The Extra Smashy Amazing Race

by Ripper22

12 teams race around the world to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! With all the gooey stuff like Sappy jokes, Drug-dealing and AK-47 violence, this is a Race you won't soon forget! On the Last Leg, teams go to Smashville, the finish line- Three teams, only one winner, WHO WILL WIN? COMPLETE!

5. Now Why did I do That?

Leg five: (Double-length) Now why did I do that?

Author's Notes: This Leg is heavy on the "Time" factor. Pay close attention to Team Departures, Ticket times, and other such things.

"Last time, on the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, teams went to Shy Guy's Toy box, which was cleverly hidden in Mushroom Town. Teams had to choose a task on a detour! Some teams had it easy…"

"That was EASY!!!" Said Victor, "That wasn't even a challenge!"

"…While others had it rough!"

"I finally got them!" Cried R.O.B., "I got those crayons!"

…

"How 'bout making it back and handing them to me?" Said a Shy Guy, 400 Yards away.

"Dedede and Lucas made a major downfall as they got distracted."

"I should've passed the driver's test!" Whimpered Lucas.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU EAT THE CAKE?!?!" Screamed Lucas.

"I don't open letters how you Russians open them," Laughed Dedede.

"I'm NOT Russian!" Yelled Lucas angrily.

"Team Yoshi and Olimar took a Fast Forward, landing them in first!"

"Well, Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number one!" Said Master Hand.

"And Dedede and Lucas fell behind the pack, causing them to be one of the last teams to the Pit Stop!"

"You idiot!" Hissed Lucas, "Your distraction got both their team and Ness' ahead of us!"

"K', we're in the bottom zone, but if we keep on tryin' we'll get this!" Said an optimistic Lucas.

"The Daters expressed hate towards the Students!"

"We're going to beat Quinn and Kirby to the Pit Stop, if it's the last damn thing we do!" Snarled Samus.

"…And the Students finally fell down the ranks!"

"Samus and Leon, you are team number four!" Said Master Hand enthusiastically.

"Ha ha!! We finally beat those Students!" Laughed Samus.

"And finally, the two dead-last teams battled to avoid elimination!"

Snake threw Pikachu onto the Pit Stop.

"…but in the end, R.O.B. and Falcon's team was last to the Pit Stop."

"Falcon and R.O.B., you are the last team to arrive." Said Master Hand. "However! This is a NON-elimination leg!"

"Nine teams have remained," Said Master Hand. "WHO will be eliminated?"

The Teams (with Opinions by author's friend, because you guys didn't want to do this):

Victor and Lucario (Seriously, who knew that Martial artists would be such good racers?)

Snake and Pikachu (These two guys were friends how?)

Quinn and Kirby (They're just attention whores that are hungry 24/7. I bet they applied for this race just for the attention!)

Mewtwo and Luigi (Therapy members? Seriously? That's just…wow)

King Dedede and Lucas (So they love parties? Maybe since they go to all sorts of parties, they'll be paid to crash the really bad ones)

Yoshi and Olimar (Hard to believe they haven't been laid off, what with their uselessness)

R.O.B. and Falcon (Renowned? They suck at this!)

Samus and Leon (They'll divorce after three weeks; trust me)

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (I guess no other people applied, that's why they weren't cut out of this)

"Can team Yoshi and Olimar keep their huge lead ahead of the other 8 teams? Will Quinn and Kirby make up for their horrible racing last leg, going from first to fifth? And will R.O.B. and Falcon crawl out of last place and avoid elimination?"

"Yoshi and Olimar, who were first to arrive at 10:33 AM, will depart at 10:33 PM!" Said Master Hand.

Yoshi and Olimar
First to Depart: 10:33 PM

"Yoshi, Yoshi!! I think the other teams are going to not like us after our winning last leg!" Said Yoshi ominously, as he and Olimar walked out of the hotel in Mushroom Square, and stood in front of the Hotel.

"Well, we're pretty far ahead, even for 2nd, those guys will be miles behind us, if we go fast enough!" Replied Olimar.

"Let's see what the clue says…" Said Yoshi, ripping the envelope open. "Okay, it says You must go to the local airport, and fly to Rogueport, a small port that contains pirates and traders. Once there, teams will find their next clue!"

"Okay, you get the gear, I get a taxi!" Said Yoshi quickly.

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

Yoshi and Olimar had hit the road, and were on their way to the airport.

Victor and Lucario
2nd to depart: 10:47 PM

"Listen, that other team is long gone, but we can catch up to them if we make It on time to the airport and catch the nearby flight!" Said Lucario.

"Good thinking," Commented Victor, "Though we may as well watch our backs, too, we don't want to go down, we want up!"

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"The airport is only 3 miles away, though I think some of the others are going to catch up to us." Said Yoshi.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"Perfect, we got ourselves a good taxi, and we're on the road!" Chuckled Victor.

Mewtwo and Luigi
3rd To Depart: 11:20 PM

"We need more allies," Sighed Luigi, "We're too violent in our racing."

Mewtwo was frying Ness.

"What were we talkin' about?" Asked the feline.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"Yes! We're here!" Cheered Olimar, jumping out of the car, followed by his 7 Pikmin, and Yoshi (Olimar was allowed to only take 7 Pikmin on the trip, because he is much smaller than everyone else).

"Now hopefully we can get tickets and bail outta here before the others come piling in this airport." Mused Yoshi.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"Dang--- It's another 30 miles 'till the airport!" Breathed Victor.

"How long ago did we leave the Hotel?" Asked Lucario calmly.

"Around 5 minutes ago, why?"

"The next team is out, and worse, we're barely ahead; we took our lead too lightly."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"Heh, we'll get to the other teams, just they wait! At the airport, they'll be eating out of our hands!!" Laughed Mewtwo confidently.

Luigi laughed nervously.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"Yes, what's the number one earliest flight to Rougeport? And then, list all the flights after it, in order, please." Asked Yoshi, looking over his shoulder occasionally, watching out for other teams to appear.

"Well, there's a 12 PM flight, followed by a 1:30 AM, and finally a 3:30 Am flight." Replied a worker at the desk.

"…And did you see any other pairs of two come by here?" Questioned Yoshi, as he glanced over his shoulder.

"Could you be more specific?" Asked the Worker.

"Um, particularly Two Martial Artists, and probably two Students." Summarized Yoshi.

"No, I haven't seen anyone of the sort," Said the female worker simply.

"Good. If you see either of the pairs I described to you, could you please say that the 12 PM flight is booked? It's very important that they don't get onto that flight, miss."

"That's…an odd request, but I'll see to it." Replied the worker.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"Airport time," Sang Victor as he and Lucario trotted inside the airport.

"We can only hope that Yoshi didn't try anything to keep us off the earliest flight."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"Driver, accelerate!" Said Luigi curtly as he turned to Mewtwo. "Do you think that we'll make it on time to the earliest flight?"

"Sure, we just need to force our way to the front of the lines," Chipped in Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"We need to contemplate our way in."

"Hah, I know!" Quipped Victor as he snapped his fingers, "There's an easy way to get us up front and help with our relationships with the rest of the teams!"

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"Okay, we've boarded, let's just wait and see what happens." Said Yoshi worriedly as he sat down.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"'Scuse me, kin we have four tickets to the earliest flight, ma'am?" Said Victor in a Texan-like Accent (Which happens to be where he was born).

"Um, yes." Said the Worker, who happened to be the worker that gave Yoshi tickets.

"…And when's the flight?" Asked Victor casually.

…

"1:30." Replied the worker.

"1:30?!?!" Yelled Victor.

"Um, yeah, the 12 PM flight's completely booked." The clerk said unsure.

"…Okay…" Said Victor weakly. "…Then I'll..have…1:30 tickets…"

Victor sadly walked over to where Lucario was sitting, with all their gear.

"Well?" Asked Lucario.

…

"Well, how do I say it?" Victor asked of himself. "…Um…the earliest flight…at 12 PM is booked…and I'm pretty sure that…Yoshi and Olimar are on that flight…"

"Well, not too bad, at least we'll be not far behind them, when's the next one?" Said Lucario.

"…1:30 AM." Said Victor bitterly.

…

"Oh. Crap."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"Whoa, look!" Said Luigi nervously, pointing ahead, "A team!"

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"Olimar! Just board the freaking plane!" Said Yoshi angrily as he pulled at Olimar for him to come.

"No! You saw what was in there!" He gasped.

"They were serving carrots," Said Yoshi lividly.

"They must've been Pikmin that were fried! You can't make me get in there!" Said a stricken Olimar, grabbing the ground for support.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Yes-a! We passed them-a up!" Whooped Luigi as he ran toward the ticket booth.

"…But they're still coming this way," Mused Mewtwo, "We need a distraction."

Mewtwo grabbed a kitchen knife and held it to Luigi's throat.

"Take a step closer," Hissed Mewtwo to the oncoming team, "And I'll kill Luigi here,"

Luigi panicked and began squirming. "Waah! You're-a mad!"

Victor shrugged. "Why would I care?"

Mewtwo killed Luigi.

"Ha ha! Now you have failed…see…because I killed…Luigi…and that…means…" Mewtwo realized the error of the plan. "Damnit."

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"Well," sighed Yoshi, relieved, "We're finally on the plane. What's with you?"

"Well…" began Olimar.

"Well?" asked Yoshi impatiently, checking his watch.

"Wel…" began Olimar.

"Well?!" demanded Yoshi, annoyed, staring right at Olimar.

"Well if I—" said Olimar quickly, getting annoyed.

"Well?!?" screamed Yoshi, his eyes bloodshot.

"WILL YOU LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES FOR ONCE?!?!" screamed Olimar, pulling a gun on Yoshi.

...

"You can be so mean to me sometimes," sulked Yoshi.

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Dramatic Pre-ad Music played. For no apparent reason.

Somewhere…

Fox was dog-paddling in a pool, with Falco nearby. Falco was getting a tan while reading a magazine.

"Uh-oh!" yelled Fox suddenly. "Help, Falco! I'm drowning!"

Fox began squirming like crazy inside the pool.

"Fox," said Falco in a restrained tone, "You're in an inch-deep pool. Your face is above the surface, and you're breathing normally. How could you be drowning?"

"Help!" screamed Fox as he batted the water around with his feet.

"You're faking it," scoffed Falco, cocky about his conclusion. "Faker."

"No, I'm not joking. I am drowning," replied Fox in a as-a-matter-of-factly tone of voice.

Fox smiled proudly at his own intellect

"Oh." noticed Falco, seeing that Fox was indeed drowning somehow. "Carry on then."

"I will," said Fox smugly. "Now then-"

Fox drowned so hard that he died.

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Samus and Leon
4th to Depart: 12:30 AM

"You must go to the local airport and fly to the Port Rogue Port. Once there, teams will be handed their next clue." Read Samus.

"Maybe we need to ally ourselves with a few teams," Said Leon wisely. "Then we can overtake those brats and the nerds!"

"Great idea." Boasted Samus as she jumped into a nearby taxi.

"Who would we be able to recruit, though." Thought Leon aloud. "Victor and Lucario are probably too sly and untrustworthy to ally, Dedede and Lucas are too annoying…We're trying to eliminate the Students and the Nerds, the mortal enemies may argue too much and bring us down by us waiting for them to catch up."

"That leaves the Newbie Villains, the Hocotatian Employees and the Renowned Racers." Said Samus as she slammed the taxi door shut.

Quinn and Kirby
5th To Depart: 12:37 AM

"What'd we do to have the dating couple hate us so much??" Said Quinn angrily.

"I dunno. Hey look, a coffee shop! Let's stop there." Said Kirby, pointing to the nearby newspaper stand.

"Kirby, we don't have time for this," Said Quinn impatiently, "…That's a newspaper stand! That's the coffee shop! Get your facts straight!"

They went inside the Coffee shop.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently on 12 AM flight

"Yes!" Cheered Luigi ecstatically, "We're on the-a first flight-a, and I-a only see one other team!"

"It's Yoshi and Olimar. I didn't think they were this far ahead of the others…" Thought Mewtwo to Luigi through Mind-messaging.

"Well anyway, the-a flight is-a taking off! And no Victor or Lucario." Said Luigi, still anxious that for once in an Amazing Race he might win his first leg ever.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Where'd Mewtwo's team go?" Asked Lucario suddenly, realizing the other two teams' absences.

"uhhh…Dunno." Shrugged Victor Sheepishly.

An announcement was heard.

"Attention, 12 'O Clock Flight To Rogue Port is now, Leaving." Chirped the announcer.

…

…

"That is all,"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed the Martial Artists.

"Our flight hadn't been cancelled after all!" Panicked Victor.

"Which means…"

Yoshi and Olimar
On 12:00 AM Flight

"…That they had the flight worker we had!" Said Yoshi joyfully, "What Luck!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Well, I decided to check a website about Rogue Port, since we're going there," Said Samus as she was surfing an info-traveling site on her Laptop she had with her, "That this town is filled with retired sailors, thieves, and Shady businessmen avoiding local authorities. Known as the town with the most muggers." She looked to her teammate. "We ought to be careful and make sure nothing gets stolen from us, because I think we're merely supposed to go through this town to a different one nearby."

"There's only a few I know of next to Rogue Port." Said Leon, thinking hard. "There's that Glitzville place, there's the other town nearby, Poshley Heights--- It could be any one of those places."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Frat Five!" Said Quinn quickly.

"We're not frats…" Said Kirby Clichéd like.

"I know," Sobbed Quinn.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"We lost our huge lead!" Said Victor, fuming, "And what's worse we're also down a rank!"

"We were hoodwinked…" Said Lucario, defeated.

"We were Hoodwinked!" Said Victor angrily.

"Eh, that what I said." Said Lucario, looking up from the carpet.

"…And we were what I said!" Said Victor.

"…Are you just taking my lines and reusing them?" Asked Lucario.

"Yes," Cried Victor.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

Samus randomly started stabbing Leon.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STABBING ME?!?!" Screamed Leon as his blood began flooding the taxi.

"I thought if we were too serious like Victor and Lucario, we'd lose our popularity!" Said Samus with a forceful grin.

"…Of one vote!!" Yelled Leon.

"Oh." Said Samus as she began drowning from all the blood that was coming out of Leon.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Lawyer Joke---"

"We're not Lawyers, either," Said Kirby impatiently.

…

"We suck," Said Quinn simply.

"Yeah, we're a sucky team." Said Kirby lamenting.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Let's blend in with society!" Said Victor sarcastically, "Let's start idoling our iphones!"

Everyone in the airport glared at Victor angrily.

"Uh…can we…have our tickets?" Asked Victor politely.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Why do birds fly?" Asked Samus.

"Because they can," Said Leon simply.

"No no, I mean HOW do they fly?" Asked Leon.

"To use what they have been given; wings." Replied Leon philosophically, responding to himself.

"I hate you Philosophers," Sobbed Samus.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"My coffee tastes like coffee!!" Said Quinn, smiling forcefully.

"…That makes no sense, Quinn." Said Kirby, backing away from the ferret.

"Neither one this does!" Said Quinn.

"Copying lines off of famous TSAR teams isn't going to help our case either." Replied Kirby.

"We suck," Sobbed Quinn.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Finally at the airport," Said Leon lamenting.

"Good, and before the students as well," Said Samus. "I think they had a mental breakdown due to the fact that they're a sucky team."

Luigi and Mewtwo
On Plane to Rogue Port

"How did you get 6 green cards?" Asked Luigi furiously, "When I only have 2?"

"Talent," Boasted Mewtwo as he collected his 6th Green card on Apples to Apples.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"We have our Tickets and we're already seated," Commented Victor sullenly. "And the plane doesn't take off 'till 1:30 AM."

"What time is it now?" Asked Lucario glumly.

Victor glanced at his watch that wasn't even on his wrist 5 seconds ago and this long sentence isn't to boost the word count replied,

"Its…1:12 AM right now," Said Victor, sighing.

"I bet the two teams that have left the hotel are almost here by now." Said Lucario ominously.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Agh! A line to get tickets! A line to drop off luggage! I bet there'll be a line to get on the plane!" Griped Leon.

"Whatever."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Lol omg i m so excited that wii r going 2 th3 airpourt!!1 My Best LOL frinend goz there WTF LOL" WTF OLOL1

"Okay…" Said Kirby as he began backing away from Quinn.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Move it, pal!" Growled Leon as he shoved people out of his way.

"I will get my revenge!" Yelled a random person (Omg, random person from my Fic Stranger Danger has made a cameo appearance! Doesn't it make you want to tell ALL your Fanfiction-registered Friends about this story? Doesn't it?).

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Okay, let's go!" Said Quinn argumentatively.

"What the heck?" Said Kirby.

"Are you arguing with me?!?" Said Quinn growling.

"No, It's just that---"

"Quit arguing with me!! You're hurting my feelings!" Said Quinn, who was having a very major mood-swing.

…

Something came to Kirby.

"Hey, uh, Quinn?" Asked the puffball.

"Yes?" Asked Quinn, holding a chainsaw daintily.

"? What the…? Anyways, You, uh, ferrets and weasels are usually hyperactive and energetic when awake, right? 'Cuz you guys are asleep around 18 hours a day…"

"Right!" Said Quinn, sobbing.

"…And we had coffee, when we left the hotel…"

"I can't see what you're getting at," Said Quinn as he began to do the weasel war Dance.

"…So if a ferret was to drink coffee, they're extremely hyper!" Said Kirby panicking. "You shouldn't've had those 12 cups of coffee!!"

"That's not a word," Corrected Quinn as he clucked a few times.

"What have we done???" Cried Kirby. "You're going to be bouncing off the walls all day today!!"

Quinn was running up a wall literally.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Agh, those twerpy students are going to be here any minute now!" Snarled Leon angrily.

"They're Above-level students, they'll probably devise a cunning plan or something to outwit us!" Panicked Samus.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Making a kissing booth to rip people off isn't going to help us get first place this leg!" Said Kirby angrily.

"Darn…" Said Quinn.

"Let's go inside." Said Kirby as he dragged Quinn behind him.

Once inside, Kirby hatched a plan.

"Sir? Could you help us get to the front of this ticket line? My uh, pet and me…are headed to a town, and we need money for tickets and we need to get to our plane as quick as we can so we can get an employment at a cleaner's store and if we don't hurry we'll lose the employment, our food, our homes, our stocks, everything!"

…

"Despite how cheesy that sounds," Replied the businessman, "…I'll help you two."

"YE—I mean, thank you, kind sir." Said Kirby.

The man only let Kirby cut in front of him.

And the man was second-last in the line.

"Darnit!" Said Kirby angrily.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"We're waaal-kin' to the aiiii-irplane, we're waaal-kin' to the aiiii-irplane!" Sang Samus psychotically.

Everyone that was in a 10-mile radius from her backed away five miles.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Why is everyone backing away? Ah, well, we're first in line, I guess!" Said Kirby happily as he ran toward the ticket booth two miles away.

"Man, we were in a long line!" Gasped Kirby who was breathing heavily after running three feet.

…

"I floated most of the time in my games, okay??" Said Kirby as he saw Quinn staring at him.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 4th Place

"Finally inside the plane," Muttered Leon.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Okay, we need two tickets to the earliest flight to Rogue Port, please!" Said Kirby as he climbed up to the desk to be seen because he was so small.

He snatched the tickets and ran off to the correct plane.

Samus and Leon
On 1:30 AM Flight

"Is it…YES!!! It is! Pack leaders Victor and Lucario! Ha ha, we finally caught up to them!" Said Leon, slapping his leg with glee.

"I think I heard that they're awesome racers, and so far they haven't gotten lower than 4th Place so far," Said Samus cautiously.

"Maybe we can convince them to ally with us," Said Leon, who quieted himself after hearing what Samus said.

Victor was unaware that he and Lucario were the talk further down the plane.

The alligator glanced at his watch edgily.

"It's 1:27," He said shakily. "And not a single team has shown up on the plane."

"It's done and done," Said Lucario shrugging, "I doubt any team can make here in three, no, two and a half minutes."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Wow…" Said Kirby. "We're not far from the plane now, I took a map from that guy who was giving them away for free!!"

"Kirby," Said Quinn, who even in his giga-hyper mode, realized Kirby's stupidity, "That guy…was selling them. For money. So you Stole---"

The ferret turned to see two policemen headed their way, one even pointed at Kirby.

"RUN!!!" Screamed Kirby as he dashed his way to the Plane.

Kirby saw a clock as he was running by a crowd of people, and saw that the time was 1:28.

Kirby looked at the tickets. 1:30.

Kirby continued running.

Kirby did a double take.

!!!

Victor and Lucario
On 1:30 Flight

Victor went up from his seat to go to the restroom.

On his way there, he spotted Samus and Leon reading violent novels.

He sprinted to the restroom, only this time; he didn't need to go to the bathroom.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place

"Hey! Look! Our plane!" Yelled Kirby as he ran up the ladder/stairs to the airplane's entrance.

That's weird, Thought Kirby. It's as if the stairs are being pulled back!

Kirby looked down.

He had run up all the steps, unfortunately, and two people were pulling the mobile steps away from the plane as Kirby and Quinn had begun bounding up the very same steps.

He fell onto the solid concrete with a sickening thud.

In the Plane…

Victor finished retching, and looked up from the sink. He saw Kirby and Quinn, bruised and with a broken bone or two, trying to get inside the plane.

He stood there, transfixed at seeing this far-behind team finally had caught up to them.

Samus and Leon
In their Seats

"Wait…where's Victor?" Asked Samus.

Victor darted by them, and was headed for his seat.

"I guess my Question was answered," The female said as she shrugged.

Lucario

"Lucario! Lucario!" Said Victor impatiently.

"What?!" Asked Lucario as he shot up off his seat from where he was napping.

"I saw…I saw…" Stuttered Victor.

"Who? Ness and that…2-d thing?" Asked Lucario.

"No…"

"Samus and Leon?"

"NO!!! Quinn and Kirby!" Said Victor furiously, "They've caught up to us again! Even when we ditched them back at the Toy Box!"

"Wow, really? Nothing we can do, then." Shrugged Lucario.

Quinn and Kirby proudly (But bruised badly) took their seats on the currently-moving airplane.

"We're still in it after all!" Said Kirby happily as he buckled himself in.

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" Said Quinn randomly.

"We never were in Kansas," Said Kirby as he slapped Quinn 14 times.

"Most of the teams are now making their way to Rogue Port!" Said Master Hand, "Teams Mewtwo and Luigi, and Yoshi and Olimar are on the 12 'O Clock flight, and will land at 1:35 AM. Teams Victor and Lucario, Samus and Leon, and Quinn and Kirby are on the 1:30 AM Flight, and will land prior to 2:05 AM!

"Team Game & Watch and Ness will depart from the hotel at 2:24 AM!" Finished Master Hand, pointing that out to help you all know.

1st Flight
Landed at 1:35 AM

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"Teams must now Head to the western side of Rogue Port. Once in the main square of the Western side, teams will find their next clue!" Read Mewtwo aloud.

"Grab our bags," Said Mewtwo, "We're not losing this lead." Mewtwo sniffed as he turned around and saw Yoshi and Olimar trying to get through security, but with little success.

"I'm-a hurrying!" Said Luigi as he carried all their bags.

Mewtwo merely carried his passport, his favorite book, and the past clues they were given throughout this Leg.

"So what happened to Victor and Lucario? They were the only other team that I really showed an expression of liking towards to…" Mused Mewtwo.

"You-a killed me to-a keep them from-a buying tickets!" Fumed Luigi at the horrible memory.

"Ah, yes, good times," Laughed Mewtwo.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"Why, Yoshi, why? Why are you gay?" Asked Olimar.

"What the-? How did you- I-Imean, Where'd you get that dumb idea?!?" Chuckled Yoshi nervously.

"I just felt like saying that," Said Olimar as he shrugged.

"Oh." Said Yoshi, who had been sweating bullets for, I guess no reason, "Okay."

…

"Yoshi?" Asked Olimar.

"What is it?" Snapped Yoshi impatiently.

"What is your problem, man?" Huffed Olimar.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"Ahead of the Employee guys!" Said Luigi as he slammed the car door shut.

"Hmmm…I sense that Yoshi is in major stress…this is good." Thought Mewtwo aloud.

"Maybe he's-a arguing with-a Olimar?" Asked Luigi curiously.

"Don't worry, I can always kill them with my psychic powers," Lamented Mewtwo.

"Really?" asked Luigi uncomfortably.

Mewtwo killed him.

Using psychic powers.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"This is stupid," Complained Yoshi to the camera, "First we're havin' a winning streak, then everyone assumes I'm gay!"

The cameraman backed away five feet from Yoshi a few seconds later.

Yoshi sobbed.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We're-a at the western Square," Said Luigi, smirking.

"…And I'm Sakurai!" Said Sakurai, popping out of nowhere.

"WHAT THE-" Screamed Luigi as he stopped the car instantly.

"Why is Sakurai in our taxi?" Asked Mewtwo, bored.

"How should I know??" Reprimanded Luigi.

"Where are my pwnful characters, man?" Asked Sakurai, sneering.

"Who?" Sighed Mewtwo dejectedly.

Sakurai cursed under his breath and walked off.

"O..kayyy…" Said Luigi, who was clearly confused.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"This is bad for us," Stated Yoshi as he made an illegal U-Turn and got on the right road, "Team Mewtwo and Luigi are probably already there at the Western side of town, and we're only 1 mile away from the local airport!"

"Well," Said Olimar optimistically, "At least the western side of Rogue Port is only 3 miles away from here!"

Olimar grinned happily and laid back in his chair and closed his eyes, unaware that Yoshi was about to choke him.

…

Yoshi realized that that was impossible, because Olimar's neck was protected by his space suit.

Yoshi began sobbing as he bumped into another car and attempted a hit-and-run.

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"Alright, kids, who's birthday is it??" Asked Squirtle.

"Ooo! Mine! Mine!" Shrieked one kid as he jumped up and down.

"Good," Chuckled Squirtle, "Good. What do you want for Christmas?"

"…I thought it was my birthday…" Said the kid suspiciously.

"Oh, uh, it is, it is." Laughed Squirtle. "Here's your present."

He turned on a small TV. Teletubbies was on.

"NUUUUUEZ!!!1" Screamed the kid as he died from the horrible acting of the show.

The overall moral: Millions of kids die each year through Teletubbies; don't be the next one. Live above the influence!

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Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"I-a found the-a cluebox!" Whooped Luigi as he jumped up and down, motioning for Mewtwo to come over to where the green plumber was.

"Oh joy," Said Mewtwo sarcastically as he glided over through telekinesis.

"What?"

"Nothing, this is just exciting that we're in first!" Said Mewtwo in a high-pitched annoying voice.

"I know!" Said Luigi happily. "Doesn't it make you wanna scream?"

"Ooohhh yes," Growled Mewtwo shakily while gritting his teeth.

Pre-Leg Interview

"I hope Luigi soon realizes how annoying he is before I kill him." Said Mewtwo Dejectedly.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

The two Hocotate Employees drove in silence.

"You know that you're—" Started Olimar before he was interrupted by a Forceful Yoshi,

"NO TALKING!!! We're winnin' this Leg!"

Yoshi didn't realize until it was too late that he made a wrong turn.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"The clue reads as follows: Teams must now make their way to the local train station and order tickets to the earliest train-ride to Poshley Heights, a Town that is filled with rich aristocrats and Lawyers! Once they leave the train station there, teams will find their next clue!" read Mewtwo. The feline glanced further down on the clue, which listed the times: 'Early Ride at 2:00, Middle ride at 3:00, and the Last ride at 4:45 AM.'

"Get In the car! Quick!" Said Mewtwo suddenly, opening the taxi door.

"Good-a thing we-a didn't let our taxi driver drive away when we first got here," Smirked Luigi as he got inside the taxi.

"What time is it?" Asked Mewtwo anxiously.

"It's-a…" Luigi stopped to look at the clock installed inside the taxi. "…-a 1:46 AM!"

"Good." Sighed Mewtwo with relief. "We must make it to the first Train ride, or we'll be stuck with the other few pack leaders."

Surely enough, two minutes Later…

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're FINALLY here," Lamented Yoshi as he hopped out of the Taxi.

"Where's the clue box?" Asked Olimar to himself as he and his Pikmin stumbled over to the flower garden.

Pikmin loved to be near flowers as often as possible. Olimar used gardens as spots to get away from civilization and think.

"Maybe…someone nearby…holds the clues?" Mused Olimar aloud.

"No…" Started Yoshi as he opened the clue up, "It says 'Teams will find their next clue there'. So, In other words, it's hidden somewhere in this western square of this old town."

They searched some more.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Ordering Train Tickets

"We're-a so far ahead of-a half the teams!" Said Luigi joyfully.

"Yoshi and Olimar may be here any minute." Stated Mewtwo as he moved when the ticket-line moved up.

Mewtwo cautiously looked at the train-station clock.

1:49.

Good.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"Uh…where the heck is the cluebox??" Asked Yoshi as he backed up out of the garden next to the water fountain and looked around the square.

The gardener had moved the clue box so he could fix up the garden correctly, because the clue box had been in the garden. Now it was right next to the bench. Which was twenty feet away from the very small garden.

"Man, this is boring…" Yoshi sighed and sat down on the cold hard floor (The Square was cemented blocks put together. If you've played Paper Mario: TTYD, you'll know what "Rogue Port" Looks like).

Mewtwo and Luigi
New Villains

"We-a have our-a tickets!" Said Luigi, holding them up.

"…And it's 1:53. Well done so far." Thought Mewtwo telepathically.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're blowing this," Growled Yoshi. "We're winning another leg, and nothing is going to stop us!"

The dinosaur jumped up and Began searching harder than before, pumped with adrenaline to win.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Boarding the Train

"Boarding now." Thought Mewtwo thoughtfully.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"I found it!" Yelled Yoshi as he ran up to Olimar with the next clue.

"Read it Read it!" Sang Olimar.

"Teams must now make their way to the local train station and order tickets to the earliest train-ride to Poshley Heights, a Town that is…"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We're on the train and it's 1:56. They are preparing, the train workers, am I right?" Questioned Mewtwo.

"I think." Replied one man.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"I can't believe that we let our taxi go," Whined Yoshi, "We should've thought ahead!"

"Taxi!" Yelled Olimar. "Ah, well, let's run to the Train Station. It's only a couple hundred yards north from here, I think."

Both started jogging up the north pathway, which lead to the Train "Excess Express".

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"Yes, it's almost departure time!" Grinned Mewtwo as he happily stared at the clock.

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

"We'll make it to the Top 5! Possibly the Final 3!" Said Yoshi, thinking of the pace they were running and the High Rankings in all its glory.

"Nearly there!" Claimed Olimar as he dashed up behind Yoshi.

They were 10 yards away from the station and counting.

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"Come out with your hands up!" Yelled a policeman behind four police cars with a mega phone.

"I don't have hands!!" Yelled Meta-Knight, who was holding four bags filled with money.

"Well, uh, come out, with your…stubs?"

"Okay!" Said Jigglypuff relenting.

She put down the money bag and stood in front of the police man.

"Awww," Said The Man, "You're so cute and innocent I bet you had nothing to do with the robbery!"

Jigglypuff chirped happily as she was petted.

Meta-Knight did exactly what Jigglypuff had done.

"You're under arrest!" Hollered the policeman as he hand-cuffed Meta-Knight's…nubs?

"What The f-"

"He made me do this," Sobbed Jigglypuff faking, "He threatened to kill me!"

"You get 30 more years of jail, mister!" Growled one man.

"But she's-"

"13 more!!"

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Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're here!" Both shouted at the same time as the Hocotatian Employees rushed to the ordering desk.

"Two tickets to the "2:00 AM" Flight, miss!" Breathed Olimar as he climbed up to the desk to be seen.

They waited as their tickets were being created.

"Here are two tickets to the 2:00 AM Train Ride. The departure is in two minutes so I sug—"

Yoshi had grabbed the tickets and made a run for it to the Station's ONLY train, "Excess Express."

Once they had reached the train, Yoshi banged on the door to the passenger's rooms.

A toad in a uniform opened it, and stared at the pair.

"Wow, you two runnin' late? If so, come inside quickly. We're departing in…one an' a half minutes."

Yoshi and Olimar thanked the toad, and they headed for their room.

"Teams Mewtwo and Luigi & Yoshi and Olimar are on the earliest ride, which is the 2:00 AM ride. They will arrive at "Poshley Heights" at 4:00 am." Explained Master Hand.

"Teams Kirby and Quinn, Victor and Lucario, & Samus and Leon will arrive at Rogue Port in five minutes from now! Right now it is…2:00!" The hand explained so the viewers would understand the whole concept.

"…And finally, Ness and Game & Watch will depart from the Hotel at…2:24 AM."

2nd Flight
Landed at: 2:05 am

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Yes! First out!" Cheered Kirby as he ran out from the tunnel that leads from the airplane to the inside of the airport.

As Quinn (Who was still loaded from all of the coffee) sped by, Kirby stopped and stared at the exit of the tunnel.

He thought of something.

"Excuse me!" Said Kirby as he tugged an officer's sleeve, "There's a scuffle down that tunnel! I was told to tell an official to stop anyone from leaving that tunnel!"

The officer, not really having anything to do, ran inside the tunnel and proceeded to blocking the exit.

YES! Thought Kirby excitedly, we may beat those rag-bag teams after all!

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Run run run run run!" Repeated Victor as he and Lucario as they both ran down the long tunnel that lead to the airport.

They halted as they saw a Policeman coming.

"Stop there, No-one is to leave this plane!" Ordered the officer threateningly.

"Huh?" Stuttered Victor as he backed away slowly.

Lucario said quickly, "I think Kirby and his friend are behind this. Possibly."

"Find another way out, quick!" Whispered Victor as he ran back inside the plane.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

Samus and Leon grabbed their nags and proceeded to walk out of the plane when Victor and Lucario ran into them again.

"None of the passengers can exit the plane; an officer has blocked what may be the only exit." Explained Lucario to the other team.

"…Then we'll find a way out," Hissed Leon.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Yee-ha! We're already outside!" Cheered Kirby as he dragged his suitcase outside.

Quinn stumbled out with a multitude of food.

When Quinn realized that Kirby was looking at him strangely, he added,

"I have an extremely fast metabolism rate, okay?!?"

…

"Let's just get a taxi," Exclaimed Kirby as he attempted to flag down a taxi.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"There. Through that window." Said Victor quietly as he pointed toward the fairly large window.

Lucario beckoned to Samus and Leon as Victor opened the window.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

Kirby threw his suitcase into the trunk of the taxi and hopped in.

"Easy pickings for the high-rankers!" Said Kirby as he buckled up.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

Victor caught the bags one by one as they fell from the planes' inside.

Once they were all down there, Lucario Samus and Leon came down the rope one by one.

As Leon, the final one to go down, was about half-way down, Victor and Lucario bolted away with their Luggage. Including the daters'.

Leon snarled death threats at the Martial Artists as he hit the ground.

Victor had cleverly thrown the bags in random directions, taken out the passports and given them away to random people on the street.

They had been outfoxed. By the Fox.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Do you think that was wise of us?" Asked Lucario, raising an eyebrow.

"Of course, they'll be so busy getting their luggage together again, that they'll end up with the other Dead-last teams!" Said Victor Cockily.

"Well, anyways, let's quickly flag a taxi down before we're caught."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Ho ho! I think we're nearly at that place we need to be at, ya know, the Western Square of Rogue Port?" Reminded Quinn as he clucked a few times.

"Yes, I know." Replied Kirby, undaunted.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Look, I really don't want to see those two ever again, and if we want to accomplish that, let's ditch them. Now. As fast as we can." Said Lucario shakily.

"Fine fine," Started Victor, raising a claw to signify to be quiet as he thought. "Let's just get a taxi for starters."

"TAXI!!!" Lucario started to yell.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"Damn them," Leon started up again for the third time about how they were tricked. "Damn them. They outfoxed us! How could we trust them?"

"How odd…" Muttered Samus.

"What??" Asked Leon impatiently.

"Its just that…you used the term 'Outfoxed'…" Began Samus, but she hesitated.

"Go on…"

"…And…and that's Victor's…last name. "Fox."…" Choked out Samus.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

Quinn was looking out the window, humming to himself when all of a sudden, he yelled,

"STOP!!!" The car came to a screeching halt, and Quinn jumped out of the car and stood in front of a Candy stand.

"CANDY!!1" Screamed Quinn as he got out 50 bucks.

"Quinn!" Growled Kirby angrily as he hopped out of the car and got beside Quinn, "You're wasting our time! …There's a Candy shop over here that's cheaper!"

They headed inside the cheaper candy Shop.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Do you get the feeling that we may run into trouble soon?" Asked Victor.

"…No. Why'd you even ask that?" Retorted Lucario.

"To build word count."

They sat in silence.

"Hey!" Snapped Victor, "That's Kirby and Quinn!"

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Lookie," Sneered Quinn, "It's…um…Victor and Lucario!! Should we go after them??"

"Nah. This food isn't worth wasting," Smirked Kirby as he downed three burgers at once.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"That was…weird." Commented Victor. "It looked like Quinn was intoxicated or something. Did they stop racing just to eat?"

"Oh, well, at least we're one rank higher!" Exclaimed Lucario.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
6th To Depart: 2:24 AM

"Oh my gosh…" Commented Ness as he grabbed his backpack and put it on his back, "It feels like it's been forever since we've been out of that hotel!"

"Yeah, really…" Translated the translator.

The translator then said, "I quit this job, It's boring, and frankly, you guys suck at this. Good…BYE!!!"

She took the taxi they had pre-ordered and drove off.

"Well that sucks…" Started Ness before he trailed off and stared at G&W. He realized the problem.

Ness now would have no idea what his partner would be saying.

"Uh-oh."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"I feel so full right now I could cry…" Whimpered Kirby as he exited the Candy Shop very sluggish.

"OMG I m so uhfraid that we will fayul thys leg I m Scard I cud cry" Said Quinn.

"We already went over this---Copying other famous teams gets where?"

"Down the drain in popularity," Cried Quinn.

…

"I can do a dance!" Grinned Quinn whom was having a major mood swing.

He began the Weasel War dance.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Oh look, the clue box!" Said Victor as he parked the car directly in front of the clue box.

…

"Wait, No!" Screamed Victor. "I'm not old enough to drive!"

Victor had a mental breakdown.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"Wow, we got a good taxi driver--- He's a fast driver." Commented Ness as he relaxed a bit more.

Mr. G&W beeped a few beeps of improvement.

"Whoops—Forgot you couldn't talk! Isn't that weird how I Already forgot?? Anways, I think we'll do great this leg and…" Ness continued talking for the entirety of the car ride, but you don't want to hear it, do you?

They edited it out due to time restraints.

'Cuz I mean, this is a double-length leg, you guys know that, right?

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"Well, I found all my bags." Said Leon, holding up his three bags triumphantly.

He opened them grinning.

He realized that they had been emptied.

Life is cruel, isn't it? :jig:

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Urrrp…Don't feel…so good…" Mumbled Kirby as he felt sicker and sicker.

"I can always cook yer if'n the supply o' food runs low, yarrr!!!" Chuckled Quinn wolfishly.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Right, the clue's extremely straight forward--- we simply order the tickets to the earliest train ride to Poshley Heights!" Said Victor cunningly.

They hopped back into the stolen (Wait, what?) taxi and drove off to the Train station.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"You're not helping Quinn," Added Kirby as he hurled for the fourth time as he saw Quinn eat Candy intestines which he got from the Candy Store.

"Abs don't grow for nothing!" Snuffed Quinn as he continued to make up made-up words.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"I finally got all my stuff." Said Leon sulking as he put down the three bags.

Which DEFINITELY had his stuff in them. Trust me, he made sure.

"Fourteen more to go." Stated Samus as she grabbed another one.

"Samus," Said Leon, "How many bags did you bring?"

"That's hard to tell," Replied Samus, "I always have trouble counting that high."

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

Ness stood in line for tickets as he saw Meta Knight run by with two bags of money in his…nubs.

"Hi Meta Knight!" Said Ness cheerfully.

"Huh?" Grunted Meta-Knight as he looked towards Ness.

This distracted him, and ultimately kept him from getting away from the policemen.

"Good job son," Commented one officer as he patted Ness on the head, "Anything you want? A ball? Early ticket? Baseball bat?"

"BASEBALL BAT!!!" Screamed Ness excitedly.

"Ness you moron!!!" Screamed G&W, who realized that Ness couldn't understand him. "We could've gotten a free ticket!"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Great! We're first in line!" Hummed Victor as he skipped to the front of the line.

"No cutting!" Whined one person.

"Damn you, random person!" Cursed Victor as he stalked to the back of the line.

Lucario had been in a different line, and had gotten two tickets.

"Two tickets," began Lucario, "To the 3:00 AM ride to Poshley Heights!!!"

"Perfect!!" He turned to the clock. "2:41, right now."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Man, how long does driving three miles take?" Whined Kirby as he sipped more hot chocolate.

"Apparently nine minutes!" Laughed Quinn.

…

"Wait. Why am I laughing?!?"

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"We'll be stuck with the last-placer teams if we don't start moving soon!!" Warned Leon as he and Samus tried to catch a taxi.

"I'm just glad we got most of our stuff back."

They both remembered something.

"AAHHHHHH!!! I forgot, they'd taken our money!!!" Hollered Leon.

"I guess we can start begging…" Said Samus sheepishly.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"Wow! I got a real life, bat!" Said Ness, petting the inanimate object.

"That's…very disturbing Ness, let's go now…" Beeped Mr. Game & Watch as he beckoned the kid with a 2-d hand and walked off side-stepping.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Oh-kay, foundy the clue-ey-ay!" Sang Quinn as he held up the clue.

Kirby snatched it and opened it, cleared his throat, and began reading,

"Teams must now make their way to the local train station and order tickets to the earliest train-ride to Poshley Heights, a Town that is filled with rich aristocrats and Lawyers! Once they leave the train station there, teams will find their next clue! 'Kay. The times are listed as well below. 'Early Ride at 2:00, Middle ride at 3:00, and the Last ride at 4:45 AM.'"

Kirby scratched his face, showing he was in deep thought. "Hmmm…Maybe…the teams who had been on the first flight here…were on the 2:00 ride?"

"And that means…" Started Quinn, "…That we get tacos at 3:30!"

"It's as if you read my thoughts," Replied Kirby happily.

Quinn did a dance and clucked a few times.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

Samus jumped on top of a civilian, screaming, "Give us money or I'll kill you!"

"AHHH!!! Take it, just take it all!" The man threw all his money as he ran away.

"Man," Sighed Samus, "Why is there no-one else to threaten?"

Everyone had run away to avoid being mugged in a weird way.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"It's 2:46 right now." Moaned Game & Watch.

He thought about the problem.

He ordered tickets to the earliest flight to Rogue Port that was possible.

G&W had paid the money. He got accepted and got two tickets.

The only problem was this: The tickets were for a flight that was at 3:30 am.

That was almost an hour from then. Also, the three remaining teams at the hotel would already be out by then. To make matters even worse, that meant his team would have a very high chance of being eliminated.

See the picture, here?

"What can I do?" Groaned the 2-d figure as he put a hand over his flat face. "We're goners."

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Well, since it's 2:47 right now, and there's only three departure times, I guess we'll take the '3:00' time, then. It says that the Train station is only a few hundred yards from here. Let's run over there." Explained Kirby.

"Good idea, wise men!" Chuckled Quinn indignantly.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"Dang. We only got enough money for one taxi ride!" Said Samus angrily.

"…Then let's use it when we really need it!" Said Leon impatiently.

"Which would be…when?" Asked Samus.

"Now," Replied Leon as he attempted to catch a taxi.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"Nothing to do but wait," Sighed G&W dejectedly.

He stared intently at the clock.

Still 2:49.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Are we therrrre yeeeeet?" Whined Kirby as he dragged himself toward the train station.

He had only run three feet.

"Damn you, gravity!"

Samus and Leon
Dating

"Why does no-one want to give us a ride?" Asked Samus furiously as she vented her anger on a passing car.

As Leon watched it blow up into a thousand pieces, he said,

"That's why."

Quinn and Kirby
Students

Kirby sauntered inside the station and got in line for tickets.

He casually glanced at the clock and gasped,

"2:54? That's unfathomable! It was 2:53 one minute ago! That clock must be off!!"

Everyone in the station stared at him.

Samus and Leon
Currently inside a taxi

"Okay, the clue said the western side of town, in the square." Said Samus as she sped up 15 more miles in a 10-mile zone.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds

2:55? "Almost time, I guess." G&W looked at the ticket again. "Ohhh, it says 3:30, not 3:00!" He realized something. "Dammit!"

Quinn and Kirby
Ordering Train tickets

"Yes I got tickets!" Whooped Kirby as he and his fellow student sprinted for the train.

"We're on the second ride!!" Commented Quinn sadly. Then he also angrily added, "That means we're not getting tacos!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in 5th Place

"The clue box." Said Samus as she swerved the car erratically to a halt.

Leon ripped the clue open and read.

"Blah blah, we try to get train tickets," Read Leon schizophrenically.

They ran to the Train station because they had used their only taxi ride they had left.

Victor and Lucario
On 3:00 Train ride

"Wow, already 2:57? Awesome!" Said Victor ecstatic.

"Hopefully Samus and Leon don't make it to this train ride," Lucario duly noted.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch

"This is hopeless," Said G&W in a bad tone, "It's only 2:58. No body cares!"

Samus and Leon
Daters

"AHHH!!" Screamed Leon, "It's 2:58, we're not going to make it!"

"Leon, we're two feet away from being inside the station," Said Samus bitterly.

"Oh."

They ran up to the desk, breathless.

"Can we-"

"Too late."

"NUUUEZ!!!1" Screamed Leon hysterically.

"Most teams have a ride to Poshley Heights!" Explained Master Hand once again; "Teams Victor and Lucario & Quinn and Kirby are on the second ride at 3:00 Am to Poshley Heights! Their train will reach the town at 5:00!

"Team Ness and Mr. G&W are waiting for the next plane ride to Rogue Port while Samus and Leon must wait for the final train ride to Poshley Heights. G&W's plane will take off at 3:30 Am, and Samus' train departs from Rogue Port at 4:45 Am."

A few minutes later…

King Dedede and Lucas
7th To Depart: 3:11 Am

"Oh my gosh, we're finally out!" Said Lucas excited as he ran out to a pre-ordered taxi with his luggage in hand.

"Maybe…we'll win a sweepstakes along the way?" Said Dedede.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Asked Lucas timidly.

"Nothing." Dedede shuffled his feet. "Not involving drugs sweepstakes."

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Waiting for last Flight

"We're doing horribly this leg. But we'll make up for it next leg. Next…leg…" Muttered G&W to the camera.

"…If we can avoid being eliminated!" Said Ness grinning stupidly.

"Bad boy." Hissed G&W as he whipped Ness 14 times with a spiked whip.

The cameraman backed away, then started into a run.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th Place

"Let's pre-order our tickets." Said Lucas thoughtfully.

Dedede stared at his pet cat.

…

…

"Ahem…" Coughed Lucas lightly.

Dedede stared at him. "Can I…" Lucas began. "Could I…see your phone…"

"Why?" Asked Dedede smiling dumbly.

"Because…because…because—"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE!!!" Laughed Dedede.

"Yes," Admitted Lucas as he sobbed.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"Why is it we're always last?" Asked Ness as he stood up with an angry expression. "I think we should be better about stuff like this!"

"Yeah," Agreed one guy as he stood up alongside Ness, "I am always late to everything!"

"Hmmm…me too." Said a random person.

"Me as well."

"Me too."

Soon, everyone in the whole airport watched Ness as he made a speech.

"We the people, are always late to everything! We need to fix something that has nagged us for years, but we must do it from now on folks to be on time--- we must…Set our alarm clocks!"

Everyone gasped.

Snake and Pikachu
8th to Depart: 3:19 Am

"We're out!" Barked Pikachu as he ran at full speed to a taxi that was sitting in front of the hotel conveniently. "Move move move move move!!!"

"Are we done appealing the natives?" Asked Snake as he was choking a man. "I'll let you off this time," Growled Snake in the man's ear, "But next time, I won't be so easy on you!"

"You were going hard on me to begin with! You said so!" Said the man angrily.

"Well um uh…shut up."

R.O.B. and Falcon
Last to Depart: 3:19 Am

"Okay," Said R.O.B. as he finished reading the cliff notes for the three-sentenced clue, "We need to go buy tickets at the local airport!" R.O.B. then glared at Falcon. "Let me guess, you don't even care about this whole affair."

"…As long as there are tacos!" Said Falcon, grinning stupidly.

"Who cares about tacos at this time of day?" Asked R.O.B. angrily.

Quinn and Kirby
Conveniently…

"Oh boy!" Said Quinn, "Taco time!"

He stuffed 14 tacos down his mouth at once.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th Place

"We're almost to the airport," Warned Lucas as he held his bags tightly.

"Time to impress my fans," Said Dedede suavely, and he proceeded to spray himself with some women's lotion.

"Fans?" Asked Lucas, dumbstruck.

As the two Party-loving racers stepped out of their taxi, thousands of Dedede fans swarmed the fat penguin.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Man Falcon, this is a record, even for you: Three speeding tickets, and a proclaimed citizen's arrest!" Said R.O.B. furiously.

"Thanks, I've tried hard to beat that record!"

R.O.B. slapped the captain with a bomb-omb.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"It's 3:23, Snake, hurry!" Snapped Pikachu stricken.

Snake slammed the acceleration-pedal down as hard as he could.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently Ordering tickets

"Two tickets to Rogue Port, please…" Said Lucas.

"You're a kid," Said the adult worker suspiciously.

"…And you're 21. Am I saying anything about it?"

…

The worker gave him two free tickets.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Driver, pass that taxi!" Ordered R.O.B.

"Whatever."

They accelerated 3 mph.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"Whoa, It's another taxi!" Commented Pikachu nervously. "I…I think it's the other team! Driver, accelerate!"

The driver sped up.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Falcon…" Sniffed R.O.B. "There's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time…"

Falcon grinned.

"You're an Idiot."

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"Yes! The other taxi didn't overcome us!" Cheered Pikachu as he and Snake ran inside the bustling Airport.

"Yes…It didn't. Too bad it was suspiciously…not blown up by a C4."

"There's no time for pointless comments, Snake." Said Pikachu livid.

"Apparently there is…because I said one…" Said Snake Suspiciously.

"What did you do!?!" Screamed Pikachu as he backed away slowly.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Look! There they are!" Said R.O.B. in his metallic voice. "We can outrun them!!"

"Yess!"

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"Ahhh! The other team! We were too busy talking, that the got a big gain on us!! Run, Snake!!!" Yelled Pikachu as they were almost caught up to. The rat began sprinting.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Renowned Racers

"We're about to surpass them!" Cackled R.O.B. evilly.

"Wow!" Commented Falcon, "You're evil?"

"Yes," Began R.O.B. as he force-fed Falcon a Goomba, "Yes I am."

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"I will-a kill you, Bowser!" Said Mario Dryly.

"Graaarrrrr!!! You'll never get the princess back! Unless…unless…you name the answer to the square root of five!"

"NUUUEZ!!!" Screamed Mario. "Luigi's the-a smart one! I'm-a the strong one!"

"…Then I get to marry her if you answer wrong!!" Said Bowser craftily.

"Deal!" Agreed Mario.

Boy, was he stupid! Thought Bowser happily.

…

"What's the answer?"

"2," Said Mario confidently.

"Wrongo! It's…um…6! Haha, I win!!"

"NUUUEZ!!1"

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"All teams now have a transportation somewhere!" Said Master Hand over-enthusiastically. "Teams Mewtwo and Luigi & Yoshi and Olimar are on a train ride straight to Poshley Heights, and will arrive at the rich town at 4am. Teams Victor and Lucario & Quinn and Kirby are on a train ride to Poshley Heights as well; they will arrive at 5:00am.

"Team Samus and Leon are currently waiting for the last train ride to Poshley heights! It departs at 4:45am. While teams Ness and Game & Watch, King Dedede and Lucas, Falcon and R.O.B. & Snake and Pikachu are on the 3:30am Flight, which is the last Plane ride to Rogue Port. They must catch the 4:45am Train before it leaves, or they will have to wait 24 hours before the next ride!"

"It is currently…3:32am. The final plane ride will land at 4:05am, in Rogue Port. Also arriving at a destination is the first Train ride to Poshley Heights, arriving at 4am!"

1st Train Ride
Arrived at: 4:00am

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"We're in first again!" Said Yoshi speedily as he ran up to the clue box nearby, and he proceeded to tear open the next clue with haste.

"Detour!!" Read Yoshi, silently cheering that they finally made it to this leg's first task. "Clean it or Buy it?"

"Clean it or buy it?" Repeated Master Hand as he explained.

"In Clean it, teams must head to a certain hotel and, once they have found the correct one, they must clean it completely, and before 30 minutes is up! However, If they fail, it will be completely messed up, and teams will be forced to clean it up for a second time!

"In Buy it, teams must invest money into a few hotels. They have been given 1,000 dollars for this Detour. They can put as much money as they can into any hotel! There are only 5 hotels, though. If a team is the highest investor to any hotel, for 30 minutes exactly, they will be given their next clue! Teams who are fast and good with real estate will find this easy going!"

"Huh." Mumbled Yoshi as he thought deeply. "Let's try…Buy it. No-one's around, so who'll stop us from beating this?"

Both sniggered at the thought of a default winning of a task as they walked away.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

Mewtwo and Luigi ran up to the clue box 2 minutes after Yoshi and Olimar had left.

Mewtwo, by using his psychic powers, levitated the clue out of the box, and ripped it open. He thought so it would come right to him. As it levitated in front of the cat's face, he read the clue with a serious expression.

"We're doing Buy it."

Final Plane Flight
Arrived at: 4:05am

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 6th Place

"Oh my gosh, we're first out!" Said R.O.B. in a squeaky voice.

"Maybe if we hurry, we'll stay this far ahead?" Said Falcon, sounding unsure.

"Hurry you dolt, the other teams are coming out!" Berated R.O.B. as he grabbed his single bag and snuck off.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th Place

"Man, there goes Falcon, but I can't see R.O.B. Let's call in a cab!!" Sneered Lucas as the boy grabbed his bag and stumbled off to the phone.

"Rararaa!! I think I've taught him well!" Said Dedede.

…

"Wait what?"

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"We're in eighth again; hurry!" Yelled Pikachu as he grabbed his two bags and darted over towards the busy road.

"I'll take care of getting a taxi…" Said Snake suspiciously.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in Last Place

"Drat; I think we're in last." Bemused Ness as he walked out the airport.

G&W quickly followed behind.

Both saw a few sights: R.O.B. and Falcon trying to blend in with the crowd, but failing horribly, Lucas arguing with the taxi-clerk angrily, & Pikachu freaking out over what damage Snake possibly did.

"Lucas must be pre-ordering a taxi," Thought Ness to G&W through subliminal-mind messaging.

G&W merely nodded, due to the communication errors.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Buy it

Luigi and his comrade ran up to one hotel, and they invested 33 dollars.

Investments:

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Therapy members: 33 Dollars

Hocotate Employees: 0 dollars

"Good," Stated Luigi. "They haven't reached this hotel yet."

"Move it, green-person, we're not losing this leg to those nerdy employees!"

Yoshi and Olimar
On Buy it

Yoshi and Olimar had claimed 2 hotels and were on their third.

It had been 12 minutes.

Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in 6th Place

"We're going so slow," Commented R.O.B., "Yet none of the other teams have passed us. How strange."

Lucas and King Dedede
Currently in 7th Place

"Don't tell me how to run my life!" Snarled Lucas into the phone, attempting to win an argument against the taxi-manager. "You said it would only take three minutes, it's taken three and a half minutes!!"

He listened intently to the phone, which was spouting gibberish.

"Did…you just…say…that…that…" Choked out Lucas, "The…the costumer isn't always right?!?"

Lucas fainted from the horror.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 8th Place

"Snake, you blew something up; didn't you?" Asked Pikachu defiantly.

"No…no I didn't…can we please hurry? Our taxi's waiting…" Said Snake suspiciously.

"Not anymore!" Said a voice.

Both Pikachu and Snake turned to see that Ness and Game & Watch had stolen their taxi!

The two jackers locked the taxi door, laughing as the taxi drove off.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SNAAAAKE!!!!1" Shrieked Pikachu. "THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!"

Snake injected Pikachu with an unknown drug.

He then duct-taped the syringe onto his arm, still injected in him.

…

…

"WhauaaAaaAuAUuahh—I'm sorry, Snake, I had a bad temper tantrum. Please forgive me."

"Okay."

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 6th Place

"Whoa—Get off the road, Falcon, a crazy taxi driver's passing by!" Threatened R.O.B.

Falcon skipped off the road and grinned stupidly.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch drove by, going at an insane speed.

R.O.B. stood there, gawking.

"How did they…?" Stuttered R.O.B.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place

"Man, these dead-last teams sure aren't hard to outsmart…" Said Ness, sniggering as they got further and further ahead. The boy turned to his 2-d partner. "I'm glad my drugs are working perfectly for you!"

"Whaaa-? Drugs? I thought you gave me my cough drop…" G&W shook with fear, not knowing what drug Ness used exactly, so he wouldn't know the effects.

"Um, uh…no drugs here." Said Ness in a fake tone.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 8th Place

"Lucas? Get up, boy, the taxi's here!"

Lucas gave a groan and opened his eyes slowly.

"Ohhh…man, that was quite a party." He moaned as he slowly picked himself up off the ground.

"Party? You had one without me?!?!" Said Dedede, becoming angry. "I go to nearly every party in the universe!!! You went without me! Suffah teh consequences!!"

Dedede roared and inhaled Lucas.

…

"This is it? You'll carry me in your belly?" Asked Lucas nervously.

"Yep!" Said Dedede, grinning.

Both (Or, rather, Dedede and his belly) got inside the taxi.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently drugged, at least, the latter is

"Alright Snake," Said Pikachu calmly while smiling, "Where shall we go?"

"Well…the clue says we must go…to…the next cluebox!!!"

Pikachu instantly reacted, slammed his footpaw down on the acceleration pedal like Snake would, and the rodent went at 98 mph on a 20 mph-zone.

Within the course of thirty seconds, they reached the cluebox.

"Nicely done, fellow comrade," Said Snake huskily.

"Want me to read it Snake?" Asked Pikachu politely.

"Okay." Pikachu sounded almost like he was a robot as he read the clue aloud. "Teams must now go buy tickets at the Local train station. Teams will be headed for Poshley Heights, a –"

"I don't want you to read." Said Snake impatiently.

"Um…okay…want me..to…get HIigIGigigiihiiiIIHihiiIGhhheyehhhhh…" Pikachu started twitching for fifteen seconds straight, then he vomited 5 Ibs of alcohol.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently on Detour

"We're winning! Only-a three more milliseconds and---"

They finished the detour.

"Move it. Now." Ordered Mewtwo fiercely as he was starting to run.

"Ohhh-a no," Retorted Luigi. "You'll insult me no longer! You will treat me with respect, and you will obey me!"

He hand-cuffed Mewtwo's right wrist, then hand-cuffed his own wrist. He threw the key in the gutter nearby.

…

"Are you serious?" Asked Mewtwo lividly. "Did you even think this through?"

"Um, well…"

…

"No." Said Luigi Angrily. "But we're chained together, so we'll have to make do."

"You've Handicapped us! Now we'll go twice as slow than we normally would!" Raged Mewtwo furiously.

"I'm sorry…" Whimpered Luigi. "Wait. I mean…no, I'm not-a sorry! It's no-one's fault! …except for-a Peach, everything's her fault."

Yoshi and Olimar
On Buy it

"Man, Those two sure thought a plan, every hotel they've out-invested us!!" Panted Olimar as he invested a few more dollars to a hotel they already owned.

"We only have a few minutes left…" Said an optimistic Yoshi.

…

"Go away," Commented Yoshi, "You'll confuse the readers.

"But…but…" Began a Yoshi.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"4:26am." Said Pikachu cheerfully as he took two tickets to the last train ride. "And we're the second ones here!! Samus and Leon have been waiting here for a long time!"

"Well, we could always appease the natives," Said Snake weirdly.

…

"That would be fine," Said Pikachu like a robot.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"We must be the first ones out of these dead-last guys!" Said Ness proudly as he read the next clue.

…

Silently.

"Okay, we need to order tickets." Stated Ness, looking up from the clue.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 8th Place

"Don't goof us up this leg, got it?" Asked R.O.B. snarling.

"Okay! I'll instead be…silly!" Said Falcon, smiling seriously.

"AAAAGGGHHHH!!!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"Hurry up Dedede," Said Lucas angrily, still inside the monarch's belly, "Spit me out!"

…

Dedede swallowed.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"What?!" Said Ness, shocked, "How are Snake and Pikachu here? We didn't even…how did they…"

Ness had a seizure.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 8th Place

"We got ahead those F-zero pilots!" Said Lucas, excitedly. He turned on his ipod to enjoy the moment with a song.

The car started to slow down. At first, it wasn't enough to be noticeable, but after a short amount of time…It was fairly obvious. The car was almost at the point of stopping, it was going so slow.

Lucas then said, "Wait…Why are we suddenly stopping?"

The boy looked out and saw the tires had been slashed.

"Why did you slash the tires!?!" He screamed. "We're going to lose!"

"I felt like it." Said Dedede as he leaned back in his seat.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"We're screwed up, man, and it's all because of you!!" Said R.O.B. furious.

"Um…you're the one who's depleting your life-supply oil," Said Falcon edgily.

R.O.B. realized he had cut his own cord, instead of his arm.

Because he was attempting to be Emo.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHJHHHH!!!!1" Screamed R.O.B. "I'll die any second! Hurry!"

"What? You're dying?" Asked Falcon curiously.

"Yes, you idiot…" Said R.O.B. weakly.

"We're handicapped!" Said Falcon, panicking.

…

"Wait a minute…" Said Falcon, realizing something. "Speaking of handicapped…we came last place last leg…what's our punishment?"

"Good question, Falcon." Said Master Hand brusquely. "I have decided to do it this way, it makes the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race unique: We do all the punishments! We select a random one for that non-elimination leg! The punishment will be different next time there's a non-elimination leg! This time the punishment is…your team is marked for elimination!"

"Okay, and that means…?" Asked Falcon rudely.

"…It means that if you two do not arrive in first place this leg, you two will have to wait 30-minutes before you two can check in!" Replied Master Hand exasperatedly.

"Oh."

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently ordering Tickets

"We're the second-last ones here to order the last train ride!" Explained Lucas. "That means…those two Racers haven't made it!"

Lucas nervously casted a glance towards the large, round clock that served its obvious purpose: To tell time.

"It's…4:34!" Said Lucas as he smiled sadistically.

"Yes, we're running overtime, and we've edited the next few scenes out!" Said Master Hand cynically, "You can complain, but will we ignore it? Yes, we will. Anyways, All of the last-placing teams have made it on time to the Last Train Ride, which will depart at 4:45 am. The teams are in order as they had arrived at the station; Samus and Leon, Snake and Pikachu, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, King Dedede and Lucas, & Captain Falcon and R.O.B.; Respectively. They will arrive at Poshley Heights at 6:45am. Arriving at Poshley heights sooner, is the 2nd Train ride, which is arriving at 5:00am! The teams on it are Victor and Lucario, & Quinn and Kirby."

"…It is currently…4:48, am." Said Master Hand slowly. "So…everyone's either at Poshley Heights, or they're headed over there."

He flickered off the camera that was viewing him.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We're in first," Explained Mewtwo to the camera, "But for how long?"

"We're-a sure to win this leg," Said Luigi confidently.

"Yeah, well, I doubt it."

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're done!" Said Olimar, elatedly. "We're done!"

"I'll read it." Said Yoshi defensively as he opened up the clue that was handed to them. "It says…It says this; Teams must now head to the biggest hotel, which is near the edge of the town! Teams will find their next clue there!"

Ripper22: WOOT!!!1 13,000 words exactly!

2nd Train Ride
Arrived at: 5:00 am

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Omigoshwe'reoutandI'mmutteringucoprehensiblewordslikethisoneIcouldeatwafflesalldayTotowantmetoshootyuobecauseyouhaverabies,sir,orareyouactuallyarabian?!" Clucked Quinn incomprehensibly.

"Quinn…areyou sick?"

…

Kirby sobbed at the tragedy.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"I don't wanna go down!" Cried Victor.

"…We're not going out, we'll beat the others."

…

"Where are the others!?"

"Where are the others!?"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We're-a still in-a first," Said Luigi confidently, pedaling harder and faster on the Double-bike (Which they stole, of course).

"…And we're almost to the hotel." Said Mewtwo rapidly as he filed even quicker on the hand-cuffs. "I'm surprised we haven't bungled this one up."

The hotel loomed in the distance. The sun was starting to rise. Only one-eighths could be seen.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

Pre-leg Interview:

"We're not exactly the most popular of teams," Said Yoshi admittedly, "Like, on this poll Master Hand has set up, we've gotten only one vote. Seven People voted. So, scientifically speaking, one-sevenths of the people like us. At least we're more popular than D.K. and Peach, & Jigglypuff and Meta Knight were…no-one voted for them…"

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"We're doing Clean it. Real estate I've never understood." Explained Kirby as he tucked the clue away in a sack he had carried the entire time throughout the race.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"We're clean it-type people, Real estate + Martial Artists doesn't add up." Congregated Victor wisely.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We're here at this stinking hotel." Sniffed Mewtwo. "Now what?"

"We're-a going to find the-a clue box," Said Luigi, determined to win his first leg. EVER.

"Yeah, well, we're going to be hard-pressed," Sighed Mewtwo dejectedly. "We're forced to be 6-inches or less next to one another."

"Well, at least try!" Huffed Luigi.

"Yoshi and Olimar are breathing down our necks." Mewtwo pressed, he took an intake of breath, and his words were becoming grated. He then looked left and right, and whispered, "They seem like finalist material."

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"Hotel, hotel, where art thou?" Asked Yoshi as he casted multiple glances in every direction while being refrained from much movement by his seatbelt.

"I think I see it." Said Olimar calmly as he pointed at the large building, which was a good distance away.

Quinn and Kirby
On Clean it

"Scrub faster, heathen!" Cackled Quinn as he started to hyperventilate.

"You'll faint if you keep doing that…" Said Kirby in an as-a-matter-of-factly tone.

Quinn kept doing it.

And doing it,

And doing it,

And doing it,

And… …he fainted.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"Hurry up." Breathed Mewtwo impatiently as he tapped his furry footpaw on the solid rocky paved ground.

"You're not exactly contributing that much either," Hissed Luigi angrily as he looked all over for that clue box.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Looks like those two small-fries have been here for a while." Said Victor confidently as he beckoned at Kirby and Quinn. The latter was on the ground, breathing very deeply.

"Let's get to work, then. And on double-time." Rapped out Lucario officiously.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"That is the hotel. Good work." Said Yoshi happily as he ordered the taxi driver to head for that same hotel.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"GAH!!! It's them!" Fumed Luigi as he stamped his foot on the ground in defeat.

"Then let's do this; HURRY!!" Snapped Mewtwo.

Mewtwo spotted the clue box in the corner of his eye. He didn't want Yoshi and Olimar to see where it was, but at the same time, he wanted to get a head start ahead of that team.

He quickly formed a plan.

"Quick, we'll tell you where the clue box is if you get us out of these hand-cuffs!" Begged Mewtwo, obviously faking.

"Okay." Said Olimar calmly, "Tell us where the box is, first."

…

"It's…over there…" Mewtwo half-smiled.

"Suckers." Said Yoshi, while laughing. He and Olimar ran in the direction they were given.

…

"No; you two are the ditchees…" Mewtwo said coyly while laughing under his breath.

He snatched the clue and read it aloud, but quietly.

"Roadblock." Mewtwo's smile faded at the realization.

"Roadblock!" Explained Master Hand annoyingly. "A roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"

"In this roadblock, teams must carry 30 bags on the bottom floor with their names on them, they must take each one to its room, either on floor 2, 3 or 4. There is also only one elevator, so if there are multiple teams, they must wait if it is in use. Once all 30 bags are on their proper floors, teams will be handed their next clue!"

Mewtwo gave a roar and turned to Luigi furiously.

"We can't do the Roadblock! Only one person can perform it!!" Rephrased Mewtwo angrily. "This is your fault! We have to break apart!"

Luigi grabbed a conveniently placed axe, and hefted it.

"Let's-a breaks it!" He said ominously.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"Do you think…Mewtwo tricked us?" Asked Yoshi suspiciously.

"You're starting to sound like Snake," Laughed Olimar quietly. (Hint hint, "Suspiciously")

Victor and Lucario
On clean it

"We've scrubbed the lower floors clean," Stated Lucario as he grinned wolfishly.

"…And Kirby and Good 'ol Quinn have vacuumed the upper levels," Said Victor bitterly.

Quinn and Kirby
On Clean it

"Will you please be as kind to stop breathing down my neck?!" Asked Kirby suggestively. Quinn was literally behind him, his breath hitting the puffball every time he exhaled.

…

"Now can you stop kicking our bucket?!" Snapped Kirby.

Quinn stopped kicking the tin can around.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"I think it's-a almost loose!" Explained Luigi as he hacked the chain with the axe for the 22nd time.

"Yeah…right…" muttered Mewtwo as he turned a page in the 449-page book he was reading. He already read the prequel.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"They tricked us. Definitely." Said Yoshi lividly.

"We're going back." Ordered Olimar.

They headed in Mewtwo and Luigi's direction.

Victor and Lucario
On Clean it

"We're almost done," Said Victor with subtlety.

"Nice subtlety," Commented Lucario, giving his partner a 'Thumbs-up'.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Guess what?" asked Kirby sarcastically, "We're done!"

"No…way!" Said Quinn femininely. "Like, OMG WTF OLOLZ!!1"

Kirby shot himself.

Quinn took the next clue and read it soberly.

"Teams must now make their way to the main hotel, near the edge of town. Once there, teams will find their next clue."

Victor and Lucario
On Clean it

"Times almost up. Hurry." Whispered Lucario conspicuously.

"We're already done." Said Victor strangely. "We've been done for 3 minutes now."

"Oh…"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members

"It's-a loose!" Screamed Luigi happily as he cut through the iron chain.

"Do the stupid Roadblock!" Hissed Mewtwo.

"Okay!" Said Luigi as he ran in, grabbed three heavy bags, clicked the elevator button, and got in the elevator.

Yoshi and Olimar
On Roadblock

"We're back here. It was right behind Mewtwo the entire time." Said Olimar moaning. "He was testing us to see if we were nice competitors. We blew it!"

The two were next to the clue box. Mewtwo wasn't that far away from them either.

"We have been nicer than most of the other racers…" Said Yoshi sighing.

Yoshi ran up to Mewtwo as Olimar read the clue again.

"Hey Mewtwo, I have a question to ask you…"

"Yoshi, let me put it succinctly; I am not attracted to you in any way." Stated Mewtwo simply.

"Um, I wasn't going to ask that, I was going to ask—"

"I'm not gay, okay?"

"I know, I just wanted to—" Yelled Yoshi irritably.

"YOSHI!!! CALM DOWN!!! I WILL EAT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS IF YOU DO NOT QUIT HITTING ON ME!!!1" Screamed Mewtwo furiously.

Yoshi cried as he ran inside the hotel and began his work for the Roadblock.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Have you noticed the lack of good authors lately?" Asked Quinn conspicuously. "Like, in the 'Smash Brothers Fanfiction Archive,' All the stories are by newbies who write about Stupid one-shots!"

All the newbie one-shot authors writing for Smash Brothers archive instantly started Blocking the Awesome author "Ripper22".

"I agree." Congregated Kirby.

All Kirby newbie fans instantly began reporting the story to the computer Admins.

"Totally. Especially those stupid Romance writers who quit writing their stinking stories right after the first chapter." Contemplated Quinn.

Romance writers galore began attempting multiple Google searches as to know the whereabouts of Ripper22's location.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"Look!" Said Lucario dimly, "…A bike store!" The jackal pointed towards a small shop that had tons of bikes in it.

"We'll pass those food-huggers in minutes!" Replied Victor cunningly.

They attempted to buy a very good and swift bike.

Luigi, Yoshi
On Roadblock

Luigi had successfully accomplished putting 6 bags on their correct floor as Yoshi had done only 4.

Luigi was taking 3 at a time while Yoshi would attempt 4, but he would take slightly longer.

Luigi was on the Top floor (third floor), looking for Room "3G". There were rooms "A" to "I". He found it shortly, and then he curtly threw the bag inside the room and slammed the door shut.

The green plumber breathed a sigh of relief, and sat next to the currently-occupied elevator.

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"You are team…number…eleven…" Sighed Master Hand impatiently.

"Uh…Master Hand?" Asked Crazy Hand, as his fingers appeared in the Pit Stop's doorway.

"What is it," Snapped Master Hand, before adding, "My Crazy brother?"

…

Crazy hand thought how to break it to his sane brother that he was— Never mind.

"Um…uh…You're um…on…ice..fire… …Yeah…"

Crazy had a seizure.

"WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

"YOU"RE FIRED, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!`.."?'"

"WHAAAAT?!?!" SCREAMED Master Hand.

"HAHAHAH, SOMEONE's REPLACING YOU, USELESS BROTHER!!!" replied Crazy as he began having involuntary muscle twitching.

…

…

…

"Who will be my replacement?" Asked Master hand, staring at Crazy as his brother was having a spas.

"Well, NEW host of 'The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race" is—" Started a twitching Crazy right when the new host entered.

It was—?!?

…

It was Koopa Troopa!

"What the—?" Began Master Hand.

"He's our new host, because the author figured if TSAR, (Hoogiman's race) has you as the host, and TBSAR, (ISK's Race) Has me as host, then you're FIRED!!!"

"But…but why Koopa Troopa?" Asked Master Hand indignantly.

"Well…I don't know…The author Doesn't really care about this."

"But—"

"You're fired." Said Koopa Troopa mysteriously.

The new and mysterious host used uber-pwnful moves to instantly Teleport at the Pit Stop.

"This sucks…" Said Master Hand Sadly.

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Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place

"There are the puffballs, man!" Said Victor in his deep baritone voice he usually spoke in. "We'll pass them surely, thanks to this bike!" Victor patted the couples-bicycle they were riding on.

"Yes, surely." Said Lucario suavely. "We're claiming first for our first time!"

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

Quinn was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper. What was he reading, you ask? He was reading about him, who was reading the newspaper.

That was what he was reading. Doesn't that make this a universe-Destroying paradox?

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Even the newspaper is on our side!" Said Victor, quite obnoxiously. "The newspaper blew right onto their faces as we zoomed by! They don't know we're ahead!"

"That's really annoying, dude." Pointed out Lucario. "And it's weird how we're starting to seem like Those frats in ISK's TBSAR race."

Victor ignored the comparison, and continued pedaling at a fast speed on the bike.

Mewtwo

Mewtwo stood nearby Olimar, bored.

Then the feline realized something. This was a competition.

Mewtwo telekinetically choked all of Olimar's Pikmin to death.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!" Screamed Olimar insanely.

Mewtwo brought the Pikmin back to life.

"HHHHHAAAAAAA!" Yelled Olimar insanely.

Mewtwo killed the Pikmin again.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Screamed Olimar insanely.

Luigi & Yoshi
On Roadblock

Luigi correctly placed 9 bags in their correctly correct spots.

Yoshi accomplishly Accomplished placing 10 bags in their order.

Both darted for the elevator at same time.

Luigi kicked Yoshi in his gut, and Yoshi instantly recoiled from any form of fighting.

Yoshis absolutely hatedgetting hit in their stomachs.

"Haha!" Laughed Luigi triumphantly as he pressed the button for the elevator to open, "I have outwitted you, and you are-a just a dinosaur with a lack of proper IQ!"

Luigi, too busy insulting the green dinosaur, failed to realize that the elevator door always opened before the elevator made it up to the correct floor. Luigi fell down and hit the elevator that was coming up with a "WHAM!" The elevator slowly came up and met with the elevator's ceiling, thus resulting in Luigi's painful and flat-as-a-pancake death.

Yoshi simply walked inside the elevator and hit the "Lobby" Button.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Odd how the wannabe frats still haven't passed us…" Mused Kirby thoughtfully.

"I thought we were the wannabe frats…" Said Quinn irrelevantly.

"Oh yeah. We are the wannabe frats." Said Kirby, giving Quinn an ice pick.

"Yay!1"

"Now why did I do that?!" Asked Kirby angrily to himself.

"It was because he was behaving himself," Replied Kirby.

"Why thank you." Complimented Kirby whilst patting Kirby.

…

"I think we're the schizophrenics this time around, like, TBSAR, Ganondorf and Roy were Schizophrenics, and we are, too," Said Quinn whilst doing the Weasel war Dance.

…

Victor and Lucario
Currently In 3rd Place

"We're ahead of the so-called People!" Said Victor happily.

…

"Victor?" Asked Lucario worriedly, "Is the pressure of the race getting to you?!"

"Of course not!" Said Victor whimsically, "Just excited, is all."

"Ah, well, there's the Museum!!" Said Lucario quickly.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"Give us your food or we'll kill you!" Growled Kirby, pointing a water gun menacingly at a bystander.

"What the heck was that for?!" Whimpered the man.

"Nothing!" Said Kirby happily.

….

"I am going to kill you!" Said Kirby evilly.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"We're here at the hotel." Sighed Victor thankfully.

Victor walked up to Mewtwo.

"Hi Mewtwo! My are you looking fine today." Said Victor sarcastically, because the alligator was in such a positive mood.

…

"Thank you." Olimar and Lucario backed away and found it odd how Mewtwo didn't slay Victor on the spot.

"Um…I'll do the roadblock…" Said Lucario as he backed away into the hotel.

Luigi, Lucario & Yoshi

Yoshi was in the lead with 19 bags in their correct rooms, with Luigi in second with 17 bags and Lucario had just started literally.

Yoshi grabbed 4 bags and made his way slowly towards the elevator.

Luigi ran out from the elevator and pushed Yoshi down.

"Awawawawawa…" Cried Yoshi as he fell down and was hit by all the bags.

Lucario reached the elevator first and shut it quickly, leaving Luigi and Yoshi to their bickering on the bottom floor.

He looked at his two packages and inspected the cards carefully.

The first one went to Floor 1 and the other was floor 3.

Quinn and Kirby

"We're finally here at the detour, and the first-placing teams are here!" Said Kirby ecstatically as he ran up and took the clue.

"We have to do a roadblock," Told Kirby to Quinn, "I think I should do it."

Kirby dashed inside the hotel and grabbed a bag.

The elevator came down and opened.

Yoshi, Kirby and Luigi ran into it and pushed and shoved.

Kirby held his one bag closely, and Yoshi tightened his grip on the two duffel bags.

Luigi was carrying 5.

Lucario waited for the elevator to come so he could place the second bag on the third floor.

It opened, and Yoshi and Kirby ran by.

Lucario jumped inside, and Luigi was in the elevator as well.

Luigi pressed the 2nd Floor, while Lucario pressed the 3rd.

Yoshi dashed in room 1B, and threw the bags in the room.

Kirby shoved in the duffel bag in room 1G.

Both waited for the elevator.

Lucario: 1

Yoshi: 20

Luigi: 17

Kirby: 1

Lucario realized there were stairs after he had placed his 2nd Bag correctly.

"Why didn't I realize that before?!?"

The jackal ran down the steps swiftly and reached the lobby in no time.

He grabbed a whopping 12 bags and pushed the pile slowly up the stairs.

Luigi didn't see the steps at all. He used the elevator.

Kirby and Yoshi both at the same time jumped inside the elevator.

Lucario stacked the 12 bags once he reached the 1st floor and he looked at every single one.

Four were on the 1st floor.

One for 1B, two for 1E and a duffel bag for 1G.

He simply put the two bags next to 1E and did the same for the single bag in 1B. Lucario took the remaining bag for the first floor and searched for it's proper room.

Lucario: 5

Kirby
On Roadblock

Kirby ran down the finely made halls and completed his second bag.

"I wish I could go faster…" Breathed the puffball.

He thought of something as he got on the elevator.

Kirby: 2

Lucario: 5

Yoshi: 22

Luigi: 19

Lucario slowly made his way to the 2nd floor with the 8 remaining bags.

Kirby inhaled 3 bags and grabbed 1 to carry.

"Now I'll catch up to those bigger and stronger guys!" Said Kirby happily.

He stumbled inside the elevator.

Yoshi: 24

Luigi: 21

Lucario: 10

Kirby: 2

Luigi and Yoshi had both just put up more bags and ran towards the elevator for their final time. Both were going to attempt to take all their remaining bags at once.

Lucario placed all 12 correctly and this time would bring the remaining 18 with him. He Sprinted down the steps, down into the lobby.

Kirby was going to go at his regular pace, and deposited his few bags on the 3rd floor.

Luigi reached the bags first. He kicked the oncoming Yoshi and grasped his 9 remaining bags.

"Agh," The plumber cursed, "I'll come-a back for these three."

Yoshi picked up the 6 final bags for him and made a break for the elevator before Luigi.

Lucario made a run for his 18 last bags.

Yoshi reaches the highly used elevator and closes it.

Lucario pushes his bags into a pile, while the plumber curses and waits for his turn on the you-know-what.

Kirby plods down the steps he recently discovered and hoped that the other would be occupied.

Lucario shoves his bags up the stairs grunting, as Kirby jumps over the bags and runs down the stairs, hoping to out-bag the Jackal.

Yoshi runs down the halls, finding his correct rooms and has one last bag.

"I WILL WIN!!!" Yoshi yells as he throws the final bag at the owner and runs for the elevator to reach the Lobby.

Lucario hands out the bags one by one until he has 5 left to complete.

Luigi awkwardly shoves the bags inside one room and sighs a breath of relief and goes down for his final bags.

"Yes, We've edited out more scenes!" Said Koopa Troopa cynically, "DEAL WITH IT!"

A few Edited out Scenes later…

The team that out-bagged the others was…

Victor and Lucario!

Lucario was quickly handed his next clue.

He ripped it in under a second and read it as fast as he could.

"Teams must now Head for the Poshley Heights Museum, the fifth Pit Stop in this race around the world. Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive may be eliminated!"

"HURRY!" Cried Victor. They hopped upon their bike and pedaled to the Pit Stop.

Yoshi whipped out the final bags and grabbed that clue.

"Hurry, that team didn't get far!" Supported Olimar as Yoshi read the clue.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

The Martial Artists reached the Pit Stop.

"Team Victor and Lucario, You are Team Number one!" Said Koopa Troopa.

"YES!!!" Cheered the two as the danced and jived and that stuff.

"Wait," Began Victor, "New Host?"

"Yes," Explained Koopa, "The idea of having Master Hand hosting two races was ridiculous, so I evened out the playing field."

"Oh."

…

"Anyways, You have won a 7-day cruise to Isle Delfino! Once there, you get to spend a month there!" Said Koopa happily. "…And you win 20,000 dollars!"

"YEAH! It only took us 70 Pages to reach here!" Lamented Victor.

Luigi & Kirby
On Roadblock

Kirby: 13

Luigi: 27

"If only I had-a taken those three extra bags with me…" Fumed Luigi as he placed his few remaining bags correctly.

He was automatically handed his next clue.

Pretty tight, If I say so myself.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"I can't find that Pit Stop!" Complained the taxi driver as he made a wrong turn.

"This is bad." Bemused Yoshi.

"We'll lose our title of first place!" Said Olimar as he narrowed his eyes.

Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place

"We can still pass those Hocotate Losers if we hurry." Said Luigi.

"I didn't ask you to speak," Seethed Mewtwo as he proceeded to stuff Luigi in the trunk.

Kirby
On Roadblock

I can do this, Thought Kirby angst-like. I have a chance!

As an angsty song strummed up, the author attempted to change the story genre to "Humor/Angst".

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're losing our lead! There's no chance of winning!" Said Olimar profusely.

…

"Please shut up." Said Yoshi, angsty.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"There's those two, let's ask them for help," Mind-spoke Mewtwo.

He shot the taxi driver so the taxi would come to a halt.

Mewtwo leapt out of the taxi that was still moving and asked the Hocotatians, "Found the Pit Stop?"

"Of course, not!" Snapped Yoshi.

"Say…where's Luigi?" Asked Olimar worriedly.

A muffled voice came from inside the taxi's trunk.

"Help me!! He's going to—"

"Ha ha," Laughed Mewtwo Fakily, "Those suitcases, always gabbing!"

The feline stabbed the taxi trunk tenfold.

Olimar and Yoshi shuffled slowly towards their Taxi.

Kirby
On Roadblock

I found that room finally! Thought Kirby as he walked.

…

I never knew it was possible to think while walking! Cool!

Mewtwo and Luigi
At Pit Stop

"Team Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number two!" Said Koopa confidently."And Please quit strangling me Mewtwo."

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place

"We're going to fail this," Muttered Olimar spottily as he hopped out of the car and ran inside the Museum.

"We're probably third," Jumped in Yoshi.

They reached the Pit Stop.

"Team Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number…Three!" Exclaimed Koopa.

"Damnit." Said Olimar. "We were right."

Kirby
On Roadblock
Bags completed: 19

"We're surefire to avoid that elimination," Said Kirby to himself, "But will we beat those other top-ranking teams?"

Last Train Ride
Arrived at: 6:45 Am

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place

"We're first out of these guys! We can win!" Said Pikachu optimistically.

Snake finished putting poison in the other teams' water bottles and they got a taxi.

Nothing else worth pointing out happened.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 6th Place

"We've done horrible, but if we act serious in the end of this, we'll make it." Commented R.O.B. dryly.

Falcon purchased their bags from the rich towns' airport and they proceeded to flag a taxi.

Mr. Game & Watch and Ness
Currently in 7th Place

"I decided to act serious with G&W, so that we'll stroll to victory!" Said Ness proudly.

The boy began attempting to kill his partner.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 8th Place

"We're going to—" Began Lucas before being interrupted.

"Win!" Rudely commented Dedede.

"Shut up, that really—"

"Fun to say!" Finished the penguin.

"You're as stupid as—"

"G&W squared!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"We're going to fight our way back up, even if it means Leon's death!" Said Samus Soberly.

"Ye—What?!" Asked Leon irritably. "I'm being sober about this; why can't you?"

"So you're drunk?" Asked Samus, gasping.

"NO! I'm saying you're being serious about this, but I'm not—"

"Thank you for complimenting me!" Giggled Samus.

"Whatever." Sighed Leon as he went back to cutting himself.

Kirby and Quinn
Students

"Teams must now Head for the Poshley Heights Museum, the fifth Pit Stop in this race around the world. Blah blah blah, teams may be eliminated!" Read Kirby, skipping some details.

"Let's beat that turkey!" Said Quinn optimistically.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place

"Snakachu, if you prefer," Said Snake randomly.

"Uh, what?" Asked Pikachu worriedly.

"Nothing." Laughed Snake oddly, "Nothing important. For now."

Samus and Leon
Currently in 6th Place

"We're now ahead somewhat," Said a depressed Leon.

"At least we're ahead!" Laughed Samus.

"What the crap? How's that funny?" Asked a confused Leon.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 7th Place

"We've done in those other two teams!" Smiled Lucas. "They're sure to quit!"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 8th Place

"We'll never quit," Growled Ness as he and G&W walked forward slowly.

Game & watch beeped a few beeps of encouragement.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Why is it we always end up back here?" Cried R.O.B., heartbroken.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

"We're almost to that Pit Stop, in fact there's the Museum!" Pointed out Kirby unceremoniously.

"We've beaten about half the turkeys, just a few ahead!" Said Quinn chronologically.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place

"We made that!" Said Pikachu as he ripped out the clue.

…

"It's a detour! Buy it or Clean it!" Explained Pikachu openly.

"We're doing Buy it, If there's anything I don't know, it's politics and Real Estate!" Said Snake knowingly.

…

"Then why are we doing Buy it?!" Asked Pikachu confused.

"You'll never understand…"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 6th Place

"We're—"

"Almost there!" Finished Dedede.

"Wha--? How'd you figure out that was what I was going to say?!"

Lucas did not realize that his IQ was dropping by the second.

Quinn and Kirby
At the Pit Stop

"Team Kirby and Quinn, you are team number four!" Clucked Quinn.

Koopa and Kirby glared at Quinn, who gave a malicious smile.

"That's my line," Fumed Koopa, "But yeah. You're team four."

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 7th Place

"I found the clue. Happy?" Asked Falcon degradingly.

"Yes! Very! ^_^" Said R.O.B., who was breaking the fifth wall.

"You're breaking another inter-dimension wall, R.O.B.! If you keep it up, we'll be permanently banned from anything in this outer-eclipse universe, OKAY?!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in 8th Place

"I wish we could actually get somewhere instead of going up and down these ranks," Said Leon sullenly.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in Last Place

"Breaking fifth walls are fun," Commented Ness. "We should try it sometime!"

"Yes," Beeped G&W, "We should."

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 6th Place

"It's a detour. We're doing Clean it." Explained Dedede.

"Awwww," Whined Lucas, "I wanted the other one! …Out of curiosity, what is the other one?"

"Buy it." Replied the monarch.

"Buy it, then."

"Clean it."

"Buy it."

"Clean it."

"Buy it!"

"Clean it!"

"Buy it!"

"Clean it!"

"Buy it!"

"Clean it!"

"BUY IT!!!1" Howled Dedede.

"Okay," Whimpered Lucas, "We'll do Clean it…"

"Good boy."

Samus and Leon
Currently in 7th Place

"Real estate is our game," Hissed Leon incessantly.

"Is it me, or have you been the one who's been annoying, lately?" Said Samus as she jogged towards the Buy it section.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 8th Place

"I really think it's just you." Said Ness proudly.

"What the hell?!" Asked Samus gruffly as she realized they had been followed. "…Uh, no-one asked you!!"

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"We're doing great!" Cheered Falcon. "Let's slow down we're doin' so great!"

R.O.B. glared at him angrily.

"We're doing Buy it, whether you like it, OR NOT." He snarled.

"But…but I wanted to do it!" Whined Falcon like a four-year old.

"AGH, too bad! :C"

"YOU'RE BREAKING EVERY RULE INCLUDING MY PERSNAL RULE: TREAT PIE HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TREATED!!!1 73"

":("

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place

"We've had a great leg so far," Explained Pikachu to the camera, "And if we keep it up, we'll catch up in no time!"

"Yep."

"M-hm."

"Yup."

"M-hm."

"YUP."

"M-hmomgit'saleg1flashbackofwherewejuststartedandeverythinglikethatandsonowi'mhavingaseizure"

King Dedede and Lucas
On Clean it

"If we hurry and clean, we can—" Started Lucas.

The mansion they were supposed to clean was already clean.

"Let's get the clue, an—"

They already had the clue.

"Hurry to the—" Lucas said, anticipating something.

…

Nothing happened.

"Curses!" Cursed Lucas.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Buy it

"Hey!" Grumped Ness, "I thought we were doing clean it!"

"I thought it didn't matter…" Seethed G&W as he strode to ignore the cynical Smart kid.

R.O.B. and Falcon
On Buy it, whether Falcon likes it or not

"Have you…um…seen anyone else around here, headed for a hotel?" Asked R.O.B.

"Yep." Quipped the bystander, "I did!"

…

"And they looked like…?" Asked R.O.B. impatiently.

"A person!" Grinned the bystander dumbly.

…

"We're getting nowhere with this guy!" Fumed R.O.B.

"But…but…" Stumbled the man, "I can say my 'ABE's!"

Lucas and King Dedede
Currently in 5th Place

"Can't believe we're already to the roadblock!" Said Lucas arrogantly as he dashed up to the hotel that would soon be condemned in Lucas' youthful mind once he was through with the roadblock. "We'll be near the top at least!"

"I'm glad, and I hope we—" Began Dedede, "We eat healthy!"

…

"Was that a joke?" Asked Lucas, frightened, "Or a threat?!"

Dedede forced Lucas to eat vegetables shortly after.

Snake and Pikachu
On Buy it

"We're winning," Sung Pikachu as he won.

The lottery.

"Yay?! I wanted to win this leg," Explained Piakchu.

Lucas and King Dedede
Currently at the Pit Stop

"Wait…" Mused Lucas. "Weren't we starting the roadblock last camera-shot on us?! So…this is another horrible excuse for even a plot hole!" Lucas faced the camera screen. He broke the 12th wall. "Way to go, Ripper22!"

They walked onto the Pit Stop.

"Team Dedede and Lucas," Stated Koopa, "you are team number five!"

"Yahoo!" Cheered Dedede, "I'm now promoting "Yahoo!" dot-com!"

Ripper was sued shortly after this was published.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"They're probably editing out a bunch of ours' and the other last-placing teams' roadblock and Detour scenes because we're pretty far behind," Chattered Pikachu indulgently. He went on, "I just hope we don't disappoint our fans by having nearly all our scenes edited out!"

…

"Please don't edit this scene," Groveled the rat.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"Saved!" Gabbed Ness, "By the bell!"

"What the hell does that mean?!" Asked a furious Game & Watch.

"I thought it was catchy," Replied Ness, "Other than 'Okay,' yeah…"

Samus and Leon
On Buy it

"Just stick in the money once we get there!" Snarled Leon as he jumped out the window.

…

"Now why did I do that?!" Yelled a dispirited Chameleon.

R.O.B. and Falcon
On buy it

"We can still pass Samus and Leon if you don't goof this one up," Raged R.O.B.

Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Enemies

"We're ahead of those Nerds," Commented a hyper-active Pikachu, "Ness and that dude."

"Not anymore," Laughed Snake as he detonated Ness and G&W's taxi.

…

"I like the way you think!" Contemplated Pikachu.

The rat then threw up more alcohol out the window.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds

"Someone detonated our car!" Said a shocked Ness. "Who would've commited such a cruel, horrible mean trick?"

…

"Pikachu!" raged Ness, "I knew it!"

Leon and Samus
On Buy it

"Samus, get out and put in the money when the car stops in front of the hotel!" Screeched Leon.

"'Kay." Samus got out and ran up to the investment box. "Since I conveniently don't have any real dollars, I'll pay you in pennies!"

…

"One…two…three…"

Leon vented his anger on some by passers.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"Finished the Roadblock!" Explained Pikachu. "Teams must now head for the Poshley heights Museum…that's it! We're finished with this Leg! To the Pit Stop!"

They got a taxi, and were on their way.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"We're finally here at the roadblock!" Explained Ness as he and G&W stepped out and made a break for it.

"Hurry you n00b!" Growled G&W.

Samus and Leon
On buy it

Leon face palmed as Samus droned on and on.

"Twenty-two thousand and three hundred-sixteenths…Twenty-two thousand and three hundred-seventeenths…" Samus fainted from lack of proper amounts of oxygen.

R.O.B. and Falcon
On buy it

"We're buyin' it…" Sung Falcon.

"You're blowing it…" Fumed R.O.B. as he cried.

Snake and Pikachu
At the Pit Stop

"Team Pikachu and Snake…" Coughed Koopa, "You're team…number…six!"

"YES!!1" Screamed Snake and Pikachu as they ate the new host.

Ness and Game & Watch
On roadblock

"Ness is the one doing the work this time," Sniffed G&W as he leaned back in his chair. "I hope he lands us in the highest place we can get!" The 2-d figure opened the champagne he was shaking.

Samus and Leon
Dating

"Twenty…three…thousands…" Said Samus weakly.

"Oh wait…" Choked out Leon, "Our time was over since…you started on 15,000…" He had a mental breakdown.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Since we're the last team here and we didn't beat anyone on this particular Detour, we get to automatically go ahead," Explained Falcon to the camera, "Our only hope is to overcome that one team ahead of us."

Ness: 13 bags

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On roadblock

"13, done and done," Said Ness with a smile. "Wait. I'm supposed to do 30, not 13, darn." Pouted Ness as he scratched the back of his head.

Samus and Leon
Currently in 8th Place

"We have to beat those knuckle-heads to that Pit Stop," Seethed Leon. "I never thought it would end up like this for us,"

Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place

"Driver," Commanded R.O.B., "Pass them!"

"Done and done," Said Ness. No, the author didn't copy and paste, you gossipers! Honest…

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"Zounds," Gasped Samus, "We're being passed!"

"Accelerate, then!" Hissed Leon.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock

Ness: 19

"We've found the perfect fit," Said Ness with an earnest smile.

…

That was waaaay off-track, wasn't it?

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 8th Place

"We're almost at the next clue!" Explained Falcon.

R.O.B. had a major seizure.

"We're nearly there!" Cheered Falcon.

R.O.B. had a major seizure.

"Almost there! As in 999999999.9% of the way there!" Said falcon.

R.O.B. had a major seizure.

"Reeeeeally almost there…"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock

Ness: 27

"Three more, Three more Three more Three more Three more!" Chanted Ness.

"DO IT THEN!!!" Screamed G&W.

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"We're IN Lats," Chanted Samus. "OMG I m AIN't A Filler!"

…

"DID u Dhear me!"?"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"We got our next cue…" Began Ness, "To get our clue!"

Ness cracked up over the sour pun.

G&W proceeded to pour lemonade into the boy's eyes.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in 8th Place

"There's that building with the next clue! …and there's Ness!" shouted R.O.B., "We can make it!"

Samus and Leon

"There are two teams!" Pointed Samus.

"Accelerate!" Ordered Leon.

R.O.B. and Falcon

"Get out Get out!" Screamed R.O.B. as he saw the other team.

Samus and Leon

"We're still in this, Hun!" Said Samus as she held Leon's hand.

R.O.B. and Falcon

"Clue box directly ahead!!" Hollered R.O.B. as he pummeled Falcon with a metal arm.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds

"Run fer it!" Panicked Ness as he stole R.O.B.'s taxi.

R.O.B. and Falcon

"Ignore! Ignore! Just keep going!" Seethed R.O.B. as he snatched up a clue.

Samus and Leon

"Just forget reading the clue and come on!" Said Leon irritably.

"'Kay." Said Samus.

Dramatic angles for all three teams for no reason.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch

The Pit Stop loomed in the distance as Ness and G&W headed over there with speed.

"It's sooo epic!" Gasped Koopa.

"No it isn't," Debated Ness as he stepped on the mat.

"Shut up," Retorted the host, "I'll make it epic!! Five-minute penalty for arguing!"

…

"Oookaaaayyyy…" Said a confused G&W.

Samus: 22

Falcon: 12

"How am I being beaten by a girl?!!?" Asked Falcon angrily.

Samus punched him. With a masculine arm.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
At Pit Stop

"Time up!" Said Koopa, "Wasn't that downright suspenseful?"

"No," Snorted Ness as he checked in, "It wasn't. No-one passed us."

"You're down five minutes, though!" Huffed the host, "Aren't you mad?!"

"CHECK US IN ALREADY!!!1" Beeped G&W.

"Team Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are team number seven!" Growled Koopa.

"Finally," Sneered Game & Watch.

Samus: 30

Falcon: 29

"Screw this," Said Falcon evilly, "I'm evil!"

…

"That was pointless," Snorted R.O.B., "Just finish!"

"Done." Falcon grabbed the Clue.

Samus and Leon
Dating

"We're in our taxi!" Yelled Leon as he slammed the taxi door shut.

Falcon and R.O.B.
Currently in Last Place

"Ah, damnit!" Mumbled R.O.B, "I remembered our taxi was stolen!"

"We lose, then?" Asked Falcon calmly.

"YOU SHOULD BE PANICKING!!! PANICK!!!" Screamed R.O.B. as he shook Falcon.

At the Pit Stop

Dramatic angles.

Samus and Leon shuffled and attempted to get out of the taxi.

Leon stumbled out with his single bag.

Samus stopped everything she was doing and picked up a quarter.

Leon face palmed.

R.O.B. and Falcon
Currently in Last Place

"Ah man…It's too late…" Sighed R.O.B. "Tooo late, 'ta 'pologii-iize, too laaate…tooo late 'ta 'pologiii-iize, too laaate!"

Falcon felt extremely uncomfortable.

Samus and Leon

"Samus and Leon, you are team number eight!" Said Koopa… …suspensefully.

"Whew…we made it!" Panted Leon. "We've made almost half-way through this race…"

R.O.B. and Falcon
Last Place

Falcon and R.O.B. were about to enter a rusty old taxi.

"We've blown it sky-high this time," Muttered R.O.B.

Koopa the host approached them slowly. He had a sad look upon his face.

Falcon saw the host.

"Ah." The bounty hunter choked out.

"Well…" Sniffed Koopa, "I'm sorry…but 8 teams have reached the Pit Stop. You are last this leg."

"Knew it." Fumed R.O.B.

"You two were tough racers, but you have made 9th. We shall definitely miss yo—"

"I hate you all!" Screamed R.O.B., ruining the moment.

…

"Die." Said Koopa as he shoved the robot in front of a passing van.

R.O.B. died.

"Thank god!" Cheered Falcon happily, "He was so annoying!"

"At least he's dead. Anyways, we'll miss you only." Reassured the Koopa.

"C'ya," Smirked Falcon as he whistled and picked up R.O.B.'s robotic remains. The bounty hunter picked up all the bags and slowly strode away.

The sun had finally risen all the way, what showed Falcon's remaining shadow, which was disappearing away.

Finish Times:

Victor and Lucario: 5:47 AM

Mewtwo and Luigi: 5:59 AM

Yoshi and Olimar: 6:02 AM

Quinn and Kirby: 6:56 AM

King Dedede and Lucas: 7:13 AM

Snake and Pikachu: 7:47 AM

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 8:22 AM

Samus and Leon: 8:29 AM

R.O.B. and Falcon: Undetermined – Eliminated!

Author's Notes: I feel that I should point this out. In the actual TV show, 'The Amazing Race', has changed the punishment nearly every other season. I thought my Race would be unique and would stand out more when in comparison to Hoogiman's and IStalkKirby's TAR races.

The multiple punishments:

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Teams must hand over all their money they had gained over the Race and have to begin the next leg with zero dollars.

Later on in the seasons, instead of just taking away money, teams are forced to also hand over all their possessions as well.

In the later Seasons, teams were simply marked for elimination. They must arrive at the pit stop in first place, or teams receive a 30-minute penalty. Once the 30 minutes was up, teams could check in. *

In the current seasons, the penalty was changed yet again. Teams were required to do another extra task, called a "Speed Bump". It was something only that team would have to do.

Those were the punishments for arriving in last on a non-elimination leg. Got the general idea?

* : That's the one I did for the last leg's non-elimination punishment.

Again, new poll. From now on, there's a new poll every leg I put up. Like Hoogiman. FYI, if you haven't read his Amazing Race, READ IT NOW. They are the greatest Super Smash Brothers stories I have EVAR read. Seriously.

Anyways, I'm nearly half-way through!

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