Leg Four: This Blood is on Your Hands!
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"Last time, on the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, Teams showed desperation for first, as 6 teams raced to be number one last leg! Team Quinn and Kirby got first!!"
"Team Quinn and Kirby, you are team number ONE!" Said Master Hand.
"The other five landed in different ranks!"
"Teams Victor and Lucario, Dedede and Lucas, Yoshi and Olimar, Mr. L and Mewtwo, & Samus and Leon, you are teams…2,3,4,5 and 6!!" Said Master Hand.
"And then, there was a surprise elimination, when Jigglypuff and Meta Knight were last to reach the yield for that leg!! And then, ANOTHER team was eliminated when they were last to reach the Pit Stop!! A double-elimination!! That was the only time they had to do such a thing, because they had started with 13 teams!"
"Nine teams remain…who will be eliminated next?" Asked Master Hand.
Teams:
Victor and Lucario (Martial Arts Fighters)
Quinn and Kirby (Students)
Snake and Pikachu (Mortal Enemies)
Luigi and Mewtwo (Therapy Members)
King Dedede and Lucas (Party Animals)
Falcon and R.O.B. (Renowned Racers)
Yoshi and Olimar (Hocotate Employees)
Samus and Leon (Dating)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (Nerds)
"Can Falcon and R.O.B. catch up, or fall behind and be out of the race? Will Victor and Lucario get revenge on Quinn and Kirby? And can Ness pull his team out from their constant Second-Last/Third-Last Placing?"
"Quinn and Kirby, who were first to arrive at 8:18 PM, will depart at 8:18 AM!!" Said Master Hand.
Quinn and Kirby1st To Depart: 8:18 AM
"Now THIS is an appropriate time to go out and race!!" Said Kirby.
"We don't have much time; 5 teams are 5 minutes behind us!!" Explained Quinn as he read the clue. "You must now make your way to the Mushroom town, there, in the main square, you will receive your next clue!! Hurry, Victor and Lucario may come out!"
They ran towards the Mushroom town, which was down the Goomba Pathway.
Victor and Lucario2nd To Depart: 8:19 AM
"Heh, there goes Quinn, let's follow them!!" Whispered Victor.
"I like how you think, Victor!"
King Dedede and
Lucas
3rd To Depart: 8:20 AM
"There! I see Lucario, but…where's Victor?" Said Lucas.
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Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
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"Hahaha, I will: toonlink: them!" Said Victor, sneaking up behind Quinn and Kirby.
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Kirby turned around.
"NUUUUU: toonlink: EEZZZ!!!" Screamed Victor.
":toonlink: you :toonlink:?" (What're you doing?)
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":toonlink: you,"
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Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Alright, we're in town, but where's Quinn…" Said Victor.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"…They were right behind us!"
"WOHOOO, we lost 'em!" Said Kirby.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"..What are you doing??" Asked Victor.
Lucario lit a cigarette.
"I said…"
Lucario stuck it in his mouth, inhaling deeply.
"WHAT..ARE.."
Lucario exhaled.
"YOu …DoInG??" Finished Victor.
…
"I'm smoking…" Said Lucario huffily. "I haven't smoked since the beginning of this race!"
"DUDE, We aren't ALLOWED to smoke!!!" Screamed a panicking Victor.
Victor yanked the jackal/Wolf by his neck, and brought Lucario's face right up to his.
"NO…SMOKING!!! We'll be eliminated!" Victor suddenly whipped around, loaded an AK-47, and Shot the cameraman.
The camera lay on the ground, bullets lay all around it.
Victor whispered to Lucario, "You hide the body, I get the clue. NO SMOKING, NO DRINKING!" He yelled the last part.
Pre-Leg interview"Victor is getting more and more high-strung, he has gained a fiery temper, too, lately," Growled Lucario. "He demands plenty of things!! And I'M OLDER!!! I demand respect; and-" Victor rolled his eyes at Lucario's stupid example he made, by mistake.
Yoshi and Olimar4th To Depart: 8:21 AM
15 minutes Before Departing:
"Hey Mr. L, What's up?" Asked Yoshi.
"Nobody-a likes us-a," He said, sadly.
…
"Well, me an' Olimar LIKE friends! We'll help you this leg!"
"YAY!!! HAHAHA, Hoogi, someone LIKES ME!!! LOLZ IN YER FACE!!!"
…
We quickly go to the next teams to keep the ratings up, and keep our fan base of 21 together…I LEIK IMAGINING I HAVE A FANBUSE, OKAE"??#%
Back to the RaceYoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"We're waiting for Mewtwo to come out, so we can help him throughout this LEG!!?" Said Yoshi.
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"What about Luigi??" Asked Olimar.
"Well, I'm usually nice to EVERYone, BUT, Luigi is my one exception! I only agreed to help Mewtwo! …Besides, using my telekinetic energy and reading Ripper's mind has shown a possible future team!"
"What's the team?"
"Yoshi and Mewtwo-" I HAET YOU MIND_REEDURS, I REELI DO
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Mr. L and Mewtwo5th To depart: 8:23 PM
"Quick," Said Mewtwo panicking, "Jump in this taxi that none of the other racers knew about, so, in other words, this taxi is a horrible plothole!"
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"AND, I will stick mushrooms inside of the exhaust engine to make it go faster, like in Mario Kart!"
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"Dude, that never works, it just messes up the engine! We did that as a joke!!" Yelled Luigi, angrily.
Mewtwo stuck 2 mushrooms inside the exhaust pipe of the taxi.
"WTF???"
The taxi exploded, due to the fact that there were starving children in Africa…AND because the mushrooms blocked the engine's exhaust from coming out.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently In 2nd Place
"Great…we lost Quinn and Kirby in a crowd…" Grumbled Lucario.
"An expectable loss," Said Victor, who spat onto the paved cement. He sounded like an officer during war. "The 2 of them are small; We're…not so much…Dedede and Lucas, on the other hand…May have a few problems getting through this crowd…Snake and Pika, too."
King
Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd
Place
"Hahahahaa, I'm shooting you," Said Dedede playfully as he pointed a gun at Lucas.
"Awww, is that one of those play-guns from that mini-stand behind you?" Asked Lucas cutely.
…
"No, this one's from the one next to that other one you said…"
Lucas stared at the mini-stand NEXT to the toy-gun stand.
The sign was, 'Real guns to protect yourself'.
Dedede shot Lucas.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
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"See? The others behind us, the ones who are socially awkward with one another, and with bystanders are going to be very far behind, for example, as we saw, Dedede." Said Victor wisely. "We're basically being handed 1st place this leg!"
"So," Replied Lucario, whom was putting two-and-two together, "In other words, Quinn and Kirby, are the only problem standing in our way!!"
"Yes!"
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"So, are we gonna bail Lucas and Dedede out?" Asked Lucario.
"Well, they are a good team, and they're a threat, let's leave 'em here. They're too dangerous to let go into the high ranks this early in the race. This is ONLY the 4th leg, mind you…" Assured Victor sage-like.
Lucario thought this over for a while.
"Yeah! You're right!" Lucario slapped his haunches and jumped with glee. "Leave 'em fer elimination!!"
The two sly racers continued onward.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
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"Why haven't we read the clue yet?" Asked Kirby.
"I am currently trying to run around in circles as many times as I can, as I attempt to speed up my ability to Burn calories at an alarming rate, which is a common trait amongst mustelids, so No need to be alarmed," Said Quinn in a single breath. "…What were we talking about??"
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"O…kaaaaayy…" Breathed Kirby as he slowly backed away.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"You must now make your way to the southern-west side of town, and find a purple house next to a run-down house." Read Lucario.
….
"I leik PIEEEE!!!!!"
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"O…kaaaaaayy…" Breathed Kirby as he slowly backed away.
Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Look! I can speak Japanese!! !!!!"
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"WHY??? WHY???" Screamed Lucas, pointing up at heaven.
Kirby and Metal
WarioLuigi
Currently in 20th Place
There, Hoogi, I wrote what you wanted me to!!
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YK
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Ripper22
GO AWAY!!!
Now leaving: YK
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Move faster!!" Screamed Lucas, pushing Dedede into a nearby taxi.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, there's the house!" Said Kirby, pointing to two houses that were 130 yards away.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Aaaaaah!!! Faster! Yoshi's team is just a bit behind!!" Said Victor.
"Patience," Replied Lucario calmly.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"Oh! Look! Another team! Let's ask them for directions." Said Olimar.
Luigi and
Mewtwo
Currently in 4th Place
Luigi and Mewtwo landed in the main square of the town, only 13 yards away from King Dedede and Lucas' jail cell.
"Psst! Luigi! Help us out!!" Whispered Lucas to Luigi.
"No-a way!! We are getting-a ahead of the-a other teams! With your team outta the-a way, we will-a claim first!"
Luigi and the bipedal feline picked themselves off, grabbed their gear and continued running.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 5th Place
Lucas groaned and banged his head against the metal bars.
Lucas turned to Dedede and asked, "What're you doing?"
Dedede waddled to the front of the confinement, and inhaled the keys, and spat them out.
"I got us out!" The fat penguin said.
"FINALLY!!!"
Samus and Leon
6th
to depart: 8:24 AM
"Out at last!!!" Said Leon.
…
"What, no sassy line??"
"Hold on, I'm getting my script out…"
…
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"We're here!!!" Said Kirby. He looked at the single room in the house. "Whaaa?? Where's…the box like the clue said???"
Just then, a Shy Guy popped through the door and bumped into Kirby.
"Time to go to—YIPES!!! Gotta GO!!" The Shy Guy took off.
"Get back here!!!" Said Quinn.
The two small racers chased after the fleeing Shy Guy.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Ah-ha!! A taxi! We'll jump into that!"
The two sly companions lodged themselves inside the taxi.
Yoshi knocked on the window.
"Yeeees?" Asked Victor as he rolled down the window.
"Do you know where the building is?"
"…Um…It should be down there…" Replied Victor, pointing to the left-southern part of town.
"Thanks!" Said Yoshi as he ran off with Olimar.
…
The two Martial arts fighters watched Yoshi and Olimars' fleeing frames.
"Nice job fooling them," Said Lucario.
"I wasn't trying to fool them that IS the right direction…" Spat Victor. "Making allies is better than making enemies, as my wise father once told me."
Luigi and
Mewtwo
Currently in 4th Place
"Come-a on!" Yelled Luigi, frustrated, "Yoshi's in front! Hurry up!"
Mewtwo stood still.
"There will be very dire consequences if you don't go!" Said Luigi angrily.
Mewtwo stood still.
"I'll slit my throat if you don't GO!!" Said Luigi angrily.
Mewtwo stood still.
"I'm do- doing it…" Said Luigi, slitting his throat.
Mewtwo stood still.
Luigi started to bleed. "THIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!!"
Mewtwo started to lick the blood.
"Well…uh…" Luigi said, bleeding.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 5th Place
"Get into the taxi, for the 8th time!" Screamed Lucas frantically.
"And now for the 9th time, I'm TOO FAT TO FIT IN!!!" Yelled Dedede. "I'm horrendously obese! I'm just so FRUSTRATED!!!"
Lucas snickered.
Dedede shoved Lucas into the trunk and wiped away a few tears.
"I feel a bit better," Dedede told the cameraman shakily.
Leon and
Samus
Currently in 6th Place
"We're so behind," Commented a sullen chameleon.
"At least we're STILL in…"
Lucas and Yoshi
Currently ELIMINATED
"…But WE aren't!" Said Yoshi angrily.
(Inside joke)
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"Right, now where is Shy Guy's Toy Box?" Asked Quinn for the 4th Time, "And why are you hiding the location from us?!"
"I'll never crack," Giggled the Shy Guy, "I'll NEVER talk, heheheee!" He finished the sentence with an insane-sounding cackle.
…
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"Okay, I'll tell you," Said the Shy Guy, "I'm bored anyways, ALL 'ya have to do, is…"
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, there's the house!" Said Victor gleefully. "AND, no other team in sight!!!"
"Calm down, we must always keep a calm head…always have patience…always…be…alert…"
"Hurry up!"
"Okay, okay…" Replied an angry Lucario.
They strutted inside the house.
"Well, where's the box?!" Asked Victor.
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"Maybe, just maybe, it's a puzzle. This is a completely empty room, except for a bed, to our right, and we're standing in the doorway. That wall is suspiciously clean and takes up waaay too much of this house without being important." Lucario finished the sentence and shuffled towards the wall. He felt it, and realized that one portion of the wall was very thin.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
"LOOK! VICTOR!! AND HIS PARTNER!!! QUICK!!!" Screamed Kirby.
Kirby and Quinn sprinted towards the house.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"Haha, Victor was right!! It's there!" Yoshi said overjoyed.
", P_1!" Said Olimar.
…
"What?"
"Sorry, I forgot to turn on my auto-Yoshian TM ! It turns whatever I say, into Yoshian! Right now I am speaking Hocotatian, but this turns it into Yoshian!!! …………And—"
"I get it," Snapped Yoshi.
"If I lost this, you'd not understand a single word I would say!"
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Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 4th Place
"Hear that? Let's befriend them and steal that cool gizmo!" Snickered Mewtwo as he parted the bushes away to see the rivaling team.
"Yah!" Replied a hyperactive Luigi.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
Pre-Leg interview
"King Dedede is my friend and all, but nooo, he can't take this all serious!!" Said Lucas angrily.
…
"I can hear you, you know?" Said Dedede, who was 1 yard away from Lucas.
"Um…uh…GO fetch!!" Yelled Lucas as he threw a pie.
Dedede stood still.
"Go get it!!"
Dedede inhaled Lucas.
"It was tasty!!" Said Dedede, whilst licking his lips.
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King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
"Dum-dee-do," Hummed Dedede, while driving the taxi.
"Gain on 'EM!!!" Chimed Lucas, and he flew back (Due to the fact he wasn't buckled), as Dedede sped forward at a great speed.
Samus and Leon were ahead.
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
7th To Depart: 8:34 AM
"You must now make your way to Mushroom Town, which is 2 miles away, through Goomba Pathway, and then, in the middle of town is the clue-box!"
"Let's do this," Said Game & Watch.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
Lucario banged against the wall, and the wall flipped open.
The two companions sped inside and closed up the wall.
It was another room. Nothing was in it, save for a few party decorations, and…a box.
"A-ha, there's the box!"
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
Kirby banged open the door, and plopped down onto the hardwood floor, gasping for air.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"Um, there's the house, but where's Olimar?"
"I'm He-OW!"
Luigi and Mewtwo were mugging Olimar.
"HELP!"
Yoshi stood there, watching Mewtwo's tail twitch.
"They're stealing my Pikmin!"
Yoshi stood there, watching Mewtwo's tail twitch.
"How do you do that, Mewtwo?!" Asked Yoshi.
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 5th Place
"Hun, can we hurry? I think those psychos are catching up!!" Said Samus.
"Sure."
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
"Dedede, concentrate on the road!" Said Lucas angrily.
Dedede was reading a book.
Lucas slapped his own forehead.
"Not the sentence in The Wizard of OZ! The one in front of you!!!"
Dedede hit a tree. As a result, Lucas flew out of his seat, and hit the window.
"…You should have been buckled! Rararaa!!" Chuckled Dedede.
"…I should've passed the driver's test!" Cried Lucas.
…
"You're 11 years old!"
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
Currently in 7th Place
"I can telekinetically sense Lucas in distress," Said Ness.
"If I wasn't so smart and knew what you were talking about, I'd reply: SPEAK ENGLISH, NERD!!"
Ness cried.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"You let them mug me!" Said Olimar indignantly.
"Mewtwo was twitching his tail, calm down, it's not like—OH MY GOSH I KNOW THAT PERSON!!"
Yoshi ran over to a toad.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Well, we're here in the toy box!!" Said Victor as he looked around.
"There's the clue box." Stated Lucario simply as he stepped over and took out the clue.
"Detour. Fight or Right?" Read Lucario.
"Detour!" Explained Master Hand as he floated to the screen, "A detour is a choice between two tasks! In this one—Fright, or Right!"
"Fright is where you must go and scare 6 Shy Guys, and teams must scare all 6, no less! Teams who are frightening or love pranking will easily finish this!"
"In Right, teams must go to the right pathway from here and sneak through a Shy Guy-infested area and steal their crayons! Teams who are quick-footed and alert will get the job done!"
"Let's Do this Roadblock!" Yelled Victor suspensefully.
"You mean Detour." Said Lucario simply, killing the suspense.
"You are no fun," Grumbled Victor.
"Let us hurry, as teams will be fast approaching!"
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
"Oh my gosh, We're here, but I don't see Victor's team!" Said Quinn angrily.
"Detour! Fright or Right?" Read Kirby
"Right!" Said Quinn.
"Which Detour?" Asked Kirby again.
"I know, Right!" Replied Quinn.
"Dude, seriously, Which detour?!" Said Kirby annoyed.
Mewtwo and
Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Look, detour, and a team!" Said Luigi.
"Oh! Fast Forward! Should we use it?" Mused Mewtwo aloud.
"Oh-a no, We're-a in the front!" Snapped Luigi.
"You aren't the boss, you know." Growled Mewtwo lividly.
Snake and
Pikachu
8th To Depart: 8:45 AM
"Alright Snake, no 'Commies' are going to attack ANYTIME soon, so calm down!" Snarled Pikachu.
"That's what they want you to think!" Scoffed Snake. "They're deluding you, and soon they will make you—"
"DRIVE!" Screamed Pikachu.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Last to Depart: 8:50 AM
"Drive, featherbrain, the other team's stopped!!" R.O.B. said with a metallic snarl.
"Come on!" Said Falcon as he accelerated to top speed.
He was pulled over by a cop.
"You idiot!" Fumed R.O.B.
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
…
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They drove off at the speed limit.
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Here's the house," Muttered Olimar, "But where's the box?!"
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…
"That question wasn't rhetorical," Said Olimar.
"Oh."
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 5th Place
"Come on Rusty, we can do this!"
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"How can you not remember my own name??" Asked Leon.
…
Leon cried.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
"Come on, Dedede! You're slowing us down!" Yelled Lucas as he struggled to catch up to the penguin while carrying 14 books he checked out from the library.
…
"I like being leader, okay?!" Sobbed Lucas.
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
Currently in 7th Place
"Right, the next clue!" Cheered Ness as he yanked it out of the cluebox and continued running as he read it.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
"Dedede, hurry up!" Said Lucas, "You're affecting our racing!"
"How could anyone be so slow?" Lucas pondered.
"Why, Dedede, why??" Asked Lucas. "I don't like your attitude, you're dragging us down, and I do not have to go through this drama!"
…
Dedede stood there, waiting in silence for Lucas to catch up.
"I don't like your attitude, I quit!" Cried Lucas.
Lucas ran away bawling.
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
"Okay, we need to go faster," Said Pikachu. He threw away the RPG.
"No, you moron, now the terrorists will prevail!!" Fumed Snake.
"There are no terrorists!!" Screamed Pikachu.
Terrorists began attacking the taxi from the outside.
"Zounds!" Gasped Snake, "They're smarter than I predicted!"
Snake thought for a moment.
"Plan B!!" He opened the car door and ran away screaming.
Pikachu was still in the car.
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
Victor crawled towards a box with the crayons in it, but just before he got there…three Shy Guys appeared!
"Zounds!" Gasped Victor, "They're smarter than I predicted!"
Victor thought for a moment.
Victor took the crayons.
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"That was EASY!!!" Said Victor, "That wasn't even a challenge!"
"You must now make your way to the deeper section of the Toy Box, by the Mini-train! Once there, teams will find their next clue!"
"Let's go, no-one else has passed; we're in first!"
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Now, there's nothing in this dust-bucket house; so maybe if we…Ah-ha! The wall is movable!" Said Olimar as he flipped the wall, and into the secret room with the Toy Box.
"Here we go!" Said Yoshi as he jumped inside the Box.
Leon and
Samus
Currently in 5th Place
"Ah, there's the house!" Hissed Leon.
"Too bad we're not the first ones here…" Said Samus.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 6th Place
"Dedede, there's a team! Let's pass them silently." Whispered Lucas.
"Hey, y'all!!" Said Dedede in his Texan accent.
Lucas fumed, and hit himself.
"…What?" Said Samus.
"I am…doing…" Said Dedede. Lucas shook his head, to say, 'Don't say it, don't say it!!'
"…A Distraction!"
Lucas slapped himself.
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Fright
Mewtwo had telekinetically choked all three Shy Guys, and then snatched the clue.
"(Sigh), It's sad to be so smart…" Said Mewtwo faintly.
Luigi ignored the comment.
Mewtwo ripped open the clue and read, "You must now make your way to the deeper section of the Toy Box, Using the mini-train! Once there, teams will be handed their next clue!"
Yoshi and
Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Right, here's a detour! …And a 'Fast Forward!' ! Should we use it?" Asked Olimar.
"Sure," Said Yoshi simply, "We'll get back at Mewtwo and that green-guy!"
The two Hocotate Employees dashed to the Fast Forward.
"Fast Forward!" Said Master Hand as he appeared on-screen, "In a Fast Forward, one team can skip ALL tasks and go to their next clue in exchange for the completion of a certain task! This is one of four Fast Forwards, so teams must decide when it is most applicable to use it! My brother, Crazy Hand, is in charge of Fast Forwards, FYI."
"In this Fast Forward, teams will go to the other side of the Toy Box, and must fight the leader of the Shy Guys…General Guy! Do not underestimate him, he is cunning when it comes to fighting! Once the team has defeated him, they will be handed their next clue!"
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 7th Place
"You idiot!" Hissed Lucas, "Your Distraction got both their team AND Ness and Mr. Game & Watchs' ahead of us!!"
"Rarararaa, boy, I'll inhale you if yer gonna keep insultin' me!" Said Dedede in his comical Texan accent.
"Come on, there's still a chance!" Screamed Lucas as he jumped into yet another taxi. "We'll follow Ness and Mr. Game & Watch!"
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Are we nearly there, conductor?" Asked Victor.
"Yes; In fact, we are there!" Replied the conductor.
The min-train came to a halt, and Victor and Lucario stepped off (They and the conductor were the only ones on).
"Now, there's the clue box!" Said Lucario.
Victor pulled out the envelope and ripped it open. He took out the clue and read,
"Roadblock! Teams must now make their way to the left, and come across a Fat Shy Guy blocking the train tracks! You must feed him a satisfying dish from a cookbook; of your choice! Though it must be inside the cookbook to create it. If the Shy Guy approves, Teams will be handed their next clue!" Said Master Hand.
"OH GOD NO!!" Screamed Victor.
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"What's wrong?" Asked Lucario.
"I remember playing "Paper Mario", and once you would get this far in the game, (Remember, Paper Mario players?) He would ask for him to be fed; and everything you gave him, he'd say 'No, it's cooked wrong!'" Whimpered Victor. "All the other teams will catch up to us!"
"Don't worry, surely we'll think of something…" Placated Lucario.
Mewtwo and
Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"Ha! There's our train!" Said Mewtwo, a smirk forging upon his face.
"Alright, it's 12 dollars worth to get there!" Said the toad conductor, holding out his hand.
Luigi grunted, then handed the conductor 12 dollars.
"Okay, I'll get the train ready, you guys just—"
Luigi tapped the conductor's shoulder.
"Uh, sir? Did any other teams get a ride over there already?"
"Why yes, two Martial Artists, and that was 15 minutes ago!" Said the conductor happily. "I hope they win!"
Mewtwo gasped.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
They were handed their next clue.
"We didn't get any freaking airtime!" Said Kirby angrily. "You guys edited out the scene were we scared the daylights out of those kids!"
"Look, none of the readers like you guys; it makes my job EASIER!"
"I bet you're going to edit this part out now!" Said Quinn. "And we're---
Yoshi and Olimar
On Fast Forward
Yoshi narrowly dodged the Bullet Bill that was about to hit him, and the dinosaur used his Egg Roll to get closer to the General's Toy Tank.
Olimar Ducked and threw 2 white Pikmin and a red. The 3 Pikmin banged against the General's vehicle, as Olimar prepared to throw tons of more Pikmin. Just as General Guy annihilated the three Pikmin, 24 more landed on the vehicle.
Yoshi used Egg Throw and threw an Egg squarely at General Guy's Cockpit.
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 5th Place
"Well, well, look, it's Quinn and Kirby!" Said Leon, cackling.
"They're waiting for the train, so we're behind a few teams, go!" Yelled Samus.
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"Well, we're here in the house, finally!" Said Game & Watch madly.
"Look, team King Dedede and Lucas are coming!" Muttered Ness.
"Let's hurry up and find that stinking Toy Box!"
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 7th Place
"Dedede! Where are you going!?" Screamed Lucas.
"To the Donut shop!"
"You can snack later!" Said Lucas furiously, "When we cross the Pit Stop!"
"Pit Stop?" Asked Dedede.
"Yes! Pit Stop!"
"Um…what are we talkin' about?"
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
"SNAAAAKE, YOU MORON!!!" Screamed Pikachu as he realized the taxi driver was dead.
Snake cleared his throat.
"I'm sorry for my rash action, It WILL not happen again…"
"Finish your sentence!!" Said Pikachu, realizing Snake had left off at a '…'
"…Until I do it again," Said Snake defeated.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 7th Place
"…So then, we're supposed to cross the finish line," Explained Lucas.
"Ohhh!" Said Dedede. "Let's go, then."
…
…
…
"That's it? No stupid comment?"
"Hyuk, I'm Hoogiman's Dedede!"
Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"We'll be in," Said Falcon, who was full of himself, "There's no way we're going out anytime soon!"
Victor and
Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"How's this dish?" Said Victor, handing the Fat Shy Guy his soup he and Lucario made.
…
"Mmmm…Good…Nope! Make another, and add more…uh, flavor, yeah."
…
"Oh well, there's no-one in sight!"
Mewtwo and
Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"Ha! Finally here! Let's read that clue!!" Sang Mewtwo.
"Okay." Luigi grunted as he opened up the envelope.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"Where is that train?!" Snapped Quinn.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Fast Forward
General Guy's Toy Tank was whirring and clanking due to the multiple beatings and dents on it.
Finally, it exploded.
General Guy flew up into the air, and landed next to Yoshi.
"Here," The General wheezed, "Take the clue! Take it! And good luck, I think you guys are going to be in the Top 5."
"Thanks. No hard feelings." Said Olimar as Yoshi read the clue aloud,
"You must now head to the mini-train station, and be taken to the very back of the Toy Box! Once there, head to the right, where General Guy's HQ is! This cleverly hidden HQ inside this Toy Box is the fourth Pit Stop on a race around the world! Team must hurry, as the last team to arrive…may be eliminated!"
"We did well, I hope we're first!" Said Yoshi as he was running out from the Pit Stop room.
…
"Wait a second," Said Olimar. "Wasn't the room we fought in…the HQ??"
"Yeah…" Both Hocotate Employees immediately turned around and ran back into the room.
Master Hand was there this time. The team dashed onto the colorful mat.
"Well, Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number one!!1" Said Master Hand.
"Yoshiiiii!!!" Hummed the green dinosaur.
"And for coming first this leg, you win…a limousine!" Said Master Hand excitedly.
"Actually," Said Olimar, "I didn't think we'd be first. I thought Victor and Lucario would own this leg. They're really good teamed up."
Victor and Lucario
On Roadblock
"Now, how about this meal?" Asked Victor as he handed the Strawberry Cake to the Shy Guy.
…
"Oh!" Said the Fat Shy Guy, who dropped his fork, and the camera zoomed in on his face, "This…" The camera began flipping clock-wise, (Remember what this means, Paper Mario players?) as he finished saying, "Is…so…GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" The Fat Shy Guy zoomed and bounced everywhere, and threw the clue up in the air.
"Yesss!" Said Victor excitedly, snatching the clue as Lucario asked,
"How'd you know he liked Strawberry Cake?"
"In the game "Paper Mario", you feed him, remember? He specifically asks for Strawberry Cake! Besides who doesn't like it?" Replied Victor.
Bwah, bwah, bwaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Played the Trombones.
Victor started crying.
…
"What the heck?" Said Lucario.
"Well," Said Victor sobbing, "I played the Trombone, and when I went to seventh grade, I was still in beginner band, because I sucked so bad at it!"
…
…
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Oh crap, there goes Victor and Lucario!" Said Luigi, pointing to the mentioned team.
"We have to do this Roadblock as fast as we can!" Replied Mewtwo.
"Hurry!"
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"This is the worst we've done so far," Said Quinn indignantly. "The last three legs we've been in 2nd Place or 1st!"
"Yeah," Replied Kirby.
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 5th Place
"Okay, We've scared the daylights out of those Shy Guys!" Said Samus.
Leon grabbed the next clue.
"Okay, I'll read it. Teams must now make their way to the deeper section of the Toy Box, by the Mini-train! Once there, teams will be handed their next clue!"
"Let's make this quick, and we'll be rewarded!!"
Ness and Mr. Game &
Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"Come on, Game & Watch! There's Quinn and Kirby, waiting for that train, and I can barely see Samus and Leon, coming this way! According to this clue, we need to head that way, where Samus' team is coming from!" Said Ness sagely.
The two Nerds sprinted towards the Detour.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 7th Place
"Bad Dedede! I didn't think we were slowed down this much!" Said Lucas angrily, as he dragged a bag filled with souvenirs he bought.
"Rararaa! There's the Toy Box!"
"I can't believe you bought all those donuts! …Without me!"
"Umm…Lucas?"
"And then you bought those souvenirs!"
"Lucas," Said Dedede.
"And then you---"
"Lucas!"
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
"Where's that house??" Said Pikachu, clearly worried.
"Well, we could always treat this situation like Dedede," Said Snake calmly.
"How's that?"
"Rrararaaa!"
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 7th Place
"Why are you so selfish, Dedede? Why?" Asked Lucas sobbing.
Dedede jumped in the Toy Box, followed by a stricken Lucas.
Snake and
Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place
"There's the house! Get out, get out!!" Screamed Pikachu as he grabbed their bags.
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"Look, the house and a team! Get out, you oaf!!" Yelled R.O.B. at the Drunken Falcon.
"Why, ma'am, you're looking finer than ever!" Falcon sang.
Victor and Lucario
At The Pit Stop
"Look! Pit stop!" Cheered Lucario.
The Martial Artists ran onto the mat, eager to hear the words they lusted to hear.
"Oh, Victor and Lucario, you are team number two!" Said Master Hand.
…
…
"WHAT?!?!" They yelled.
"Who got here before us??" Questioned Lucario.
"Why, the Hocotate Employees!"
Both Martial Arts Fighters felt a little bit better to hear that, rather than Quinn and Kirby beating them yet again to the finish line.
"Well, 2nd's good enough for me," Said Victor.
Quinn and KirbyCurrently in 4th Place
"The train's here," Huffed Kirby as he and Quinn got on.
Just then, Samus and Leon ran up to the train.
"Take us as well," Breathed Leon.
"Um…Okay," Said the conductor.
King Dedede and LucasCurrently in 7th Place
"Oh! There's Quinn and Samus' team, boarding that train!"
"Come on, open the clue!" Said Lucas angrily.
"Okay, calm down, boy!" Said Dedede.
…
…
…
"Are you going to open it?" Said Lucas angrily.
"A Texan always opens it this way, rather than you Russians!"
"I am NOT Russian!" Said Lucas.
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Roadblock
"Damn that Fat Shy Guy can't give us the clue!" Ranted Mewtwo.
"Okay, let's start over…for the third time…"
Luigi cried.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 8th Place
"Run faster, you hog!" Said Lucas, following behind Dedede.
Dedede inhaled Lucas.
"I'M A TEXAN, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"
Quinn and
Kirby,
Leon and Samus
Tied for 4th
Place
"We're here!" Sang Kirby as he jumped out of the still moving vehicle.
Unfortunately, they hadn'treached their destination yet, so Kirby was instantly run over by the min-train.
…
"Oh yeah," Said the conductor, "Keep all hands, feet, or innards inside of the moving vehicle until we have come to a complete stop,"
…
Mewtwo and Luigi
At Roadblock
"Okay, this time we've made a soufflé`," Said Mewtwo, handing over the weirdly named food to the portly Shy Guy.
…
"Hmmm…Ohhh…This is…so…GOOOOOOD!!!" He handed them their clue.
"Alright!" Said Luigi, holding his hand up for a high-five.
…
"No." Said Mewtwo.
Luigi cried.
"Teams must now take the train one last time and head for the farthest north part of the Toy Box, and Make their way down a path to General Guy's Headquarters. The cleverly hidden HQ is the fourth Pit Stop in a race around the world!" Read Mewtwo.
"Let's-a go!" Said Luigi.
Mewtwo stood still.
"On second thought, you say when to go," Chuckled Luigi nervously.
Samus and
Leon
Currently in 4th Place
"Okay, we ditched those two losers back there, c'mon, let's hurry and go!" Chanted Leon.
R.O.B. And Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Get out of the car!" Screamed R.O.B., "Or I'll kill you!"
"Okay, Ms. Far-fetch!" Said Falcon drunkenly, giggling.
Ness and Mr. Game &WatchOn Right
Ness PK Fired two Shy Guys, while G&W used his turtle-thing to whack a Shy Guy approaching from behind.
"Well, we'll make it, they're becoming sluggish!" Said Ness.
Quinn and
Kirby
Currently in 5th Place
"C'mon, let's pass those SpaceFighters!" Yelled Quinn.
Mewtwo and Luigi
At The Pit Stop
"Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number three!" Said Master Hand.
"Drat." Seethed Mewtwo.
"I wanted at least 2nd," The feline admitted.
King Dedede and
Lucas
Currently in 8th Place
"Hey look, Pikachu!" Said Dedede.
"PK Freeze!" Said Lucas, as he froze the rat in its tracks.
…
…
"Great, now I have to send the rest of my time thawing the annoying rat out of this Ice glacier!" Said Snake angrily.
Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th
Place
"Okay, we've made it to the roadblock!!" Said Samus.
"Right, and those runts are nowhere to be seen," Cackled Leon.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th
Place
"Got it!" Said Ness as he grabbed the crayons and dashed out of the Toy Fort.
"Great job, Ness! …For once."
Capt. Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"So, where do we sell t'day, mate?" Hyukked Falcon as he stumbled towards the house.
R.O.B. Followed behind.
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Attempted
dishes: 1
"The first one he didn't like at all," Said Leon indignantly.
"Then we'll make another one," Said Samus calmly.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th
Place
"There they are!" Said Quinn, pointing a claw at the cruel Space Fighters.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"This has to work," Said Snake, dusting himself and admiring his work.
Pikachu was tied to a pipe bomb.
"And now…" Said Snake, holding a detonator, "…The fireworks!"
He detonated.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Fright
Lucas and Dedede popped out from behind some blocks, and howled.
…
The Shy Guy wasn't scared.
"That was lame," The Victim said, faking a yawn.
…
"Dedede, what're you holding?" Asked Lucas.
"A fright jar!" Said Dedede, holding up a jar with something in it.
(In Paper Mario, there was an item called "Fright Jar," It would scare enemies)
"Haha!! Use it!!"
Dedede used it, and etc., etc., they got their next clue.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"That should do it," Said Snake happily.
"Thanks!" Said Pikachu.
"Well, I knew my grandma's hot cocoa would do the trick!"
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Recipes Attempted: 2
"The second had too much salt and was too flaky," Growled Leon.
"We're going to beat Quinn and Kirby to the Pit Stop, if it's the last damn thing we do!" Hissed Samus.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes Attempted: 1
"Okay, now let's add 2 Eggs to that dough!" Quipped Quinn, as Kirby prepared the dish.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th
Place
"There's the train!" Exclaimed Ness, who pointed to the Mini-train pulling up towards them.
"Get in, quick!" Said Ness.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Are we dating steady?" Whispered Falcon Drunkenly.
"Can I kill you now, or later?" Snarled R.O.B. as he held up a dagger.
Snake and Pikachu
On Right
Snake waltzed down the path, not meeting even a smidge of resistance; though the reason may possibly be due to the fact he had grenades on his belt, an AK-47 in his right hand, a Pistol in his left, and a Shotgun on his sturdy back. Other than that, I couldn't see any reason why.
Snake took the crayons and handed them to a Shy Guy cowering in the corner.
…
"Don't worry, I won't hurt yo---"
The Shy Guy was dead.
"Damn you Bad habit!!" Screamed Snake.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Which one do you think we should do?" Asked R.O.B., "Fright or Right?"
"Whichever gits us ter Timbuktu!" Chortled the drunken Captain.
…
"Right it is, then!"
Interview after Leg:
"I did virtually everything that leg!" Ranted R.O.B., "That (BLEEEEP)er did not a damn thing!"
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 3
"What the hell! He turned it down!" Said Leon griting through his teeth, seething inside with anger.
"Well, this next one I have hopes for!" Said Samus, whom was searing with hate inside, yet forced a smile.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 2
"This is retarded," Sighed Kirby, "First leg so far that we're lower than 2nd."
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th
Place
"K', we're in the bottom zone, but if we keep on tryin' we'll get this!" Said an optimistic Lucas.
"…Or we'll be stuck stranded here in Mushroom Kingdom if we fail and land in last!" Chortled Dedede.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"Look! Those Roommates!" Gasped Pikachu, pointing a paw at the Penguin and boy.
"We must ally ourselves," Said Snake seductively.
"Hell no, we try to eliminate them!" Growled Pikachu.
…
"Okay!" Said Snake, pulling out a grenade.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Alright, can we go to the detour "Right," now?" Asked R.O.B. to Falcon.
"Ruffles, wait for it…SHOT 'EM DEAD, HOOKY!!!" Screeched a drunken Falcon.
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 3
"Almost done…" Huffed Samus as she watched the mini-timer shaped as a Yoshi Egg.
Tick, tick, tick,
Tick, tick, tick,
Tick, tick, tick,
Tick, tick, tick…
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 2
"Aw, C'mon! Surely we can be better cooks than Space Fighters!" Exclaimed a disgruntled Kirby.
"Can it, the Cake's nearly done!" Hissed Quinn, watching the Cake bake.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th
Place
"There's a couple teams behind us; let's hope one of us is an expert at what the Roadblock is!" Whispered Ness to Game & Watch.
King Dedede and Lucas,
Snake and Pikachu
Tied
for 7th Place
"So," Said Dedede suavely, "Who wants to play poker?"
…
"If we're betting," Replied Lucas.
"I'm in." Said Snake.
"WHA--- What th' hell're you doing SNAKE?!?" Screamed Pikachu.
"Do you want more racing money, or what?" Growled Snake, holding a pistol at Pikachu's head.
"Don't shoot me…" Whimpered Pikachu.
"I'd never shoot you," Laughed Snake, playfully poking Pikachu with the gun.
Pikachu sighed with relief.
"Psyche!" Snake Screamed as he shot Pikachu.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
R.O.B. was doing the Detour by himself.
"Help me, you moron!" Yelled R.O.B. to Falcon.
"Will I get a Doggy?"
King Dedede and Lucas,
Snake and Pikachu
Tied
for 7th Place
…
"I sense someone said Doggy!!" Squealed Lucas. "I wanna Doggy!"
…
"What?" Asked Lucas. "We're not betting anymore?"
R.O.B. and Falcon
On Right
"Where do these Shy Guys come from??" Screamed R.O.B. in despair.
"Wow," Commented Falcon, "I'm drunk, and even I know the answer!! When a Dude Guy and a Girl Guy meet, they---"
"I DON'T MEAN IT THAT WAY, YOU IDIOT!!!"
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 3
"Okay, this one is done!" Said Samus as she heard the ding.
"Uh-oh!" Gawked Leon, "It's Ness and G&W!"
"You begin another recipe while I Give this to that fat Guy!!" Muttered Samus.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 2
"Oh no…tell me that is not who I think it is," Whimpered Quinn.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th
Place
"Hahaa!! More teams!" Said Ness with a smirk.
"They must've been here for so long, that they put up these stands!" Game & Watch dryly commented.
"Okay, I'm a pretty good cooker, so this one's right down my alley!" Replied Ness.
Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 4
"Like it?" Asked Samus hopefully.
"So…GOOOOOOOOOD!!" He handed her the clue.
"Come on, Leon! Take that, Losers!" Laughed Samus as she and Leon sprinted away.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 3
"Look, just hand him this!!" Said Quinn angrily, handing Kirby a half-finished Cake. "I for one am clearly tired of being pushed around!"
…
"I've had it with all of you! I hate you all!" Quinn sobbed as he ran away.
…
…
Kirby consumed the Half-finished Cake.
King Dedede and Lucas,
Snake and Pikachu
Tied
for 7th Place
"Oh, the train's here." Said Lucas.
R.O.B. and Falcon
On Right
"I finally go them!" Cried R.O.B., "I got those Crayons!!"
…
"How 'bout making it back and handing them to me?" Said a Shy Guy, 400 yards away.
"CRUD!!" Yelled R.O.B.
Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th
Place
"Look, a wall!" Sneered Samus, "Let's blow it down!!"
"WAIT!" Yelled Leon as he put her gun down, "Let's make it harder for those runts!"
Samus got the idea, and used her whip to get over. Leon began scaling the wall.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Recipes
Attempted: 3
"How'd he like it?" Asked Quinn.
"Does this answer your question?" Replied Kirby as he held up the Clue.
Kirby began running in the direction Samus and Leon were running, as he read the next clue.
"Teams must now make their way to General Guy's HQ, where…"
King Dedede and Lucas,
Snake and Pikachu
Tied
for 7th Place
"Almost there, almost there…" Hummed Dedede.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On
Roadblock
Recipes Attempted: 1
Mr. Game & Watch went up to Ness, after going to the Fat Shy Guy for a chance to get the clue.
"Didn't like it?" Asked Ness sadly.
Game & Watch nodded.
"Well, the next one'll be twice as good!" Said Ness.
Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"Here's the freaking crayon!" Said R.O.B., handing the crayons over to the Shy Guy.
The Shy Guy nodded, and handed them their next clue.
"Yes! Finally!" Wooed R.O.B. "You must now make your way to the mini-train and get a ride to the deeper section of the Toy Box. Once there, teams will be handed their next clue!"
Samus and Leon
At the Pit Stop
"Now Samus and Leon, you are teams number four!" Said Master Hand enthusiastically.
"Ha ha! We beat those students!" Panted Leon.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th
Place
"Whoa!" Muttered Quinn as he came to a halt in running, stopping in front of the Toy-Block Wall.
Kirby sucked in some air and floated above Quinn.
The ferret grabbed Kirby's foot, then Kirby floated above the Wall, and safely made it over.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th
Place
"There's the clue box!" Yelled Lucas, pointing to the box 20 feet away.
"Snake and Pika 're havin' trouble with th'ir Luggage!" Said the monarch penguin in a Texan Accent.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On
Roadblock
Recipes Attempted: 2
"He didn't like the second one…" Said Mr. Game & Watch with a scowl on his 2-D face.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Well, now there's no hope of not being eliminated!" Fumed R.O.B., "And it's all your fault! You didn't help!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th
Place
"Did you get all that, Dedede?" Asked Lucas.
Dedede nodded.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"Okay, there's the clue box!" Said Pikachu, who ran up to the clue box shortly after Dedede and Lucas left.
"Roadblock! Teams must now make their way to the left, where they will meet a Fat Shy Guy, waiting to have a meal. Teams must feed him a cooked meal that they made, and the recipe has to be from a cookbook handed to them! If the Fat Shy Guy approves of the meal, teams will be handed their next clue!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
"And as if this couldn't get any worse…" Muttered Game & Watch, pointing to King Dedede and Lucas running up to the spot where they were.
King Dedede and Lucas
Roommates
"Okay, here we are, Give me that bowl!" Exclaimed Lucas.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"Right, was it left or right?" Asked Snake.
"LEFT!!" Screamed Pikachu.
Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place
"The train still isn't here," Seethed R.O.B. "This is so gay…"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
"K', now the Muffins are done! Give them to the Shy Guy. If he doesn't like them, we'll make muffins again, there's some batter left over." Said Ness wisely.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
"This Cake will take a while, so give me a timer." Said Lucas, holding out his hand.
He felt something in his palm, so he drew it back.
He was holding a Spork.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th
Place
"There they are!" Said Pikachu.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"I…I think I hear the train!" Said R.O.B. excitedly.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
"Did he like it?" Asked Ness.
Game & Watch shook his head.
"Okay. I'll start making the muffins with this remaining batter." Said Ness while stirring.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
"They're almost done, maybe…5 more minutes." Commented Lucas.
Snake and Pikachu
On Roadblock
"Wow, these other teams have been here for awhile, like Ness' team has been here for probably, 20 minutes." Said Pikachu as he began making Pancakes.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"The train's here! The train's here!" Shouted R.O.B. excitedly.
He grabbed Falcon and the Luggage, and dragged them into the mini-train.
Quinn and Kirby
Arrived at Pit Stop
"Why, you guys took a while getting here. Quinn and Kirby, you are team number five!" Exclaimed Master Hand.
"Dangit!" Pouted Kirby.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
"Why, just 10 minutes, this second batch o' muffins oughtta be done!!"
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
"Ohhh, kay!! The Cake is done!" Said Lucas proudly, handing the Cake to Dedede. "Give it to him!"
"Okay," Replied Dedede.
Dedede walked towards the Fat Shy Guy, and one yard away from him, Dedede inhale the Cake, gave The Shy Guy the plate, and walked up to Lucas.
"I ate the Cake, I think we get the clue now!"
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT THE CAKE?!?!" Screeched Lucas.
Lucas sobbed.
Snake and Pikachu
On Roadblock
"The pancakes require little time now, because all we have to do is feed him one pancake at a time until he likes it!" Said Pikachu.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"Conductor! Are we nearly there?"
"No."
"GO faster!!!" Screamed R.O.B.
"No."
"Please?"
…
"Okay, gosh!" Said the conductor, making the train go faster, "Why're you being such a bully??"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
"OKAY!! They're done!!" Cheered Ness as he handed it to Game & Watch, who handed it to The Fat Shy Guy.
Lucas and King Dedede
On Roadblock
"The cake took five minutes to cook last time," Sniffed Lucas, "And the rest of the process took 10 minutes. I can get it done."
Snake and Pikachu
On Roadblock
"Hand the Shy Guy this one Pancake. Don't kill him if he doesn't accept it, and come back here so we'll give him another pancake." Explained Pikachu.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"YAHOO!! We've made it!!!" Cheered R.O.B.
"Ther…Cluebox…" Stuttered Falcon, his words slurring.
On Roadblock
Both Snake and Mr. Game & Watch reached The Fat Shy Guy at the same time.
"Let me go first," Growled G&W, "Or I'll wallop you!"
"Let me go first," Threatened Snake, "Or I'll blow your brains out!"
Snake held a gun at Game & Watch's head.
"Uh, fine by me." Replied G&W.
Fat Shy Guy accepted Snake's pancake, and he wolfed it down.
"Nope!" He said, smiling.
"Must…resist…urge…" Snarled Snake as he frothed at the mouth.
Game & Watch gave his recipe, and it was accepted.
"hmmm…Here!" Said Fat Guy, handing Game & Watch the next Clue.
"YA-HAAY!!"
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
"It's done!" Said Lucas, putting on mittens and opening the oven.
He pulled out the Cake and put it on top of the Oven.
"Ow! Too hot! Wait for a while!" Said Lucas, sucking his fingers.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place
"This way…" Said R.O.B. "Hey, is that…Game & Watch and Ness?!?"
The two racers passed by R.O.B. and Falcon in a hurry.
"Wait!"
The two racers stopped.
"Yes?" Asked G&W.
"Is there…anyone left?" Asked Falcon hopefully.
"Um, yes, two other teams! You can beat them if you hurry as fast as possible!"
"YES!!! C'Mon Falcon, there's a slim chance of making it in!!"
Snake
"Nope! Too burnt!!" Said the Fat Guy.
"RRRRggGGhhhh…" Grunted Snake.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
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…
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…
…
"It's Ready!!!"
R.O.B. and Falcon
On Roadblock
"Okay, we just need to make one recipe and leave!" Snapped R.O.B.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Arrived at Pit
Stop
"Team Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are team number six!" Said Master Hand.
"Phew…" Sighed Ness.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
Lucas walked up to Snake and The Fat Shy Guy.
Snake was giving the hog a third pancake.
"Nope, too buttery!" Said Fat Guy.
"DAMNIT" Screamed Snake.
"How's this? Asked Lucas.
"Hmmmm…Pass!" Said The Shy Guy, giving Lucas the Clue.
"YEAH!!!"
"DAMNIT" Screamed Snake.
R.O.B. and Falcon
On Roadblock
"NOOO!!! Dedede and Lucas are getting away!! Move faster!" Screamed R.O.B., while whipping Falcon with a spike-laden whip.
"HAHAahHAHahahahHAH THAt TicKles" Said Falcon
Snake and Pikachu
On Roadblock
"Here, give him this one!!" Said Pikachu, cursing under his breath.
R.O.B. and Falcon
On Roadblock
"It's done!" Squealed R.O.B. "I'll give it to that guy!"
Snake
Snake had all the Pancakes, and was giving them to the Fat Shy Guy, one by one.
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Nope"
"Pass"
"Nope"
"YOU SAID iPASSED!!!" Giggled Snake insanely.
"No, I meant to this guy." Said Fat Shy Guy, handing R.O.B. the next clue.
"DAMNIT" Screamed Snake.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Renowned Racers
"Look up ahead!" Shouted R.O.B., who was running his hardest, "It's Dedede and Lucas!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Roommates
"Did you hear something?"
Snake and Pikachu
On Roadblock
"Pass." Said the Fat Shy Guy, on the final Pancake.
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Roommates
"Did you hear that? How is there a dog down here in this Toy Box?"
At Pit Stop
"King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number…seven!!" Said Master Hand.
"YEAH!!" Cheered Lucas.
R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 8th
Place
R.O.B. had to carry Falcon, he was so drunk.
The robot looked behind his shoulder, and saw Snake and Pikachu catching up at an alarming rate.
"No…"
At The Pit Stop
R.O.B. crawled in, holding Falcon, 10 yards away from the Pit Stop.
Just then, there was an explosion out side of the room with the Pit Stop, and R.O.B. ducked to avoid a block, but another hit him.
In walked Snake and Pikachu, who had a smirk planted on their faces. They were inches from the line when Pikachu was hit by a crowbar (Which happened to be near R.O.B. How strange), and was K.O.'d.
R.O.B. stumbled onto the line, and called for Falcon to do so. Falcon barely understood, and crawled towards the Pit Stop.
Snake picked up Pikachu and threw him onto the mat.
Falcon was 1 yard away from the line.
Snake stepped on the mat.
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"Team Snake and Pikachu, you are team number eight!" Said Master Hand.
"YEEESSS!!!" Cheered Snake.
"R.O.B and Falcon, you are the last team to arrive." Said Master Hand, turning to the dispirited two.
R.O.B. looked up at Master Hand with pleading eyes.
"However…This is a non-elimination leg!!" Said Master Hand.
"YEAH!!!" Cheered R.O.B.
Finish Times:
Yoshi and Olimar: 10:33 AM
Victor and Lucario: 10:47 AM
Mewtwo and Luigi: 11:20 AM
Samus and Leon: 12:30 AM
Quinn and Kirby: 12:37 AM
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 2:24 PM
King Dedede and Lucas: 3:11 PM
Snake and Pikachu: 3:19 PM
R.O.B. and Falcon: 3:19 PM –NOT Eliminated!
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