Me: That was kinda crazy last chapter. However, forget about that, this chapter is Alex's life. *Watches Canada getting his hands ready in position for something* What the bloody hell are you doing?

Canada: Getting ready in case I might want to choke you because of this chapter.

Me: *sweats* I'll say the words then. I don't own Hetalia, just my OCs. Don't read this if you hate drama and Yaoi.

Chapter 11

-Alexander's POV-

After Finland's lesson was over, I walked back to my room. As I pasted by Ash and Lewis's room, I heard the rustle of a page turning above me. I looked up and I saw Lewis hiding in a window ledge, reading a book.

"Should I ask how or why you're up there?" I asked.

"One, Viktor helped me, and two, I want to have some quiet reading time far away from Anna before I have to clean up my hairy mess in the bathroom."

I waved bye as I opened the door to my dorm. I started to pull out all the items to make pancakes when I saw Bram run into the dorm.

"What's up?" I asked as he walked out of his room, wearing swim trunks.

"I found out that there is pool here and I'm going to ask Ash to go swimming with me."

I motioned with one finger for him to come to the kitchen then I started mix the batter.

"I know I'm going to sound like the overprotective older brother-"

"-Because you are-" I glared at him for that.

"-but I need to ask you what are your intentions with my little brother."

"I love him with all my heart. I understand that he has a fragile spirit and that I need to be careful not to hurt him."

"What about when your vampire part slips out?"

He looked down and I saw that he started to cry.

"That what scares me so much. I'm scared that one of the times that I blackout from it, I will wake up holding his dead body. I try so hard to control it, but its gets hard when my mom forgets to restock my blood supply," I saw him wipe away his tears, "I still remember what he said to me after he cut up his arm."

That caught my attention and I turned off the heat to listen.

"He told me to let him die, and then he asked if I will miss my little blood bank too much."

Those words shocked me, I always knew Ash was Bram's target when he loses it, but I also knew it was because Bram's love for Ash is what attracts his vampire side to attack him.

I walked over and hugged him.

"Go have fun with him, just be careful," I gave him one look over, "Did you drink blood recently?"

"Yes, before class," he looked up at me and smiled, "Time for me to have fun and get wet with your brother," I hit him upside the head for that, "I meant the pool water will wet us from swimming."

When he left the room, I continued to make the pancakes. I had to take my shirt off because the heat was getting to me. About 20 minutes later, I looked over at the stack of pancakes.

"It's only a foot tall, I can make more," I said to myself.

Someone started to knock on the door as I finished flipping the last pancake.

"Come in, eh!" I yelled out.

When I'm my pancake mode, my Canadian half slips out.

"Am I in Canadatown or Pancake Heaven?" Viktor said as he walked in.

"Shut the fuck up!"

He walked over and poked me on the tip of my nose.

"That's not very Canadian of you."

"How about I lube up a hockey stick with maple syrup and shove it up your ass?"

"That's a little mean but it's very Canadian."

I spilt the stack in half and poured syrup on both piles. We sat down next to each other at the table.

"What's Canadatown?"

"It's like Chinatown, but Canadian."

I had to slam my head down on the table because I was laughing too hard. He reached over and started to tickle me, and I fell off the chair from the laughing fit. He accidently bumped into the table as he jumped on top of me to continue tickling me. I didn't noticed it until it was too late, but he accidently tipped over the open bottle of maple syrup, and it started to drip onto my chest. He leaned down and started to lick me. I had to push him off because I didn't want to get caught by Germany again.

"Can you clean up this mess while I go take a shower?" I asked.

"Sure, can I join you in the shower when I'm done?"

I raised my eyebrow at that.

"Are you sure? Last time you tried that, you shrieked like a girl when the water hit you."

One time, he tried sneaking up on me while I was showering and I like my water cold, like fresh snow cold. He screamed as soon as he got wet and fell out of the shower.

"You have a point; your showers are so cold not even a member of the polar bear club would try."

I flipped him off as I walked to the bathroom. When I was done, I walked out wearing only a towel. I saw Prussia pitching Viktor's ear, so I turned around to walk to my bedroom.

"Alexander, get back over," Prussia told me.

"Can I at least put on pants?"

"Ja."

After I slipped on a pair of pants, I walked back to the kitchen. Prussia was still pitching the ear.

"Should I ask what he did?"

"I walk in here to check on you, and I walked in on him jerking himself off."

"Mr. Prussia, can you cover your ears for a few seconds?"

"Nein, my awesomeness will hear what you have to say."

"Ok," I shrugged my shoulder, then I started hitting Viktor, "I deny you sex once so you had to jerk off in my kitchen after I made you pancakes?!" I yelled between hits.

I pushed my hair out of my face, and I heard Prussia laughing his ass off. I put my hands on my hips.

"You're going to bleach and scrub the whole kitchen now. I don't care, if halfway, your hands start bleeding because then you'll have to clean up the blood as well."

I walked over to grab my bottle of maple syrup then I walked to the couch. I laid down on it and pulled out a book.

"The cleaning supplies are under the sink."

"Vatti, can you let go of my ear so I could clean?" Viktor asked.

I looked up from my book as Prussia looked at me with shock.

"You truly are your mother's child," he said as he started to walk out.

"Thank you," I said before he closed the door.

"Do I really have to clean the whole kitchen?" He begged.

"Yes, next time, you will learn to respect the special space called the kitchen and not try to taint it with sex."

"But it sounds so kinky!" I threw the book and got him in the wing, "OW!"

"Less talk, more cleaning!" I said before taking a swig of the syrup, "and give me back my book."

Me: That was dramatically funny.

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