Me: Hello! I'll make this quick because all you readers out there have been waiting so long! I don't own Hetalia and don't read this if you hate cussing. The only people that can understand Kuma/animals are Matt, Gil, Kiku, Yao, and Ludwig. Sorry if there are any spelling or grammer issues, WordPad doesn't help at all.

Chapter 6

"Human" 'Animal'

(#10 – Candy is dandy but blood is thicker)

"Only a few can go on this case. I had to select those who are, look, and act like teenagers, so I chosen Lovino, Vlad, and Matthew to go on the case," Kiku told us.

'I go too!' Kuma yelled out as he climbed onto the table.

"Kumajiro-san, animals are not allowed in high schools," Kiku said while showing one of his rare smiles.

'I act stuffed!'

He fell over and he really did look like a stuffed animal. I just sighed as Yao started to poke him.

"He's really good at acting stuffed, he should go," he said.

"Hai (yes), as I was saying before Kumajiro-chan interrupted me. The three chosen must participate in the classes while solving this case. The only clue we have is that the wishing fountain plays a key part. There have been too many deaths caused by this demon and it must stopped before it spreads."

"What will the rest of us do?" Lukas asked.

"The rest will volunteer at the libraries nearby the school to study about the history of the school. If anything happens on either side, Gilbert can tell the other half."

"My awesomeness will save ze day!" Gilbert, the crazy ghost, yelled out.

I raised my hand up.

"I have one small question. What's high school?"

Everyone looked at me with shocked looks and i wanted to hide under the table.

"You don't know what high school is?" Arthur asked me and I shooked my head.

"We grew up in a isolated village and schooling there was very basic," Alfred said from my phone.

I accidentlly jumped when I heard his voice, because i forgot that my phone was on speaker.

"I can help fix that when it is time to make the class schedule later."

Everyone jumped when Kuma got up and licked Kiku. I guess we all forgot that he wasn't a real doll.

"Hey Bastards! Dinner is ready!" Lovino yelled out from my phone.

We all got up and started to walk to the kitchen. On the way, Kiku walked up to me.

"What type of education did you have before, Matthew-san?"

"Well, I understand the use of herbs for cooking and healing, the workings of human and animal bodies, and i can read and write in both french and english."

He smiled and that surprised me, because Kiku rarely smiles.

"All we have to do is fix your math up and I know what the other classes are."

As we got closer to the kitchen, I could smell the delisous pasta, and it was heaven to my nose. We walked in and I saw that it was spaggetti and meatballs. As I was sitting down, I noticed that Lovino was kicking something on the ground.

"Lovino, what are you doing?" I asked him.

"Stupid tomato bastard snuck up on me while I was making dinner."

"For someone so small, he can hit hard," Alfred said between mouthfuls of food.

"Shut the fuck up!" Lovino said as the guy got up.

"I love how fesity my Lovi is!" The guy said before hugging Lovino.

"Don't fucking call me that!"

He started to hit the guy in the stomach. I was shocked that everyone acted as if this was normal when he fell over, behind the counter.

"Is he going to be okay?" I asked as I looked over the counter.

"Don't worry, this is when Lovino is being nice to Antonio," Arthur told me.

So, he must be the seer that Vlad told me about. I looked over to my brother as Kuma started to beg food from him. There was a eagle on his shoulder that had the same markings as Liberty.

"Hey Alfred, where's Liberty?" I asked him.

'I'm right here!' "She's right here!" Alfred and the small eagle said together.

"Matteo, you should have seen it! I almost pissed myself when I saw that the bird shrink!" Lovino said as he started to pull out pizzas from the oven.

Antonio got up from the ground and sat down in a chair as we all smelled the pizza from heaven, Lovino's homemade pizza.

"I don't need to see the future to see your nice end!" He said as Lovino bend over.

We all ducked down, except for Antonio, due to instints as Lovino pulled out a wooden spoon.

"If you say something like that again, I'm going to shove your head so far up your ass. You won't see anything but your own end!"

I started to laugh at that because Lovino alway says something like that to everyone at least once a day. I wonder how he would act in a high school setting.

Me: Now it is time of demon Number three arch! Pay attention to what every demon have said before and now on, it plays a key part in the final arch of this story.

Matthew: Will I get attacked this time?

Me: Yes, because you play a key part in the final arch alongside one other character in your group.

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