Zack's Personal Vendetta

by Burning Mangrit

Zack hates paperwork. So, he decides to be a smartass when he does it, all the time. Read about what he does, and Sephiroth's reactions! Features other characters paperwork as well. Such as Reno, Tseng, Cissnei/Shuriken, and Sephiroth himself.

3. Reno, That Lazy Bastard

Fallen: AND WE'RE BACK!

Cissnei: V is in the lead, oh but Coco is coming up on him! Coco closing in, getting closer...

Reno: -walks in- Are you guys having turtle races again?

Fallen: -casts Invisibility on the turtles- Nooooooooooooo?

Reno: -sighs-

Fallen: I take full responsibility for Reno's pain!

Cissnei: HEY! We agreed I get half the credit!

Fallen: Fiiiiiiiiiiiine....

Reno: -is scared-

Cissnei: Fall doesn't own Final Fantasy VII.

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Reno groaned. He hated paperwork. He heard his phone jingle a tune. He opened it, and saw a message.

It said:

Zack:

Hey Reno! We're going to the Crucible. Ya know, the fire ballet. Wanna come? Oh wait, you can't. YOU HAVE PAPERWORK! XD

Reno threw the phone down onto the desk. He sighed. "Why me?"

Meanwhile, at the Crucible.

Cissnei, Sephy, Zack, and Cloud are all there. Reno ain't. He has paperwork. Sucker! They go to watch Dracul: Prince of Fire.

Meanwhile, at work.

"I don't suppose, that you sexy, would do my paperwork?" Reno was talking to a secretary. She 'hmphed!' and walked off. Reno decides to play video games. Of course, I do not like Reno. So, as he opens up Halo 3, his phone rings.

"Yo, sup?"

"This is Tsang. What are you doing?"

"Oh, just finishing up some paperwork."

"Funny, I didn't know Microsoft Word made Halo 3 sound effects."

"That? Oh, that's Rude. TURN THAT SHIT DOWN RUDE!" As Reno yells this, he rapidly presses the volume down key.

"There, Rude says he sorry."

"Reno, you're under surveillance. We can see you."

"Erm... Bye."

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Of course, Reno got his ass kicked. Why? Doing Paperwork is important. Sometimes. Rarely. Eh, fuck you all.

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Reno: You hate me.

Fallen: Not that much.

Reno: YES THAT MUCH!

Cissnei: Reno did not get enough pain.

Fallen: Sooooooo? Wait why am I writing this? Nobody reads this shit. REVERT TO BLAH TALK!

Cissnei: Blah, blah blah.

Zack: Blah blah blah! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Fallen: *snickers* Blah.

Reno: *throws something at Zack* BLAH! BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Fallen: Blah blah blah. Now back to normal. I do not own FFVII: Crisis Core. Or FFVII. Or Dirge of Cerberus. This is the only disclaimer I'm putting. I'm lazy. Next up... CLOUD!