Okay I think I really like the Fang point of view, so some of this is going to be in his POV maybe even the rest of the story... how ever long said story might be. I'm sorry guys I kinda lost the first page of this chapter so it kind of starts funny, instead of rewriting it and making you guys wait, I'm going to be lazy and start where I can.

Edward walked into his room looking for a clean shirt, when he noticed, where he sat should have squished a teenage mutant. He looked up at his bed where Max and Fang were snuggling closely. But when Edward noticed he was looking at Fang's bare back, he grabbed his cloths and ran in and out of the bathroom.

"Fang get up!" Edward said in a harsh whisper, his eyes were black his jaw clenched. Fang rolled over to look at him, Max rolled over to but she wasn't awake. Edward saw the tank top she normally slept in. But it didn't help. Fang got up, Edward grabbed his strong arm and dragged him toward the dresser, so they wouldn't disturb Max.

"Shh," Fang said in the same harsh tone Edward had used to get him up. They both turned to look at Max. "What?"

"Why are both you and Max in my bed!? And where are your cloths, or at least your shirt?" Edward looked at Fang only wearing pants.

"I always, sleep like this, it's kinda like you and Bella," said Fang slyly, reaching around Edward's back to grab a shirt of the dresser.

"I'd better go... stay out of bed with Max!" and with that the slam of the door woke Max.

"Fang," she yawned and he rushed into the bathroom...

Fang POV

Max came in putting her arms around me while I was brushing my teeth. My body immediately went on hyper alert as they always did now when Max was around me. Every time she was around me I felt as if I might lose control, we had school and now wasn't a good time for anything that meant.

"Fang?"

I turned around and captured Max's lips with mine. Her hands went around my neck, then I paused. I released her lips trying to see what was wrong with her. She tried to step back, but I held her face firmly in my hands. "Fang what did we do? Last night I mean."

"Slept," I said letting go of her and dumped myself on Edwards couch. From the door she gave me a look, then sat down in front of me.

"Then why did Edward get so mad?" I shrugged. "Really why, Fang"

"I brought up Bella, he didn't like it, I also complimented his sucky collection of oldies," I took advantage of the time when her eyes were frozen to the wall of cds. I made a run for the bathroom and closed the door not bothering to figure out how to lock it. I started a shower. She stomped in then, and shot me the bird. I yawned, "Look I really need to go back to bed, but we have school so leave."

She didn't look like she was planning to leave anytime soon. I gave her a look saying: I meant it when I said LEAVE! She cocked her head to the side like a puppy, so to prove my point I pulled off my shirt. Her eyes widened lie they always had when I went shirtless. Then I started at my boxers, her eyes widened further, and she ran out, closing the the door behind her. I could hear her heavy breathing from the other side of the door.

I smirked and climbed into my shower.

Max sat beside me at the counter in the kitchen. I was half asleep, barely conscious, all I could do was watch Iggy scramble to get breakfast ready. She reached for my hand, I smiled at the table –barely able to keep my head up – but I made sure the circus of emotions was secure behind my mask, I looked up at her only my eyes were smiling now, which seemed good enough for her. She leaned over and kissed my cheek, swiftly. "Fang you still look sick." I felt heat under my skin... was I blushing? Holy Crap!

I lowered our hands under the counter when Carlisle walked in. Max rested her head on her available hand. Carlisle looked at us then at what we were watching. He slouched slightly, putting his weight on the arm he rested against the counter. "Should I be worried?"

"Nope" I answered simply. We watched Iggy until he left to get ready for school. I don't think anyone noticed he left, but Rosalie walked in with Total at her ankles.

Her perfect brow furrowed looking back and forth between the window and us. Then they both just stared the out the window with the rest of us. Emmett came in next he wrapped an arm around Rose's waist, we saw something drop to the ground outside but no one felt like breaking the silence. He kissed his wifes cheek "Why--" Rosalie put a manicured finger on Emmett's lips. He pouted for a moment before falling into the same trance as the rest of us.

Third Person

Nudge walked in with Iggy next he had a grin plastered to his face before it faded to a look of subconscious. They to watched silently.

When Alice walked in with Jasper she simply said "I knew it!" and sat on the counter watching the wall. Jasper became a statue of marble feeling the atmosphere, for a moment. He probably sensed a whole lot of confusion, and a little of anything else.

When Fang's head drowsily tilted to one side everyone's followed suit. Gazzy walked in and sat at Emmett's feet, his head instantly tilted. Fang's --asleep-- head fell to the other side after a great effort to lift it, he sighed. Esme walked in very nearly tripping over Gazzy. "For God's sake what is the matter with you? Gazzy what are you doing on the floor?" She was staring at Gazzy, he didn't move.

He finally shrugged not looking from the wall, "I don't know I just saw everyone sitting like this, I thought they were playing a game."

"Jasper?"

"I walked in with Alice, I was trying to figure out why everyone was confused."

"Alice?"

"Okay see I had this vision and it looked like fun so I joined'em." she said monotone, her enthusiasm muffled as she was in a daze.

"Iggy? You were in her last time I checked."

A grin spread across his face, "Well I just wanted to see what they found so interesting." He shrugged.

"Nudge?"

"Well it was quiet and I didn't like it so I came to make sure everyone was still breathing but instead they were like this so I thought of that crazy quote... 'if you can't beat'em, join them,' so I joined Emmett."

"Emmett?"

"Hey Rosalie told me to."

"Rose?"

"Well, me and Total walked in to the three of them," she pointed out Fang, Max, and Carlisle. "...starring at the wall and I thought maybe if Carlisle was he had a good reason."

"Must I even ask you Total?"

"I don't know a thing, ask the head honcho!"

"Carlisle, please tell me why your staring at a wall before I go mad."

"Iggy was making breakfast and I was worried, so I was supervising him."

"And after he left?"

"Yah I have nothing to tell you,"

"Max?"

"Same."

"Fang?" Fang was in deep sleep, Esme called Fang again. Max elbowed him after he didn't answer a third time.

"Sorry, I'm not awake yet."

Angel was standing with Esme unnoticed, she tapped her on the back. Maybe I could be of some assistance?" Esme nodded. "Fang was trying to wake up, when Max came in, to watch Iggy make breakfast. Carlisle came in intr-intri- intrigued by Iggy's progress, so he stayed. Then Iggy left, and Rosalie came in with Total, she thought Carlisle was thinking so she didn't want to interrupt.

"Emmett walked in to ask but she didn't want him breaking Carlisle's train of thought and told Emmett to be silent. He listened but when Nudge and Iggy came in, she was completely clueless and started to daydream, and Iggy well just stood there looking at a wall, like normal." Iggy scowled in Angel's direction. "Alice saw something exciting or funny happening in here so she wanted to watch. Jasper liked the feeling, and Emotions everyone felt, and wanted to explore them.

"Gazzy ofcourse looks up to Emmett so he wanted to look smart and do what Emmett did." Rosalie rolled her eyes.

Nudge whispered, "it didn't work." Gazzy stuck his tongued out at her. She just giggled.

"I walked in and enjoyed hearing the thoughts of everyone, them being so confused and what not. Every time Fang moved, Max followed causing a ripple effect but he couldn't help it. But consequently it is ALL FANGS FAULT!" Angel pointed a tiny finger at Fang. Everyone got up stretching their cramped muscles, glaring at Fang who was sound asleep.

"Lets leave him." Rosalie scowled.

Emmett almost crushed Gazzy he looked down, "Why are you sitting her, still? It's Fangs, fault now get up," said Emmett.

Gazzy shook his head he still hadn't moved from the floor, " No it's not." Iggy started to squeal like he was hiding a really good secret. But before anyone could ask a stink bomb exploded out side the open window. The smell suddenly flooded the house. Fang jumped up and ran.

"Hey guys ready for sch-- wow GAZZY?" Edward said as he and Bella ran. Carlisle closed the window. The flock only returned to grab the food.

"Leave it, eat at school!!" Carlisle screeched.

I tried to make this funny I hope I succeeded!

Mai- Mae

P.S. Wow this is my shortest chapter ever that's why I posted this one and the one before it together, sorry I lost the first page... again...

DISCLAIMER: I am no man and I have no kids or a book tour coming up with the lead of Blue October, get it straight I am just Mari, not James Patterson, or Stephenie Meyer. Thank you for your time...(whatever? TEEHEE!!)