A/N. Idea bursts make me happy! And I'm sure they make you happy too. ;]

Chapter 4

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Tiffany awoke earlier that day. To be precise she woke up 10 minutes after Alucard had left. The first thing her stomach did was growl with hunger. She sighed. "I guess I have no choice but to search for my own food" She thought. She quietly got up from her bed. She walked towards the door and skipped into the hallway. The hallway was dimly lit and eerily silent. Tiffany felt as if she was some sort of criminal. She started walking down the vast hall. Occasionally she would hear loud boots and dive for a corner in fear of being caught. She seriously thought she was a prisoner or something at Hellsing.

As she was walking she decided to lighten up the mood with a song. "Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!, Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" She chirped as she skipped down the hall. She came across a slightly ajar door. She peeked inside curiously. It was......a KITCHEN! She did it! She reached her goal! She did a little victory dance and waltzed inside the kitchen. The kitchen had every utensil and pot and pan known to human!, and to some monkeys. The kitchen also had a little bar table with stools neatly aligned to the side of it. She smiled, she felt like she was at home already, then she remembered the incident that had only happened a few days ago. She shivered and slowly walked to the refrigerator.

She opened the door to the frig and let out a bloodcurdling scream. Alucards head fell out of the frig! It looked horribly distorted and definitely not attractive! Blood started seeping out of his eyes, and Tiffany fell on her butt terrified. Then his mouth opened and started laughing a deep and crazy laugh. Tiffany screamed again and wanted to run for the door but was glued to the spot. Her eyes started welling up with tears of fright. Then Alucard decided that it was enough and his body came into view, picked his head up and plopped it right back on his neck! Tiffany finally snapped out of it and tried to get up. Her brain had snapped out of it but her legs did not! Every time she tried to get up her legs kept shaking and she fell down again. Surely after this ordeal her butt would not feel so good. Alucard watched for a while amused, but then it got boring to him, he walked over and stretched his hand out to Tiffany to help her get up. She smiled nervously and cautiously took his hand. Once she was up she walked back towards the frig half expecting his head to come out again, but to her relief it did not.

She opened the frig and scanned the shelves. Once she found what she was looking for she took it out, and put it on the table. Then she walked over to a bread box and pulled out two slices of plain white bread. She then searched all the shelves for a knife. After two minutes of searching she walked back to the table. Tiffany felt dangerous holding the knife ;]. She stood over the table and examined what she had pulled out of the frig. On the table was a jar of.... Peanut Butter And Jelly! All in one convenient jar! She smiled. She examined the date and saw that it was not old, it was just bought yesterday. She grabbed the jar and tried to open it. It was as if the maker super glued the lid to the jar! While she was trying to open the jar Alucard snickered uncontrollably. POP! The lid finally came off. Tiffany sighed,she was getting weak. After that she grabbed the knife and spread the substance on the bread. She then took a bite out of it. "Yum" she thought. She noticed Alucard was still staring intently at her. It freaked her out. She tried to ignore it and continued eating her sandwich.

Just after she took the last few bites, Walter came running through the door. "NO, I'm to late!" He screamed. "To late?, for what?" Tiffany asked, she had been starting to get very nervous. "The peanut butter and jelly was old!" He said nervously. "No it wasn't, I checked the date it was only bought yesterday." She answered calmly. Walter walked over and examined the jar. Tiffany looked at it again. "A WEEK OLD?" She screamed. "THAT WASN'T WHAT I READ BEFORE!" At this moment Alucard broke down laughing. He fell onto the floor and clutched his chest. "YOU!" She yelled.

She was just about to smack him when her stomach made a noise. "BATHROOM, WHERES THE BATHROOM?!" She yelled. Walter quickly moved out of the way and pointed to a door across the hall. Tiffany ran as fast as she could to the bathroom. Walter had walked over to Alucard and sighed. "Why did you change the jars?" He said. Alucard got up and laughed. "I thought it would be funny, and it was." Alucard replied. Walter sighed and walked out of the room to tell Integra what had happened. Alucard couldn't care less, it was so worth it for him.

What Had Really Happened

When Tiffany was searching for the knife, Alucard had sneakily reached for the frig and grabbed a jar of week old peanut butter and jelly and replaced it with the new one. All in a matter of a few seconds.

Across The Hall

In the bathroom all you could hear was gagging and constant gurgling. "There goes all my insides!" Tiffany said with anger. She couldn't wait to see what dreadful punishment Integra would have Alucard do for this dreadful task...

A/N OOHH Cliffy. ;].. So what is the dreadful task? No one knows. Not even me! :] *snicker*

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