Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Gintama. Don't pester me about it, I'm sad enough as it is.

Pairing: Sougo Okita/Higurashi Kagome

Summary: The birth of a legendary Sadist. It's a scary sight.

2nd Lover

Sadist

God… First it was that mayo-freak, now it was this little girl.

Okita Sougo just pouted as everyone swarmed around said little girl. Apparently this was Kondo's baby cousin, same age as him. He hated her. There she was, BARGING into his territory, (Actually, Kondo came into the dojo with her on his shoulders, but that's not the point!) just TAKING all the attention. His sister was currently fussing over how 'cute' she was.

What an act. His cuteness was on a whole new calibre from her.

Sure, she had a cute baby face with large doe blue eyes. Her soft black hair was tied into a set of pigtails, but he was cute too! He crossed his arms as Kondo picked up the small girl and gave her a small kiss on the nose while his sister patted her head, saying that she was a good girl. His hatred for the girl intensified when Hijikata, that Mayo bastard, started to take a liking to the girl. If that mayonnaise bastard liked anything else besides mayonnaise and his sister, it had to be bad.

He was greatly relieved when Kondo announced that it was time to start training for the day. He smiled when all the males started for the training ground. He saw that Kondo was coming towards him and he straightened his posture. "Sougo, I need you to sit out of training for today." The young boy's eyes widened. Kondo clapped his hands together and looked at Okita with a pleading look in his eyes. "I need you to show Kagome-chan around for the day. There isn't anyone around the same age group besides you. Just for today!" Okita's jaws dropped, not ONLY did she have to be within five meters from him, but he actually had to INTERACT with her?!? This was an outrage!

"B-b-b-b-" He was left hanging as Kondo gave him a quick thank you and ran off to train his men. A scowl marred his face as he turned to see his sister talking with the little witch. How can his kind sister talk with such an attention whore?!? It was crazy. He couldn't understand it.

His sister had spotted him and waved him over towards them. He stuffed his hands in the pockets of his hakama and sluggishly walked towards them. When he stopped in front of his sister and the girl, he looked as she brightly smiled at him. Disgusting.

"Ne, Sou-chan, would you please show Kagome around the dojo?" Sougo pouted, he looked down at the floor, not wanting to say yes but also not wanting to make his sister unhappy. After a moment of silence, Okita nodded his head.

Mitsuba smiled gently at her little brother. He was just so adorable. She smoothed out his hair affectionately and thanked him. "Be nice to her okay?" Okita nodded and Mitsuba walked towards the main compound to do her daily cleaning.

Okita finally turned around and looked at the girl. She was very small, even for their age. Her bright blue eyes stared at him nervously through thick lashes. Her small mouth was curved slightly down, due to the uncomfortable vibes she was getting from the boy in front of her. Her small hands fisted a bit of her light blue kimono.

After a few moments of observing the girl closely, Okita had decided to ignore her entirely and started to head for the dojo. It wasn't long before he heard the light sounds of the wooden sandals she was wearing hit at the rocked path he was walking on, get closer to him.

Once she caught up to him, she gave him a frown. "That was mean! How could you leave me behind?" Her voice was irritated and he smirked at the sound. He decided to ignore her, which fuelled her anger slightly. "You know, it's rude to ignore people when they're talking to you! Hey!!! Hello!!!" The small girl started to wave her arm in front of the walking boy

After a few minutes of the waving, Okita began to get irritated and stopped his walk to the training ground. Kagome just stopped with him, her arm still in front of his face. He gave an annoyed grunt and pushed her hand out of his line of vision. "Stop that you annoying girl." He said, mustering the hardest glare he could make towards her. She humphed. "So, you're finally talking to me? And here I thought you were all high and mighty." He gave her a look of annoyance. "Stupid girl." Kagome bristled at the name. "I have a name you know! It's Kagome! Higurashi Kagome! It's not that hard to say."

Sougo's smirk deepened, amused that she was so responsive to his putdowns. She was so fiery. He wanted to put out that fire. He turned to her. "Call me 'Sougo-sama'." Kagome blinked at the light haired boys' words. "What? But I don't want to call you that Okita-kun." The small girl said, not finding any reason to give him such respect after just meeting him. Sougo frowned. He didn't like her using his name. "Yes, that what most people call me, but ugly people like you don't have the right to use it. Call me Sougo-sama." Kagome felt her anger increase. "No way! I'd never call you that! Who do you think you are?!?" Sougo smirked. She was fun to rile up.

"You're nothing, that's what. Don't think that my sister and Kondo like you, they're just putting up an act." The young boy said cruelly. Kagome didn't want to believe it but was slightly insecure. Tears started to form in her eyes. "No they don't! Kondo-nii and Mitsuba-chan like me!" Okita gave her an indifferent look. "As if." And with that, he pushed the girl to the ground.

She landed with a thud and scrapped her elbow in the process. The tears that were threatening to spill had finally started to flow down her red face. She looked up at the cruel boy as she cried. He looked down at her with a smile. Not a kind smile, but a sadistic smile.

Okita looked down at the girl, her face was now what he thought cute. Her hair was in a bit of a mess, her kimono dirty and slightly ripped. She looked up at him, fat tears tumbling down from her blurry blue eyes. Her cheeks were red from crying and her small, bleeding hands were wiping the endless river of tears. She was so cute right now.

He reached his hands down and tugged at one of her pigtails. Pulling up slightly, the girl winced, the pain wasn't a lot but it was still there. Her tormentor looked down at her. "If you ask nicely, I'll let you get up." Kagome looked at the ground, tears still falling. "Let me up Sougo-san." The boy scowled and pulled her hair harder. He leaned down and whispered in her ear, "That's not very polite. Beg me." Kagome looked up at the bigger boy and said through sniffles. "Please let me up Sougo-san." Okita just looked to the side. "What did I tell you to call me?" Kagome looked up, her face set into a stubborn frown.

"I don't want to call you that!" Okita frowned, letting go of the girls' pigtail. Kagome gave a sigh of relief as she started to get up. Her relief was short-lived as Okita pushed the girl back down onto the ground. When she was down he proceeded to sit on her stomach, effectively stopping any of movements to get up. The girl on the ground started to get frustrated, the cruel and confusing boy looked at her, as if waiting.

She felt a tick mark develop on her head as she started to struggle madly against the stronger boy. She kicked her legs repeatedly but to no avail. The boy just sat there, looking at her. Her small fists pounded on his hakama-clad legs but he just looked at her with indifference.

When she finally realized that she wouldn't be able to get up, she started to cry again. Her hands ceased to hit him and went up to her face, wiping away the tears stubbornly. She felt so helpless, so dominated, and more importantly, so humiliated. She had never felt this way before.

Okita just smiled, seeing the girls defeated face as she started to cry again. Her look of helplessness was something that he found to be addicting. It was so innocent. He looked down at the girl as she mumbled something.

"What was that Kagome-chan? I didn't hear." He smirked. Oh, he could hear her fine. He just wanted her to say it louder. It pleased him.

Kagome refused to look at the young boy when he asked her to repeat what she said. She just looked to the side, tears still trailing down her face. "Please let me up, Sougo-sama." She said more clearly and loudly this time. She could already feel the smug grin on his face. "Good" was all she heard the other boy say.

She felt her arm being removed from her face. When she opened her eyes, he could see the boy lean down and look at her. He took one hand up and she flinched when it came closer to her face, which seemed to slightly please him. He gently scooped up a tear with his finger and put it to his mouth. After tasting it, he smiled at her. "It's sweet." He got off of her and gently helped her onto her feet. "Now that wasn't so bad was it?" Sougo asked, his face smirking and dark.

Kagome looked at him and nodded. She didn't know what to think right now. She was scared of him but when he touched her face, he seemed so gentle. He placed a hand on her head. "Well? Say something." She looked at him through her dark lashes, eyes red and slightly swollen. "Hai, Sougo-sama." He gave her a big grin and patted her head. "Good girl."

Omake

Kondo didn't know what to think. After practice, Sougo came into the training grounds with Kagome-chan, but she wasn't herself. She did anything the young samurai said, even when he was calling her mean names. Not only that, but she was calling him Sougo-sama! When Sougo pinched her cheeks in a harsh way, she did nothing but blush and call him Sougo-sama.

He looked confusingly at the young pair before it dawned on him. He stumbled backwards in horror. 'W-what has he done?!? He turned my baby cousin into a masochist! That damn sadist bastard!' At the revelation, Kondo proceeded to sob madly and inform everyone in the dojo of this news by screaming it at the top of his lungs while running around in circles.

Omake of Omake

It was pitch dark through the hallways of the Shinsengumi dorm rooms. He had awoken to go to the washroom. As he walked through the hallways, he passed by Okita's room. He heard a moan and stopped dead in his tracks. It had sounded an awful lot like Kagome-chan, who had come to visit them. "Mmm… Hit me harder Sougo-sama." The cigarette in Hijikata's mouth felt to the ground when he heard that. He promptly turned around and headed back to his room right after he heard the sound of a light smack, not caring if he wet the bed. The sound of skin to skin contact rang through his ears for the whole night, robbing him of his sleep and quite possible, his remaining sanity.

Author's Note: Well, there you go. I really needed to do something for Gintama because it really is my favourite anime and manga. For those who haven't read it before, it's HILARIOUS and I would highly recommend it. I hope you liked this little S&M play of Sougo and Kagome. I'm sorry you had to hear that Hijikata. Please be kind and review. I like ego boosts.