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Naruto was curious, frankly he hadn't expected for Rias to try and make the first move on him after only a week of him observing Issei from the sides, waiting for any hints that the boy would be approached by the Fallen Angel scum that had stolen what belonged rightfully to the Church, blades forged by God belonged with those that actually cared enough to pray to the man when they had the chance... of course, Naruto's observing Issei had been blocked almost everyday by one Koneko Toujou, who would wait for him at the front of the school every single freaking day and then hold onto his shirt for the rest of the school day before she had to leave so that she could do her... whatever duties as a devil. Honestly, Naruto didn't give two shits about how devils spent their time, but if they were Stray then that was all the go-ahead that Naruto needed to make the first move against them.

Seriously, he had been taught from a young age that all devils were his natural enemies, but he was only suppose to hunt the ones that started to actively go after humans as prey. Those like the Gremory were suffice to say, some of the 'kinder' devils that believed that humans and devils could coexist... funny that they said humans and not the Church, yet they expected people from the Church to treat them with respect when they got almost none in return. The only reason people even seemed to care if a devil got slain was if that devil happened to be a girl with a rather... slutty body was the most insulting way he could put it, or attractive body if he wanted to attempt to be nice about it.

He didn't want to be nice about it.

"Do you know why I called you here Quarta-san?" One Rias Gremory, a girl that matched the red haired and green eyed picture he had gotten. She had to be at least 5 feet 8 inches tall with the appearance of a European woman based on how she was to tall to be the normal height for a Japanese person, which normally ranged around 5'4" to 5'7" for this age group. She was also very well endowed for her age, thus giving credit to Naruto's 'slutty' body comment. She certainly fit the image of a girl that had everything in her life handed to her without having to work for it, her strength didn't feel like the strength that one got through blood, sweat, tears, and good old fashion determination to work through the pain.

"No, and frankly, I wouldn't have come if I didn't think that you wouldn't let this go if I did." Naruto said with narrowed eyes, getting a surprised look from the girl in front of him, as well as surprised looks from everyone that was used to men falling to Rias' good looks at first glance. A person that didn't want to meet her was more rare than a person that did want to talk to her. Naruto rolled his eyes at how his simple sentence had already thrown her for a loop. Those that slayed devils were taught about how not to let the enemies body distract you in battle, so Naruto could apply that to a mental battle and make her appear no more beautiful than the average girl... though of course as a Pure-Blooded Devil he could never see her as anything but what she really was.

A Devil, plain and simple.

"Hey hey hey now, we are all friends here. No need for such hostilities." The pretty boy of the group, Yuuto Kiba, commented with a light and awkward smile. He looked like he was from the same general area, in appearance, as Naruto. He was the same height as Rias was, and he had a mole under his eye on his face that added to that pretty boy charm of his. Of course, Naruto almost disliked the boy without him being a devil. This boy used to be a Christian, and that was a confirmed fact since he had been apart of the Holy Sword Project, and while the methods were horrible, only Christian children had been used. This boy abandoned his faith when he became a devil, something that was worse than being born a devil. Those born into that life, while enemies, didn't really chose to be devils.

"I wouldn't say friends, I don't really know any of you." Naruto commented somewhat truthfully, all he knew was the information that the spies had gotten for him, which was a lot of information. Yuuto seemed to get the message that Naruto didn't want to be here, while Naruto looked away from Koneko, who reminded him so much of Fluffy, and old pet cat he had at the Church for a few years before it ran away that it wasn't even funny. Those golden yellow eyes were just like his old cat's eyes that he hadn't been able to bring himself to hate her, but he was still wary of the devil inside of her.

"That is fair enough, you are from a different country in a new place, so of course you would be a little wary around strangers. I hope that the rest of our chat can at least be pleasant." Rias tried to reason with Naruto, who huffed and leaned forward and looked at Rias with narrowed eyes. Rias looked towards Naruto with a smile on her face, before he pulled out a Chess piece from her skirt pocket and placed it on the table between them. Naruto narrowed his eyes when he saw the... Bishop piece being laid out on the table. Naruto crossed his arms and laid back without looking away from the object.

He knew what that was, it was an Evil Piece from the Evil Piece System that devils of High-Class used to create slaves out of other species and turn them into devils like them. It was the reason why the devils had the advantage, they were taking the powerful humans and turning them into devils. Anytime a human showed promise, poof, turn them into a devil. If a monster showed promise, then the same thing was said. Naruto didn't have as much an issue with Monsters per say, so long as they didn't attack people then he would leave them in peace, but the act of turning a monster into a devil automatically put them on a kill list.

Like Chess, the pieces that were used were a single King, a single Queen, two Rooks, two Bishops, two Knights, and eight Pawns. The one that owned the Evil Pieces were the King, and the rest were their servants.

"Koneko-chan told me that you have HUGE reserves of energy inside of you, and I was wondering what you could tell me about it. I will be frank, I could feel you the second that you entered the city... even before you entered the city... yet you are a human." Rias stated as a matter of fact to him, like she was revealing some kind of big secret at the fact he might have forgotten to hide his own energy from the people in the city.

"You make it sound like you aren't human Rias Gremory. Your last name may be Gremory, but even having the same last name as fake demon shouldn't make you arrogant enough to think of yourself as anything but human." Naruto said, hiding a smirk at how he directly and indirectly insulted Rias by using her name against her. The red haired girl seemed to twitch and take a deep breath, before the black haired girl... Akeno Himejima, a shorter girl than Rias with a bigger bust and more seductive, or slutty in his opinion, figure... came and gave her a cup of tea to calm her nerves.

Naruto used this girl's action of handing Rias the tea as the distraction he needed to make his move, swiftly moving his hand as he leaned forward, Naruto reached on the chessboard on the same table and switched the Bishop piece with a normal Bishop piece, before he tossed the Bishop into his breast pocket without attracting any attention to himself, his movements silent and swift enough that it was like he never moved in the first place.

Naruto was going to have this Evil Piece sent to the Church and studied, then he would see if it was possible to have the effects of transmutation changed from devil to angel. Then the Angels would have the same advantage as the devils, with he Fallen Angels being the furthest behind, thus increasing their chances in any future war that might happen. It might also be possible to find a way to reverse the process and turn devils into humans if they used to be humans before becoming devils, or whatever species they had been. Naruto watched as Rias also took out a Rook, a Knight, and a Pawn before placing them on the table next to the Bishop piece that Naruto had switched out. She seemed to look between the pieces and him, before she smiled.

"I see, well, I am happy to inform you that I am not human. Nobody in this room is a human." Rias said as she got up, while the rest of the people in the room got up and turned around so that they could like up behind the couch, giving Naruto another chance to switch the pieces with pieces that looked exactly the same. It was hard for them to analyze a single piece and find a way to copy it, so it would be better to take a few of them of different types and effects before sending them to be examined for ways to replicate them for a more holy purpose. Now that Rias and her group were lined up, they all spouted bat-like wings from their backs as they looked at Naruto with various expression.

"Hello, I'm Akeno Himejima, and I am a devil." Akeno greeted with a light bow, showing her Japanese heritage by being polite.

"Heya, Yuuto Kiba, and I too am a devil." Yuuto greeted with a thumbs up towards Naruto, who didn't react to it. He couldn't care less honestly, this boy just rubbed him the wrong way even without being a betrayer.

"Koneko Toujou, a devil." Koneko said with the same neutral tone as always, while Rias stood at the front of her group with a smirk of confidence.

"And I am Rias Gremory, the heiress to the house of Gremory. I am also a devil, nice to meet you." Rias greeted, before everyone's wings vanished into nothing. Rias looked at Naruto expecting him to be shocked, but instead, they all watched as he didn't react to them. Naruto simple had an eyebrow raised, before he stood up and reached into his pocket and pulled out a small bottle of Holy Water. Rias was the first to back away when she realized what that was, while Naruto reached into his shirt and pulled out the silver cross beneath the cloth.

"Naruto Quarta, member of the Catholic Church. So boy are we friends now that you know that I am a loyal member of the Church?" Naruto asked, bringing up the fact that the boy, Yuuto, had called them all friends without thinking about who he was talking to. Rias was backing away slightly at the shock of her own mistake, before she gained courage and stood her ground in front of her. They all gained confused looks before they saw Naruto placed the bottle into the palm of his hand and into his pocket, before he placed the cross back in his Church. "Just messing with you idiots, the bottle is just hand sanitizer and the cross was a Birthday gift from my mother." Naruto said with complete honesty, he did infact use Holy Water to wash his hands, and the cross was a Birthday present from one the mother than had raised him, so neither of his statements were false.

"Hahahaha, you had me there for a moment Quarta-san." Rias said with a sigh of relief, having sensed no lies from Naruto when he had been talking, something that Naruto wanted her to believe. She was now known the wiser to the fact that she was missing four of her important Evil Pieces, while Naruto painted himself as a bit of a joker, while if she ever tried to use those 'pieces' then she would be very disappointed with the outcome. Not only would be fail, but she would have no idea what went wrong until it was too late. He had also assured that Rias wouldn't be able to turn at least four people into devils, meaning that four less devils to deal with in the future.

"What did you want to talk to me about anyway?" Naruto asked with his arms crossed, and he then noticed that Koneko was sitting next to him while grabbing onto his pants with her hand for some reason.

"Right to the point, your energy is very potent and large. For a human that is something extremely note worthy, infact, I have never met a person with as much raw energy as you before. I would like to add you to my peerage... oh I forgot, a peerage means that I would be using one of these-" Rias said with a hand gesturing the the chess pieces, which she believed were her Evil Pieces. Naruto so wished that he could rub what he did in her face, but he was outnumbered... not to say they were stronger, they just had more people. It was also a smallish room that they knew better than him. "-Evil Pieces I can turn you into a devil, giving you amazing powers and a very long life. You can achieve some of your greatest desires, and you will be treated like family." Rias explained the most basic parts of it, not going into great detail.

"No thanks, not interested in becoming a devil." Naruto answered, with everyone looking at him like he was crazy again. Rias seemed to have some trouble believing that she had just been rejected that easily by somebody, and Naruto knew that he would never let himself become a devil by his own choice. Rias did not know what to do in this situation, so using the first thing that came to her mind she tried to play on the greed of human nature.

"Money, women... men. All of it can be yours, devils don't look down on sin, even encourage it. You can fulfill whatever you lust after, items or sex, it doesn't matter." Rias bargained, while Naruto twitched in utter annoyance at how persistent this girl was. She didn't want to take no for an answer.

"I don't need those kinds of things, do I look like the kind of person that can be so easily bought?" Naruto asked, before he sweat dropped when he saw them looking at him a bit closer to try and actually see if they could see if they could tell or not. Naruto sat back down and took a cup of tea, he might as well see what else Rias would try and do to get him to join so that he could figure out the reason WHY she wanted him to join.

He was so glad that his chakra covered up the Exorcist and Holy Sword aura that he possessed, covering them both up in a way that even a devil this close wouldn't be able to sense it. He could whip his sword out, cut them all down, and they would only sense the sword the moment before their deaths.

"Honestly, you seem like a strong person that is easily bought with the idea of friendship. That is why I asked you in the first place, you seem... lonely. Like a person that once lost everything, but now serves a purpose he doesn't truly believe in... you just go through the motions and have even fooled yourself into thin-" Rias started to say, before she was punched right in the cheek so hard that she was knocked from her spot and sent flying into the wall and a thump. Yuuto jumped into action and rushed at Naruto, while Akeno went to Rias' side. Yuuto already had a sword drawn, so Naruto unhooked his 'belt' and wrapped it around the sword blade before he kneed Yuuto in the gut and winded him.

"Buchou, are you okay?" Akeno asked in concern, while a large bruise started to swell quickly on Rias' cheek while Naruto glared at her from across the room. Koneko was the only person that had actually seen this coming from a mile away. You don't just tell a person they are tricking themselves, that they don't truly have an purpose in life, and NOT get hit. Should she have said something, yes, did she, no, and did she had a very good reason for it? Yes. Rias hadn't listened to Koneko when she told her that Naruto seemed just like a fox, happy and lovable until you back it into a corner, then it WILL snap and bite at you. Rias had backed him into a corner and stepped on a landmine at the same time when she brought up what she did.

That, and what Rias said struck a little to close to home for Koneko as well, so she herself thought that Rias needed to be knocked off her high horse when talking to a person that radiated such a powerful aura at all times. For most devils, they only radiated a strong aura AFTER charging up power for an attack or spell, they weren't powered up at ALL times. The difference was that stronger devils could power up faster than weaker ones, but for somebody to be pouring out so much power that it can be sensed from across a city... that wasn't somebody you just backed into a corner. if you tried then you needed to get knocked back to your senses.

"Yuuto, stop it, I deserved that. I commented out of turn, and overstepped my boundaries. Quarta-san told us earlier that we weren't friends, and I talked to him like a friend that knew him... I won't make that mistake again. I hope we can put this behind us now that you punched me?" Rias asked with slight trouble talking with her swollen cheek, majorly swollen in fact. That punch was strong enough to almost knock her out, and she hadn't sensed him using any of that energy inside of him to fuel the punch. It was a pure muscle power punch, meaning that she was lucky she didn't have her head removed from her neck because of how she had acted.

Sometimes she forgot that the people she will talk to DON'T have to put up with her, and can hit her if she does something stupid. Most devils were afraid of being killed for the offence, and her own peerage would never hit her. That was pretty much the only types of contact she had with people, so she had forgotten that she can't speak her mind with everyone without thinking about how she worded things first.

"I punched you hard enough to feel better. Just because you have that body doesn't mean I won't knock your teeth in if you piss me off again. I don't care who you think you are, if you are royalty, male or female, if you push me I am not afraid to punch you again... or you either, so get that smirk off your face." Naruto said as he pointed to Akeno, while Yuuto started to stand up holding his gut lightly. Like Rias, he could feel a bruise already forming on his gut, since Naruto's chakra had powerful Light qualities to it, even without channeling chakra to his hits his fists and body could inflict decent damage to a devil from a strong hit. Akeno behind Rias stopped smirking for a moment, before she smiled again in a non-smirk way.

She had learned from Rias' mistake, don't push somebody that seemed to be on a hair trigger.

Little did they know, the only time Naruto had a hair trigger was when he was surrounded by devils.

"Good, then I hope that you can at least think over my offer?" Rias asked with a small smile as her hand with to her cheek and she used a spell to help reduce the swelling. She was going to have a killer headache in a little bit, and the side of her face she was punched on was completely numb, with tears leaking out of her eye... though that was from the stinging from the spell.

"I'm not interested, my... Mother would kill me if I became a Devil." Naruto said as he stood up and started to walk out of the room, before he did leave and the door closed behind him. Naruto smirked to himself as he held up his hand and looked to himself to see two pawn pieces that he had stolen from Rias the second he punched her. When he had landed his hit, his other hand reached into the same skirt pocket he saw that she kept the Evil Pieces and pulled out the two closest to the outer edge. He added them to the Rook, Bishop, Knight, and the other Pawn he had taken from her.

True, he had lost his cool when he punched her, but it was as he threw the punch that he realized he could use the chance to steal from her and strengthen the Angel's chances of finding a way to negate and replicate the Evil Piece system, but with Angels.

Now he just needed to get the Evil Pieces to the higher ups so that they could give them to the Angels without bringing suspicion on them. Naruto twitched a few times, before he sighed and 'dropped' the Rook, two Pawns, the Knight, and the Bishop on the ground.

Curse his gut, and curse the fact that he couldn't just steal from somebody like this. Pawns had the ability to Promote and gain the traits of the other pieces, meaning that to study all of the pieces, you only needed a single Pawn to do it. He knew that what he was doing was wrong for his cause, but he knew that if he took more than needed than he would be... well he didn't exactly know what he was doing, so Naruto looked the Evil Pieces on the floor, before he saw them glow and vanish. His eyes widened for a moment, and he figured that Rias was able to summon the pieces to her.

He looked at the Pawn in his hand, which was covered by a thin coat of his chakra, meaning that Rias had noticed that her Evil Pieces were missing, or that when the Chess Board was knocked over she didn't want to go through the trouble finding them all the hard way, so she just summoned them. The light properties of his chakra keeping the Pawn in his hand from being summoned back to Rias, so getting out his Holy Water he uncorked it and placed the entire Pawn inside of the light attributed water and saw that it wasn't teleporting away.

Like stealing or not, the Angels NEEDED a way to replenish their numbers, and basing a system off the Evil Piece System would cause a lot of good in the end. He didn't even feel guilty about it anymore.

After all, what could one Pawn change?

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