I DON'T OWN SETH OR NESSIE OR JAKE OR ANYTHING Twilight! I also don't own Elmo, but who would want to

A/N: See what happens when you mix Seth and Elmo! People sorry if you don't like it, it was written out of boredom! Truth be told I'll probably delete the story!

There Seth was, cheering for Elmo.

"Wooooooo! Elmo!!!!" Seth cheered.

Then I realized that Seth was wearing an Elmo shirt. It was really funny. I took my seat preparing for the worst. Elmo said his hi-pitched annoying voice. Something about an extravaganza.

"Seth, how long is this?" I whispered.

"Shhhh!" How rude!

I really need to get back at my family, especially Alice and Rose.

When the songs started that's when I pulled out the camera phone. Thank God Seth loves Elmo so now I have blackmail over him if he ever tries to take me to anything Elmo.

"Seth? How long is this?!" I hissed.

"Two and a half hours!" Seth smiled.

"God," I mumbled.

"Now, do you love Elmo?!" the little creature asked.

A chorus of "YES!!!" was heard except for me.

"No!!!! I I think you're a stalker!" I yelled. Moms gasped but I didn't care.

"And why is that?" Elmo asked.

"OHMIGOD!!! YOU TALK TO A FLIPPEN FISH! YOU KISS RANDOM BABIES. AND YOU KNOW WHERE THAT ONE DUDE LIVES!" I explained.

"Nessie!! That is not true! Elmo isn't a stalker!" Seth cried.

"Seth," I tried to soothe, "I'm just stating the truth."

"Really?" Seth was like a little kid.

"Yes, Seth" I explained.

"I don't believe you!"

"Ok, just watch Elmo, Seth!" I complained

"I will!" after that I just sat and complained. The rest of the show trudged on.

"It's over lets go!" I desperately wanted to leave, but Seth had other plans.

"Patience!" Seth growled.

"What could we possibly be doing now?" I spat.

"We are meeting Elmo!" Seth said extremely cheery.

We were walking down the isle to see Elmo.

"Seth! Hell-o." I smiled it took all I had not to call Elmo an emo stalker, well emo.

"Seth you get three pictures!" I snapped.

"Awwwww!" Seth whined. And used his baby face.

"Fine! Say cheese!" Seth ran over to Elmo and had a mini photo shoot with Elmo; I had another bathroom break.

I hoped Jake would pick up; he did.

"What's up Ness?" Jacob asked sounding like he was nervous about my answer.

"Stressful, I called Elmo a stalker, I have a video of Seth singing Elmo and he had a photo shoot with Elmo!" I was almost in hysterics.

"Wow," Jake sighed.

"Can you come over?" I begged.

"Sure!" It was pretty stupid to ask when I knew he would.

I ran to Ms. Clearwater's car and told her most of the story, and refused to talk to Seth.

When she arrived at my house I managed a somewhat sincere goodbye.

When I walked through the door I ran over to Jake.

"So," Rose teased, "how was the performance?"

"Well, Seth was like a fangirl, I called Elmo a stalker, and have a video to blackmail Seth with! All in all pretty typical." I sighed.

"You sooo didn't call Elmo a stalker!" Emmett challenged.

"Your more than welcome to call Seth." I challenged back.

"She did!" Alice confirmed, "I saw it! It was hilarious!" Alice laughed.

"Good going, Nessie!" Emmett approved.

"Ditto!" my mom giggled.

For about an hour we sat laughing at that.

After a while I turned to Jacob, looked him in the eye, and playfully whispered, "Jake? If you ever do that I'll hurt you!" I laughed.

"Wasn't planning on it!" Jacob assured me.

"Can we still have the blackmail?" Emmett asked.

"Sorry that's mine!" I laughed.

"Awwww." Emmett teased.

Review!!!!! Sorry if you hated it! It was just something I wrote out of boredom!!!!