKE UP GREECE! You need to say the words!

Greece: *Still sleeping* ZZZZZZzzzzzzz…..

Me: I give up. I don't own Hetalia, just my dear OCs, and don't read this if you hate cussing, kissing, or smut.

Chapter Nine

-Florence's POV-

I snuck out with Bruce when my Mom started to yell at my uncle for bring a gun to the lunch. Luckily, no one saw us leave because they were too busy listening to my mom's rare loud voice.

"The usual?" He asked me as we walked down the main hallway.

"Yes, Heracles normally is either checking our work from class."

"…or he might be taking a nap on the desk."

I opened my mouth to disagree but then I realized whom we were talking about.

"You have a good point."

"I always do!"

He did a Batman pose then we both started to laugh. We finally stopped laughing when we got to class B-3. I knocked on the door before opening it; Hercules was actually working… for once.

"Bruce, you owe me five bucks."

"Ok."

I walked in and closed the door, somehow he didn't see me yet.

"Herc~ come play with me," I said as I hugged him from behind, he jumped and accidently head butted my chest, "Ow!"

He pulled me so I was sitting in his lap facing him.

"I'm sorry for hurting you; maybe I could kiss you to make it better?" and kiss, he did.

While we were kissing, I unbutton his shirt, and then started to rub his chest. Sadly, as he barely touched the end of my shirt, someone shot right above our heads. When I saw that it was my mother, I fell off the chair. He kept on trying to shoot Heracles while he was trying his best to make sure I didn't get friendly fire. The dark aura surrounding my mom was scary, before, I only heard horror stories about. Poor Bruce was stuck in a headlock the whole time.

"Mama!" Still shooting, "Mom!" still more shooting, "MOTHER!"

I let my dark aura to show and I think everyone else in the room got close to pissing themselves.

"He should be shot for touching my little girl!" He growled out.

"Canada! All we done was make out! I was waiting for your approval of our relationship before going any farer!" Heracles said.

That shocked my mom so much his dark aura disappeared.

"You wanted to wait?"

"Yes."

I started to see red in my vision from having my dark aura up for so long, and I fell down to the ground.

"Flo!" My mom and Heracles said at the same time.

"Don't touch her! Her magic's acting up!" Bruce yelled out.

My vision started to mix red and black the longer the magic was trying to come out.

"Both of you! Out! I know how to keep it contained!"

Bruce grabbed my shoulder as the door closed.

"Flo just breathe in your nose, and out your mouth."

I started to do that and the magic slowly left my body as my vision cleared. I looked up as I heard him yell out; he had small cuts all over his body.

"Bruce!" I reached out to grab him.

He raised his hand to stop me then he used his own magic to heal himself.

"Remember, your magic mixed with your emotions so it's a lot darker. Your mom just has hard to control emotions that were passed down to you."

He had to help me up because my body felt weak. We walked out of the room and I got tackle hugged by both Herc and my mom.

"I'm going to talk to Romania and Norway, maybe they can make something to bind most of your magic till you learn to control it better," Bruce said before walking away.

My mom kissed my head then he looked me right in the eyes.

"Your eyes have a red tint to them," he pointed out, "be careful."

Herc looked at his watch.

"Let's all sit down and enjoy some dinner," he said before putting his arm on my shoulders.

We went to a nearby restaurant and my dad met us there.

"Hello pussy nation!"

Both me and my mom started to laugh, and it didn't faze Heracles.

"Kuma, meet our daughter's boyfriend."

"All I see is the one who always sleep."

Heracles held out his hand.

"Hello, I'm the nation that's dating your daughter."

"Ok, You're paying for dinner then."

I blinked my eyes at how blunt that was. I saw Heracles let out a breath that he was holding.

"I thought you were going to kill me."

"Why? I know you didn't do much to her otherwise I could smell it and all I smell is gunpowder."

We sat down at a table and we order fish and drinks.

"Thank you Dad for being more understanding than Mom."

"That reminds me," he looked over at my mom, "Mattie, move the gun away from his balls and give me the gun."

"You had a gun pointed at his/my balls?!" Herc and me said together.

He handed the gun over to him.

"I was only going shoot him if he did any funny business."

"I swear I wasn't going to anything! I've seen you snap before!"

"He's just a little stressed out because he found out that Alexander having sex and Ash tried to kill himself a week ago."

"My children are growing up too fast," My mom said as he took a few shots of whiskey.

"At least I'm growing up normal!" I said before I started to eat.

"We were planning on waiting until you accepted our relationship and after she turns eighteen," Heracles said as he laid his hand on mine.

"Good, otherwise I would have bit off your balls."

Heracles and my mom flinched at that.

"DAD! That's worse than what Mom wanted to do!"

"Sweetie, your family's crazier than mine."

We all laughed at that.

"Let's see, I have a mom that is a skilled sniper/hockey player, a dad that been a bear most of his life, a brother that can change into a bear, another brother that will do anything to protect family, and my violent magic. You have an expert in swords and an expert in ancient ways of torture. Yep! You're shit out of luck."

"Aphrodite, protect me."

I patted his back.

"Don't worry, all you need to do is not hurt me."

Me: Family is family, but nine out of ten, they're all nuts.

Matthew: True to that.

Me: Proof from a child raised by France and England.

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