Leg Three: Rofls, what a n00b, u can't Chatspeak!
"Last Time on the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, teams headed for Peach's Castle, in the Mushroom Kingdom!" Explained Master Hand. "Teams made alliances, but most were short-lived!"
"Say, let's join forces! We're the Top two dominant teams! We'll help one another, and make definite sure that the other remaining teams don't pass us! Whaddya Say? We'll make the Top FOUR!!" Explained Lucario.
"…Deal!" Replied Dedede after thinking about it for a while.
"Us, Mr. Game & Watch and Ness have allied with one another. With their intelligence, and our…skill…we'll beat the other teams!" Explained Mewtwo.
"Let's join forces and get Meowth and his lackey out of the race; Permanently!" Said Ness with grim determination.
"Only Dedede and Victor's alliance still lives! The other two alliances were betrayed with deception!"
"Also, Dededes' and Victors' two teams found a secret flight; that got to the Mushroom Kingdom flight faster than the original!"
"Yes! We'll be so far ahead!" Said Lucario with glee.
"The flight was delayed 15 minutes, leaving them only 15 minutes ahead of the other 10 teams, rather than the original 30 min.!"
"Though, despite the delay, Lucas and Dedede still landed in first for the second time in only two legs!!"
"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number one!" Said Master Hand.
"Yay!" They cheered.
"Victor and Lucario, though, were caught up to, as they only landed in 4th!"
"Victor and Lucario, you are team number four!"
"Falcon and R.O.B. accidentally left their bags in a taxi, which took off, causing them to lose their lead!"
"NUUEZ!" Screamed Falcon.
"…Yet they found a pilot, willing to take them to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"We still have a chance!!" Screamed a hyperventilating Falcon.
"In the end, it was a four-way foot-race, for the four last teams, Falcon and R.O.B., Link and Ganondorf, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, & Meowth and Wobbufett!
Ness snuck onto the Pit Stop, while the other three teams continued fighting, claiming 9th for his team.
"In the very end, however, Link and Ganondorf were the last to arrive, and were ELIMINATED!!"
"Can Dedede and Lucas contain their rank as number one? Can Mr. L and Mewtwo stay ahead? Is R.O.B. and Falcon going to be able to crawl out from the back?? And, is Jigglypuff…a…boy?!? Eleven teams remain, who will be eliminated, next?"
Team List: (With Criticism by Lucas!)
Victor and Lucario (They're good racers…But they SUCK!)
Snake and Pikachu (they haven't been a threat so far…Are they even friends anymore?)
Quinn and Kirby (They're annoying because they keep on getting 2nd)
Luigi and Mewtwo (Hard to believe they're still in)
King Dedede and Lucas (They're cool, I hope they win)
Yoshi and Captain Olimar (They aren't much of a threat, they've been near the back a lot…)
Captain Falcon and R.O.B. (They're just weirdoes that have somehow made it this far)
Jigglypuff and Meta Knight (Wait…they're in this race?)
Leon and Samus (They're cunning, and they caught up quick)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (They're nerds, what else is there to say?)
Meowth and Wobbufett (they're always in the back, they need to catch up! But I hope they don't, they're losers)
"King Dedede and Lucas, who were the first team to arrive at 7:45 AM, will depart at 7:45 PM!"
King Dedede and Lucas1st to Depart: 7:45 PM
"You must now run to Yoshi Valley, in the Mushroom Kingdom!" read Lucas.
"Teams must now run 2 miles towards Yoshi Valley, a canyon that was a race course in Mario Kart 64!" Explained Master Hand. "Once there, teams will be handed their next clue!"
"Warning," said Lucas as he continued reading, "Yield ahead!"
Pre-leg interview"Me and Dedede think that we're going to have to try reaaal hard if we want first for this leg, as well," Stated Lucas. "There are four other teams only a few minutes behind us!"
"I'm eating as much food as possible," stated Dedede, "So I'll go as slow as possible this leg!"
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 1st Place
"Why did I even sign up to race with you when you take everything as a joke?" asked Lucas angrily as he raced ahead of the penguin.
"Because of this," laughed Dedede as he sucked in air and floated ahead of the boy.
Quinn and Kirby2nd to Depart: 7:46 PM
"Make your way to Yoshi Valley!" Read Quinn aloud. "C'mon, Kirby, I can usually beat Victor in a foot-race, so we'll be ahead of at least Victor's team!"
They began jogging over towards Yoshi Valley.
Dedede and LucasCurrently in 1st Place
"Look who's directly behind us!" Breathed Lucas while running.
":("
"…Uh, could you not do that?"
"No," Said Dedede, "Rofls, I'll nevr stop mi Chat Speak :P!!"
Leon and Samus3rd to Depart: 7:48 PM
Pre-leg interview
"Samus just stabs me, she does nothing else! She is useless!" Yelled Leon.
"Hey, I do some work…"
"Finish the SENTENCE!!"
"…Like stabbing you," Said Samus, defeated.
King Dedede and LucasCurrently in 1st Place
"Almost there, but Quinn's right behind us!" Panicked Lucas.
"Lols, like, look, Kirby's, Rofl, panting!" Spoke Dedede.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
"This is easy for me, Cross country sure paid off!" Said Quinn happily. Then he noticed Kirby wheezing for air. "Are you alright, Kirby!?" Asked Quinn.
Kirby nodded, then collapsed, breathing heavily.
Dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnnn!!!
Victor and Lucario4th to Depart: 7:49 PM
"Me an' Lucario are gonna try hard to catch up to those other teams!!" Said Victor angrily.
Dedede and LucasCurrently in 1st Place
"Look, only a couple yards away, Yoshi Valley!!" Exclaimed Lucas.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 2nd Place
"Well, we're only 10 yards behind Dedede and Lucas, 'cuz Dedede's fat! Ha!"
Dedede and Lucas,Quinn and Kirby
Currently Tied for 1st Place
":(" Said Dedede.
"What jerks," Said Lucas.
"Hey, at least I have friends!" Said Kirby.
Lucas cried.
"At least I'm tall enough to ride any ride at Six Flags that I want to," Said Dedede with a smirk.
Kirby cried.
"At least I'm fast!" Yelled Quinn.
…
…
"No," Said Dedede.
Leon and SamusCurrently in 3rd Place
"Look, Dedede and Quinn's teams!" Said Leon
"We still have a chance…"
Victor and Lucario"…To catch up to them!" Said Victor.
"Then let's hurry!" Replied Lucario.
Dedede and
Lucas,
Quinn and Kirby
Currently Tied for 1st
Place
"Where the heck is the clue box!?" Thought Lucas aloud.
Dedede lay down in his crouching position in Brawl.
"Why do I have to do everything??" Whined Lucas.
"Hey, you don't say 'Rofls,' or read books entitled 'The Swans who couldn't Fly!'" Said Dedede angrily.
"The other teams will be here if we don't hurry and find the clue box!" Snapped the psychic boy.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
5th to Depart: 7:52 PM
"Ha, Leon and Samus are so busy in an argument, they didn't get far away from the Castle!" Cackled Mewtwo.
"There's-a Victor, too!"
Snake and
Pikachu
6th to Depart: 7:53 PM
"The others aren't very far ahead at all, c'mon Snake, move it!" Yelled Pikachu.
"Hey Ike, how's it feel to destroy million's of people's houses, huh?" Laughed Snake.
"I, I feel so guilty," Cried Ike as millions of people ran up to him and beat him up. "Being named after a hurricane and all that…"
Dedede, Lucas,
Quinn
and Kirby
Tied For 1st Place
"Aw, man, look who caught up to us…Leon and Samus…" Said Lucas irritated. "You stupid penguin, help me find the clue box!!"
Inside Dedede's brain…
12 Dededes were inside the penguin's brain, working busily. One, with the words, 'IQ,' ran up to another aptly named, 'Personality.'
"Personal, make something up quick! Whiny boy's asked the Main-de to do something!"
Personality thought for a while.
…
…
…
…
"Your mom," He Said coolly.
Dedede and
Lucas
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st
Place
"Your mom," Said Dedede.
"………That has NOTHING to do with what we're talking about!" Replied a blood-shot Lucas.
5 minutes later…
Victor and
Lucario
Dedede and Lucas
Quinn and Kirby
Samus and Leon
All
tied for 1st Place
"Finally…caught up to you…" Panted Leon.
"Can't…breathe…" Gasped Lucario.
Crazy Hand
"Dangit, where'd I put that darn clue box!?" Asked Crazy aloud.
The Clue Box was right behind him.
Luigi and
Mewtwo
Currently in 5th Place
The team sprinted as hard as they could, and right on their heels, was Snake and Pikachu.
Crazy Hand
"Ah-ha, there!" He snatched the clue box and headed for the four leading teams in front of Yoshi Valley, eagerly awaiting him.
Dedede and
Lucas
Lucario and Victor
Samus and Leon
Quinn and Kirby
All
tied for 1st Place
"Quick, the clue box, the others haven't noticed, grab it as soon as it's in place, and take off!" Whispered Victor to Lucario.
The moment it was in place, Victor slithered up to the clue box and yanked out the envelope, and in the process accidentally hitting Leon, who had approached.
Victor and Lucario trotted off, as Leon tried to recover from the unexpected blow.
Leon's cry in pain alerted the others, who pushed and shoved towards the box.
Lucas used PK Fire to stun Samus, as Kirby tripped Dedede.
Quinn grabbed an envelope and ran off.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"First place, finally! It says, 'Detour, Maze!'"
"Unfortunately," Explained Master Hand, "One of the detours was shut down, due to accidents, but the other one is operating fine! Make your way through Yoshi Valley, a canyon with four pathways. Three lead to the next clue box, and a surprise, while one is a dead-end!"
Victor looked at the fork in the road, left and right. After you took a left OR right, there was another fork, left an' right. Four Pathways.
"Left it is!" Said Victor.
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 3rd Place
"Man, that freaking hurt! Why didn't you help me??" Screamed Leon.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
"Let's go right, then a left." Said Kirby quickly.
"Agreed."
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Owzers, that hurt!" Said Dedede.
"We're taking two lefts!" Ordered Lucas.
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
"We passed those losers, Luigi and Mewtwo!" Commented Pikachu.
"What are you talking about? Those guys are awesome!" Stated Snake
Mewtwo and
Luigi
Currently in 6th place
"We're not far behind at all, we can still catch up!"
Yoshi and Olimar
7th
To Depart: 8:01 PM
"Well, we're headed for Yoshi Valley, according to this Clue!" Said Olimar happily.
"Well, I raced there once, so Let me lead the way, I'll pick the fastest path out of the valley!" Said Yoshi, who was elated.
Snake and
Pikachu
Mewtwo and Mr. L
Tied for 5th
Place
Both Mewtwo and Snake reached the clue box at the same time, so Mewtwo punched Snake in the jaw.
The bipedal feline snatched the clue and took off.
"It's feels so good to mug again!" he laughed. Evilly.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
Picked:
3rd Path
"Whoops, dead-end!" Said Kirby as he looked at a map he found on the ground.
"Good thing you found that map, 'cuz if we walked all the way down this road and walked back to a different one, the we would be way behind!" Commented Quinn.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Where's that map you snatched from Crazy Hand?" Asked Dedede.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, look ahead, there's a curve in the pathway!" Exclaimed Lucario.
"I'm not
Meta Knight and
Purin
8th to Depart: 8:02 PM
"Alright, listen up stupid, we run as fast as we can, all throughout this leg, got it? NO WALKING!!!" Said Meta Knight.
He walked.
Jigglypuff shot him in the heels with her conveniently placed shotgun.
"BAD BOY!?!!1"
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
Path:
2nd Path
"Look ahead, the Clue box and…a Yield! C'mon, let's get there before any other teams!" Said Victor excitedly. "I'm excited! Have you noticed?"
Lucario rolled his eyes. Thirteen times.
Leon and
Samus
Currently in 2nd Place
Path: 2nd
Path
"We went the same way as Victor and Lucario, so why haven't we seen the-" Samus stopped dead in her tracks as she saw the first-placing team, Victor and Lucario.
"After them, quick!" Yelled Leon.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
Path: 1st
Path
"This pathway sure is narrow," Said Dedede.
"But you aren't!" Laughed Lucas.
Dedede inhaled Lucas.
AND swallowed.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
Pathway:
4th Path
"Well, we can't be too far behind…" Muttered Kirby as he followed his partner, who was following the other 5 teams. Ironic.
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
Path:
4th Path
Pre-Leg Interview
"Snake has been acting weird lately," Said Pikachu, "Me an' him have argued a whole lot, and it's been slowing us down and continues to do so."
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"Do too!" snapped Pikachu.
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"Do too!" snapped Pikachu.
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"Do too!" snapped Pikachu.
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"Do too!" snapped Pikachu.
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"Do too!" snapped Pikachu.
"I do not!" argued Snake.
"DO TOO!!1"
"Do TOO!!!1"
"Do not!" argued Pikachu.
"Do too!" snapped Snake.
Mewtwo and Mr.
L
Currently in 6th Place
"Let's take left then right, or, the second pathway!" Ordered Mewtwo officiously.
"Why can't I make the decision?!" Snapped Luigi.
…
"I'll pay you," Whispered Mewtwo.
He paid him.
"Why'd you pay me again?" Asked Luigi.
"I forgot."
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 7th Place
"Well, the fastest route out of Yoshi Valley is the 1st route. Not very many people guess it as the fastest…" Explained Yoshi.
Meta Knight and
Jigglypuff
Currently in 8th Place
"There's Yoshi's team, we caught up to them because we haven't stopped running!" Laughed Meta.
…
"I'm tired." Complained Meta Knight.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
They crossed the bridge, and headed straight for the yield mat.
Victor stepped onto the Yield mat, and quickly decided, "We choose not to yield anyone!"
Crazy Hand handed them their next clue.
"You must now make your way to The Pit Stop, which is up ahead out of Yoshi Valley-"
"Wow, that was extremely short!" Commented Lucario.
"…You never let me finish reading. 'Which is up ahead out of Yoshi Valley and is… …7 miles AWAY!!!" Screamed Victor as he read the last bit.
"…Uh-oh…"
"We have to start running, no matter what!" Screamed Victor.
They started running.
Leon and Samus
Currently in 2nd Place
"Dang, they got away…we choose not to yield anyone either!" Said Samus.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're doing good," Said Dedede, "We have taken steps every…five minutes…"
Dedede cried.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Man, this pathway is so narrow, why this one?" Asked Olimar.
…
…
…
…
"Lack of stomach pangs!" Yelled Dedede.
…
…
"Look, the clue box!" Yelled Lucas.
Suddenly, everyone wasn't going so slowly anymore.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 5th Place
"Lookie, the clue box, and a yield!" Said Quinn happily.
"Hurry, Snake and Pikachu are behind us!" Said Kirby.
"Don't worry, none of the stupid teams hate us, we're so nice to them, the stupid morons!" Said Quinn.
"We hate you guys! Nobody in this race likes you guys!" Screamed Pikachu.
Quinn cried. Hues of gray.
Mewtwo and Mr.
L
Currently in 7th Place
"I'm bored…" Announced Mewtwo
…
…
…
…
"Bored, bored, bored… … …Boredity bored!"
…
…
…
"Oh so bored…"
…
…
"Very-"
"Shut up!!!" Screamed Luigi.
Meta Knight and
Purin
Currently in 8th Place
"Jiggs, I think it's high-time I tell you something…"
"SANTA ISN"T REAL??
SILLY BOY I
KNOW HE ISN"T!!" Said Jigglypuff (What the-?
Why is 'REAL%#~~' a link to Yahoo!? Weird…very weird…)
"…Uh, not that, that we're doomed this leg…and yeah, Santa isn't real…"
"YOU LIE!!!1" Screamed Purin as she shot Meta Knight with a shotgun.
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
9th To Depart: 8:15 PM
"Hey, I know for a fact we aren't getting out this leg, Game & Watch!"
"How do you know?!" Asked Mr. Game & Watch.
"…I read the author's mind."
…
…
…
Uh, good one, Ness, funny joke…heh heh…
…
"I'm not joking…"
…
…
Spoilsport.
M3owth and
Wobbufe
10th To Depart: 8:16 PM
"H3y wobb$, w3 ar3n"t going out this l3g, & w3'll mak3 ^t!!" Said Meowth who spoke correct grammar according to SpellCheck. Oh, talk about sad, SpellCheck isn't a word! Arf, arf, arf, arf, or something like that.
"Wobb$, Wobb!!" Said Wobbfe" (Holy crap, 'Wobbfe' is a link to Yahoo! Too…I'm suspicious…)
VFF$G!! … …nope.
/skxx/~!! … …nope.
wmddcsdil%%^&~!! Holy crap, another link to Yahoo! I'm a genoiouos!!
Heheheheheheheheee…
And now, a word from our sponsor…
"WJHaodh2!!" Said Wobbfe.
Beck to the show…
Back to the Future…
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Only…8 miles…to…go…" Panted Victor.
…
They had run only one yard since their last camera shot.
…
Leon and Samus were gaining quickly.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
PictoChat (How sad, that's not a word):
De AwesomeOne: Where r u?
Now entering: Cute-&-Purin
De AwesomeOne: You're late…
Cute-&-Purin: …By 0.000567 nanoseconds..
De AwesomeOne: Cut 2 the chase. What's the plan, n00b?
Cute-&-Purin: Stfu, n00b, I know what I'm doing. Bug Lu-kiss as much as possible, he's b3coming suspicious of our plan…to rule the world of the donut p3ople!!
De AwesomeOne: Fu, you can't ChatSpeak, you just talk 'L33t's…:P
Now entering: L33t Fox
De AwesomeOne & Cute-&-Purin: WTF!?
L33t Fox: L33t is cool, n00b!!
De AwesomeOne: Rofls, what a n00b, You Can't ChatSpeak!
L33t Fox: I'm leaving.
Now Leaving: L33t Fox
…
…
Now Entering: L33t Fox
L33t Fox: And I'm not coming back, either.
Now leaving: L33t Fox
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…
…
…
Now entering: Lu-kiss
Lu-kiss: Dedede, Dog-shi and Ol^mar are catching up, get off your DS!!!
Now entering: Dog-shi
Dog-shi: Stfu, I'M NOT A DOG
Now leaving: Dog-shi
…
…
Lu-kiss: See? They're so close they have a connection with our DS s!!
Now Leaving: Lu-kiss
De AwesomeOne: By3.
Now leaving: De AwesomeOne
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Cute-&-Purin: Donuts…
…
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Cute-&-Purin: Now I can revert to Emo-ism like Quinn and cut my wrist!
…
Cute-&-Purin: Ow!
…
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Cute-&-Purin: Cool! Is it normal to have an erratic pulse?? Now there's-
…
…
I really don't want to go into detail, but here is how things came about…
Victor and
Lucario
Samus and Leon
Currently Tied for 1st
Place
"There's…the Pit Stop…" Breathed Lucario.
Which was 2 miles away.
FYI.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"There! Reached the Yield! We choose to Yield…no-body!" Said Lucas.
…
"What, no pun?" Asked Lucas sarcastically.
"I'm workin' on one," Replied a thoughtful Dedede.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
Just as Dedede and Lucas walked away, Quinn and Kirby stepped on the mat just seconds before Snake and Pikachu.
"We Yield Snake and Pikachu!!" Said Kirby quickly.
"NUUUUEZ!!!!1" Screamed Snake.
Pikachu unwillingly flipped over the hourglass.
Quinn and Kirby moved onward.
…
Nothing else worth noting happened.
Mewtwo and Mr.
L
Currently in 6th Place
"I wonder who was originally in sixth place," Said Luigi.
…
"So does the author, Luigi, so does the author…" Replied Mewtwo.
…
Will you stupid psychics quit that?!
Sorry.
…
…
"Big news! There's a new tier list!" Said Luigi excitedly.
"Ooh! Did I go up?? Did I? Did I?" Squealed Mewtwo, like a baby. A furry, 56 IB baby.
"Shut up." Said Mewtwo angrily. "Just because I'm anorexic doesn't mean you can pick on me!
"No, you didn't go up on the tier list. You went down…" Said Luigi.
…
Mewtwo cried. Hard.
Heh, Thought Luigi, He didn't say for the Melee tier list!! I told him the Brawl tier list, 'cuz he's not in it!! Hhahahahahaa!!
WHAT!?!?!?!!? Subliminally-mind-messaged an infuriated Mewtwo.
Mewtwo telekinetically choked Luigi.
They passed the Yield.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 7th
Place
"Hurry, more teams are passing us!" Said an angry Olimar.
They passed the Yield.
And nobody was passing them.
"The walls are closing in!" Screeched Olimar.
…
"It's too much!"
Falcon and R.O.B.
Last to Depart: 8:17 PM
"C'mon, R.O.B., we're not TOO far behind!!" Yelled Falcon.
….
"Only 30 miles behind the next team!" Said Falcon over-enthusiastically.
…
"No joke!" Said Falcon seriously.
…
"I'm not lying!" Cried Falcon.
Victor and Lucario
Leon and Samus
King Dedede and Lucas
Quinn
and Kirby
Yoshi and Olimar
Mewtwo and Mr. L
All Tied for 1st
Place
The six teams ran straight for the Pit Stop, all had the same goal in mind; 1st Place!
Dedede and Lucas
"Move faster!" Screamed Lucas as he pushed Samus out of his way.
Mewtwo and Mr. L
"Out of the way, bozo, winners coming through!" Yelled Mewtwo as he kinetically levitated Olimar out of his way.
Victor and Lucario
"Hyaaa!" Yelled Victor as he leapt over Kirby and landed on top of Quinn.
Leon and Samus
Samus grabbed Lucas' foot just before he was out of her reach. She tripped him, and picked herself up.
Yoshi and Olimar
"Hup! Hmmmmmm-mmmm!!" Hummed Yoshi as he picked himself above ground and landed on the Pit Stop.
"Hurry!" He Yelled to Olimar.
Quinn and Kirby
Kirby stepped on the mat, followed by Lucario, both watching Victor and Quinn as they rolled on the ground clawing and biting one another.
Leon threw Olimar to one side, just in time to hit Lucas, and prevent him from touching the Pit Stop.
Dedede landed on the mat, and yelled for Lucas to do so.
Mewtwo hit Leon with a tree trunk, and was levitating it, of course.
Mr. L, 'Super Jump Punch' ed Samus, sending her flying…
…Onto the Pit Stop.
Luigi ran onto the Pit Stop himself.
"Hurry!!!" Shouted Mr. L, Yoshi, Lucario, Kirby, Samus and Dedede to Mewtwo, Olimar, Victor, Quinn, Leon and Lucas.
Victor kicked Quinn right in the gut, and then Leon hit him with a stick.
Lucas snuck towards the Pit Stop, but Olimar grabbed him and pushed him a few inches away.
Quinn crawled onto the Pit Stop.
Victor stepped on the mat.
Lucas kicked Leon away, and stepped on the important mat.
Olimar shoved Mewtwo to one side and casually waddled onto the Pit Stop.
Mewtwo limped onto the mat, followed by Leon.
"…Eh, Quinn and Kirby, you are team number one!" Said Master Hand.
"Teams Victor and Lucario, Lucas and Dedede, Olimar and Yoshi, Mewtwo and Mr. L and Samus and Leon, you're teams, 2, 3,4,5 and 6!!" Master Hand finished.
"Quinn and Kirby, you guys win…5 acres of land next to Smashville!"
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
The Dead-lasters were Right behind Meowth and Wobbufett & Ness and Mr. Game & Watch in a race to finish the detour.
Meanwhile…
Pikachu and Snake
Currently in 7th
Place
The two friends sat in silence.
…
…
"Snake, I hate you," Said Pikachu angrily.
"And I hate you too," Replied Snake.
Pikachu cried as he said, "I'm glad the feeling is mutual…" He sobbed on the last part.
"In fact, how did we even meet? We have different personalities, hobbies and…and…" Pikachu was weeping to hard to finish his sentence.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 8th
Place
"We took the dead-end road, move faster!!" Yelled Meta Knight.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 9th
Place
…
Ness and his partner heard every word Meta-Knight said.
"Well, we know which way not to take…" Said Ness.
"Using my very high IQ, I say the quickest route out of here is the first, no-one would guess it!!" Said Mr. Game & Watch.
"Great idea!" Replied a happy Ness.
They took 8th Place.
Meta Knight and Purin
Currently in 9th
Place
"NUUUUEZ!!!" Screamed Meta Knight. He turned to Jiggs and said, "Jiggs, you moron, this is all your fault, we're the next ones out!!"
…
Jigglypuff stared blankly at a wall for the next 3 years.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Currently in 10th
Place
"Hey, I hear yelling, let's not take that path!" Said a cautious Meowth.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Look, it's Meowth's darned team, let's-a go!"
"You're not Mario!" Said R.O.B. angrily.
"Uh, R.O.B.s forever?"
…
"I hate you," Said Falcon.
Meanwhile…
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 7th
Place
Time Left: 12:05
"Snake, I never ever want to talk to you again!" Cried Pika.
"I hate you so much!!" Wept Snake, who was crying on Pikachu's shoulder, and Pikachu did the same.
…
"Why am I crying on you? Freak." Said Pikachu coldly.
…
"I never thought I would have to do this to a friend, but…" Snake sobbed, and turned around. …. Seconds later, he turned around, frothing at the mouth, and had pie on a plate, and bomb fuses could be seen sticking out of the pie.
"Want some pie??" He asked, panting like a dog.
…
…
"No," Said Pikachu.
"Damnit!!" Screamed Snake.
Snake panted harder, his eye pupils covered almost his entire eye, like a cat, and he frothed more and more at the mouth.
"Must…kill…advertising people for false advertisement, saying that these pie bombs work!!" He said quickly.
…
…
DING!!! Their time was done.
"Wow, I thought we were going to be sitting here, and everyone would pass us, and we'd be in last…" Said Pikachu.
"Well, the author planned that, but he figured out that we could be used more for ideas, than, say, Ness and-"
"Shut up, some faithful reviewers LIKE Ness! Don't say anything, or the ratings will go down!!!"
…
"Ness."
The ratings for this show were never lower than that day.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th
Place
"Mr. Game & Watch and Ness, you are team number 7!!" Said Master Hand enthusiastically.
"YAY!!" Said Ness and Game & Watch.
Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Enemies
"Snake and Pikachu, you are team number eight!!"
"WE STILL could have done better!!" Said Pikachu angrily. "I blame you for this!"
"I'd blame myself too, if I were you," Snake said grumpily.
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in 10th
Place
"Dang it Jigglypuff, move faster!!"
Jigglypuff sang louder.
…
…
"ZZZZ..Zz.z.z.z." Snored Meta Knight.
…
"I make a kite now!!" Said Jigglypuff happily.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 9th
Place
"Finally, the Yield!!" Said Falcon, satisfied.
"Well, Quinn and Kirby yielded Snake and Pikachu, ouch, Snake and Pikachu probably didn't get far…" Said R.O.B.
Meowth and Wobbufett
Currently in 10th
Place
"Second-last across the Pit Stop!!" Said Meowth happily.
…
"That's not a good thing, though…so why am I happy?!"
…
"The tension is getting to me!"
Meta Knight and Jigglypuff
Currently in Last
Place
At the Yield
The moment Jiggs and Meta crossed the yield, Crazy Hand (Master Hand was over at the Pit Stop) Said,
"Well, Jiggs and Meta, you two are the last team to get this far, and, you are…ELIMINATED!!!! Hahahahahaaaa, fools!!! We never mentioned that 2 out of 10 legs are TWO eliminations!!!" Said Crazy, who had a spasm.
"ARRRGHHH!!!" Screamed Meta Knight.
They were eliminated.
R.O.B. and Falcon
At the Pit Stop
"R.O.B. and Falcon, you are team number…9!!" Said Master Hand.
"Yay!!" Said R.O.B.
…
"Yay!!" Said R.O.B.
Meowth and Wobbufett
At the Pit Stop
"Finally here, and we're not last!" Said Meowth, rejoicing.
"Actually, this was a TWO elimination leg, last and second-last are eliminated. You're the second-last…"
"And we're eliminated," Said Meowth sadly.
"Right," Replied Master Hand.
…
"You guys were actually a pretty popular team, ya know that? You guys were one of the three most voted teams on the polls…"
"Yeah, we knew…we're sorry we disappointed you fans out there," Said Meowth, crying.
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"Well, we'll miss you guys from the race." Said Master Hand.
…
…
"Well?"
"Yeah?"
"The times, remember?" Asked Meowth.
…
"Oh yeah…"
Time Rankings:
1st Place- Quinn and Kirby: 8:18 PM
2nd Place- Victor and Lucario: 8:19 PM
3rd Place- King Dedede and Lucas: 8:20 PM
4th Place- Yoshi and Olimar: 8:21 PM
5th Place- Mr. L and Mewtwo: 8:23 PM
6th Place- Samus and Leon: 8:24 PM
7th Place- Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 8:34 PM
8th Place- Snake and Pikachu: 8:45 PM
9th Place- R.O.B. and Falcon: 8:50 PM
10th Place- Meowth and Wobbufett: 8:52 PM- Eliminated!
11th Place- Meta Knight and Jigglypuff: Last to reach Yield this leg- Eliminated!
"Next time on the Smashy Amazing Race, Mr. L and Mewtwo begin a fierce argument…"
"I hate you!!" Screamed Luigi.
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…
Mewtwo telekinetically choked Luigi.
"Gasp...okay…you're awesome…" Wheezed Luigi.
"…And Victor and Lucario try anything to hold up Quinn and Kirby!"
"We'll do anything to take Quinn and Kirby out of first!!" Said Victor angrily.
"Olimar gets mugged! …Again!"
"I'm right he—OW!" Screamed Olimar as he was mugged.
"Join us next time, on…The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race!!" Said Master Hand.
Author's Note: I had originally intended for Jigglypuff and Meta Knight, and Snake and Pikachu's teams to be eliminated, but I thought of all the possibilities I could have with Snake. Also, in the middle of my writing, I typed in 'REAL%#~~' by accident, then, it transformed into a link to Yahoo! when I was writing. It weirded me out. Then, when I was further down, I made another link to Yahoo! and boy, it was odd.
SORRY, to you Meowth and Wobbufett fans, I couldn't do anything funny with them, I was forced to get them out. SORRY!!!
Don't forget: Review, and vote your three, no, FOUR FAVORITE teams on my poll!! Popular teams have the biggest chance of winning! Maybe!!