Stan, Kenny, Pip, Craig, Clyde, Trent & Butters charged in, but Shikamaru, a sharpshooter, plucked out the SP fags w/ his Zastava M76 7.92mm Sniper. Kyle & Hinata fired at the Cartman clones w/ their 50rd Galil ARM & her Zastava M72 LMG walking & killing the fat clones in their path. Neji & Temari fired PKM 7.62 machine guns at the Clones of the first 7 characters mentioned, Leon & Precis fired Zastava M70 7.62 & Mpi-km assault rifles & its Grenade launchers, Hanabi, Sasuke & Konohamaru fired their FN FAL Para rifle, Sa Vz. 58V rifle & Agram 2002 SMG, respectively & hitting the gay clones. But Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jirobo & Kidomaru charged in, that were resurrected by themselves but they were instantly killed & it would be forever, the members of Team 8, Gai & 10 were firing 120mm mortars. Gaara & Kankuro were firing MG-34s & 1919 Browning MGs at the enemy.
Just as the protagonists were winning, the clones of Stan, Kenny, Pip, Craig, Clyde, Trent, Butters & Cartman were all marching & crying.
"DEATH TO THEM ALL, RAEP THE SOLDIER!! MAKE HIM GAY!!" (Kyle Broflovski is the soldier.)
Then a massive phantom IDF (similar to the phantom soldiers in LOTR) charged at the clones of Stan, Kenny, Pip, Craig, Clyde, Trent, Butters & Cartman; each of the clones numbered 1,000. But this phantom army was the dead IDF soldiers in every war that always liberated or kicked nazi asses like in '48,'67, '73, Pwning w/ Christian brothers in '82, & fighting off against the pogroms of 1988 & 2000-2007. A Sholef artillery piece came out & started firing on the Akatsuki & the Clones.
The spirits of the soldiers were now slaughtering clones happily, for the clones were anti-semitic, pro-Palestinian & Heterophobic.
"Assholes, Die you SoBs! Hijo de puta! Chingada!" Leon & Precis cursed back at the Vampires as they were now commanding the Sholef.
The Vampires were losing at the Negev sun & the firepower of the good guys, but it wasn't still enough, the Akatsuki came in. But then, a gang of gun-wielding men came in, led by Inari & Jericho armed w/ a 7.62x51 UK vz. 59 MG from Czechia & his trusty sawn-offs at which they fired at the Clones & the Akatsuki.
"Why are you here?" Kyle asked.
"Sonofabitch queers stole my money & weapons" Inari answered back.
He then shouted:
"You SoBs, you didn't pay my 1 million Gs" Inari was firing so many rounds that the Clones were cut into pieces by his menacing gun & it was more of a Minigun than an MG, now he was acting badass, like Rambo.
"Naruto, we need to activate you're demon form! We need it now!" Sasuke shouted to the blonde who was w/ Sakura busy killing Edward, Jirobo & Bella. The 2 already killed Kidomaru. The blond then activated his demon form, which made him more kick-ass & was now killing Stan, Pip & Butters. Kyle already killed some, & Trent Boyett was finally killed by Rock Lee & Gai, from their rented Merkava.
"Thanks muthafuckaz!" Kyle shouted to the jumpsuit duo which now landed & the green jumpsuit duo now fired AKMs at the Vampires. Tenten was firing an SVD 7.62 at the clones.
The fighting was bloody but no casualties on the good side.
At least Broflovski can now kill the Akatsuki. But then, just as the Akatsuki was attacking them. Suddenly, Cartman & Stan came out.
"You will be fucking mine!" the duo said as Kyle was aiming for them.
"You sons of Bitches, you're fucking alive assholes?!" Kyle shouted in Hebrew.
But then, Hinata showed up, Shouting:
"Kyle's fucking mine, you hear that?!"
"I'll guess were be the 1st to stuff myself on Kyle on my dungeon" (Kyle was never fucked by any of the Sp boyz), Cartman & Stan said back, but as they were going to stab the Hyuga, she shot the 2 with her Colt Anaconda, which came out of nowhere as well!
But just as she killed the 2, Cartman cupped her mouth & Stan had an M16 pointing at her w/ hands tied up. As they carried her into a Mi-8, Kyle was angry & now, he used his psychic energy to kill the remaining clones & 2/3s of the akatsuki. Just as he was killing them w/ his Galil ARM, Hinata was struggling to escape from Cartman & Stan; She then cut the ropes w/ Rambo's survival knife. Just as Cartman was going to grab her, she jumped down facing the Heli & showing up w/ an INSAS rifle out of nowhere, again, she fires it at the Mi-8.
"You Fucks, you'll never kill me or turn Kyle into a Fag!!"
"You Sonofabitch!" Cartman, Stan & Butters came out trying to fire their guns, but all jammed.
The Mi-8 then explodes, killing Cartman, Stan & Butters.
"Yipee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" Hinata shouted back as debris fell from the sky along w/ the burning remains of Cartman, Stan & Butters.
As she landed another Cartman clone points his Colt Anaconda. But as she was going to expect her death, Kyle brings out his Browning HP gun firing headshot square on Cartman, killing him instantly.
"That was so fucking scary!"she said back.
"Heh, same same, if I was in that situation!"
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