Alucard and Seras where out getting candy and having a great time. Well Seras was the one mostly having the fun

Alucard found it to be alittle insulting. Humans dressing up as monsters and other ridiculous things thinking it was all just a game. What did they know? Have any of them foughten a army of gouls? Have any of them foughten an insane priest? It made him almost want to throw up. Plus he thought the decorations sucked

"Police girl these decorations people put on their home and patedic. Look a happy ghost," He said pointing to a one of the decorations "What kind of ghost is happy? It's nothing but a doomed spirit forced to walk the earth for eternety never to feel joy again."

"I think it's kind of cute Master," Seras said "Besides it's mostly about fun then scaring people,"

Just then two shdowy figures burst out in front of them

"BOO!" they sceramed

"Eek!" Seras said suprised

"Ha got you," some little kid dressed as a vampire

"Ya," the other kid said dressed as a zombie

The two children then noticed the hellhound next to Seras

"What are you supposed to be? Somekind of eight eyed siemease dog?" the vampire kid said

"He dosen't look so scary," the zombie kid said

"Hey mabey we should give him some of are cream and eggs," the vampire kid said pulling out a can of shaving cream while the zomibe one got out some eggs

"Time to trick!" they said as they launched their spray and eggs at Alucard

"FOOLISH HUMANS!" Alucard said as he suddenly seemed to disintagrate in front of the boys

"Huh? Where'd he go?" the zombie kid said

"I don't know," the vampire said

Just then the two felt a light tap on their shoulders

They turned their heads to see Alucard now in his half human, half dog form (like what he looked like before he ate Luke Valentine with the big eye on his chest and that dog head coming out of him)

"Do you children want to see something really scary?" Alucard asked

The kids were silent but the nodded slightly think it better not to anger the strange man more

Alucards hellhound then began to look like it was trying to throw up, blood leaking from its mouth. Just then Luke Valentines head came out of its mouth

"Where am I?! What's going on?!" the blonde vampire said

Just then the hellhound spat him all the out onto the floor, covered in blood. Then it spat out one of his guns which Alucard grabbed and shot Luke

"Ow! That hurts you kn...OH NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!" Luke said running away from Alucard at full speed

"The children stood where they were. Frozen in pure terror at what they just saw

"Hey what smells?" Seras said as she suddenly smelled something stinky

Apparently the to kids were so scared that they peed and crud themselves

"Come police girl. Time to get your treats," Alucard said

"Uh...Ya, yes Master," Seras said folling Alucard

We had one trick already

What's next?

Any suggestions?

l8ter