The Extra Smashy Amazing Race

by Ripper22

12 teams race around the world to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! With all the gooey stuff like Sappy jokes, Drug-dealing and AK-47 violence, this is a Race you won't soon forget! On the Last Leg, teams go to Smashville, the finish line- Three teams, only one winner, WHO WILL WIN? COMPLETE!

6. I Stabbed You With This Already

Leg six: I stabbed you with this already

Author's Note: We're half-way through now! There's 12 legs instead of 10! I'm trying to have this race as traditional as it can be. There are no more double-elimination legs because I figured out there was no need for another. I enjoy all of everyone's comments! Thanks Hoogiman again, for the constructive advice. I look forward to more of your TSAR4…That's all I had to say.

"Last time on the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, teams were at Poshley Heights!"

"Two tickets to Poshley Heights, Please!" Asked Lucas.

"Teams performed Real estate to move on!"

"…If there's anything I don't know, it's Politics and Real Estate!" Laughed Snake.

…

"Then why are we doing Buy it?"

"Some teams fell behind!!"

"We're almost completely in the very back!" Said an indignant Samus. "We're only ahead of two teams!"

"Others got ahead!!"

"Victor and Lucario outfoxed us!" Screamed Leon. "They're way ahead!"

"Team Samus and Leon went from the front of the pack in the beginning, to the very back at the end!"

"Damn those two," Cursed Leon. "We won't catch up to them again for a long period of time, like for 2 or 3 legs…"

"Team Quinn and Kirby gained in popularity, and moved back up the ranks!"

"Team Quinn and Kirby, you are team number Four!" Said Koopa.

"And there was a new host!"

"The new host for The –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race is—" Began Crazy.

The new host walked in.

It was—!

…

It was Koopa Troopa!

"The Hocotate employees lost their small amount of fans, and lost their title as first place."

"Damnit," Sighed Olimar, "We were right."

"It was a four-way deadlock to avoid elimination!"

"It's sooo epic!" Gasped Koopa.

"No it isn't." Debated Ness as he Stepped onto the mat.

"The four teams were the Dating couple, the Nerds, The Renowned F-Zero Racers, & the Rivals, Snake and Pikachu!"

"How am I being beaten by a girl?!?" Asked Falcon angrily.

Samus punched him. With a masculine arm.

"Team R.O.B. and Falcon ended up being eliminated because the Nerds stole their taxi!"

"Ah, Dammit," Mumbled R.O.B., "I remembered our taxi was stolen by those nerds!"

"Team R.O.B. and Falcon, 8 teams are already across the pit Stop…" Began Koopa.

"We're eliminated!" Screeched R.O.B.

"Can team Quinn and Kirby push aside their bad habits and make it to the top again? Can Samus and Leon pull out from that last place and avoid elimination? Also, will the Nerds get assistance to avoid that elimination? Finally, can Snake and Pikachu get along?"

"Eight teams remain…Who will be eliminated next?" Questioned the host.

Teams (With their current Handicaps they have):

Victor and Lucario (One of us is…um…never mind…read our intro interview)

Snake and Pikachu (Running low on money to buy drugs…and we hate one another)

Quinn and Kirby (We're receiving too much attention…And Quinn's still rigged)

Mewtwo and Luigi (My partner is really un co-operative, and he hates Water)

King Dedede and Lucas (A bad habit of getting distracted)

Yoshi and Olimar (Yoshi has A—Never mind, you'll find out after this leg)

Samus and Leon (We're last Place right now)

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (We're not very popular, compared to the other teams)

"Team Victor and Lucario, who was first to arrive at 5:47 AM, will depart at 5:47 PM!" Explained Koopa Troopa the brand new host.

Victor and Lucario
1st to Depart: 5:47 PM

Pre-leg interview

"Lucario's…getting older…and he's like…in his hundreds…but with age comes wisdom, am I correct?" Whispered Victor to the camera. "I just hope Lucario doesn't gripe again or start smoking. Other than that, we've done well, I guess? We're one of the four teams to win a leg so far."

Lucario limped in, saying,

"The luggage sure reminds me of the time I—"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

Victor had just gotten Lucario and the entire luggage inside the taxi.

"Now to read the clue." The alligator ripped open the clue and inspected it. "Okay…I'll read it aloud…Teams must now head for the Poshley Heights Airport, once there, teams can find their next clue. Okay, we basically go to that airport and we'll figure out what we're doing. Oh, and no smoking, or I'll see to it you never smoke again."

Mewtwo and Luigi
2nd to Depart: 5:59 PM

"We got to beat those-a Martial artist guys!" Exclaimed Luigi as he dashed up inside a taxi.

Mewtwo slid forward through telekinesis, and followed his green partner.

"I'm stuck between greed and a hard pact; I want to win this next leg, or better yet, every single leg coming up, however, I'll be breaking my pact with everyone that Luigi NEVER gets first. EVAR." Mewtwo complained.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Already here." Sighed Victor as he slammed that taxi door shut. "Don't start reminiscing, you old jackal!" Victor nagged the rude comment at Lucario.

"Hey, Who's older here? Me," Argued his partner, "So I really should be leader!"

"No-one's leader, you fleabag," Sniffed Victor, "We're working together to beat the others!"

"Quit badgering me then, and let's get on with this."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're nearly there," Hissed Mewtwo in a frightening way, as to scare his slumbering partner.

…

Mewtwo scratched Luigi on the face with his retractable-claws.

"AAAHHH!!! What the hell was that for?!?" Screamed Luigi as he touched his searing face.

"Wake up faster next time," Shrugged Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"Say, that's an Amazing Race symbol…isn't it?" Pointed out Victor. "It's next to the clue box! It's…yellow-orange, with a weird first-aid symbol in the middle of it. I'm kinda new to this Amazing Race stuff, Lucario?"

Lucario grunted, then stared at the Said Symbol.

"Looks like…like…that thingy warning teams 'er somethin'…" Said Lucario wistfully as he scratched his aged head in wonder. "It's a very rarely used one at that."

Koopa Troopa the host came up from behind.

Victor shrugged and opened the next clue.

"Intersection?" He read unsure. "A new thingy?"

Koopa coughed loudly and on purpose.

"Care for me to explain what an Intersection is?" He asked.

"Go on," Lamented Victor.

"Okay. Intersection!" Began Koopa, "In an intersection, teams must pair up with another team and work together until instructed to stop!"

"Oh." Said Lucario. "This is the second season of a TSAR to ever use a "Intersection," am I correct? The other was TSAR2."

"You are indeed correct. You'll have to wait for some teams to get here, but go ahead and check out beforehand what you guys are doing." Warned Koopa as he walked off.

Yoshi and Olimar
3rd to Depart: 6:02 PM

"We're out!" Said Yoshi exigently. I have no idea what that word means either.

"If we hurry, we can probably beat those aggro/Therapy guys!" Exclaimed Olimar excitedly.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Okay we have to wait for a team to pass by so we can join up with 'em!"

"We have…uh…Mewtwo and Luigi, Quinn and Kirby & Yoshi and Olimar as our only real choices…the other teams I think are lagging behind by hours…"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Partners

"We're here! We're here!" Said Luigi excitedly as he jumped up and down over and over and over and over and this is not a filler and over again.

"I know, I know," Grunted a disgruntled Mewtwo.

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

"There go those two dudes, inside that airport…" Said Olimar sheepishly.

"Follow them," Replied Yoshi simply.

Koopa Troopa

"Cut down on the 'Currently in' s? Will do, faithful reviewer!" Said Koopa happily. "Anything to make you decent common reviewers happy! I applaud anyone who's read this far!"

Victor and Lucario
Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
um…uh…you know

"It's an intersection!" Read Mewtwo. "I surely have never seen this thing before!"

"I have," Stated Lucario, "I used to watch TSAR, which came on every month!"

"Really…" Hissed Mewtwo, "My old rival. Lucario. Who would've thought that you'd be vital to my mission."

"Try to be a little more friendly, then." Growled Lucario. "An intersection is where one team must pair up with another."

"Thanks, I gue—" Began Luigi before Mewtwo backhanded him.

Yoshi and Olimar walked in right as Mewtwo was saying something.

"We team up…with…" Mewtwo saw the newly-arriving team. "Yoshi and Olimar!"

…

Yoshi and Olimar didn't care.

"Fine with us." Said Yoshi.

As the two newly-partnered teams started a traveling conversation, Victor and Lucario also conversed.

"We need to intersect with the next team, no matter who they are," Snapped Victor.

Lucario was looking at himself through a mirror and screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I have a white hair!" He yelled.

"And you're what, 142?"

"133 and holding," Lied Lucario.

"Shut up, Your age is vital. How old are you really?" Asked Victor.

…

"144." Sighed Lucario sadly.

"Wow, not much older than I thought," Mused Victor.

"Shut up, boy!" Said Lucario as he slapped the 14 year old. "Don't get cocky because you're 130 years younger than me!"

Quinn and Kirby
4th To Depart: 6:56 PM

"We're on our way!" Said Quinn as he did the Weasel war Dance.

"Aw man, you're still hyper!" Pouted Kirby, "We'll never get first again with your hyper-activeness!"

"Tacos…" Said Quinn.

"WHERE?! WHERE?!" Screamed Kirby ravenously.

…

"That proves nothing."

Victor and Lucario

"Okay, let's see, once teams have partnered up, they must choose between two locations as to where to go! This is because Leg 6 means we're half-way through, so it's just it. You must pick between…Port town…and Isle Delfino!" Explained Victor to his older teammate. "Once we pick, we get the earliest flight!"

Victor scanned the flight boards.

"Hmmm…at Port Town, It's going to get there faster, but Koopa the host said that the task we do there is life-threatening…Isle Delfino would be good for the slow decision-making teams…We're hares of the race, so Port Town it is!"

They ordered 4 tickets for the Port Town flight.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 1st Place

"We're picking Port Town." Said Mewtwo to the camera, in case their scene of conversing was edited out.

Mewtwo took a time card.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place

Quinn and Kirby slowly made it to the clue box with the intersection.

Kirby read it slowly.

"It's an intersection. We team up with another team. I remember this from TSAR2…good times, good times." Laughed Kirby.

Victor and Lucario walked up to the new team.

"Hey Quinn 'ol buddy, let's intersect! Another intersected pair is here, but that's it!" Explained Victor.

Kirby, currently being the only sane one of his team, thought about it for a while.

"Hm…okay. We side with you two." Said Kirby benevolently.

King Dedede and Lucas
5th to Depart: 7:13 PM

"Rararararaaa! Let's hurry, boy!" Exclaimed Dedede as he dashed out to the pre-ordered taxi.

"If you don't do anything funny…" Sighed Lucas.

Dedede purposefully slipped on a banana peel.

Lucas died from laughing.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place

"We need to now get on our flight, which takes off at 8:00…" Said Lucario.

"So let's get on now, it's 7:15!" Said Victor.

The two allied teams grabbed all their bags and made their way to the plane.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
1st on 8:00 flight to Port Town

"We're the first ones to be on a plane," Mused Mewtwo thankfully.

"We're good like that," Boasted Olimar.

…

"Um, yeah, let's just go with that." Said Mewtwo, laughing.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede. Again.

"You've said that fifteen times in row now! STOP!" Yelled Lucas indignantly.

…

…

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

"STOP!" Said Lucas.

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

"STOPPIT NOW!!!1"

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

"I swear I'll—"

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

"Please? Can you please shut up?" Begged Lucas.

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

…

"Hyuk, almost there!" Laughed Dedede.

"QUIT SAYING THAT!!!!"

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place

"Let's see the flight times…Lessee…The Port Town flights are at 8:00 & 9:30. Th' Delfino Isle flights 're at 8:00 PM & 10:00 PM!!" Mused Victor thoughtfully, "Our Flight is the 8:00 Port Town flight!"

Quinn bit his arm.

"Ow! What was that for?!" Asked Victor as he doubled in pain.

…

"Too big of description," Said Quinn through a bloody mouth.

Snake and Pikachu
6th To Depart: 7:47 PM

"We're departing," Stated a still-drug-injected Pikachu.

"They know, because that caption tells that we're departing." Said Snake.

…

Pikachu threw up 12 more Ibs of Alcohol.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
2nd on 8:00 Flight to Port Town

"We're here," Said Kirby. "What do we do now?"

Victor replied, "Well, we start playing Poker."

"Poker?!" asked Kirby confused.

"Yeah, Poker."

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"We'd go faster…" Argued Lucas, "If you didn't make me carry you the entire way over to the airport!!"

"Go faster, then!" Ordered Dedede.

"What makes you think I'll go faster and do all thi—"

"One million dollars," Said Dedede.

"Where's the acceleration pedal?" Asked Lucas.

Snake and Pikachu
Pre-Leg interview

"Pikachu agrees with me on everything!" Said Snake. "Ever since I dru—Gave him liquidized candy!"

"Yep."

"On everything he agrees with me." Continued Snake. "Everything."

"Yep."

"Stop agreeing with me!"

King Dedede and Lucas
At the airport

"It's an intersection, boy!" Exclaimed Lucas' Partner.

Silence.

"Toughen up already!" Said Dedede as he punched Lucas.

"OW!" Howled Lucas, "I freaking heard you!!"

Snake and Pikachu
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place

"Look, it's team Rivals!" Said Lucas, dispirited.

"Hyuk, it's team Ness, you feather-bottom!" Laughed Dedede.

…

"For once you aren't even funny." Sniffed Pikachu.

"Really, he's drug-injected and he doesn't agree with you!" Said Snake.

Silence.

"Wanna team up?" Asked Lucas.

"Sure."

They went to go buy tickets.

"Let's see…To Port Town! That seems like a good place!" Said Pikachu, whose words were just about to slur badly from the injection.

"Really, we'll be on the fast lane!" Exclaimed an excited Lucas.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
7th to Depart: 8:22 PM

"Let's go, I feel Lucas' stray psychic waves, so I know where he's been!" Said Ness excitedly.

"That can—" G&W remembered Translation problems. He wrote his sentence on a pack of cards.

That can help us! Follow his stray waves to where we need to go!

"Sure thing!" Said Ness as he started up the car.

Samus and Leon
Last to Depart: 8:29 PM

"We're in Last, Samus—Like Falcon and R.O.B., how they couldn't get out of last no matter how hard they tried!" Leon Seethed with rage. "Ness and his lackey! They're not far ahead I suspect! If we can out smart them, we'll be home-free! …. … …At least until the next leg."

"But…but they're nerds! They're supposedly really smart! Remember Yoshi and Ness, Season 2 of TSAR? They got 5th they were so darn cunning." Retorted a skeptical Samus.

"Forget nerds! Let's roll!" Said a revved up Leon as he started the taxi engine.

Pre-Leg interview

"Samus can be so unconfident sometimes," Said Leon, "I have to cheer her up because if I don't, she'll freak out harder!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"We can do it, sista'!" Said Leon.

"SISTER?!?!" Screamed Samus as she cut herself.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"Psyche!" laughed Ness.

"WILL YOU QUIT SAYING QUIPPETS FROM OTHER TAR FICS?!?!" screamed G&W as he swerved erratically on the road, hitting a car.

"Oh great."

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"LOOK! The nerds!" squealed Samus as she pointed at the stopping taxi.

"Driver, get ahead of those losers!" commanded Leon.

"No," Replied the driver, "I don't like bossy people."

Leon cried harder than he had so far.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"They're trying to pass us! Hurry! Get in the car again!" beeped G&W as he hopped in the driver's seat. The 2-d dude started that engine and zoomed off.

Ness glanced back and saw the last-Placing team, plodding behind them very slowly.

"There's the Airport!" Exclaimed G&W.

…

There's the airport! , G&W wrote on an extra card.

"Oooohhh," Oooed Ness.

They slammed that taxi door as they ran inside the airport.

Samus and Leon
Dating

"We've failed," Cried Leon. "Hurry up and get out!"

"But Leon, you have—"

"GET OUT!!!"

Samus growled and got out. With her knife set.

"Which one should I stab his arteries with?" She asked herself. In a comedic way.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds

"Ness Ness! Ness!" Said Ness.

"I'm not a pokemon!" Hollered Game & Watch.

"Oh. Are you D.K. in disguise?"

"What the hell, Ness? Just…just grab the clue in front of you!"

Ness noticed the 5'5 clue box in front of him.

"But…but I'm 4'11! I can't reach it!" Said Ness in a condescending tone.

Ness tried to jump and grab it.

He failed to do so.

"HURRY, NESS!"

"I'm trying!"

Samus and Leon
Currently in 7th Place

"Give us that clue box," Snapped Leon as he came up from behind. He snatched the second-last clue, while hissing.

He read it silently. The chameleon looked up with a surprised expression.

"Intersection? We have to team up with another team?!" Said Leon skeptically.

They searched for a different team other than Ness and Game & Watch.

For thirty minutes.

"I refuse to work with these…with these…" -Ness and G&W were playing Blackjack- "…Hooligans!"

"HOOGIMANS?!?" Screamed Samus and Ness.

"HOOLIGANS!!!" Screamed Leon and Game & Watch.

"Hoogiman—" Began Hoogiman.

"SHUT UP!"

"Okay, if we're working together, we can't act like this. We need to be calmer." Beeped Game & Watch.

Everyone stared at him.

"Oh, right." He added.

"Okay, if we're working together, we can't act like this. We need to be calmer." Said Leon in an insipid tone.

"That's what I said, you cretin!" Yelled Game & Watch.

Everyone stared at him.

"Ah, right."

Silence.

Koopa Troopa

"We're getting a complaint on over-usage on Usernames here," Said Koopa stoic, "But also, now every team has gotten a flight! All teams that are out have tickets! Intersected teams Victor, Lucario and Quinn, Kirby & Mewtwo, Luigi and Yoshi, Olimar, are on the 8:00 Port Town flight! It will land prior to 9:00! Intersected teams Snake and Pikachu & Dedede and Lucas are paired up and are on the 9:30 flight, which will land at 10:30! Teams Samus and Leon & Mr. Game & Watch and Ness are paired up, and are headed for Delfino Isle on the 10:00 PM flight! It lands at 12:00 AM! Midnight!"

1st Flight To Port Town
Arrived at 9:00 PM

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"First Place!" Cheered Kirby as he ripped open the clue. "Teams whom have landed in Port Town must now make their way to the F-Zero Garage, where all the racers park their vehicles before the race! Once there, teams must find one of the racers, who will hand them their next clue!"

"Why are 42 the answer to everything?" Asked Quinn irrelevantly.

"That has nothing to do with what we're talking about!" Said Lucario indignantly.

"Really," Added Victor.

"Life has nothing to do with death, but does death have to do with life?" Said Quinn philosophically.

Everyone stared at him.

"Taxi!" Yelled Lucario nervously.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're behind that other intersected pair! Hurry!" Yelled Yoshi as he claimed his and their luggage.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Asked Mewtwo as he whipped Luigi savagely.

Olimar stood clear away from Mewtwo and his useless lackey, in fright.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently In 1st Place

"Why can't this ever go faster? We're at the place of Capt. Falcon, the guy who speeds over the speed limit in every type of car at every time!" Griped Victor blatantly.

"Calm down, young one," Snorted Lucario Wolfishly. "We'll get there soon enough."

"Seriously," Butted in Kirby, "If you sit and think, you get lots and lots done!"

"This coming from a feather-weight," Chimed Victor angrily, as he sneered, revealing Hundreds of shiny little teeth, "That I could squish like a gnat!"

Kirby stopped being nosy after that.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"Agh, hurry up! Quit whipping Luigi and get in the car!" panted Yoshi angrily.

"Could we be any slower?" Asked Olimar, bored.

Just then, Mewtwo picked up a timer like in SSBB, and time slowed down by x4.

"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh," Said Olimar, affected by the timer.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"There's the garage!" Said Victor incessantly as he ordered the familiar driver to pull over there.

"We're ahead o' those punks," Sneered Quinn.

"Is he schizophrenic?" Asked Lucario to Kirby while pointing at Quinn.

Victor merely ignored and grabbed his backpack, leaving the others to discuss Quinn's hyper-disorder.

"He uh, had too much coffee about 16 hours ago, last leg." Explained Kirby.

"Ohhh."

"Come on!" yelled Victor impatiently, already in the garage. "That other intersected two-team will be here in minutes!"

Kirby and Lucario sighed dramatically as they dragged Quinn along.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're going to ditch you guys right after we're done with this intersection," Muttered Yoshi angrily. "Took them five minutes just to walk 30 yards."

Olimar nodded in agreement.

"Let's uh…leave these two slow-pokes to elimination. They're too rough for me; at least, that psychic feline with a torture disorder," Said Olimar quickly and quietly. He kept his Pikmin close at all times, remembering The Bootleg Race.

Koopa Troopa

"WHAT?!?! Season two for TBSAR is out?! More competition! First another TSAR, and now a TBSAR2! This is insane! We need to keep our ratings up! Do something!" Ordered Koopa roughly. "It's a competition—So let's make the other races forfeit!"

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
At the Garage

"Where's that guy?" Asked Victor cautiously.

"Over there?" Replied Kirby, skeptical.

In the corner was a shady figure.

"Yeah I doubt that." Laughed Victor. "It would be that guy who has a shirt saying 'I am not part of the Extra Smashy Amazing Race'! Silly Kirby!"

…

"Silly!"

They went to the shady figure and got the next clue.

Kirby cleared his dusty throat and began speaking.

"Teams must now go to the nearby F-Zero Station, a shop for local racers and where the famed Captain Falcon has been seen on multiple occasions! Once there, teams will be handed their next clue by the shop owner!" Kirby stuffed the clue in his mouth once he was done reading and said to the others, "Come on guys, if we hurry we'll get first and second!"

Victor, Lucario and Quinn bobbed their heads in agreement.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Intersection

"You morons, catch up!" Growled an irritable Yoshi as he strode ahead of his other teammates. Olimar struggled to gain on to his original partner. Olimar then dropped onto the floor and ordered his Naïve and servile Pikmin to carry him the rest of the way. Mewtwo was not far behind, only 1 yard. Luigi was last, 5 yards behind Mewtwo.

"Heehhh…guys…wait up…" Panted Luigi as Mewtwo slapped the plumber.

"Shut up, pack mule! We have a long way to go and we don't want to hear whining!"

Silence, after that.

…

"I'm hungry!" whined Mewtwo.

Everyone rolled his eyes.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"Sweet victory!" Sang Kirby excitedly as he ran ahead of his gang. Victor and Quinn followed, and Lucario was far behind. Due to his age problem.

"Hurry up, old man!" Laughed Victor hideously.

"Shut up!" Snapped Lucario, "I'm older than any of the other racers here, but that means I'm wiser than anyone else!"

Victor thought about that for a moment.

"That's a good thing." He replied, seeming unbiased.

Lucario shrugged and dropped the subject.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
At the Garage

"We're finally here at the stupid garage!" Snarled Mewtwo. "Can't you lot go any faster?"

"Well excuse me," Retorted Luigi Furiously. "I'm not the one whipping everyone!"

"Shut up, now. That other intersected gang will now we're behind them." Ordered Yoshi.

"Assuming we're right behind them, and that we haven't gone so slow that they got away!" Yelled Olimar angrily.

"We're definitely ditching them right after this," Whispered Yoshi.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"You guys are so much fun being Intersected with!" Said Victor drunkenly, "I've never had so much fun! We should…"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Intersection

"…Eat their bodies, organ by organ, and rip the intestines apart; And then comes the heart, it's actually good for you! Once we reach their arteries, I set it on fire!" Said Mewtwo, sighing dreamily at the sickening image, and he looked into space. "So beautiful…" he sighed. "… …Luigi? Luiiigiiii?"

Luigi was in another taxi that just took off.

"Oh well!" Mewtwo shrugged.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Intersection

"We're finally at that bar place that's for the Racers!" Said Victor blatantly.

"Could you say it anymore plain?" asked Kirby, bored out of his wits.

"No, I can't. Hurry up."

They strode inside the building and looked for the bartender.

"Where's that guy?" Victor asked of himself.

"Let's split into two groups of two," Spat out Kirby, "Me an' Victor will be near the bar, while Lucario and Quinn go over there, next to those tables."

"Fine by me," Replied Victor as he marched off with Kirby.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're almost to that dumb Barber shop place—" Started Mewtwo.

"Bar, BAR…"

"-BAR place, yes, with our next clue!" Said Mewtwo cynically.

"Get real." Snorted Yoshi.

"Get a life." Laughed Olimar.

"You're not helping our case," Hissed Yoshi in Olimar's pointy ear. "Against us and that damned cat. Keep quiet. Can't you see the tension between us two teams?! We need to be as quiet as often as we can, if we don't want a riot caused."

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"We didn't find it," Sighed Lucario sadly. "We're losing that lead we had."

Victor was chuckling.

"Well," he said while trying to keep a straight face, "Who found what now?" The alligator cocked his head to one side while saying, "It's me who's done it this time!"

…

"Huh?" Asked Lucario, confused.

"Hehe," Laughed Victor, "I found that clue! I bribed someone to give me it!"

He opened it, to find that it was a brochure to a women's spa.

"Dammit!" he cursed. "Foiled again!"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Intersection

"There's the bar place, though I doubt it's it. We're bunglers." Sighed Luigi sadly.

"Calm down, This is it." Said Olimar with a frown.

They stepped outside their taxi, leaving Luigi to guard their rations of supplies.

"Oh Christmas treee oh Christmas treee, dum-de-dum-de-dum-du—"

Luigi, I can read your mind you know, CONCENTRATE! Thought Mewtwo to Luigi.

"Sorry."

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Intersection

"Okay this time, I really did find it." Said Victor confidently as he held up the clue.

"No, I found it," Argued Quinn. He too, had a clue.

Victor opened his clue, and found out it was a carbon copy of Quinn's.

"Um…lol?" Said Victor, confused.

The Laugh track went off.

"Saved by the Laugh Track!" Muttered Lucario.

"Shut up so I can read it." snapped Kirby as he snatched the clue. "Roadblock!"

"Roadblock!" explained Koopa Troopa, "A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform! In This Roadblock, Teams must go to the nearby racetrack and complete 7 laps around it! This is extremely dangerous and life-threatening, because other racing vehicles are able to shove your car off the track! That is why F-Zero is a dangerous game. Once they have successfully completed 7 laps, teams will be handed their next clue by the referee!"

"Whatever," sighed Kirby. "I guess I'll do it."

"How about me?" asked Victor. "I don't think that I've really done any roadblocks yet."

"Fine." lamented Kirby.

They departed towards the racetrack.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Yoshi and Olimar
Intersection

"Found that clue." sulked Yoshi as he handed it to Olimar, the reader.

Olimar read it to himself.

"Roadblock alert!" Olimar sounded out. "We're picking one of us to do the roadblock!"

"I will!" ventured Yoshi to save face. "Onward!"

They headed for the same place the other two teams were headed for.

Victor

Victor and his friends were at their destination: The racetrack. Victor gulped as he revved up the engine. I should've let Kirby do this one, He thought enviously. The chances of me dying are—AHHHHH!

Victor began Panicking.

"I quit!" He said just a moment too late. The lights turned green. Go.

"DANGIT!!" Said Victor as his vehicle plodded off the starting line.

Yoshi

"I have to do this?!" Asked Yoshi furiously as he pointed to the track's loop-de-loop and the gap after that. "This is insane!"

"If Falcon can do it," Said Olimar, "So can you!"

"Falcon's a freaking athlete who trained nearly every day! He does this stuff as a fourth career! This is second-nature to him! This is—"

Yoshi's car blew up.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
Laps: 0/7

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1" Screamed Victor as he went straight off the loop-de-loop… …and on to the track. "Phew."

…

His car swerved suddenly off the course.

"WaS iT SoMeThiNG I SAAAAAAAAiD?!?!" Yelled Victor as his car crashed.

Yoshi
On Roadblock
Laps: 0/7

"Go you stupid car!" Said Yoshi angrily as he toggled with random buttons.

…

Nothing happened.

"How do you start these stupid things?" He asked Gruffly.

Nothing happened.

"It's like they hate me!" Yoshi growled.

Nothing happened.

"Why? What'd I do?" he asked apathetically.

Something happened.

"I'm sorry?" Said Yoshi skeptically.

His car blew up.

Victor
on Roadblock
Laps: 1/7

"This is so hard! How does Falcon do this for charity?" asked Victor as he completed his second lap.

He saw that Yoshi's car was ahead of him, and the alligator gasped.

"I forgot my license! I'm only 14! OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!!" Victor screamed as he swerved left and right.

Yoshi
On Roadblock
Laps: 2/7

"This…is…so…hard…" said Yoshi with anger as his car gave a SCREEEEEEE!! From scraping on the track's floor.

2nd Flight To Port Town
Arrived at 10:30 PM

King Dedede and Lucas
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 3rd Place

"We're here!" said Lucas as he hyperventilated.

"Finally," snarled Pikachu as he rubbed his noggin slowly. "I feel like I woke up from a long nap or something."

Snake injected another syringe into him.

…

Pikachu skipped merrily along towards the luggage claim, whistling "Up on the house top".

Yoshi
On Roadblock
Laps: 5/7

Yoshi just completed his sixth lap and was starting his seventh when a major catastrophe occurred.

Victor was coming up behind him as they went up the loop-de-loop, and once they went through it, he slammed his Racing car into Yoshi's, causing the dinosaur to spin forward at dangerous speeds. He crossed the finish line and hit the side of the road with a WHAM!

Victor stopped erratically as he crossed the finish line, and he opened the cockpit and Victor leapt out and headed to the referee.

He gladly accepted the clue and went towards his friends.

Yoshi groaned and slowly opened the cockpit. He was very badly scared and dazed from the wreck. He was also bleeding profusely on his skull.

"Ohhh…my head…" He held his skull in his hands, which were also bleeding as well.

Olimar ran up to him.

"Yoshi! Yoshi! Speak to me!" He cried in fear for his friend.

"What?" Asked Yoshi as he picked his head up.

"Olimar here! How many fingers am I holding up?" Asked the captain.

"WHO?" Asked Yoshi.

"Olimar, your pal!"

"Who's Olimar? And how am I his pal?" Asked Yoshi defensively.

"Oh good gracious…" Said Olimar stunned. "You have amnesia!"

Olimar began panicking.

"Oh man oh man, this bad, VERY bad…"

"What's bad? And why do I have a splitting headache?" Yoshi pressed on Questions at Olimar again.

"I'm your friend, called Olimar! We're in this Race called The Extra Smashy Amazing Race! We're winning the million dollar prize! Come on!"

"Million dollars? Okay…" Asked Yoshi, scratching his bloody head with a sliced up hand.

"Follow me!" Olimar said as he beckoned for Yoshi to come. Yoshi, having amnesia, followed Olimar in confusion and fright.

Victor and Lucario
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"If I heard correctly," Cackled Victor evilly, "Yoshi now has amnesia and they still haven't reached the clue-person yet! They'll be hard-pressed to keep an amnesiatic calm and catch us at the same time!"

"Home free," Said Kirby as he gave Victor a Thumbs-up.

"Ahem," Victor cleared his throat and began reading, "Teams must make their way to Falcon's warehouse!"

"The newly un-intersected teams must now travel to Captain Falcon's warehouse, where Falcon keeps all his trophies and cars for safety reasons!" explained the host.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"You are now un-intersected and must work on your own hereon!" read Victor carefully. "I don't really care if those two hefty-eaters beat us to that mat this leg—Plenty of other legs we could win."

"Good point." Sniffed Lucario fakily.

Kirby and Quinn
Currently in 2nd Place

"There go those two," said Kirby roughly, "Not that I care if they beat us to that mat, anyways."

"Let's go be passive!" said Quinn.

…

"Please?" begged Quinn.

Kirby stood there.

"I'll pay you," reasoned Quinn.

Kirby stood there.

"Pretty please?" Groveled Quinn.

Kirby stood there.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"Too bad for those suckers," Laughed Mewtwo, "It's Yoshi's own fault he has amnesia!"

"Whatever." Sighed Luigi as he got in the taxi.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"Argh, why now do we have to un-intersect now, of all times?!" Asked Olimar rhetorically.

"What does that mean?" Asked Yoshi like a curious child.

"Intersecting is where one team has to team up with another," Replied Olimar exasperatedly.

"Oh."

Snake and Pikachu
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"Daisy, daisy, gimme your answer, doo," Sang Pikachu happily, "I'm so crazy, all fer the love of you!"

"Okay now he's getting a little annoying," Groaned Lucas.

"Want me to—" Started Snake.

"No."

"Look! The garage!" Hyuked Dedede, pointing.

"Oh Snake you charmer," Laughed Pikachu drunkenly.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Here." Said Victor curtly while opening the taxi door. Lucario followed him.

Once inside, they scanned the building's interior for their next clue.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"There it is." Pointed out Luigi carelessly.

"Here it is," Said Mewtwo softly as he caressed his long-lost knife.

"Someone else is here already." Said Luigi in alarm.

"I stabbed you with this already." Added Mewtwo.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"There! That building in the distance! Is that the one we're looking for?" Asked Kirby to his teammate.

"Is it cherry flavor?" Asked Quinn as he jumped up and down in his seat at an alarming rate.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"Agh, where'd those other teams go?!" Fumed Olimar. "This was terrible timing on our part."

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Here it is!" Said Victor gleefully as he ripped the envelope open and read the clue softly, "It's…a bunch of gibberish? I guess we solve out what it spells! The letters are 'N…e…t…o…t'. Maybe…It's a location?"

"Yeah well, hurry up." Said Lucario while shuffling his feet, "The other teams will be here any minute."

"N…E…O…Nah…how about Ontte!" Suggested Victor.

"Nope. No such place. I would know."

"On…tet? No…On…et…oh! I got it! 'Onett'!" Said Victor. "We need to depart for Onett apparently!"

"Let's hurry," Ordered Lucario, "Those other teams are desperate for—"

They bumped into Mewtwo and Luigi.

"Well, if it isn't Lucario and Victor!" hissed Mewtwo. "Do you two know where the clue is?"

"Over there," Said Victor confidently, pointing in the complete opposite direction, "It's waaaaaay over there."

"Thanks-a!" Thanked Luigi as he followed Mewtwo.

Both were silent until they were out of earshot.

"Let's get out of here quick." Whispered Victor.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place

"Victor and Lucario are coming out of that hotel! Let's just follow them! We'll be penalized for not following in order, but so what? It's only a few minutes that we'll be penalized for!!" Explained Kirby to his less-than-sane Teammate Quinn.

"Goodie Goodie Goodie Goodie Goodie!!" Chanted a hyper Quinn.

"Follow that taxi, driver!" Commanded Kirby.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members

"I can't find the clue anywhere!" Panicked Luigi.

"Agh, they lied to us! Let us look over here!" Fumed Mewtwo.

They searched some more.

King Dedede and Lucas
Snake and Pikachu
Intersection

"We need to go to the local Bar place around here," Explained Lucas to the other three.

"Ooo! I love card games!" Said Pikachu.

"That's irrelevant to what we're talking about!" Said Lucas angrily.

…

"You jerk! I'm taking you off my face book friends list!" Snapped Pikachu.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"We've made it to the airport before any others!" Said Lucario thankfully.

"Buy a ticket!" Barked Victor, because they were next in line.

"Two tickets to Onett, please." Asked Lucario.

"A teenager and a senior?" Asked the ticket salesman.

Lucario stuttered and looked down at the floor.

"N-no, it's…it's a…a teenager…and…a…Archaic…" Admitted Lucario.

"Ha ha! Old person!" Laughed the ticket salesman.

Lucario cried.

"LUCARIO IS OLD!!1" Sang Victor.

"Why are you being so mean to me on my birthday?" Cried Lucario like a kid. "I'm only turning 145 this evening!"

Kirby and Quinn
Currently in 2nd Place

"There! They went inside the airport to depart somewhere!" Shouted Kirby.

They headed inside.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members

"Why can't we get this?" Cried Luigi.

"This is dumb," Sighed Mewtwo, bored, "What word can we get out of the letters 'Ontet'?"

"ONETT!" Shouted Luigi, "Why didn't we see it before?! We need to depart for Onett at the local airport!"

"Get in the car!" Ordered Mewtwo roughly.

"Why?" Asked Luigi.

"Because I killed you to." explained Mewtwo as he killed Luigi.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"There's the Warehouse," Explained Yoshi, "And I see a yellow car! That's what a car is, right?!"

"Yes," Sighed a tired Olimar, "That's what a Car is. What time is it?"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"What are the times to Onett?" Asked Victor. "It's 11:17 PM!"

"Well," Began the worker, "There's times 11:30, 12:00, and 1:30!"

"What time do they arrive at Onett?"

"The earliest, 11:30, arrives at 12:00, the 12:00 flight lands at 12:30, and the 1:30 lands at 2:00!"

"Good. Two tickets to the 11:30 flight." Said Victor as he claimed the tickets a few seconds later.

"Uh-oh," Said Lucario as he pulled on Victor's shirt, "Look it's the two Students."

"So what?" Snorted Victor.

Quinn and Kirby
Victor and Lucario

"There's the Martial Arts dudes," Said Kirby lazily. "Not that I'm hurrying or anything."

"Cluck cluck cluck!" Clucked Quinn.

"(Sigh), where are the tickets?" Asked Kirby tiredly.

"Over there." Replied Victor, pointing at the ticket booth behind them "Good luck?"

"Yeah. Good luck." Sighed Kirby exasperatedly.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"There's the-a airport!" Exclaimed Luigi-a. Uh-oh.

"Well then, drive faster!" Replied Mewtwo angrily while clawing Luigi's leg.

"I'M NOT DRIVING!!!" Screamed Luigi.

"Oh."

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"We're definitely going down this leg. BIG time." Sighed Olimar angrily.

"Leg? I thought a leg was the thingy connected to your foot?" Said Yoshi confused.

"There's another meaning for leg," Explained Olimar furiously.

"Oh."

Ba-dum-tish.

King Dedede and Lucas
Snake and Pikachu
Intersection

"Wow! We are on the roadblock! Who wants to do it?" Asked Pikachu happily.

"I will, says me, Dedede!" Exclaimed Dedede.

"Good luck!" Said Pikachu cheerfully.

…

"I'm sure when he's not drugged he's a lot more tolerable." Mused Dedede.

Victor and Lucario
1st on 11:30 Flight to Onett

Quinn and Kirby
Students

"We're second on that flight thingy," Explained a bored Kirby. "Is it me, or is this race getting boring?"

Quinn and Kirby
2nd on 11:30 Flight to Onett

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"Okay, there's letters O-N-E-T-T. What does that spell?" Asked Olimar. "What can you get from O-N-E-T-T?! Argh, this is hard!"

"Onett?" Suggested Yoshi.

"What the-? I thought you had amnesia!" Said Olimar indignantly.

"I do."

"How'd you solve that, then?"

"O-N-E-T-T spells Onett." Said Yoshi simply.

Ba-dum-tish.

King Dedede
on Roadblock
Laps: 3/7

"Rararararaaa! I'm a natural at this racing stuffs!" Laughed Dedede evilly.

"Go Dedede!" cheered Pikachu.

…

"Okay…" Everybody egged Pikachu.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Buying Tickets to Onett

"Two tickets to the earliest flight to Onett!" Said Luigi quickly.

"Two tickets to 11:30 flight coming up!"

"What time is it?" Asked Mewtwo.

"11:26," replied Luigi as he flinched.

"Good," laughed Mewtwo evilly. "Four minutes until we must depart."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Last on 11:30 Flight to Onett

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place

"We're almost at the airport to depart for Onett!" Exclaimed Olimar.

Yoshi had a heart attack.

"Yep. In fact, were exactly one mile away from it!"

Yoshi had a heart attack.

"Like, that means in less than a minute!"

Yoshi had a heart attack.

"I'm so happy because we're almost there."

Yoshi died.

"I'm not joking!"

Yoshi was dead.

King Dedede
on Roadblock
Laps: 6/7

"Hyuk, almost done!" explained Dedede.

"Finish it off! Finish it off!" Barked Snake.

"Oh-no," Panicked Lucas, "It's…it's…Captain Falcon!"

The blue falcon was on the horizon, speeding at 500mph towards Dedede, who was going 1/10 that speed and was unaware.

"Payback time," Laughed Falcon as he went into third gear.

"DEDEDE!!! LOOK OUT!!!" Hollered Lucas.

Just as Dedede crossed the finish line, he pulled off toward the side where the referee was.

Falcon had been going so fast he wasn't able to stop his car in time from crashing against the building ahead.

"CURSES!!" Cursed Falcon. "Foiled agaaaaaaaaaaaainnn!!1"

His Blue Falcon blew up.

Dedede hit the referee while parking his racing car.

"Whoops!" Laughed Dedede as he snatched the clue from the crippled ref.

"Newly un-intersected Teams must now make their way to the Warehouse of Captain Falcon, where the famed Captain hides all of his trophies and vehicles. Teams will find their next clue here! "

"C'mon Claus, we can—"

"DAMMIT DEDEDE, GET IT RIGHT!!! LUCAS! LU…CAS!!!" Yelled Lucas.

Yoshi and Olimar
Ordering tickets to Onett

"The first flight's already departed?! Okay…When's the next flight?" Asked Olimar.

"At 12:00 Midnight!" explained the clerk. "The time is currently 11:41 PM!"

"We'll take it! Only 19 minutes to wait! Easy!" Said an optimistic Olimar. "Those two teams, the rivals and King Dedede & Claus are miles behind! They got on the flight over here was a hour behind ours!"

Yoshi and Olimar
1st on 12:00 flight to Onett

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"Get in the taxi!" Exclaimed Lucas as he opened it for his teammate.

"Sure thing, LUCAS!" Said Dedede unsuspicious-like.

…

Lucas shrugged it off.

"To Falcon's warehouse!" commanded Lucas.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"Alone again…with you," Said Snake lividly, gesturing at the rodent.

"Ahh, yes. Spring." Sighed Pikachu whimsically.

"It's in the middle of winter." Corrected Snake.

…

"No more face book for you." Said Pikachu as he retched alcohol out the window.

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

"It's 11:53. Seven more minutes." Said Yoshi calmly.

"Those other were…not that far behind…" Said Olimar worriedly.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"We're not far behind Yoshi and Olimar! I smell them!" Said Dedede.

"How? Penguins can't smell!" Argued Lucas.

Dedede inhaled him, and then exhaled Lucas through his nose.

Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Enemies

"We're here at that warehouse," Griped Snake, "So where's that clue?"

"Here! Here!" Said Pikachu gleefully as he ran up with the clue in his mouth.

"Good dog." Said Snake. "Wait, I don't wanna touch that! You put your mouth on it, sick!"

"Snake, just open it!" Said Pikachu.

"No. Your germs—"

"One Million dollars."

"Give me that."

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

"It's 11:54." Sighed Olimar as he seated himself on the plane.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 6th Place

"We still haven't found the clue!" Exaggerated Lucas as he ripped open the clue. "O-T-N-T-E. It's a word that we need to make out of these five words!"

"Onett?" Suggested Dedede.

"Don't be dumb," Scolded Lucas. "Maybe…it's Ontet?"

"Onett?"

"Ahem. Sorry, my throat hurts. I must've imagined hearing that!" Said Lucas angrily. "Tonet?"

"Onett?"

"Of course! I know what it is! Onett! I'm a genius!" Said Lucas happily.

Dedede just sighed and rolled his eyes.

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"Hurry, Dedede and Lucas are already done with solving it!" Panicked Pikachu.

"They said "Onett". That's what it spells." Said Snake, staring at Pikachu.

"Of course no—Hey, you're right! Come on, let's follow them!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 5th Place

"We're here already! Get inside!" Ordered Lucas.

"Don't tell me," Rapped out Dedede as he ran inside.

…

"Hurry up, Lucas!" Called Dedede.

"Don't tell me," Argued Lucas.

"Quit re-using my lines!"

Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Enemies

"Agh, those Party guys got away!" Fumed Snake.

"Dangit!" Pouted Pikachu.

King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals

"Two tickets to your earliest flight!" Rapped Lucas. "And make it snappy!"

"Here, two tickets to the 12:00 flight!" Said the clerk, "It's currently 11:58 PM!"

"Whoa, hurry! Two minutes, pal!" Said Dedede cautiously as he headed for their airplane.

"That means," Thought Lucas aloud, "That means Snake and Pikachu won't be on the same flight as us!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Last on the 12:00 Flight to Onett

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"Ah man," Pouted Pikachu, "We're here finally at the local airport!"

"There's the ticket booth." Said Snake frantically.

"Two tickets to the 12:00 Flight, ma'am!" Explained Pikachu rapidly.

"Sorry. It's currently 11:59 PM. It is now starting to depart."

"NUUUUUUUUEZ!!1" Screamed Snake dramatically.

"Here are two tickets to the next flight, the 1:30 AM flight!" Said the booth worker.

"We're going to be eliminated," Sobbed Pikachu.

"All teams that picked Port Town now have a flight to Onett! The Martial artists, the Students and the Therapy Members are on the first flight, the 11:30 PM Flight, landing in Onett at 12:00 AM! The Hocotate Employees and the Party lovers are on the 12:00 Flight, which arrives at Onett at 12:30 AM! The Mortal Rivals are on the last flight, the 1:30 Flight, which lands at 2:00 AM! Intersected Teams Samus and Leon & Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, are arriving at Delfino Isle at 12:00 AM! It is right now 12:00 AM!"

Single Flight to Delfino Isle
Arrived at 12:00 AM

Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Intersection

"Oh my gosh we're out," Said Ness. "If we're going to be intersected, let's at least try to be calm and mature about this!"

Samus killed Game & Watch.

"Amirite?" Asked Ness.

Leon ripped Ness' leg off.

"I said, amirite?" He asked again.

Ness lost both arms.

"…Guys?"

1st Flight to Onett
Arrived at 12:00 AM

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"Omigoshwe'refirstandeverythingandI'mhavingaflashfrigginbacktolegfivewhensomethingsimilarlikethishappened" Said Quinn in one breath.

"Breathe, Quinn." Said Kirby parenting-like.

"Hehhh…hooo…hehhh…" Panted Quinn.

"Teams must now head for Onett's local drug store!" Read Kirby, "Once they are there, teams will find their next clue near the store."

"Let's hurrrrrrrrrrryyyy!!!" Slurred Quinn.

Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're near the end, Luigi!" Sang Mewtwo harmoniously, "Just a tad bit longer, and we'll be free of our hunger to win!"

"Can't argue with-a that." Shrugged Luigi passively.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Hold on, Lucario!" Yelled Victor as he stumbled out of the airport and onto the busy street.

He was run over. How dramatic.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Samus and Leon
Intersection

"Okay," Said Ness calmly, "I'll read our clue. Ahem. Teams must now find a Pianta with a boat. He should take teams across the ocean towards the main islands. Once teams have reached the main square, teams can find their next clue."

Mr. Game & Watch beeped a couple of times.

"What's he saying?" Asked Samus irritably.

"I have no clue," Explained Ness, "Our translator quit on us Leg 5."

"Ouch." Hissed Leon as he flinched. "That's going to affect you twos' racing."

Samus and Leon exchanged joyful glances.

"Too bad." Tut-tutted Samus. "We must be getting on our way now."

"We gotta look for that pianta dude!" Said Ness optimistically.

"Right." Said Leon as he looked around.

After a minute of silence and glancing awkwardly at one another, Ness spouted out,

"Look! There he is! By that lighthouse!" Said Ness excitedly. "He's starting his motor boat!"

"Eh…good eye there…Ness…" Said Leon weakly.

"He's already getting annoying," Whispered Samus angrily.

"I know," Agreed Leon. "How can that 2-d guy stand him?!"

"I can't." Beeped G&W. He knew they couldn't understand him, but he felt he needed to say it.

"Well…let's…head over there," Said Leon with an obviously fake smile.

"Okay!" Said Ness happily.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place

"Keep looking out the window to see the Drug store." Ordered Kirby.

Quinn kept staring out the window as he was told.

He stared at everything that the taxi passed by; including the Clue-containing Drug store he was supposed to look for.

Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 2nd Place

"There's the-a Drug store," said Luigi, expecting to get hit.

He flinched horribly as he waited.

And waited.

And waited.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

Victor stepped out of the local Onett hospital with bandages from getting hit by a car.

CONTINUITY!

He massaged his nearly broken skull.

CONTINUITY!

Victor realized he opened 13 of his flesh wounds.

CONTINUITY!

He moaned.

Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Intersection

The only intersected pair of teams that picked Isle Delfino were on their way to Delfino Plaza.

"This is so much fun!" commented Ness naïvely.

Samus face palmed.

Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 1st Place

Mewtwo's booming and ominous voice (He was gifted with a sharp ominous-sounding tone of voice, so he sounded very evil when he wanted to) asked his slow partner,

"Where's our clue? I cannot find it anywhere."

"Over here-a! It says Detour! Find it or Bind it!" read Luigi confidently.

"Detour!" sang Koopa, "A detour is a choice between two tasks! In this detour…Find it, or Bind it!"

"In Find it, you must head to the nearby mountain and look for the famed Asteroid that landed on top of the mountain! Ness found this meteor and gained his PSI psychic powers from it! This asteroid his well-hidden, so teams that have poor choice of direction will mess this one up quickly."

"In Bind it, Teams have to head for the local gaming hangout for Ness and his gang. Once there, teams must play every game and beat all of them! This is easy for those who love gaming, and they'll find themselves leading far ahead of the others!"

There was a moment of silence. Then Mewtwo spoke,

"We must do Find it, I have not an understanding for games that fascinates children," Scoffed Mewtwo.

Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place

"We ended up passing that stupid drug store! Quinn, pay attention!" Snapped a tired Kirby. "This race is…getting boring for me some reason."

Kirby and a still Ultra-Hyper Quinn got out of the taxi and Sprinted for the next clue.

"It's a detour," Explained Kirby as he read the clue. "And we're doing Bind it!"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"Oh, my aching head," Whimpered Victor as he rubbed that cracked skull of his. "I swear to something that I'm bleeding internally."

"Oh Hush," Silenced Lucario as they moved closer towards the Drug Store.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Find it

"Are you sure this is near where Ness found that meteor?" Asked Mewtwo.

"Of-a course, Ness mentioned it one time, too bad I was resentful to listen so I didn't hear all of it, though he mentioned a marked tree somewhere." Explained Luigi.

…

Mewtwo killed him for the fun of it.

Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Intersection

"We're nearly there," said the Pianta driver.

"Oh good," Replied Ness. "The sooner the better."

Quinn and Kirby
On Bind it
Games beaten: 2/13

"Man, we better hurry," Said Kirby, "We've only beaten 2 games out of 13!"

"WhatEVER You SAY Kirby OLD pal!" Grinned Quinn.

"Make that three." Smirked Kirby.

2nd Flight to Onett
Arrived at 12:30 AM

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place

"Rararaa! Finally out!" Laughed Dedede as he read the clue. "Teams must now head for Onett's local Drug Store! Once there, teams can find their next clue!"

"Let's go!"

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place

"I'm sorry I let you down, Yoshi, I truly am!" Cried Olimar. "This is my fault and everything!"

…

"Who are you again?" Asked Yoshi.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place

"How about Find it? You're psychic, and if another psychic were to do Find it, you'll just have to follow them!" Explained Victor wisely.

"Wow, excellent idea!" Commented Lucario. "Want to chance it? We'll either be very lucky, or be very lost."

"I'll chance it!" Victor said as he gave Lucario a thumbs-up.

"Good. Find it, it is."

Mewtwo and Luigi
On find it

"You're psychic, Mewtwo! You should find this psychic powered asteroid easily!" Complained Luigi.

"Shut up, I'm sensing it." Said Mewtwo arrogantly. He cocked his head to one side and listened in.

Quinn and Kirby
On Bind it
Games Beaten: 6/13

"Hey, this kind of easy…" Hummed Kirby as he claimed his seventh arcade game victory.

Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Intersection

"We're here!" Cheered Ness as he ran towards the giant pianta statue in the middle of Delfino plaza. He accepted the clue from the mayor, and read out loud: "Ahem, Teams must now head to the fruit stands and help move one to another side of town! Once this is completed, teams will be handed their next clue! Come on, guys, I sense we're already almost done here!" Ness darted over there as the other three built more tension between the two rivaling teams.

"I feel that both of us teams going to be hating one another after this," Hissed Leon to his girlfriend.

Pre-Leg interview
Samus and Leon

"Sure, me an' Samus fight sometimes," Explained Leon, "And sure we hurt one another, but we really do love one another, and almost nothing could change that!"

…

"You really think that?" Said Samus suggestively.

Victor and Lucario
On Find it

"Hey…HEY! I sense Mewtwo! He's right near the crater!" Rejoiced Lucario. "He hasn't been able to sense it is because he's upwind from it!"

"Let's get there before him! Hurry!" Whispered Victor.

Quinn and Kirby
On Bind it
Games beaten: 10/13

"We're nearly done!" Cheered Kirby, "I saved the easiest arcade game for last, wise choice eh?"

"GoodoneGoodoneGoodoneGoodone!!1" Bounced Quinn. "Whoa…I'm not feelin' so good now…" The ferret clutched his stomache.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place

"We've found the Drug Store and the clue!" Celebrated Dedede. "I wonder what it says!"

"Detour! Find it or bind it!"

Victor and Lucario
Completed Roadblock
Currently in 1st Place

"We did it! We got here before those therapy takers!" Cheered Victor as he quietly opened the clue. "Teams must now make their way to Ness' home, which is the sixth Pit Stop in this race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive will be eliminated."

"Let's do this thing!" Replied Lucario as he made his way back to their taxi.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Find it

"Hey! I sense another psychic nearby! They're departing from here! That means…that means…" Stuttered Mewtwo. "Someone's ahead of us now for sure! It must be over there!"

Both dashed over to where Mewtwo hinted at.

They were correct. "Hey, I was right! We're headed for Ness' house, the sixth and half-way point Pit Stop in the race!" Mewtwo cheered.

"Let's-a go!" Cheered Luigi, "If we don't come last this leg, I'll be the highest I've ever gotten! In every Amazing Race, I've never been higher than 8th! But now, if I make it this leg, I'll be higher than-a ever!"

"Dammit." Cursed Mewtwo at the thought of being Luigi's help for being really high up in the ranks.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"We're here in our, taxi," Explained Victor to the camera, "And we're figuring out that Ness lives nearby that Drug-store! We're now departing for the Pit Stop!"

Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Intersection

"We're done with that extra task!" Explained Ness, "And I'm now reading the clue! It reads as follows: Newly un-intersected Teams who have picked Isle Delfino must now find all the Wanted posters showing Mario around town! There are 11 posters for every team, so there are 88 posters in all. All posters have been marked for certain teams! That's the clue. I'm looking for our color posters….we're blue! Samus and Leon, you guys are—Hey, where'd they go?"

Samus and Leon
Un-intersected

"Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!!" Said Samus quickly while running for their first visible poster.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"There's Ness' house! In the horizon! Only about 300 yards! Step on it, driver!" Ordered Victor with ecstasy.

"First place, here we come!" Said Lucario sniffing as he gripped his bags tightly.

Quinn and Kirby
Completed Detour

"We're done!" Said Kirby as he read the next clue. "Teams must now head for…the Pit Stop! Come on Quinn, we're done this time around!"

"I don't feel…so good…" Commented Quinn. "I feel really…really…tired…"

Ness' house was only 250 yards away from them.

They got inside their taxi with speed.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place

"There's two teams! Over there, headed for Pit Stop! Dammit!" Cursed Mewtwo.

Mewtwo teleported them 100 yards closer. They were now 270 yards away from the Pit Stop.

"Run the rest Luigi!" Yelled Mewtwo as they ran for the Pit Stop.

Victor and Lucario waved to them laughing as they zoomed by in their taxi.

"Dammit!" Cursed Mewtwo again.

At The Pit Stop

Kirby and Quinn were parking their taxi in the front lawn. They stepped out and proceeded to walk inside the house, but as they stepped out, Quinn started to lose consciousness from all the tiring effects of the Coffee he had 18 or 19 odd hours ago.

"Not NOW! No! Wake up!" He slapped the knocked out ferret, to no avail.

He grumbled and dragged Quinn as quickly as he could inside the house.

Victor and Lucario's taxi stopped because up ahead there was a roadblock by the police. They slammed the taxi shut and they went around, sprinting.

They were a few yards behind Kirby's team as he slammed open the door.

In his panicking, Kirby called out for Koopa while dragging Quinn.

He spotted the mat and landed on it.

"I forgot Quinn." Cursed Kirby as he face palmed and ran back and dragged him right onto the Pit Stop.

"Team Quinn and Kirby, You are team number one!!!" Said Koopa Troopa. "And for a bonus for being first place this leg is…Ness' old car!"

"Yayyy!!1" Cheered Kirby because Quinn was dozing heavily. "This was quite a doozy of a leg."

"And congratulations for being one of the seven teams to make it Half-way the Extra Smashy Amazing Race!!!"

"Yayyyy again!!1" Cheered Kirby.

Victor and Lucario ran in, breathing in and out.

"Team Victor and Lucario, you are team number two!" Said Koopa. "And I'm surprised Victor, I heard you were run over by a car; several times."

"I know," Replied Victor sullenly.

"Anyways, you are one of the few lucky teams to make it Halfway across the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race!!!"

"Woot!" They cheered.

Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Posters collected: 3/11

"Man, they're everywhere, these posters!" Commented Leon.

"Well just keep collecting the ones that are ours!" Snapped Samus.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On roadblock
Posters collected: 5/11

"Hey, I think this isn't too hard!" Laughed Ness with joy.

"Good thing, too." Beeped G&W as he watched the opposition getting their fourth poster.

King Dedede and Lucas
Completed Find it
Currently in 4th Place

"Done with the detour!" Said Lucas as he read the next clue. "Teams must now make their way to Ness' house, the sixth Pit Stop in this Amazing Race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive at the Pit Stop will be eliminated!"

"C'mon, boy, let's go now!"

Mewtwo and Luigi
At the Pit Stop

"Team Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number three!" Said Koopa.

"Nooo!!! I wanted first!" Cried Luigi.

"Too bad," Commented Mewtwo, smirking.

Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place

"Detour! Find it or bind it?" Read Olimar. "Find it, of course, you're really fast, Yoshi!"

"I am?"

Samus and Leon
On Roadblock
Posters collected: 7/11

"We're nearly done, Samus, just take your sweet time. Those nerds aren't nowhere near behind us." Commented Leon confidently.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
Posters collected: 8/11

"What are they talking about?!" Asked Ness, outraged. "We're ahead of them!"

Yoshi and Olimar
On Find it

"We haven't found it yet." Said Olimar sadly.

"No, we haven't."

King Dedede and Lucas
At the Pit Stop

"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number four!" Cheered Koopa.

"Yamaha, a spot higher than last time!" Said Dedede.

…

"What?"

3rd Flight to Onett
Arrived at 1:30 AM

Snake and Pikachu
Currently Departing from Airport

"Finally out, man!" Said Pikachu with happiness. "I love racing with you, Snake!"

"Umm…that's good…"

Yoshi and Olimar
On Find it

"What have we done to do so bad here?! What?! What?" Asked Olimar.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On roadblock
Posters collected: 11/11
Completed

"We're done before them! Come on, Game & Watch, read the clue!" Groveled Ness.

…

…

"Never mind."

"I'll read it. O-N-T-E-T! We gotta solve what this spells!" explained Ness.

Samus and Leon
Completed Roadblock

"Okay, here's our clue. We have to solve what it says. O-T-N-E-T?"

"Otnet?" Suggested Leon.

"No, It'll be a place that one the racers originated from."

"Oh."

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"Onett! My home town!" Exclaimed Ness.

"This'll be a cake walk then!" Replied G&W.

"Hurry, let's go buy us some tickets to my home place!" Said Ness as he ran off towards the taxi.

Yoshi and Olimar
On find it Completed

"We're done," Said Olimar simply.

"Read it!" Chanted Yoshi.

"Teams must now make their way to Ness' house! This is the sixth Pit Stop in a race around the world…."

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"Um, maybe, Ontte?"

"Ontet!"

"Onett! It's Onett! Ness' hometown! Uh-oh." Said Leon with a look of surprise on his face, "We're doomed."

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Ordering tickets to Onett

"Hi, we'd like two tickets to Onett, Please," Asked Ness to a flight worker.

"Two tickets to the 2:00 AM Flight it is!"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
1st on 2:00 AM Flight to Onett

Samus and Leon
Ordering tickets to Onett

"Two tickets to Onett." Ordered Samus.

"2:00 it is."

Samus and Leon
Last on 2:00 AM Flight to Onett

Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place

"We're done! It's a Detour! Find it or Bind it!" Read Snake aloud.

"Bind it!" Chanted Pikachu.

"Bind it, it is."

Yoshi and Olimar
At The Pit Stop

"Team Yoshi and Olimar, you are the fifth team to arrive!" Said Master Hand.

…

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Yelled Koopa.

"Drat," Said Master Hand.

"Team Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number five!" Said Koopa.

"That's what I said!" Protested Master Hand.

"Don't you think you're a little too protective of your career as host?" Asked Yoshi.

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?!?!?"

Last Flight to Onett
Arrived at 2:00 AM

Samus and Leon
Currently in 7th Place

"Ness knows this place like the back of his hand," Seethed Leon, "Why this leg do we have to go to Onett? Why now, when we're tied for last with the hero of Onett himself?"

"Hurry, they're coming out!" Warned Samus as she got inside her taxi.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in Last Place

"I know this place so well," Mused Ness as a tear formed in his eye, "We're extremely lucky to be going here the time that we're threatened with being eliminated!"

"I'll read the clue." Said Ness. "Teamsmust now head for Onett's local drug store! Once they are there, teams will find their next clue near the store."

"Come on, it's this way!"

Samus and Leon
Dating

"Say, let's follow Ness everywhere!" Laughed Samus.

"Good idea!" replied Leon.

Pikachu and Snake
Currently in 6th Place

"Done with the detour!" Said Pikachu. Happily.

"That's it," Said Snake angrily, "You're really rude when you're not drugged, and you're downright obnoxious when you are!" He took the syringe out of Pikachu.

"Oh my head…" Groaned Pikachu.

"Better already!" Laughed Snake. "Let's head for the Pit Stop now!"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"So anyways, we're here at the Drug store!" Said Ness excitedly. "We took a shortcut through a hedge! I figured it out when I was 11!"

"Hurry and get out."

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"So we trail them the entire time," Explained Leon, "And then…WHAM!!! At the Pit Stop we bowl them over in a flight over there, then we're not eliminated and there go the nerds!"

"Ha ha!" Laughed Samus, "Brilliant!"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"I got the clue, it says that it's a Detour! Find it or Bind it! I'm good at both, but Find it would be better for multiple reasons!"

"Let's head for the mountain then."

Snake and Pikachu
At the Pit Stop

"Team Snake and Pikachu, you are team number six!" Explained Koopa.

"Same as last time," Sniffed Pikachu, "No matter. It's better than seventh or last. Though next leg we'll be second-last unfortunately."

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"Well, we said we'd follow 'em everywhere, so we just do find it!" Exclaimed Leon.

"Okay." Agreed Samus.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Find it

"Here's the asteroid! Here it is!" Said Ness as he grabbed the nearby clue.

"Pit Stop's next; we're still in this thing!" Beeped Game & Watch.

Samus and Leon
Currently in Last Place

"There's Ness and his partner, leaving the…" Began Leon.

"ASTEROID behind!" Finished Samus. "Oh joy!"

They found the clue and read it

"Already? The pit stop? And it's at….NESS' HOUSE?!?! OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!" They both screamed.

"Hurry, run down into the taxi; don't stop whatever you do!" Urged Leon as he pushed his girlfriend down the mountain.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 7th Place

"AAA!!! Here comes Samus and Leon! They look desperate!" Warned Ness. "We gotta reach my house before them two! Right now!"

At The Pit Stop
Samus and Leon
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch reached their taxis first, and they instantly took off.

Samus slipped and fell off the mountain and she landed on her taxi.

Leon flinched horribly as he made his way down as fast as he had ever run.

Samus limped inside the car and opened it wide for Leon.

He jumped inside.

Meanwhile, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch had stopped their taxi because up ahead were the policemen, blocking the road because of an accident.

"Ness! It's good to see you!" One policeman said.

"Joe!" Said Ness ecstatically. "Can you get us to my house? It's urgent!"

"Sure thing, anything for you, hero!" Laughed Policeman Joe.

"Oh," Said Ness and he added, "Tell the other cops that we're being chased by two crooks that'll kill us! And they have broken many laws in many countries like Poshley Heights and Mushroom town!"

Joe replied,

"Sure thing, Ness!"

He drove him and Game & Watch to Ness' house.

Samus and Leon stopped the taxi when the Policemen blockade ordered for them to have their hands up.

Samus revved up the engine of the taxi, and she went straight on ahead.

She ran over two police cars and parked in front of Ness' house.

She unbuckled and so did Leon. They ran inside, just in time to see…

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch to step on the mat.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEZ!!!1" They screamed.

"Team Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are team…number…seven!" Exclaimed Koopa.

Samus and Leon ran on the mat.

"Samus and Leon, you are the last team to arrive." Explained Koopa. "However!"

Samus and Leon grinned.

"You are eliminated."

Samus and Leon were arrested shortly after.

"At least I have you, Samus!" Said Leon sweetly.

"Naw, I'm breaking up with you."

"Oh."

Dne. Of Leg.

"Since we're exactly half way through the –Extra- Smashy Amazing Race, the seven remaining teams will now say what they think of the other surviving teams and what they plan to do to stay ahead!" Said Koopa.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members

"We plan on winning by winning," Explained Mewtwo.

"That makes no sense! You're going to cheat to win! You've done so every single le—Mpph!! Mphh!!" Luigi's voice was muffled by Mewtwo's hand.

"He's uh…. delusional."

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"We've come a long way," Sighed Victor happily, "We can definitely make it a bit longer! And secretly," Victor lowered his voice and glanced around, then whispered "We still haven't used either our Yield/U-Turn, OR our Fast Forward! We figured we'd save 'em for when there was only about 6 or 7 teams left and it became desperate for not being last or second-last."

"We plan on being around for some time longer!" Finished Lucario.

"Shut up, old man!" Retorted Victor.

Lucario cried.

Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Enemies

"Now that we're dry on drugs, Pikachu will be as feisty as ever next leg probably," Pouted Snake. "I just hope he keeps quiet for a long time. We have 6 legs ahead of us!"

…

"What?" Asked a dozy Pikachu.

Quinn and Kirby
Students

"We're above level students," Explained Kirby, "And we intend to prove that these next few Legs coming up. Quinn is going to be sleepier than ever Leg 7. I hope that doesn't affect our racing! We've gone 2nd First leg, and 2nd second leg, 1st third leg, 5th fourth leg, and 4th at Poshley Heights, and finally this leg we got 1st again. That's pretty darn good statistics if you ask me."

Quinn was out cold.

Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees

"5th Place. That's not good when there's 7 racers left and you have 6 legs to race in. not good at all." Whimpered Olimar. "If Yoshi gets his memory back, I don't wanna be yelled at!"

"I'd never yell at you, you seem like a nice guy!" Replied Yoshi.

King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals

"Rararararaaa! We're good racers! We've won 2 out of 6 legs so far! Good, good!" Commented Dedede.

"I hope he doesn't go berserk or insane or something when we get eliminated," Whispered Lucas to the camera.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds

"Sure, we're in Last Place now, but hey, because we went to a place I was extremely familiar with, we boosted up! And we avoided elimination! We're here to fight another day!" Said Ness.

Mr. Game & Watch beeped a long and dreary monologue.

"That was…so touching…" Cried the Translator.

Everyone else was confused.

Which of these teams will win the One Million Dollars?

Time Rankings:

Quinn and Kirby: 12:56 AM

Victor and Lucario: 12:57 AM

Mewtwo and Luigi: 1:10 AM

King Dedede and Lucas: 1:26 AM

Yoshi and Olimar: 1:50 AM

Snake and Pikachu: 2:24 AM

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 2:45 AM

Samus and Leon: 2:46 AM – Eliminated!

Author's Notes: Yaaay for Leg 6! And I'm glad to finish it just before school starts again! Review nicely! Cookies to those who review!

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