Leg Two: Modestly Abused
"Last time on The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, thirteen teams set out on a great race around the world!" Said Master Hand.
"Teams were at Kokiri Forest, where Falcon and R.O.B. showed terrible teamwork!"
"Move it, Move it, They're catching up!"
"Quiet, mindless robot! I know what to do!"
"Don't call me that, I have feelings!" Snapped R.O.B.
"…Yeah, Right…" Sobbed Falcon.
"While teams King Dedede and Lucas, proved to be great partners!"
"The Finish line!" Yelled Lucas, pointing to the Pit Stop 50 Yards away…"They say money can't buy you freedom, or love, but it sure can buy you 1st Place!" Joked Dedede.
"…Helping them leap from 5th to 1st!" Explained Master Hand.
"King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number one!!" Cheered Master Hand.
"We did good…" Said a breathless Lucas.
"Victor and Quinn expressed great rivalry!"
"Yess! We're probably in first place, and nothing will stop us!" Shouted Victor to his teammate, Lucario, as they both descended from the hill with all the fences on it.
"Yep! Nothing!"
Quinn and Kirby,
Rupees: 40/40
Time Spent: 8:09
"Done!" Cheered Kirby.
They bought their shield and sprinted outside, and headed for the gatekeeper, who Victor and Lucario were headed for, but, because the shop is closer to the gatekeeper than the hill with the multiple fences on it, Quinn and Kirby got ahead of Victor and Lucario.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"NUUEEZ!! 1" Screamed Victor.
"Well, whaddya know…" Said Lucario.
"RUN FASTER!!!" Yelled Victor.
"Teams Mr. L and Mewtwo, & Link and Ganondorf showed great feats of perseverance by going from Last and second-Last, to near the top of the pack!"
"Yeah, We overcame three teams! Meowth's, Samus', and Ness'!" Whooped Luigi.
"…And look ahead! THREE MORE TEAMS!! 12th to 6th!" Cheered Mewtwo.
"Link and Ganondorf jumped to the front by their wise choice!"
"Lucky You! You got a Fast Forward!" Read Ganondorf.
"…Let's use it! We're good fighters, and, we're really behind! We're second-last!"
"…These two teams' wise choices got them ahead and safe from the race to avoid elimination!
"The six Teams, Mr. L and Mewtwo, Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, Capt. Falcon and R.O.B., Peach and D.K., Leon and Samus, & Yoshi and Olimar, were in a six-way death lock race to narrowly avoid elimination!"
"No, this isn't good! We're back at the top of the Bottom-section! It's going to be a six-way race to the finish!" Panicked Mewtwo.
"Teams, Mr. L and Mewtwo, & R.O.B. and Falcon, arrived minutes before the other four noisy teams, which will help them this Leg!"
"However, teams Samus and Leon, Yoshi and Olimar, D.K. and Peach, Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, along with missing team, Meowth and Wobbufett, hadn't checked in!"
"Olimar and Yoshi claimed 7th, thanks to the other remaining teams' strange habits!"
All three teams, Peach and D.K., Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, and Leon and Samus were currently busy…
Peach was too busy singing, 'A friend with weed, is a friend indeed!,' While
Leon and Samus were too busy in their, 'WTH!?' moment, stabbing one another, and
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff were still out in a coma!!!
"…Which is going to help them a ton this Leg! Finally, team Meowth and Wobbufett appeared, ten seconds before Ness and Game & Watch's penalization time was up, AND when D.K. and Peach appeared!
"It was a three-way race, but, in the end, D.K. and Peach were Eliminated!! Thank God!"
Praised Master Hand.
"Can Team Mr. L and Mewtwo keep their small lead ahead of about half the teams? Will King Dedede and Lucas keep their unofficial title as 'The Top Dogs?' And will Meowth and Wobbufett crawl out of last place before it's too late, or will they too, be out of the race?" Questioned Master Hand. "Who Will be eliminated…next?"
Team List:
Victor and Lucario: (Martial Arts Fighters)
Snake and Pikachu (Long-time Friends)
Quinn and Kirby (Students)
Luigi and Mewtwo (Therapy Members)
King Dedede and Lucas (Party Animals)
Link and Ganondorf (Adventurers)
Yoshi and Olimar (Hocotate Employees)
R.O.B. and Falcon (Renowned Racers)
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff(Dating 2 months)
Leon and Samus (Dating Space fighters)
Ness and Mr. Game and Watch(Nerds)
Meowth and Wobbufett (Pokemon)
"King Dedede and Lucas, who were first to arrive at 4:23 PM, will depart at 4:23 AM!" Said Master Hand.
King Dedede and Lucas1st to depart: 4:23 AM
"Man, I can't believe we had to get up sooo early!" Commented Lucas, as the boy yawned loudly.
"…Me either…" Replied a drowsy Dedede.
"Right, now listen, Last night I made a list of the times everyone gets out of there, so we Know when to expect when to go quicker and such," Whispered Lucas.
"In about…33 minutes, the next team comes out, Quinn and Kirby! Behind them, by one minute, Victor and Lucario, and, not far behind, Snake and Pikachu! Three teams in 36 minutes! We have to hurry!" explained Lucas.
"…Yeah, let's just read the darn clue, K?" Asked Dedede.
"Okay. It says, you must fly now to the Mushroom Kingdom." Read Lucas. "Once they land, head for 'Peach's Castle,' the home of Princess Peach! Once at the entrance, your next clue will be handed to you!"
"No money given to you for this leg of the race!" Finished Dedede.
"Hurry! Only 31 minutes 'till the next team comes out!!" Yelled an impatient psychic boy.
Quinn and Kirby2nd to Depart: 4:56 AM
"You must fly to Peach's Castle! Well, that's were the clue is! Hurry! Dedede and Lucas are waaay ahead!! Let's catch up, and leave the two teams behind us in the process!" Exclaimed Quinn.
Interview after Leg:
"Me and Kirby are real great partners, despite being acquaintances!" Said Quinn. "The only downfall for having Kirby as a partner is the fact how he eats everything!" Just then, Kirby ate the cameraman.
"ASFYEASFYGGRR!!" Yelled the cameraman as he was eaten.
"…" Stuttered Quinn.
Victor and Lucario3rd to Depart: 4:57AM
"C'mon, let's follow Quinn, an' Kirby!!" Remarked Victor.
"Sure!" Agreed Lucario.
Snake and Pikachu4th to Depart: 4:59 AM
"Three teams ahead, eight teams behind! If we stay around this rank for a few legs, we'll be in good shape!" Barked Pikachu as he and Snake ran off, toward the nearby airport.
Up Ahead…
Victor and LucarioCurrently in 3rd Place
"Hey, look! In the taxi ahead, it's Quinn and Kirby!!" Yelled Victor. "Pass them, driver, pass them!" The driver did as he was told.
Quinn and Kirby,Victor and Lucario
Tied for 2nd Place
"Quinn, look, it's Lucario, and…what is that guys' name!?!" Yelled Kirby over the ruckus of the passing cars.
Victor cried over the course of ten minutes, then composed himself, and Yelled back,
"Shut up, puffball!!"
"…Okay…"
"…Um, yeah! …That's right!" Be quiet!!" Snapped Victor.
"Driver! Pass them!!" Said Lucario, and he did. Lucky them.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 3rd Place
"Drat…down a rank…" Said Quinn.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 4th Place
Snake had blown up four cars with his RPG on the way over to the airport.
The police were chasing them, too.
AND they were sued. By 12 people. Way to start a day.
King Dedede and LucasAt the Airport
Currently in 1st Place
"Phew, made it!!" Breathed Lucas.
Just then, behind them, in bursted Victor and Lucario.
"Look! It's…Victor!? And Lucario!?! And…why is Victor hugging me?!" Asked Lucas.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou someone remembered my name!" Cried Victor with glee.
"…I didn't remember your name, you're wearing a nametag, that's how I knew your name…" Victor went into a great depression.
"Say, let's join forces! We're the top two, so let's aid one another, and make definite sure that the teams behind us don't pass us! Whaddya say? We'll make the Top Four! (See, Hoogiman, that's how many are going to the final leg!)" Explained Lucario.
"…Deal! It's perfect! Lucas, you and Lucario stay here, me and Victor will get tickets!" Said Dedede.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 3rd Place
"Look! The airport!" Hollered Pikachu.
They hurried inside.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 4th Place
"This is NOT our leg…" Whimpered Kirby.
"We're only five minutes away from the airport, so we're not too far behind!" Exclaimed Quinn.
Link and Ganondorf5th to depart: 5:12 AM
"Okay, we're finally out, so let's move quick, before the big group of six come out one after the other!" Explained Link.
"Yess, already ahead of a ton of teams!" Remarked Ganondorf.
Falcon and R.O.B.
6th to depart:
5:14 AM
"C'mon R.O.B.!!!" Yelled Falcon to R.O.B. as they dashed off.
King Dedede and
Lucas,
Victor and Lucario
Tied for 1st
Place
"Me and Victor are back from the ticket booth, and we bought tons of extras, just in case, and, we found a flight that gets to Mushroom Kingdom than the first one there that Master Hand requested!! It leaves 30 minutes after the 5:30 flight, but gets there sooner, by thirty minutes! We'll stay up this high for all of the legs, we're going to be so far ahead!" Laughed Dedede.
"Yess! HAHHAHAHAAHAAA!!!" Laughed Lucario.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 3rd Place
"Yes, two tickets to the 5:30 flight…yeah, just two…" Said Pikachu.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 4th Place
"Finally, we're here!!" They slammed the taxi's door shut as they ran inside the airport.
Mewtwo and Mr. L7th to Depart: 5:16 AMPre-Leg Interview
"Us, Mr. Game & Watch, and Ness, have allied with one another. With their intelligence, and our… skill… we'll pass the others in no time!" Exclaimed Mewtwo.
"… I thought the only reason we allianced with them, was because they're the only team that doesn't make fun of you-" Luigi had his groin section shot with a rifle seconds later.
"Phew, we're out!!" Remarked Mewtwo.
"Let's-a hurry, we're-a still near the back-a!" Panicked Luigi.
"But…What about our alliance we made with Ness and Mr. Game & Watch!?" Asked Mewtwo.
"Forget them! They're too far back! They're also second-last!" Mr. L Coldly stated.
Quinn and Kirby,
Ganondorf and Link,
In
line for tickets
Link, Ganondorf, Quinn, and Kirby were all waiting in line, to schedule a flight.
Quinn and Kirby were ahead of Link and Ganondorf by one place.
Then, it was Quinn and Kirby's turn to get tickets.
"Yeah, we want two tickets for the Mushroom Kingdom flight! …Yeah! That's Right!! The…5:30 flight!" Said Quinn.
When they got their tickets, they took off towards the plane, which was getting ready to leave.
"Yeah, we'd like the same thing those two got in front of us! Yeah! …Score! We got the last tickets for this flight," Commented Link.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently
in 6th Place
Time: 5: 21, 9 min. 'till 5:30 flight
leaves
"Yess! The airport!!" Hollered Falcon. He and R.O.B. rushed inside, forgetting their luggage, and the taxi drove off.
Mewtwo and Mr.
L
Currently in 7th Place
"… Well, the airport's only 2 miles away, now, and, according to the time, the team behind us has-a come out, now!" Said Luigi, glancing at his watch.
"Man…we're both so tired from lack of sleep…" Yawned Mewtwo.
Yoshi and Olimar8th to Depart: 5:21 AM
"Well, now that we're out, I say we have to hurry… I bet some teams are already on the first flight, and the airport's 16 miles away!" Complained Yoshi.
"Well, let's just try our best, and people will like us for our modesty!" Exclaimed Olimar.
They stuck their thumbs out, hoping to catch a ride, 'cuz Master Hand was sooo lazy, he only rented 7 taxis to wait outside the Hotel for the first seven teams.
Only seconds later, a car, holding a mother and a child passed by, noticing Yoshi and Olimar.
"Look, mommy," Said the kid, "two people who look really modest, who need a ride!"
"Well… we can't let them ride with us…" Replied the mother.
"Why not!?" Whined the child.
"Because, we'll let them in, after seven minutes straight, after you asking at least 25 questions, then they'll ask us to drop them at an airport, 16 miles away, that's in the opposite way, saying that it's for a game show, and then when we drop them off, they won't even thank us!"
"…How Do you know all this!?" Asked the innocent child, who had nothing to do with the crack he was smoking.
"… Because we did that for two pairs of two, remember!? The two Adventure-ish people, those Best-est Friends..."
"… Oh yeah…" Commented the Crack-smoking-child.
They drove off, not letting the two eccentric-looking hitchhikers.
"Drat!" Yelled Yoshi.
"What's wrong with us!? Uh-oh, Meta Knight and Jigglypuff are coming out!!" Hollered Olimar, as he ran away, into the bushes nearby.
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight9th To Depart: 5:22 AM
"Finally, we're out!! … Now to get a car!" Said an impatient Meta Knight.
Just then, a car pulled up in front of the hotel, directly in front of Meta Knight.
Inside the car"Alright, You get the money, I'll stay here in the car!" Whispered a familiar person.
"… Right," Replied the other.
"What the-" Yelled Meta Knight as a human Came out of the car.
"Huh? Aww, look, two cute little midget puffballs!" Said the person in a cute voice.
"NEVEREVEREVER CALL US CUTE!!!!!" Shrieked Meta Knight as he stabbed the person in the heel, causing the person to lose ability to stand.
Unfortunately enough for Meta Knight, the person was actually Ike, the raging swordsman with a fiery temper. Now, Ike would go into rages and perform amazing feats of strength. Now, was one of those times.
"NUUEZ!" Screamed Meta Knight.
"GREAT, AETHE---"
"Wait a second, I sliced your Achilles heel, so you shouldn't be able to walk, let alone jump!" Said Meta Knight.
"Oh yeah," Replied Ike. He fell on the ground.
Meta Knight jacked the swordsman's car.
"NUUUEZ!!" Screamed Ike.
"Drat!" Screamed Yoshi, as he and Olimar walked into plain view.
Ike noticed them, especially Yoshi.
"Hey, Yoshi…" Said Ike in a sexy voice.
"Wha- oh hey Ike." Said Yoshi as he turned around.
"Are you busy tonight?" Asked Ike sexily, as he lay on the ground bleeding to death.
"…Uhhh…" Stuttered Yoshi, "Are you…hitting on me!?!" Demanded the green dinosaur.
"..Maybe," Said Ike mysteriously. Then Ike died.
"…What..the heck!? He was asking me out!" Exclaimed a disturbed Yoshi.
Only seconds later, they managed to get a taxi, and they left Ike's corpse lying there. Which was still squirting out blood.
Leon and Samus10th To Depart: 5:23 AM
"K, we're near the back, so let's move it! No talking, let's just get this leg over with!"
"Right," Answered Leon.
They got a taxi. 'Nuff Said.
Over at the Airport…King Dedede, Lucas,Victor & Lucario
Under an Alliance
Currently Tied 1st Place
"We're in line for our plane, now!" Said Lucas.
"Heh, we're dominating this leg!" Cackled Victor.
Silence.
…
…
…
"…Wish this would go faster…" Explained Lucario.
"Yeah…"
"Hey! Look! It's some of the rival teams! Quinn and Kirby, headed for the 5:30 flight, and…look who just came into the airport! Falcon and R.O.B.!" Panicked Lucas.
"Wait a minute…I can't see R.O.B. and Falcon…so…how do you know they're here?!" Asked Dedede.
"Well, who else would be shouting, 'us R.O.B.s have feelings, too!'"
"Good point,"
"We have to stop them, it's only 5:24 AM, so let's stall them, while one person on our teams saves our seats!" Explained Lucario.
"Lucas, you take care of our supplies, me an' Dedede will distract them, while Lucario will find a way to book the 5:30 flight, completely!" Explained Victor.
"Rararararaaa! I'll give 'em a good whackin' says me me me, Dedede! I'll give it to 'em good ya see!" Rhymed Dedede.
"…Okay…let's just stall them, alright!?" Asked Victor.
"Right,"
Lucas stayed with the luggage, as Lucario, Dedede, and Victor slunk off into the crowds, trying to get rid of one team, as to lessen the rough competition.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in line
"Hm…" Huffed Kirby.
"What's wrong?" Asked Quinn.
"Well, where's Victor's team? They can't be so far ahead, that they're already in the plane! And you said Victor was really smart, so…"
"…Maybe he found an earlier flight or something!?!" Finished the ferret.
"Uh-oh"
"No, he couldn't have! I checked!"
"Then…where is he! Or his partner!?"
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently In 6th
Place
"Well, we're in line now!" Said R.O.B.
"Yeah!"
"Pssst!"
"Huh?" Falcon grunted as he turned around.
Dedede punched the Captain, right in the jaw. R.O.B. turned, just in time to see Falcon hit him.
"Oof!"
"Heh, liddle fools! No-one can beat Dedede!" Chortled Dedede.
"Why, you…" Yelled Falcon as he tackled the penguin to the ground. They wrestled, hoping to KO the other.
"I didn't mean this type of distraction!" Yelled Victor as he head-butted R.O.B. in his spinal cord.
R.O.B. retaliated with scorching Victor with a serious burn, by his thrusters.
LucarioLucario snuck down the hall, towards the entrance of the ticket booth. He got inside one, and switched the cards on the billboard from 'open,' to 'booked- Wait a minute! The flight's already booked!? Oh, well. His part was done.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 7th Place
The two of them were almost to the airport, and not far behind them, Jigglypuff and Meta Knight.
Ticket Booth"See!?" Asked one of the ticket booth workers to the manager, pointing to the free-for-all Brawl 15 yards away from the ticket booths, "This is what happens when you have our airport open at 5 AM!!"
Jigglypuff and Meta KnightCurrently in 8th Place
"Almost there! Say… It's… Mr. L! And Mewtwo! Pass them, now driver!" Yelled Meta Knight.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 7th Place
"Huh!? Meta Knight!? They've seen us, because they're going at an insane speed… Pass them, Driver!" Commanded Mewtwo.
A cheesy car-chase ensued. Yay.
Leon and Samus
Currently in 9th
Place
Samus and Leon's silence got them really far ahead, so much as to even catch up to two other teams.
"Hey, look Samus-"
"No talking!" She hissed.
"No, I'm serious! Loo-"
"I'm serious too, so shut up!" Samus pulled out a knife.
"But-"
"Shut up!" Screamed Samus as she raised the knife to strike.
"Please, Samus, I'm serious! Look out the windo-" She stabbed him with the dull kitchen knife.
"SHUT UUUUP!!" She Hollered in his cold face.
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight got away. Far away.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 8th Place
"Dang, they got away!"
"Not yet!" Yelled Luigi.
Back at the Hotel…Ness and Mr. Game & Watch11th To Depart: 5:30 AM
"Let's hurry and keep this small little lead…"
"BLEEP BEEP BEEEP!!!" Beeped Game & Watch cynically.
Translation: "If you can Call it one!!"
"Quick, taxi!" A taxi pulled in front of them, and in they went!
Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 7th Place
"Ah-ha! The Airport!" Said Meta Knight proudly.
"Ah-ha! Mewtwo!" Said Jigglypuff gaily (Look, the word gay used to mean happy, alright!?).
"What!?" Yelled Meta Knight.
The Balloon pokemon pointed to Luigi, (Yes, I meant to put that) who was running for the airport.
"CENSORED!!!" Screamed Meta Knight.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 7th Place
"Hahahahahaaa! We're here before the puffballs! Why they betrayed us after our momentary alliance in the first leg, I don't know why…" Said Mewtwo.
"What Stupid morons-a!" Yelled Luigi.
Samus and LeonCurrently in 9th Place
"There's the stupid airport, and see? Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, right there, we could have gotten ahead of them, but, nooo, you had to stab me," Insulted Leon, as he rubbed his impaled gut.
"Shut up." Said Samus Coldly.
"Quick, the puffballs are still in their taxi, grab your bags and let's go!" Cheered Leon.
"Say you're sorry!"
"What!? No!!"
"Say it, or I won't get out of the car!"
"What the- Samus!!"
"I'm wai-tinnnng," Said Samus.
"AGGHH, fine! I'm Sorry! Now get out!"
"… Say plee-ease!" Said Samus, smiling pleasantly.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff were inside the airport.
"CENSORED!!! Just get out of th' CENSORED car!!!" Screeched the chameleon.
"Alright, alright, sheesh, you don't have to yell…" Commented the female as she was unceremoniously shoved out of the taxi.
After-Leg Interview"Women," Said Leon Coldly, "They can be such a pain." All the people stared at him.
"Hey, It's true!!" He yelled.
Inside The Airport…Dedede slugged Falcon with his stout fist, sending Falcon hurtling backwards.
Victor ripped R.O.B.'s Spinal cord nearly in half, as R.O.B. used his Robo Beam to give Victor yet another burn.
Just then, Mr. L and Mewtwo ran in, and joined the fray, Mewtwo shoving ROB to the cold floor.
Falcon snuck up behind Luigi and choked him. Falcon didn't realize Snake was sneaking up behind him, with a thick, black strand of string, perfect for strangling.
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight jumped in, assisting Falcon.
Snake had started strangling Falcon, but remembered something.
"NOOOOO!!! My flight!" He bounded away, and toward his retreating plane.
Falcon crawled away from the free-for-all and towards the ticket booth.
Once there, he stood up and asked for the earliest flight for Mushroom Kingdom.
"Well, how 'bout the 6:00 Flight?"
"Swell," Said Falcon sexily.
"By the way, I'd never go out with you," Said the person dryly.
"What the- how'd you know what I was going to say!?" Asked Falcon.
"… If I told you, I'd have to kill you," Said the Worker.
Falcon shuddered. R.O.B. Slithered up to the captain, and Said,
"Hey, hurry up an' pay her, we don't have all day, ya' know!!" He whispered.
"Oh yeah…" Commented Falcon. "Okay, get the money out of my bag!" He ordered R.O.B.
"I'm NOT your personal slave, ya know!!!" Screamed R.O.B. Then the robot calmly stated, "Quit playing games, Falcon, you have our bags…"
Falcon was dumbfounded by ROB's forceful mood swing.
"Uhh, no, I don't have our bags…" Said Falcon nervously.
"Quit playing these mind-games, and pay them!" Said R.O.B., who was losing it.
"For the final time, I don't have the freaking bags!!" Yelled Falcon.
"You mean… We left our equipment… in… that taxi!?" Screamed R.O.B.
"Uhh, yeah, I think I did…" Said the Captain.
"Run back to it, now now!!!" Shrieked R.O.B.
"Alright, alright!!" Whined Falcon.
Meta Knight and Purin (Jigglypuff's name in
Japan is Purin, so from now on, I call her
that, K? (It's waaay
shorter))
Currently in 8th
Place
The two puffballs ran in, and right into the feud. Fortunately enough, they were smaller than the others, so they navigated through the brawl, barely avoiding the chaotic fight.
Once they were out of it, they got in line for the ticket booth (Which was very short, reason being people were trying to get as far away as possible from the ongoing fight.)
Only seconds later, they got to the front, and got the tickets. Meta Knight turned to Purin, and told 'it,' "Listen Closely, Jigglypuff…"
"But," Retorted Jigglypuff "I'm pretty close to you now…" She replied, naïve to what the knight was getting at.
Meta Knight choked back tears, in fear of losing the Amazing Race.
"No, Jigglypuff, I'm simply trying to tell you something important…" Said Meta Knight crossly.
"Oh! Tell me Tell me!!" She whined, wanting to know.
"Well, I'm going to the restrooms, and, I want you, to guard our stuff!" He said in an As-A-matter-of-factly tone.
"Okay!!" Said Jiggly cheerfully. "I'll do it!!"
"Yes!! Please!!" Cheered Meta Knight, thinking he didn't get a useless partner after all. "And don't talk to anyone!!" He yelled, as he waddled away.
Meta Knight went off, to the bathroom, while Jigglypuff stayed outside with the luggage.
Leon and Samus ran out of the wreckage, and saw Jigglypuff; all by it's lonesome.
They ran up to it and Said,
"Hey, Jiggs…"
"I'm not aloud to talk to you!!" Said Jigglypuff as she closed her eyes and pointed her face upwards, stubs that substitute for arms crossed, in a 'hmph!' Position.
"Jiggs, we just wanted to tell yo-"
"I'm not aloud to talk to you!!" Said Jigglypuff.
"But, Jiggs, you're bleeding!"
"I'm not aloud to talk to you!!" Said Jigglypuff.
A knife, thrown from wherever, hit Jigglypuff.
"Jiggly!" Said Leon.
"I'm not aloud to talk to you!!"
Jigglypuff would win a million dollars if she said a sentence without the word 'talk.'
"Jigglypuff!!!" Said a desperate Leon.
"I'm not aloud to talk to you!!" Said Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff lost its million dollars.
"I'm STILL not aloud to talk to you!!" Said Jigglypuff.
Leon and Samus stole the puffballs' passports.
"…I'm…still…not aloud to talk to you! …" Said Jigglypuff uncertainly.
King DededeDedede sat on the cold hard floor, reading a book called, 'the Swan who couldn't fly.'
"Dedede!" Yelled Victor. "Get up! Quit reading a freaking children's book on a stupid swan!"
Dedede ignored Victor.
"Yeah, hurry up, the 5:30 flight's already booked!" Said Lucario.
Dedede ignored Victor.
"What they said, hurry up!" Explained Lucas.
"Wait a minute, who's watching our stuff!?!?" Yelled Lucario.
A swan stood next to a bunch of bags, honking.
It was next to entering the plane.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 9th
Place
"Where's the freaking taxi, moron!?" Yelled R.O.B.
"I don't know," Sobbed Falcon.
"Hey, you, do you know where taxis go when they're done with their shift!?" Asked R.O.B. to a person loitering nearby.
"Well, they head that way, 15 miles from here," The person commented.
"What!?!?!!?" Screamed R.O.B., AGAIN!!
"Yep, if you run over there, you'll get there in 10 minutes…" Said the person.
They already started running by the time the person was done talking.
Meowth and WobbufettLast to Depart: 5:41 AM
"Now we're out!" Yelled Meowth. Look, you know what they're going to do, so, there, I'm going on!
Ness and Mr. Game & WatchCurrently in 11th Place
"There's the airport!!" Said Ness.
Yoshi and OlimarHave tickets for 6:00 Flight
"Yipee, we got tickets!!" Said Yoshi excitedly.
They headed for their flight.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in Last Place
"Why'd you take so long at the hotel!?? We could have caught up to Ness and his partner!"
"Wobba!"
Mr. L and MewtwoLast on Secret Flight "Thanks for helping us out, here, have these tickets to a secret flight, it leaves at 6:00, but gets there earlier than the first flight!" Explained Lucas as he handed their new allies two tickets. Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Have tickets for 6:30 Flight
"We're the first to get these tickets!!" Said Ness, happily.
"Yeah, at least we're not completely behind everyone…" Replied a stolid Mr. Game & Watch.
Meowth and WobbufettHave Tickets for 6:30 Flight
"So we have the last flight, big deal!" Said Meowth.
"Every team finally has a flight… lemme rephrase that… popular teams have flights to Mushroom Kingdom!" Explained Master Hand.
"On the 5:30 AM Hyrule Airport Flight are teams Quinn and Kirby, Ganondorf and Link, and Snake and Pikachu!"
"On a secret Flight, leaving at 6:00, are teams Victor and Lucario, King Dedede and Lucas, & Mr. L and Mewtwo!"
"The original Flight for 6:00 contains teams, Leon and Samus, Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, & Yoshi and Olimar!
"And Finally, the back-runners are all on flight 6:30, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, & Meowth and Wobbufett!"
"Poor Falcon and R.O.B. are still not on a flight, they're still headed for their luggage which has their money!! Once these teams that have gotten on a plane land, they must make their way to Peach's Castle, where, at the front gate, they will be handed their next clue!!"
"I just received news, the secret flight was delayed, 15 minutes, and so, instead of being 30 minutes ahead when they land, they'll only be 15! They now don't have any time to waste!!"
Secret FlightLanded at 6:45 AMVictor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"First out!" Said Victor relaxingly.
"We're not competing against the other two on the flight with us, you know," Said Lucario angrily.
"Yeah, I know…"
Dedede and LucasCurrently in 2nd Place
"Come on, Dedede! Our partners are waiting on us!" Said Lucas angrily.
Dedede waddled out, reading that stupid book.
"But I want to find out if the duck finds home…"
"I've already read that freaking book, the duck doesn't, and he dies of hypothermia!"
Dedede tossed the book into the garbage.
"That's that," He said.
Mr. L and MewtwoCurrently in 3rd Place
"This is quite a huge leap," Said Mewtwo.
"Yeah, bottom to the top again!" Said Luigi.
15 minutes Later…
1st Flight Landed at 7:00 AM
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Listen, before you blow somethin' ELSE up, please, don't-"
Snake blew something up. With an RPG.
"SNAAAKE!!"
"What!? I didn't die or anything!!" Snake Yelled back.
"RGHHH!!" Screamed a mad Pikachu.
"That doesn't sound like a happy 'RGHHH!!'" Said Snake.
"SON OF A CENSORED!!!!!"
"That doesn't sound like a good 'SON OF A CENSORED!!!!!' either," Replied Snake.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 5th Place
"Alright, so maybe Victor did fool us, but he won't fool us AGAIN!!" Said Quinn.
Victor appeared out of nowhere and frisked their remaining money.
"Okay, so maybe he did fool us again, but, at least we still have this book entitled, 'The Swan that couldn't Fly,'" Said Quinn.
Dedede floated to them, snatched the book and floated safely away.
"NUUUEZ!!" Screamed Quinn.
Link and GanondorfCurrently in 6th Place
"Why'd you take so long!?" Asked Link.
"Hey! I needed to go!!"
"Go where??" Asked Link again.
"…There," Replied Ganondorf.
"Where's there!?!" Asked Link.
"THE BATHROOM, RETARD!!!!" Said Ganondorf angrily.
Victor and Lucario,
Dedede and Lucas
Tied for 1st Place
"Finally at the gate!" Said Lucas excitedly.
"Make your way to the edge of Peach's Garden!" Read Victor.
They headed for the said garden.
Mr. L and MewtwoCurrently in 3rd Place
"There go the other two teams! We got along with them well, today…" Commented Luigi.
"There's the stupid clue box," Grunted Mewtwo. "Master Hand, can I have my telekinesis powers back!?" Asked a mad Mewtwo.
"No," Said Master Hand.
"Can I not not have my psychic powers back?"
"No," Replied Master Hand.
"Yes!! You said I could have 'em," Said Mewtwo joyfully.
"Yeah, but, I'm a liar," He said, cackling.
"NUUUEZ!!!" Screamed Mewtwo.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 4th Place
"Well, look who's right behind us," Said Snake as he walked, with his RPG on his shoulder.
"NO!! It's Quinn and Kirby, Quick, shoot 'em with your Bazooka!" Yelled Pikachu as he started running.
"But you said not to…" Replied Snake calmly.
"Snake, I order you to…to…" Pikachu sobbed too hard, so he couldn't order Snake to do his desire.
Quinn and Kirby passed them.
Pikachu sobbed harder.
2nd Flight landed at 7:05 AM
Leon and Samus
Currently in 7th Place
"Look, in the distance… it's…Link and Ganondorf, and Snake and Pikachu! We're getting close to the top!" Cheered Leon.
Samus stabbed him.
"What the (BEEEP) ing Hell was that for!?!?" screamed Leon, trying to get the wedged knife out of his stomach.
…
"There was a fly on you," Said Samus quietly.
…
…
Yoshi and OlimarCurrently in 8th Place
"Look, Samus and Leon arguing!" Said Yoshi.
"Let's sneak around them," Commented Olimar.
"Agreed," And so they did.
Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 9th Place
"I can't believe you, Jigglypuff! You let Leon steal our bags!"
"It's not my fault you aren't tall enough to become a real knight, Meta Knight!" Said a cantankerous Purin.
…
…
…
"What does that have to do with anything!?!" Sobbed Meta Knight.
Dedede and
Lucas,
Victor and Lucario
Currently Tied for 1st
Dedede took the clue out of the envelope and read, "Detour! Speed or Power?"
"Detour!" Explained Master Hand. "A Detour is a choice between two tasks! In this Detour…Speed…or Power!!"
"In Speed, teams must navigate through a maze quickly, and there will be signs along the way to help them out! Teams who are agile will get it done easily!"
"In Power, teams must lift 20 Monty Moles and carry them to nearby cages, where they will be sent to laborator- I mean, animal shelters!!!" Said Master Hand quickly. "Teams who are strong will get it done!"
"Hmmm, let's do… Power!!" Said Dedede.
"We'll do Speed," Said Victor.
"See you guys later!!" Said Lucas.
The two teams went their separate ways.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 3rd Place
"Detour! Speed or Power?" Read Luigi.
"We'll do Speed, 'cuz the other one would be too easy!" Chuckled Mewtwo. Luigi and Master Hand stared at him.
"Hey! I can wish, can't I!?" He said.
They shrugged.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"You must now make your way…"
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 5th Place
"To Peach's Garden!!" Finished Pikachu. "C'mon Snake, let's catch up to the others!"
Link and
Ganondorf,
Yoshi and Olimar
Tied for 6th
Place
The two teams were in a footrace against one another.
Then, the puffballs passed them both up.
"NUUUEZ!!" They all screamed.
Samus and LeonCurrently in 9th Place
"There's three of those other stinking teams, let's pass them all up!!" Said Leon, who was out of breath.
"How are you already out of breath!? We JUST STARTED RUNNING, anorexic weakling!!!" Yelled Samus
Leon cried.
3rd Flight Landed at 7:30 AM
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
Currently in 10th Place
"Hey, we need to pass as many people as possible! We need to move as quickly as possible, too!" Said Ness.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in 11th Place
"I have a feeling we're not going out this leg," Said Meowth happily.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in dead-last
"All the flights have landed in the Mushroom Kingdom!" Said Falcon, glancing at his watch.
"We're goners," Wept R.O.B.
They had searched half of the taxis already.
Dedede and LucasOn Power
Monty Moles Captured: 9/20
"Boy, is this hard!" Commented Lucas as he grabbed another mole.
"What are you talking about?" Asked Dedede as he picked up 4 more Moles.
Lucas sighed.
Victor and LucarioOn Speed
Signs Seen: 2/5
"These signs aren't billboard-type, they're like, weird things!" Commented Lucario as he and Victor ran through the maze.
"Look! Another sign!" Said Victor, pointing to Peach, who stood there, saying which way was the correct way to go.
Mr. L and MewtwoOn Speed
Signs Seen: 1/5
"I have an idea, If Master Hand were to give me my psychic powers, I-"
"Meh, I'm bored, here's your powers, Mewtwo.
"YAYYY!!!" Cheered little children who were telekinetically choked shortly after.
"Now Luigi I'll use you as a ram!!!"
"What the- no!" Screamed Luigi. He was choked.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it!" He gasped.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 4th Place
"Detour! Speed or Power??"
"Power, I can suck up the moles!" Said Kirby happily.
"Okay!!" Replied Quinn.
"Hurry, three other teams!" Whispered the ferret.
"How'd they get here so quickly!?" Asked Kirby.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 5th Place
"Detour! …"
Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 6th Place
"Speed or…"
Yoshi and OlimarCurrently in 7th Place
"Power!" Read Olimar.
Leon and SamusCurrently in 8th Place
"It sucks being near the back…" Commented Leon.
"Don't worry, the other stupid teams aren't so far ahead!!" Replied Samus.
"Look, the clue box!!" Pointed Leon. "Move faster, stupid, Link and Ganondorf are 20 yards away!!"
"Come closer, Leon," Snarled Samus, "There's a fly on you…" She pulled out the dull butcher's knife.
Link and GanondorfCurrently in 9th Place
"(BEEEEP!) It! How'd we get down this low!?!" Asked a furious Link.
"Shut up and keep running!" Snapped Ganondorf.
Link cried.
Ness and Mr. Game & WatchCurrently in 10th Place
"BEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP!!!"
Translation: "Look ahead, it's Link and Ganondorf!"
"I have an idea…" States Ness.
When Ness' team caught up to Links', Ness asked, "Are you guys alright?"
"AHHH!! It's Ness and Game & Watch!"
"Wait! We wanted to know if you guys were hurt or anything, and if we could help…"
"Uhhh, thanks, but we're okay…"
"Say! Let's join forces, and get Meowth and his lackey out of the race; permanently!!" Said Ness with grim determination.
"Deal!!" Exclaimed Link.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in 11th Place
"Lookie there, its two teams!" Said Meowth in his New York accent (I think it's New York-ish in the anime)
"Wobba, Fett fett!!" Replied Wobbufett.
"No, it's Links' and Ness', Wob, I don't see Leon and Samus anywhere!"
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"Score!! Our Luggage!" Said Falcon victoriously.
"We STILL have a chance! The last flight landed not too long ago!!" Replied R.O.B.
"Excuse me, but you want a flight?" Said a timid voice. Both turned around to see the speaker, a young Hylian.
"Uhh, yeah…" Said an insecure Falcon.
"Then, my father owns a plane, faster than those airport planes!" Quipped the Hylian.
"Okay!" Said a happy ROB.
"We have a chance!" Screamed a hyperventilating Falcon.
Dedede and LucasOn Power
Moles Captured: 18/20
Dedede inhaled the final two, and spit them out into the cages.
"Yeah!" He and Lucas cheered.
Dedede opened the envelope containing the clue, and read,
"You must now make your way to Peach's throne room, the second Pit Stop out of 10 Pit Stops. Teams must hurry to the Pit Stop, as the last one may be eliminated!"
"C'mon Lucario! We'll make it!"
"That's the second time in two legs you've said that!! Why!?"
"Sorry. Claus-"
"NUUUEZ!!!!!1" Screamed Lucas.
They started running.
Victor and LucarioOn Speed
Signs: 5/5
"There's the Clue box!" Said Victor.
They read it, and started running.
Mr. L and MewtwoOn Speed
Signs: 3/5
"Okay, I'm using you as a ram now!!" Said Mewtwo cheerfully.
"NUUUEZ!!!" Too late.
Mewtwo broke a hole through the maze, and found the clue box after stepping through the giant gap. They read the clue and moved on.
Quinn and KirbyOn Power
Moles: 19/20
"Your inhaling powers have gotten us this far, it can get us even farther!!" Cheered Quinn.
"I'm too tired, you capture the rest," Said Kirby breathlessly.
Snake and PikachuOn Power
Moles: 16/20
"Ha, look, Kirby's all washed up!!" Commented Pikachu. "…uh, Snake?" Pikachu turned around.
"AHHH!!! Snaaaake!!" Yelled Pikachu. Snake slew every mole, and was just tossing them in.
"You moron!!" Screamed Pikachu.
Samus and LeonOn Power
Moles: 12/20
"We're catching up good, Samus!" Said Leon.
Meta Knight and JigglypuffOn Speed
Signs: 2/5
"Hey, teams alert, Yoshi and Olimar!"
"You mean STRANGER DANGER!!!" Said Purin.
"What the hell!? Jiggs, we KNOW them!!!"
"Then why are you worried about them??" Questioned Purin.
"Jiggs-"
"DON'T YOU JIGGS ME, METIE!!!!1" Screamed Purin.
Yoshi and OlimarOn Speed
Signs: 3.5/5
"Look, Meta Knight and Jiggs!" Exclaimed Olimar.
"Move it, move it!" Yelled Yoshi.
Ness and Mr. Game & WatchCurrently in 9th Place
"Ha, we fooled Link and Ganon good!" Laughed Ness.
"It was really clever, I'll admit…" Said Game & Watch.
Link and GanondorfCurrently in 10th Place
The two swordsmen (In Twilight Princess Ganondorf gets a sword) stood there, waiting for Ness to return.
"Hey! I think we were fooled!" Yelled Ganon. "It's been ten minutes, and they haven't come back!"
They moved on, realizing they had been fooled.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in 11th Place
"Look, only a couple yards away, Link's team!" They dashed madly, in pursuit of the other team.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
The two last-placers had hitched a good ride, and had just landed in the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Thanks, man!" Thanked Falcon.
"No problem."
Dedede and LucasCurrently in 1st Place
"Hey! Look! The Pit Stop!!" Exclaimed Lucas, pointing to it 30 yards away.
Victor and LucarioCurrently in 2nd Place
"Look who caught up to us, Mr. L and Mewtwo, and Quinn and Kirby!" Commented a furious Victor.
"Your friend is quite persistent," Said a worn-out Lucario.
"Yeah, he is."
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 3rd Place
"Look, Victor! Let's pass him!!" Yelled Quinn.
Kirby sucked in air and began floating.
Mewtwo and Mr. LCurrently in 4th Place
"Those two are persevering a lot," Said Mewtwo, pointing to the team in front of them.
Snake and PikachuCurrently in 5th Place
"Heh, finished, that wasn't so hard," Said a skeptical Snake.
"You must now make your way to Peach's throne room…"
Leon and Samus"…Which is one of ten Pit Stops. Blah, blah, we know the rest!" Said an impatient Leon.
Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 7th Place
"Hah, we lost Yoshi's team!" Laughed Meta Knight.
"Hahahahahaha," Laughed Jiggly politely.
"Okay, we're now headed for the Pit Stop."
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"Whew, made it to the front gate of Peach's Castle, thanks to our speed!" Said a breathless Falcon.
"You must now make your way to Peach's Garden, where you will receive your next clue!!" Read ROB
"C'mon, let's go!!" Said Falcon enthusiastically.
Dedede and LucasAt the Pit Stop
"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number one!" Said Master Hand over-enthusiastically.
"Yay!" They both cheered.
"And for coming in first, you both win, a life-time's supply of snack foods!"
Only Dedede cheered.
"Say, Dedede, you already have lots of money, so why are you in the race?"
"So I can…have more money! Rararararaaa!" Laughed the fat penguin.
Bwah bwah bwaaaah, played the trombones.
Quinn and Kirby dashed in, and onto the mat, and flopped onto the soft floor, panting.
"Congratulations, Quinn and Kirby, you are team number two!"
"That's… fine…" Huffed Kirby.
Seconds later, surprisingly enough, Leon and Samus sprinted in, followed by Victor and Lucario.
"Leon and Samus, you're team number three!"
"Victor and Lucario, you are team number four!"
"We went down a rank," Breathed Lucario.
Mewtwo and Mr.
L,
Snake and Pikachu
At Pit Stop
Tied For 5th
Place
The two teams hurried through the doorway leading inside, into the throne room.
Mr. L tripped Snake, but Pikachu shocked him, as Mewtwo telekinetically choked the electric mouse.
Mewtwo ran onto the Pit Stop, and Snake stumbled onto it only a second later.
Mr. L whacked Pikachu in the head, and then the plumber stepped onto the mat.
"Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number five!"
"Better than last leg," Mused Luigi.
Pikachu sadly crept onto the mat.
"Snake and Pikachu, you are team number six!" Said Master Hand.
"Could've done better," Sniffed Pikachu as he licked his wounds.
6 minutes later… Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 7th Place
"Look, Pit Stop!" Yelled Purin.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"Look up ahead, Meowth & his comrade, and Ganondorf's team!" Shouted Falcon.
Yoshi and OlimarCurrently in 8th Place
At The Pit Stop
"Right, there's Meta Knight's group, quick, pass them!!" Screamed Olimar, who was riding on Yoshi. Yoshi was extremely speedy, and he did speed up, and passed the rivaling team.
"Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number seven!"
"WHAT!?!" Screamed Yoshi and Olimar.
"I thought we'd be in fourth or something!" Yelled Yoshi.
"Yeah, but, at least we're still ahead of a few teams…" Said Olimar.
Meta Knight and JigglypuffCurrently in 8th Place
At the Pit Stop
"Team Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, you are team number eight!" Exclaimed Master Hand.
"Man…" Whined Meta Knight. "Well, the other four are WAYYYY behind, do we have a good head start,"
Ness and Mr. Game & WatchCurrently in 9th Place
On Power
Moles: 17/20
"C'mon, c'mon, almost there…" Said Ness to his partner, carrying the last three moles.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in 10th Place
On Power
Moles: 15/20
"Man, at the back AGAIN!!!" Said Meowth. "It's a four-way race, between us, Ness & Game & Watch, Link and Ganon, and Falcon and R.O.B.s' teams!!!" He said.
"Let's try to get out of this metaphorical pit we have dug…metaphorically AND literally!" Meowth said, pointing to the pit they fell into.
Link and GanondorfCurrently in 11th Place
On Speed
Signs: 4/5
"Why why why!?!?!" Screamed Link. "Why are we always near the back!? What did we do to deserve this!?
Flashback…Link shoved Yoshi down the stairs two days before they were in the Amazing Race.
Link stabbed Leon in his gut, a month before the Race.
Link force-fed Capt. Falcon dice because Link lost at Monopoly, and Falcon won.
End Of Flashback…"Really, what did I ever do??" Asked Link.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last
Place
On Speed
Signs: 4/5
"Hey, look, up ahead, Link and Ganon, those two really nice guys!!!" Said Falcon cheerfully.
R.O.B. stared at him.
"Uh, you DO know he force-fed you dice, right??" Asked R.O.B.
"WHAT??? HE DID, DID HE!?! HE WILL PAY!!!" Screamed Falcon.
He sprinted through the entire maze, and got him and his partner ahead of Link's team.
Link and Ganon
Currently in Last Place
"SEE??? What did I ever DO???"
Ness and Mr. Game & WatchCurrently in 10th Place
"Haha! STIL ahead of Ganon's team!!!" Laughed Ness.
"Yeah!" Replied Mr. Game & Watch.
They ran towards the Pit Stop, 200 yards away.
Meowth and WobbufettCurrently in 11th Place
"There go Ness and Falcons' teams! After them!" Yelled Meowth.
Right behind them, was Ganon and Link!
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 10th
Place
"Ha! The Pit Stop!" the captain pointed to it, which was just through the door.
Link and Ganondorf,Meowth and Wobbufett
Tied For Last Place
The two last-placers were zooming towards the Pit Stop, which was 30 yards away.
The two teams caught up with Ness', and seconds later, Falcon's.
Capt. Falcon,
R.O.B.,
Link, Ganondorf,
Meowth, Wobbufett,
Ness & Mr.
Game & Watch
Tied For 9th Place
Ganon threw Ness and Game & Watch into the doorway, as Meowth scratched the King of Darkness' face.
Wobbufett shoved Link down, and Link fell on top of R.O.B.
Falcon scrambled onto the finish line, and was succeeded by Wobbufett.
Ganondorf slammed his heel to the ground, exploding that section of ground, seriously burning Ness and Meowth.
Mr. Game & Watch beeped to the Pit Stop.
"HURRY UP, STUPID!!!" He Beeped.
Ness crawled for the line, but Link stomped on him. Meowth used Pay Day on the swordsman, who squealed with pain.
Then Ganon crossed the mat, calling for Link to do so.
R.O.B., Ness, Link and Meowth fought hard to eliminate one another from this race, permanently.
Ness snuck onto the line, claiming 9th for his team.
R.O.B. whacked Link hard in the gut with a robotic punch.
Meowth ran onto the Pit Stop, occupying 10th Place.
R.O.B. Beeped, and burned Link badly, then crossed the mat, taking 11th.
"Ness and Mr. Game, you two are team number nine!"
"At least we snuck ahead of the bottom of the pile…" Said Ness, scratching his head.
"Meowth and Wobbufett, you are team number ten!"
"…Whew…one rank better than last…" Said a tired cat.
"And Falcon and R.O.B., you are…number eleven!!" Said Master Hand enthusiastically.
Link crawled to the Pit Stop, as Master Hand turned to his team.
"Well, Link and Ganondorf, you are the last team to arrive, and, I'm sorry to say, that, your team has been…eliminated from the race!!" Said Master Hand in a grim tone.
"You guys went from 5th to 12th (Last), so, I have to say, I'm quite surprised how much you two went down…"
"We want to say, from this experience being in the race, we have-"
"Okay, done and done, the leg's over don't have enough time!" Said Master Hand quickly.
Finish Times:
1st Place- King Dedede and Lucas: 7:45 AM
2nd Place- Quinn and Kirby: 7: 46 AM
3rd Place- Leon and Samus: 7:48 AM
4th Place- Victor and Lucario: 7:49 AM
5th Place- Mewtwo and Mr. L: 7:52 AM
6th Place- Snake and Pikachu: 7:53 AM
7th Place- Yoshi and Olimar: 8:01 AM
8th Place- Meta Knight and Jigglypuff: 8:02 AM
9th Place- Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 8:15 AM
10th Place- Meowth and Wobbufett: 8:16 AM
11th place- R.O.B. and Falcon: 8:17 AM
12th Place- Link and Ganondorf- Eliminated!
"Next time, on the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, the racers are all together most of the next leg! And Falcon and R.O.B. try to regain a lead!"
"Let's try to regain our lead!" Said Falcon. "Then, we'll take 'em all out!""…While Victor and Quinn have more rivalry!"
"Let's see you catch up to us NOW!!" Cackled Victor as he ran towards the Yield.
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