Fallen: Wow, two reviews in one day... YAYNESS! And 106 views in one day.... O.O
Zack: CURSE YOU PEOPLE! You made him write more...
Fallen: Che. Just cause you're gettin' hurt a lot in this fic don't mean ya will in my next one...
Zack: HA! Wait, next one?
Fallen: -nods- I gets lotsa views writing FF: VII fanfics, and Its fun!
Zack: -groans-
Fallen: I do not own FF: VII. I do own a copy of Crisis Core though!
Zack whistled as he walked down the hall towards the room of dark destruction... The paperwork room. Ah, how everyone hated it. As he walked in, he watched the people, who all looked bored as
hell. He turned in his paperwork, and ran like hell. Why? Because of this:
WARNING! WARNING! ILLEGAL PAPERWORK DETECTED! LOCKDOWN IN: 5... 4... 3... 2...
Everybody ran for the door. Zack was outside of it.
1.... LOCKDOWN COMMENCING. PEOPLE WHO ATTEMPT TO LEAVE WILL BE SHOT.
Zack smiled as the doors are locked shut with steel. He turns to leave, and bumps into Sephiroth. "What did you do?" Zack looked nervous. And ran. Sephy, being the uber awesome person he is,
caught him. Zack decided that he was royally screwed. "Erm... Turned in some paperwork?" Sephiroth dragged Zack unceremoniously before the door, blasted it open, and read the paperwork Zacky
turned in. Zack looked nervous at the look of pure hatred that appeared on Sephy's face.
"What. Is. This?"
"My paperwork?"
"I'm giving you ten seconds. Ten. Nine."
"Seph, I can explain..."
"Eight. Seven. Six."
"Fuck this, I'm running."
Zack ran like hell
Two hours later....
Cissnei walked into the hospital room. "Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it's time to get up!" Zack groaned. He had just broken three ribs, both his arms, his leg, and possibly cracked his skull, and his girlfriend told him to get up now? "What time is it Ciss?" Cissnei grinned. "Six in the mornin'!" Zack bolted, winced and sank back down. "And why in the name of Gaia did you wake me up at Six AM?" Cissnei shrugged. "Sephy told me too!" Zack groaned.
"I hate him."
Fallen: End chapter two. Next, we're gonna watch Reno do paperwork!
Reno: Whaaaaaaa?
Zack: Oh, this'll be good.
Cissnei: Fallen takes full responsibility for Reno's suffering, and gives a cookie to whomever is glad of it.
Reno: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Zack: -laughs-