Leg Seven: I Hate Being U-Turned!
"Last Time, on the Extra Smashy Amazing Race, Teams were at Multiple Locations instead of one particular place!"
Victor and Lucario ordered four tickets to Port Town.
"Let's go to Delfino Island instead!" Bickered Ness.
"It Spells "Onett"!" Exclaimed Lucas, "I'm such a genius!"
"Teams had to Intersect for the first and only time in The race!"
"Hey Quinn 'ol buddy, let's intersect! Another Intersected Pair is here, but that's it!" Explained Victor.
"The Martial Artists, Students, Mortal Enemies, Party lovers, Employees, & Therapy-takers went to Port Town! While Ness and Samus' Intersected teams chose Isle Delfino!"
"Ummm…Isle Delfino?" Said Ness unsure.
"Yoshi had gotten Amnesia over in Port Town!"
"Who's Olimar? And how am I his pal?" Asked Yoshi defensively.
"…And it turned out that Lucario was 145 years old!"
"Lucario is OLD!!!1" Sang Victor.
"Why are you being so mean to me on my Birthday?" Cried Lucario, like a kid, "I'm only turning 145 this evening!"
"Quinn and Kirby had once again lost popularity, shortly after Leg 6!"
Quinn/Kirby: 0 votes out of 6 voters
"Teams Samus and Leon & Ness and Mr. Game & Watch were an hour behind the other teams, and once they un-intersected, they fought for every step of they way until the Pit Stop!"
"We have to beat them to the Pit Stop!" Said Ness worriedly. "Fortunately, I know Onett very well, so we're a step ahead of them!"
Samus and Leon were ahead.
"…Or behind…" Said Ness.
"And because Ness knew Onett better than Samus or Leon, They managed to once again, barely avoid elimination!"
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are team…number…seven!" Said Koopa.
"Team Samus and Leon, you are the last team to arrive." Explained Koopa. "However!"
Samus and Leon grinned.
"You are eliminated."
Samus and Leon were arrested shortly after.
"Seven teams Remain…Who will be eliminated?"
The Teams (With Descriptions, courtesy of IStalkKirby):
Victor and Lucario (Kind of stagnant, but Ripper said that they would have improved by Leg 6, so they should be fine)
Snake and Pikachu (Under the radar, but they have potential)
Quinn and Kirby (Picked up the last few legs after being kind of meh in the past. Good job with them)
Mewtwo and Luigi (Anything Mewtwo is awesome, and his rapport with Luigi makes them classics)
King Dedede and Claus (I like their placing map, nothing like a bit of inconsistency. Funny team)
Yoshi and Captain Olimar (They're the team I want to see improve the most because they work well, but they're overshadowed by funnier teams…well, back then, I did, now they're funny)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (I'm Starting to like them, I hope they get far)
"Can Yoshi and Olimar, whom the former gained Amnesia last leg after a collision, keep up with the others, or will Yoshi's lack of relationship with his partner bring them down? Will Lucario and Victor, who have never been lower than 4th place, keep up their impressive resume? And will Ness and Mr. Game & Watch have another stroke of luck and avoid elimination again, after consistently landing in the bottom four?"
"This is Onett, in the country (?) Eagleland," Explained Koopa Troopa, "And here, is Ness' House, which was the sixth Pit Stop on our Race around the world! Teams arrived here for a mandatory rest period where they can eat, sleep and mingle with other teams!"
"Team Quinn and Kirby who were first to arrive at 12:56 AM, will Depart at 12:56 PM!"
Quinn and Kirby
1st to Depart: 12:56 PM
"I honestly didn't think we'd win another leg again so quickly!" Mused Kirby as he shook his sleepy partner awake. "I'm glad that our placing chart is so good! We've never gotten lower than 5th place!"
He opened up the clue and read it aloud.
"You must fly over to Hyrule Kingdom!" Read Kirby.
"Teams must now fly over to Hyrule Kingdom," Said the host, "Once they land, they must make their way to Ordon Village, and meet up with Llia, Link's sweetheart! She will hand the teams their next clue!"
"You have zero dollars for this leg of the race," Finished Kirby, "Warning, U-Turn ahead!"
Quinn sleepily added,
"Maybe…this'll be of use?"
"Maybe. To Hyrule!" Yelled Kirby as he jacked an already stolen taxi from a robber.
He won a Nobel peace prize.
Victor and Lucario
2nd to Depart: 12:57 PM
"You have zero dollars for this leg of the race!" Read Victor. "Warning, U-turn ahead!"
"Let's hurry and do this, before the other teams catch up!" Said Lucario as he hopped into a pre-ordered taxi that was hotwired.
"Why is our car hotwired?" Asked Victor.
"It keeps our ratings up," Explained Lucario.
"Oh."
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"I figured this out! There's going to be four Fast Forwards for the entire race, there'll be one yield and Two U-Turns! We've seen two FF s in Legs 1 and 4; and we saw the first and only Yield in Leg 3. This is our first U-Turn encounter! There's going to be one more U-Turn and two more Fast Forwards! I also figured out that Since a Yield and U-Turn are essentially serve the same basic purpose, once you use a U-Turn, you can't U-Turn or Yield again, and Vice versa. We've used our Yield/U-Turn powers on Leg 3, so no more of that for us. We need to use our Fast Forward though, and possibly soon, because There's only two left!" Said Kirby, telling all you guys some important stuff.
"You have too much free time…" Yawned Quinn as he instantly fell asleep.
"I know!" Exclaimed Kirby overenthusiastically.
Quinn was asleep.
"I know!" Exclaimed Kirby.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"We haven't used our Fast Forward or our U-Turn/Yield powers, and we haven't gotten lower than 4th place so far! We're in good shape!" Explained Victor happily to the camera.
"Fifth time." Muttered Lucario as he marked a line on a piece of paper. "Fifth time for fourth wall-breaking since Leg one."
Mewtwo and Luigi
3rd to Depart: 1:10 PM
"We're-a out!" Said Luigi overenthusiastically.
"Let's win this leg this time," Said Mewtwo calmly while abusing his psychokinetic powers to move his luggage into the nearby taxi. "Confidence I the key to victory!"
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"There's Victor and Lucario passing us. I don't care though."
Quinn was driving.
"Quinn, why are you driving?!" Asked Kirby angrily.
"I'm experienced at this kinda stuff!! I played Burnout 3!" Said Quinn.
"In that game, you try to make the biggest crash on earth!" Protested Kirby. "We're gonna die!"
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"We're first now!" Cheered Victor. "Party!"
Dedede and Lucas crashed it.
"Get out! Now!" Ordered Lucario.
"Awwww…" They teleported away.
"Good. Wait, what?"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members
"Man, third kinda sucks when you get it for the third time." Grunted Mewtwo.
"Actually, last leg we got third place for the second ti—"
"SILENCE!!1" Screamed Mewtwo as he whipped Luigi.
Victor and Lucario
Currently Ordering tickets
"Two tickets to the Hyrule Kingdom," Said Lucario. "Oh, and name the earliest flights."
"There's a 1:30 PM Flight, a 2:30 PM Flight, and lastly, a 3:30 PM flight! And it is currently 1:19 PM!" Explained the worker whilst typing onto a computer. "They all land 2 hour after departure, because it's actually quite far away from here in Onett."
"We'll take the 1:30 one."
Victor and Lucario
1st on the 1:30 PM
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 2nd Place
"We need two tickets to Hyrule, please!" asked Kirby while lifting himself onto the desk to be visible.
"Two tickets on the 2:30 PM flight!"
Quinn and Kirby
1st on the 2:30 Flight
King Dedede and Lucas
4th to Depart: 1:26 PM
"4th isn't so bad," Laughed Dedede, "So Lucas, don't be sad!"
"Shut up!" Fumed Lucas, "Why can't you take this seriously?!"
Dedede's eyes turned blood-red.
"Why…so…serious?!!?"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently Ordering Tickets
"Two tickets to the earliest flight to Hyrule!" Asked Luigi as he still felt the pistol right at the nape of his neck as he spoke.
"Keep talkin'." Ordered Mewtwo as he yawned and pressed harder on the handgun.
Mewtwo and Luigi
2nd on the 1:30 PM Flight
Yoshi and Olimar
5th to Depart: 1:50 PM
"I'm so sorry about your amnesia, Yoshi, It's my fault!" Cried out Olimar.
"Don't feel sorry, I feel great! Like a new person!" Said Yoshi.
That just made Olimar sob harder.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently Ordering Tickets
"Two tickets to 'ole Hyrukkle!" Laughed Dedede.
"Quit making up names just to disadvantagise us!" Said Lucas angrily.
…
"And quit trying to use a fraudulent Credit card! It doesn't have any more money in it!"
King Dedede and Lucas
2nd on the 2:30 PM flight
Yoshi and Olimar
Ordering Tickets
"Two tickets to the current earliest flight!" Said Yoshi with a grin.
"I'm so cruel!" Sobbed Olimar, thinking he was the cause for Yoshi's trauma.
"The earliest flight was the 1:30, but it has taken off. I'll get you the second-earliest flight."
"Hear that, sir? We're not last!" Said Yoshi, grinning.
Olimar attempted suicide from guilt of hurting his friend.
Yoshi and Olimar
Last on the 2:30 PM Flight
Snake and Pikachu
6th to Depart: 2:24 PM
"Okay, now that we're out, and I'M NOT DRUGGED," Said Pikachu as he yelled out some certain words, "I am finally able to submit this to you. Let's not have our rivalry take over us."
"Okay," Said Snake casually while choking Pikachu.
"I thought…you said…we…wouldn't…(Cough) let our rivalry keep us from winning…" Gasped Pikachu as he attempted to breathe.
"Oh, I thought you said, 'Let's have our rivalry kill us!'" Laughed Snake.
He slew Pikachu with a few gun wounds.
"Okay, Pikachu, that was fun. Let's go actually race now."
…
"Pikachu?"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Last to Depart: 2:45 PM
"Me and Game & Watch have made it through 6 legs, landing in either 2nd or 3rd last!" Said Ness with a grim look, "If we can just keep barely making it, I think our racing skills will, eventually, get better! And in the final leg, if we make it, our plan is to trust no-one, but me trusting G&W, and vice versa!"
Game & Watch nodded.
Snake and Pikachu
Mortal Rivals
"We're finally here at the airport, and in one piece too," Sniffed Pikachu solemnly.
"We're buying tickets," Sang Snake as he shot innocent people.
"You…you just shot those innocent people! How could you, Snake, how could you?!" Cried Pikachu as he began having a spasm.
Snake decided to buy tickets after talking to himself for three and a half minutes straight.
"Two tickets to Hyrule kingdom, on the earliest flight!!" Said Snake as he frothed at the mouth.
Snake and Pikachu
1st on the 3:30 PM Flight
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently Ordering tickets
"I know, let's get help!" Said Ness as he spotted a person nearby, "Let's converse with that man, he may be a local and help us!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch ran over to the man.
"Sir, do you speak English?" Asked Ness. In English.
"No, I don't speak English." Explained the person, clearly talking in English.
"But you just spoke English!" Said Ness confusedly, "So clearly you can!"
"I can't speak English!!" Said the man angrily.
"Okay," Pouted Ness.
"All teams have a flight to Hyrule Kingdom!" Said the host, being annoying as he was, "On the first flight (1:30 PM), is Victor and Lucario, and Mewtwo and Luigi! On the 2:30 PM Flight, is Lucas and King Dedede, Yoshi and Olimar & Quinn and Kirby, who have by mistaken, had not picked the earliest flight. On the last flight, are Snake and Pikachu & Ness and Mr. Game & Watch! All flights land 2 hours after their departure from the Onett Flyway Airport!"
1st Flight to Hyrule
Arrived at 3:30 PM
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 1st Place
"Because I read many, many books, I try to affiliate myself with other places, like this. We need to find a different way of transportation, they prefer Ancient ways of living." Mewtwo sighed, as he realized that Luigi didn't understand. "In other words, there will be no taxis."
"Ohhhh…" Said Luigi. "We need to read the-a clue and win our first leg!"
"Yes, we must." Said Mewtwo. "The next clue, according to the one we were given in Onett…" the feline shuffled through their equipment and pulled out the first clue they were given for this leg, "We need to go where Link once lived!"
"I never liked that cocky swordsman," Said Luigi as he pulled on his cap.
"Neither do I. Let us begin our traveling."
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's a Detour nearby," Said Victor with alacrity, "And behind that detour will be a U-Turn, as was forewarned in that clue."
"Let's hurry to Ordon Village!" Said Lucario and he hopped into a conveniently resting carriage that Luigi and Mewtwo had been too un-observant to spot.
"We're using that U-Turn!" Said Victor dramatically.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members
"Say, is that…Victor and Lucario?" Asked Luigi, pointing to an incoming carriage.
"They found a carriage? I should've known…" Grunted Mewtwo.
…
Mewtwo grunted.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"There she is!" Said Victor as he pointed at a young girl in her teens.
"Good observation." Complimented Lucario.
"Quit trying to earn brownie points by me," Said Victor lividly as he accepted the clue. Box. "You're old and I'm not. Accept it; you can't earn my brownie points."
Victor realized something. He looked at the clue with a dumbfounded expression, his eyes gleaming with awe.
"What is it?" Asked Lucario.
"It's a…a Fast Forward! YES!!!" Cheered Victor, "And this leg will be in our hands!"
"Read it!" Said Lucario, anticipating the words.
"Fast Forward," Said Victor as he grinned stupidly.
Lucario boxed his ear.
"Not you," He said angrily, "I meant the host!"
"Fast Forward!" Said Koopa the host, "In a Fast Forward, one team can skip all tasks and go to their next clue in exchange for the completion of a particular task! This is only one of four Fast Forwards, so teams must decide when it is most applicable to use it! This is the third Fast Forward of the Extra Smashy Amazing Race."
"To claim this Fast Forward, teams must run over to the house of Rusl, and they must play…The Trombone! Once they play one whole song correctly, teams can receive their next clue."
…
"You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Cried Victor. "You know I particularly sucked at playing the Trombone!"
"Meh," Said Koopa.
"Well, we must do it, or let another team do it and win another leg…" Sighed Lucario impatiently.
"Fine." Sulked Victor.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place
"There goes Victor and Lucario, ahead of us." Groaned Mewtwo annoyingly.
"Well, let's-a do this whatever it is to the best to our ability!" Said Luigi insistently.
Mewtwo psychokinetically ripped the envelope and he read the clue.
"Teams must now make their way to Lake Hylia, which is about 150 miles away on foot from Ordon village! It will be a long journey, but quick-footed or sly teams will get there in no time. Once they have made it to the bridge above the lake, teams will find the next clue box!"
Mewtwo and Luigi stared at one another.
They both said in unison to the other,
"Don't start whining now."
They blinked.
"Weird…" Muttered Mewtwo.
They started their long and arduous journey to Lake Hylia.
Victor and Lucario
On Fast Forward
"They look so ominous," Wailed Victor as he stared at a Trombone.
Lucario rolled his eyes.
"Look, just play the song they give you as good to your abilities! It's really not that hard if you think about it."
"Fine, but you go first." Whimpered Victor.
"Fine." Lucario went first.
2nd Flight
Arrived at 4:30 PM
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're here! We're here!" Whooped Dedede while hiding any evidence of killing Lucas.
…
"I said we're here," Said Dedede crossly.
Lucas was dead.
"Don't you understand what that means?!" Asked Dedede angrily.
…
"It means that we get to knit kites!" Said Dedede dumbly.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"Okay, apparently," Said Kirby furiously, "We took one of the later flights, because Yoshi and Olimar, if I'm remembering leg 6 correctly, were 5th last leg. We need to make up he huge loss on lead we've given ourselves. Quinn, open the clue."
"Um…okay…" Said Quinn quietly as he held the clue, and not opening it.
"Open it," Urged Kirby.
Quinn wasn't opening it.
"Open it!"
Quinn attempted to, but instead he scratched his left ear.
"OPEN IT!" Screamed Kirby.
"I uh…forgot…" Stuttered Quinn sheepishly, "I forgot how to open a clue."
"Quinn, we were above level students! Some of our school's best! How can you forget something as easy as this?!"
"I forget stuff easily…" Sighed Quinn as he admitted it.
Kirby cried.
"We're gonna lose!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place
"We have to…go and find that person who lives in that place. Yeah." Said Olimar.
"Wow, you were really specific, sir!" Said Yoshi modestly.
"Yeah…whatever…" Sighed Olimar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place
"We're-a almost to-a Lake Hylia!" Said Luigi excitedly, "And-a Victor and Lucario haven't appeared yet! We must be ahead!"
"Or behind…" Telepathied Mewtwo.
They were less than a mile away from the famed Lake.
…
"Wanna hear a joke?" Asked Luigi.
"Don't. Start. Or. Else." Grunted Mewtwo violently.
"So there's this—"
The following scene has been deemed too violent for anyone to view, Including people like Osama Bin Laden, or Adolf Hitler, so we have edited out.
Victor and Lucario
On the Fast Forward
"I'm done!" Said Lucario, grinning. "It only took me 2 and a half hours! Awesome!"
Victor sobbed. Hard.
"Okay," He whimpered, "I'm next."
He picked up his old original Trombone he used when he was younger, and he sat down.
And began playing.
Hey, Thought Victor, By being like a Ness and calculating and projecting the physics and mathematics here, I have figured out…I am a nerd! …And that I can play this easily!
Epic…truly, truly epic.
He played better than he had, ever before.
And because of his accurate Mathematics, he gained passage for the final clue.
"I DID IT!!!" Yelled Victor to the world, "All because of my nerd powers!"
Awkward silence.
"That's just sad," Sniffed Lucario as he opened the clue with ecstasy.
He opened their last clue for the leg and read,
"You must now make your way to the Pit Stop: Hyrule Castle!"
"Victor and Lucario may now skip all tasks and go directly to the Pit Stop, Hyrule Castle, which is near by the town capital of Hyrule! They must hurry, as the last team to arrive may be eliminated!"
"First place, here we come!" Said Victor excitedly.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yes, we're the first out of our group to reach the clue here in Ordon Village! Yes, yes!" Cheered Olimar.
"This is good, if what you're saying about eliminations is true," Mused Yoshi.
…
"Spoil my fun, will you?" Pouted Olimar.
"Okay!" Said Yoshi, smiling dumbly.
…
…
"What does that mean?" Asked Yoshi.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Need to be higher, not LOWER!!!" Ranted Lucas as he struggled to stay ahead of the other oncoming team.
"Let's go faster." Said Dedede happily.
"I hate running." Said Dedede angrily.
"Oh yeah?" Asked Dedede angrily.
"Yeah, let's take this outside!" Argued Dedede.
"Your mom!" Said Dedede.
"Are you bipolar or something?!" Asked Lucas in fright as he backed away in fear.
Luigi and Mewtwo
At Lake Hylia
"We're-a here at the bridge above that famed Lake!" Said Luigi with ecstasy while running over to the clue.
"I remember good 'ol Hyrule," Sniffed Mewtwo at the memories of being in Hyrule at other races. He laughed quietly at remembering at choking Falco. "Good times, good times."
Luigi ignored his sadistic behaviour and he read the clue. No, I live in Texas, not in the United Kingdom or in Australia. I wanted to know what it was like, OKAY?!
"Detour! Sink Deep or Fly High!" Read Luigi. "Yay, the U-Turn is right after this detour!"
"Detour!" Said Koopa, "A Detour is a choice between two tasks! In this Detour, Sink deep or Fly High!"
"In Sink Deep, teams must jump off the bridge from where they are standing on! Once they have reached the bottom, three people will hold up a card, with numbers one to ten! You must get a 18 or higher to pass. If you do not, you must find a way to get all the way back up here and jump again! This may seem hard, but if you do it right the first time, you'll find yourself far in the lead!"
"In Fly High, you must travel across the bridge and towards the house on the Cliffside nearby! Once there, the man dressed as a clown will give you a chicken! Both racers must jump out from the building and make it to the tall islands nearby, holding onto the chickens. Once you have successfully made it to the certain island, teams will be handed their next clue! This may seem fairly easy, however, if teams are to have a slippery grip on the chicken, and they fall into the lake, they must go all the way back up to the bridge and go back inside the house and try again!"
"Teams will be handed their next clue after completing this detour! At the end of this Detour is a U-Turn, the second out of three in the entire race! The first was a Yield! When teams use a U-Turn power, they can force another team behind them to complete the opposite side of the detour they did not complete! Teams must decide when it is most strategically viable to use their U-Turn, as they can only use it once throughout the entire race!"
"AAAHHH!!!1" Screamed Mewtwo in fear. "Water and heights…I hate both!"
Mewtwo began whimpering in pure fear.
"Ummm…Let's try Sink Deep, It'll take less time than Fly High, what do you think?"
Mewtwo started to hyperventilate.
"Musn't…do…any of them…"
"We're doing Sink it," Said Luigi as he pushed Mewtwo off the bridge.
Unfortunately, Mewtwo had dug his claws into the green plumber's overalls, so he brought Luigi with him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1"
They splashed into the water with a 'SPLOOOOSH!!!', and they swam over to the people.
They held up their cards.
The first was 0, the second was –3, and the remaining card was 5.
"2?!" Said Mewtwo, infuriated. "I went through freaking water just to win over this one detour, and we get 2?!"
"Yeah, I guess," Shrugged the 0 carder.
"Guess this!" Screamed Mewtwo as he killed the card instructor.
"You idiot!" Ranted Luigi, "Now it'll be harder to get more than 18 points with just two people!"
Victor and Lucario
Navigating to Pit Stop
The two Fast Forwarders had made it to the Hyrule Kingdom capital town, which was nearby Hyrule Castle itself.
"Maybe we should…" Suggested Victor, "Ask the locals?"
"I don't think any of them speak English actually." Explained Lucario as someone stepped on his tail.
"GET OFF MY CENSORED TAIL, DAMMIT, I ALREADY HAVE PAINS IN IT FROM ALL THOSE EXCERCISES!!!"
The man ran off, crying.
…
"I think he understood you." Said Victor sympathizing.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Due to my old age…" said Lucario, "Sometimes I feel as it's hard to keep up with the young competition…"
"And due to my young age…" joked Victor, "Sometimes I feel I'm here to remind Lucario he's old!"
Victor and Koopa the host chuckled for an extended period of time.
"Well then…" Said Lucario, "OLD THIS!" He screamed, murdering his own friend.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"We've been walking to Lake Hylia now for quite some time, with two other teams on our tail." Explained Lucas.
This was true; Yoshi and Olimar & Quinn and Kirby were directly behind them by a couple yards and gaining.
"We're so close we can hear you!" Said Olimar.
"Quit speaking, I say!" Said Lucas angrily.
"It wasn't me, though!" Said Dedede.
"Dude, shut up, I wanna win another leg!" Said an angry Lucas.
"Us too," Said Quinn as he and Kirby passed up Dedede and Lucas.
"NUEZ!!1" The Boy & Penguin screamed as they were passed.
Last Flight
Arrived at 5:30 PM
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"…So I figured out that, by calculating certain stuff from TSAR," Explained Ness, "That there's 60 percent of Yields/U-Turns used have resulted better placing than the Yieldees/U-Turnees, but if you get beaten by them, there's a 50 percent elimination rate."
Silence.
"Thank you, Ness," Said G&W, muttering, "For that calculating. Brilliant."
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"We can't let ourselves end up like R.O.B. and Falcon and Samus and Leon, we can't be beaten by those Lucky ducks!" Said Pikachu insistently.
"You're right," Said Snake, "They're pretty lucky to come this far and only getting in 2nd or 3rd last…"
"We gotta beat 'em, we can't be left behind! And let's put our rivalry behind us!" Explained Pikachu.
Snake threw the yellow rat over his left shoulder.
"What was that for?!" Asked an outraged Pikachu.
"You said to toss your rivalry behind you," Said a daunting Snake.
Pikachu sighed at the failure of being in 7th place as their overall ranking.
Luigi and Mewtwo
On Detour
"I can't believe you killed him," Grunted Luigi, "You just made it harder for us to get past the easier of the two choices!"
"Whatever." Laughed Mewtwo cynically.
…
"At least I slipped some poison into the other teams' drinks!" Said Mewtwo happily.
"Yeah right."
Yoshi and Olimar
Headed for Lake Hylia
Olimar died.
Luigi and Mewtwo
On Detour
"Anyways, how 'bout we play a game of poker—AHHHHHH!! It's three other teams!" Said Luigi, freaking out over the other arriving teams. "Hurry and get to the bridge!"
Victor and Lucario
Arrived at The Pit Stop
Victor and Lucario ran into the correct room after about 46 minutes of talking to guards and finding out where the main treasure room was and such. They went through the doorway and towards the Pit Stop. There was Koopa, waiting and humming a bloodthirsty tune to himself.
They were 10 yards, 9, 8, 7, 5…they stopped in shock at the sight of Link and Ganondorf.
Victors mind raced as he tried to think back whether or not they were allies or mortal enemies.
Link was about to say something
"Hi guys!" Said Victor.
"Hey." Said Ganondorf simply, obviously trying to ignore the oncoming person.
"What flight're you guys on?" Asked Victor suspiciously.
"Ummm…the earliest flight over to Peach's Castle, the 5:30 AM. Why?" Asked Link.
"Oh…nothing." Laughed Victor oddly. "It's just that…are you nervous?"
"No…" Said Link as he stared at the alligator.
"Oh. Okay." Remarked Victor as he trotted off.
Gahh, Thought Victor, Did they find out about that secret flight that ended up getting me an' Lucario ahead?
He thought about later on, when they were eliminated.
"We want to say, from this experience of the race, we have-"
"Okay, done and done, the leg's over don't have enough time," Said Master Hand quickly.
I wonder what they were going to say then…
Link spoke.
"Hi, Victor and Lucario, long time no see, eh?" Asked Link oddly.
"Ha ha, fancy meeting with you again…" Said Victor nervously.
"Yep, fancy that." Said Ganondorf as he made eye contact with Lucario. "Nervous?" He asked.
Wait a minute… Thought Victor, That's what I asked them at the time we fooled them! That means…they must know!
Victor made a break for it as he yelled,
"Lucario, they're trying to stop us, they know about the flight scandal in Leg 2!"
Lucario's age wore him down enough to be grasped on the arm by Link.
Victor bit the swordsman's arm and ran for the Pit Stop.
Ganondorf used Wizard's foot to zoom up and catch Victor, but the alligator made it before Ganondorf could catch him.
"HURRY!" Yelled Victor to Lucario.
Lucario head-butted Link so hard the swordsman blacked out.
He stepped onto the mat casually. Ganondorf ran to see if Link was all right.
"Team Victor and Lucario…" Said Koopa, suspensefully, "You are team number one!!1oneone"
"YAHOO!!!!" Cheered Lucario and that alligator what's-his-name.
"And as a bonus for coming first place this leg, you both win your own copy of the Japan-only Gameboy Advance game, Mother3! …With Japanese translator books as an add-on!"
"Great prize, I say!" Said Victor with glee.
"Great!" Said Koopa, "And you two picked the best time to use your Fast Forward, saving it until now like you two did."
"Yeah, we still have our U-Turn powers left!" Said Lucario, sniggering.
"Lucky you."
Link and Ganondorf slunk off, muttering threats on their breaths.
"You two were lucky, let's see if the other remainder teams are as well!"
"Good riddance to them."
King Dedede and Lucas
On Detour
"We're doing Pie it!" Said Dedede, "I'm so sexy…"
"There is no Pie it—"
Dedede threw a pie in Lucas' face.
"There is now!" Laughed Dedede evilly.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Detour
"Let's do Fly High in the sky," Giggled Yoshi.
"Oh come on." Said Olimar. "You keep acting like someone else, like Lucas, that annoying kid who whines a lot, and like, like Victor when somebody forgets your name! Act like you normally would! Be yourself!"
"Calm down, mate, I can be who I wanna be." Snorted Yoshi arrogantly.
"You're not Sonic either." Said Olimar.
Sonic
"YORE TO SLO" Said Sonic.
"YORE TO SLO" Said Sonic.
"YORE TO SLO" Said Sonic.
Quinn and Kirby
On Detour
"Warning, U-Turn ahead!" Read Kirby off of the paper. "This sucks, we already used our powers, in Leg 3. This is dumb, we had yielded Snake and Pikachu then, and they're still in! You'd think someone who was Yielded or U-Turned would've been kaput by now!"
"Yah, I see your dully noted point." Sniffed Quinn. "Let's treat this leg with the serious respect we need to treat this with.
…
"Hehe.." Laughed Quinn as he poked a nearby dead body.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"We need to go to Lake Hylia according to this clue!" Explained Snake as he waved the clue in front of Pikachu.
"Okay, let's go then!" Said Pikachu irritably.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in Last Place
"Let's just go follow them!" Said Ness apathetically.
"Good idea." Beeped the 2-d dude.
They stalked the other team.
Ha ha, stalk.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"We finished the Sink Deep easily, because the nice guy gave us a 10 out of a 10, and the other guy gave us a 7.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, so technically, we passed!" Exclaimed Lucas with naivety.
"Let's go, over ahead past that House on the Cliffside!" Said Dedede confidently.
"There's the U-Turn!"
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Detour
"We've gotten inside this-a house on the-a Cliffside, and we're doing Sky High. Mewtwo's-a freaking out over this, so we're in-a fix!" Explained Luigi annoyingly like he always did.
"It's scary…" Sobbed Mewtwo lightly.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Sky High
"Are we popular with the other teams?" Asked Yoshi to Olimar, "Because if we're not liked, we're most likely to be U-Turned!"
"Nah," Laughed Olimar, "We had a few tit-for-tat scandals earlier on in the race, like in Leg 2 we became foes to Meta Knight and Jiggly, but they got 11th place!"
"Okay," Said Yoshi relieved, "Because that one team is headed straight for the U-Turn over there past the Cliffside house!"
Olimar tensed up instantly after hearing Yoshi.
"WHO?!! WHO?!" Asked Olimar in fear.
"Ummmm…a boy and a penguin." Said Yoshi.
Quinn and Kirby
On Sink Deep
"Hmmmmmmm…I have a brilliant idea!" Said Kirby.
"Let's hear it!" Said Quinn, licking his lips at the thought of a good idea.
"It's brilliant, beautiful, and downright awesome!" Continued Kirby.
"Tell us," Said Quinn, referentiating his schizophrenic side.
"And cool, too!"
"Tell us!" Said Quinn a bit louder.
"Did I mention-"
"TELL US THE PLAN!" Yelled Quinn.
"Okay, okay, I know it's awesome, just don't freak out." Said Kirby placating.
"Ugugugugugughhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuhhh…" Hyperventilated Quinn incoherently.
King Dedede and Lucas
At the U-Turn
"We will U-Turn…ummm…" Lucas stuttered. "Maybe…Quinn and Kirby?"
"Naw," Chuckled Dedede, "Let's Yield-"
"This is a U-Turn, dummie," Said Lucas angrily.
"Dummie this!" Yelled Dedede as he hit Lucas with a flaming folding chair.
…
"Augh," Said Lucas, "It burns."
"You don't say."
…
…
"So, who should we U-Turn?" Asked Dedede.
"Hm, How bout…Yoshi and Olimar!" Said Lucas, "Those guys are right behind us!"
They stamped themselves on there and they placed the stickers on the board.
"Good going," Said Lucas happily, "We got rid of one pest; only two others to worry about!"
Lucas ripped that clue open and read it.
"Teams must now make their way down the path, that will eventually lead to Castle Town, the Town nearby Hyrule Castle! It is also the main Village of Hyrule! There are some horses further down for teams to ride if they desire that. Once teams are inside Castle Town, teams will find their next clue!"
"Let's go!" Said Lucas with delight. "I think we're in first maybe!"
Quinn and Kirby
On Sink Deep
"The awesome plan…is… …that when I jump, I'll transform into a rock!" Said Kirby.
He grinned.
…
"That's it?" Asked Quinn angrily. "You idiot, that's the stupidest plan ever!"
Kirby grinned.
"Uhhh…Kirby? That was an insult."
Kirby grinned.
Luigi and Mewtwo
On Sky High
"We could've been first by now!" Whined Luigi, "If you just would've gone and faced your fear! Why, Mewtwo why—"
Mewtwo finally went, to get away from Luigi as far as possible.
"GO MEWTWO!!!" Yelled Luigi.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Sky High
"It's about time that knucklehead went!" Complained an out-of-character Yoshi, mainly because of his re-establishment of a new personality.
"Really." Seethed Olimar, "He cost us and his team a lot of time!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"Guess what?" Asked Lucas.
"What?" Asked Dedede.
"Did you know we had to follow the law?" Asked Lucas as he ran a stop sign on foot.
"No, I didn't know that."
I taught someone something! Thought Lucas with ecstasy. This was a complete rip-off from another scene by someone and yet we're still popular!
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"We're not far from Lake Hylia!" Accentuated Ness as he ventured onward.
"Good." Said Game & Watch to himself.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Those two are leading us towards the lake, if I'm not mistaken…" Said Pikachu.
"For once, I hope you're right." Countered Snake.
There was a moment of silence.
"That means…you never were my friend!" Cried Pikachu.
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Sky High
"Wow, we made it!" Said Luigi unexpectedly, as he accepted the clue.
"I have faced my fears with a strong confidence!" Said Mewtwo triumphantly. "… …And that last statement proved that I'm a big liar!"
Mewtwo cried three days straight afterwards.
Yoshi and Olimar
U-Turned
Yoshi and Olimar ran up to the U-Turn, only to realize that they were the ones who got U-Turned.
"What'd we do to deserve this?!" Asked Yoshi, outraged. "You said we had been respectful of nearly all the teams!"
"Man…" Sighed Olimar.
"It appears that being U-Turned is awful." Exclaimed Yoshi.
…
"I Hate being U-Turned." Said Yoshi simply.
Olimar just stared at him strangely.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"You know, I know how we can go faster yet have a filled stomache of food!" Said Ness cunningly. "We should not completely fill our bellies, because we'll get too tired to run places!"
"Smart idea." Said G&W.
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Someone has been U-Turned…" Said Mewtwo as he glanced at the board.
Yoshi and Olimar's faces were on it, and it said that they were U-Turned.
"Too bad for them!" Laughed Luigi as he ran for the clue box.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Sink Deep
"If we can impress the two judges, we'll be saved!" Said Olimar with joy.
Both jumped.
They got a 2 and a 9.
"Dang, not enough!" Said Yoshi angrily. "Now we have to go all the way back up and jump again!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
They were almost in Castle Town, but then Dedede sat down.
"Come on Dedede, you can rest at that Pit Stop." Said Lucas angrily.
"But I wanna rest NOW!" Whined Dedede like a spoiled child.
Lucas sighed and dragged Dedede by his foot.
"Can you rub my toes while you're at it?" Asked the penguin.
Lucas grunted, and rubbed Dedede's toes.
"Can you—"
"No."
"Jerk. All I ask for is one thing, and you say no! You're so mean, Lucas! I hate you!" Cried Dedede.
Lucas rolled his eyes.
"I hate you!"
Lucas ignored.
"I hate you!"
Lucas ignored everything.
"I…still hate you…" Said Dedede uncertainly.
Quinn and Kirby
On Sink Deep
"This will be our third time now. I say let's do my awesome plan." Boasted Kirby.
"I think not." Said Quinn as he glared at Kirby. "Fine. Let's do it."
Quinn shoved Kirby off the bridge.
The puffball transformed into a solid rock and he hit the water with a loud sploosh, and Quinn succeeded him.
They passed perfectly.
"See? It was a good plan!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"We're only a couple yards from the Town!" Said Lucas.
"Yah! I'm here to steal your money!" A bandit yelled and popped up.
"You can't steal our money," Scoffed Lucas. "Not if you're…DEAD!!!"
Nothing happened.
"(Dedede…)" Whispered Lucas, "(Kill him!)"
"What?" Said Dedede dumbly as he merely stared at the thief.
"(Kill him…)" Hissed Lucas.
"Why?"
"Just do it."
"Do what?" Asked the bandit.
"Your mom."
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!1" Said Lucas. "OWNED!!!"
…
Nothing happened.
"Drat, I thought something would happen!"
"Nothing's going to happen!" Laughed the thief.
He pick-pocketed them.
"That was fun!" Said Dedede in satisfaction.
"YOU FOUND THAT FUN?!" Asked Lucas, enraged. "WE WERE PICKPOCKETED!!!"
"Ah, right." Laughed Dedede, "One day from now, we'll look back on this memory and laugh!"
"Why would you laugh at being pick-pocketed?!" Asked Lucas infuriated.
Dedede laughed evilly as he thought of how he would torture Lucas after the race.
Lucas just grunted.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're-a almost to that-a village! Those U-Turners, Dedede and that-a kid got ahead, they're just now inside I bet!" Said Luigi in despair as he added, "I don't think we're-a going to get-a first this time around, either!"
"Say that again, and I'll be frowning." Stated Mewtwo oddly.
"We're not gonna be first." Laughed Luigi.
"You didn't let me finish my last sentence." Explained Mewtwo. "I'll be frowning…FROM SEEING YOU LIVE AFTER I STAB YOU WITH THIS!"
He stabbed Luigi with a pocketknife.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Sink Deep
"According to that team over there," Said Olimar, "This is the faster of the two choices, if you get it correctly the first time, meanwhile, if you were to do Fly High, you would take a while to do it, but it would get done automatically on the first try!"
"So then, let's done this!" Said Yoshi.
"You mean, let's do this!" Replied Olimar.
…
He stared at his sentence he said, and realized it was underlined because it made no sense.
Olimar wept.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"Oh man, this is getting rough," Explained Ness in fear, "Those haters are right behind us, and they mean serious business!"
What do you expect?, Wrote Game & Watch on some cards, After all, there's only seven damn teams left, that means they're racing for the money!
"Of course," Laughed Ness as he hit himself, "I know that, it's just that I think they'll pass us at any given moment."
Ness turned and acknowledged the rivals catching up.
"See? Good thing we're not full from Lunch like they are!" Ness laughed again at his slyness.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Too bad there's a U-Turn ahead, we may have been U-Turned by our arguing with one another, it may be annoying to the other teams." Whimpered Pikachu while he ran ahead of Snake.
"Well," Mused Snake, "We could always shoot the opposition…"
"That does nothing but get us penalized! Can't we go one single leg without being penalized for attempted murder against other teams?" Asked Pikachu stubbornly.
"Never!" Said Snake, "Change is a bad thing! A baaad, baaaaaad thing!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"Can't you go any faster?" Asked Lucas angrily, "We're not going to win this leg if you don't hurry!"
"Well…" Began Dedede, "I can't do anything fast because of that incident when I was at my castle…"
A wavy transition effect filled the screen to indicate a flashback.
"Now, young enrolled students," Said Dedede, "You have finally graduated from high school!"
"You mean middle school." Said anorexic kid.
"Shut up, it's high school." Argued Dedede.
"IT'S MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND IF IT ISN'T, I'LL EAT YOUR FLESH!!1" Screamed the kid.
The screen went back to Dedede.
"And I never saw that kid again… I always think twice before doing stuff." Explained Dedede.
…
"That was really stupid. Can we go now?" Asked Lucas angrily.
"Fine."
They found the next clue.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Okay, there goes Dedede and Lucas." Said Luigi non-suspiciously.
"O RLY?" Asked Mewtwo. "IF YOU'RE WRONG, I'LL STAPLE YOU TO DEATH!!!1"
…
"Stop making fun of me!" Cried Mewtwo.
Luigi stared at Mewtwo.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"You know what I realized?" asked Quinn, infatuated/Intoxicated.
"What?"
"That… this is the 7th leg… and…" Explained Quinn.
"Yeah, and…"
"And… and… and there are…7 teams left!" Laughed Quinn.
They both laughed.
"Shut the hell up." Said Kirby suddenly.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Sink Deep
"Why can't we impress these people?" Cried Yoshi, "This sucks!"
"At least we're not last!" Said Olimar confidently.
They saw The Nerds on the horizon.
And screamed.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 6th Place
"Hey," Said Ness smiling, "I think I hear someone yelling! There's another team, actually excited to see us!"
"Another team actually likes us!" Said Game & Watch, hyperventilating.
They both died from hyperventilation.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"There's the nerds and another team, if I'm seeing clearly."
"You are," Argued Snake.
"I am not," Growled Pikachu.
"You are too." Grunted Snake.
"ARE NOT4KIDSTV!" Grunted Pikachu. "Which I hate, by the way."
"You hate everything." Said Snake.
"I don't hate you," Said Pikachu, poking out his tongue at Snake angrily.
…
"Oh wait," Said Pikachu, "I do."
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"Roadblock!" Read Lucas off the clue they just found.
"Roadblock!" Explained Koopa angrily because he was drinking hydrochloric acid, "A roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"
"In this roadblock, teams must go to Telma's bar and drink 10 gallons of alcoho—"
He saw the Policeman behind him.
"-I mean, 3 gallons of alcohol, and once they have successfully drunk, ha, ha, drunk, all 3 gallons, teams will be handed their next clue!"
"We love parties," Explained Lucas to the camera, "So we can pass this one in a jiffy!"
…
"Is that even a word?" Asked Lucas. "And I'm only 12 years old! I'll be illegal if I drink any alcohol! Unless…unless… unless I'm from Louisiana!"
Nobody laughed.
"Hilarious, no?" Asked Lucas, grinning stupidly.
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Muma mia-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!!" Said Mewtwo cynically, "There-a goes-a Dedede-a and-a Lucas-a!-a"
Luigi stared at Mewtwo angrily.
"I-a t-a –h-a I-a n-a k-a y-a o-a u-a—"
Luigi killed him. Using psychic powers.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"We gotta beat those fag bags!" Said Kirby with a inconspicuous tone.
"Can I laugh when we're not eliminated?" Asked Quinn.
…
"Did you say that just to get more air time?" Asked Kirby.
"Yes," Sobbed Quinn.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place
"We finally passed…" Said Yoshi as he walked over to the U-Turn board, which was where their next clue would be.
"According to this obviously torn up and beaten-looking clue that doesn't really look like a clue clue, we must go to the house on the cliff for our next clue!" Said Olimar, grinning.
"Yeah! Let's go!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Sink Deep
"This is the faster of two choices, we gotta do this one if we wanna be higher than 2nd/3rd/4th –Last Place!" Exclaimed Ness.
Game & Watch wouldn't budge from his position.
"Please? I'll make it up to you by giving you candy!" Insisted Ness, grinning.
Game & Watch beeped.
And then jumped.
Ness jumped as well, and because of their confidence, they passed on their first try.
"See? We're already going to be past those Rivals and then we'll eventually pass up those dumb Hocotatians!" Said Ness, grinning stupidly.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"What- what are those dumb nerds doing now? After them!" Ordered Pikachu.
"Righty away, sirrio!" Said Snake as he aimed a grenade in their vicinity.
They blew up.
"SSSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Screamed Pikachu extremely loud.
…
"Ha ha," Laughed Snake.
"Why the hell are you laughing?" Asked Pikachu, "We're in last!"
"Because, in my game," Explained Snake, "People yell that when I die! So then, you yelled it, and I didn't die—"
Snake died from Mewtwo's poisoning of the other teams' water bottles.
"Hallelujah!" Preached Pikachu.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Roadblock
"Dude, Chug it down!" Said Lucas angrily.
…
"That was a pregnant pause, wasn't it?" asked Dedede.
"Yeah," chimed Lucas, "BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO CHUG IT!"
He chugged it.
And they ended up getting their next clue.
"Go inside The Hyrule Castle!"
"Teams must now head inside the Castle of Princess Zelda, the current ruler of Hyrule Kingdom! Once teams have made it inside, they must find their next clue!"
"Let's go!" Said Lucas nonchalantly.
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 3rd Place
"Please don't let those two nerdy students pass us!" Begged Mewtwo to his partner.
Quinn and Kirby passed them.
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in 4th Place
"You idiot!" Said Mewtwo angrily.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"We're ahead of them!" Said Kirby.
He was run over by a car.
WTF?!?
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"Instant karma, Kirby!" Laughed Mewtwo as he drank a poisoned water bottle.
He choked from having poisoned water going down his windpipe.
And died. From inhaling poisonous toxins.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
Said Quinn, "Unfortunately enough, Mewtwo…"
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"Karma doesn't like you!"
They ran inside Telma's bar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 4th Place
"Damnation." Cursed Mewtwo silently as he stalked inside the bar angrily.
He had said it angrily, did you notice that?!?
It makes you wanna review and feel sorry for him by reviewing, right?!
Because he's dead. I forgot that.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"We're almost there!" Said Ness quickly.
"Have you noticed how quick we've gotten to places this leg? I have a good feeling about this leg!" Said Ness randomly.
"Awesome. Nerd." Said Game & Watch.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"NUUUUE!!! We've been bamboozled!" Said Yoshi, "By a freaking pamphlet!"
"It was advertising that house, it wasn't a clue at all!" Screamed Olimar.
Snake and Pikachu
On Sky High
"Me and Snake only want to spend one time on something, rather than do it really fast, at the risk of failing and wasting lots of time. Sure, we're really slow decision makers, but hell, we're not eliminated now, are we?" Said Pikachu with pure confidence. "This'll pay off when we get in that final leg, now, won't it?"
"Assuming we will make it," Said Snake.
"Dammit, Snake, ruin my flow, why don't you?" Asked Pikachu angrily.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's that stupid castle!" Said Dedede, "Not nearly as cool as mine! I mean, slaves?! Come on!"
He pointed to a homeless child slave.
"Waddle Dees are cooler!" Laughed Dedede sadistically.
Lucas laughed because he was also sadistic, then he ripped the clue open.
"Teams must now find their way to the main throne room!" Read Lucas.
"Teams must now find the throne room, which is up on another floor! Teams will have to navigate through the giant castle, and it may be difficult, due to some racers being unfit! Once they make it to the Throne room successfully, they can check in at the seventh pit Stop, in this Smashy Amazing Race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive may be eliminated!" Explained Koopa.
"Let's hurry, we're ahead of the othe—"
Lucas realized that Dedede was fat.
"Um….uh…"
"THIS IS ABOUT MY WEIGHT, ISN'T IT? I inhale you now!"
He inhaled Lucas and floated away.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
"Yeah! Almost done!" Said Kirby as he sculled the rest down.
"Read the clue! Read the clue!" Said Quinn quickly.
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Roadblock
"Can't you go any faster? Hurry, they're done!" Scolded Mewtwo as he glared at the departing team.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"We're going to beat those guys!" Said Ness confidently.
"But we're being mugged!" Said Game & Watch, whimpering.
"Except for being mugged! I forgot to warn you ahead of time! I could've!" Said Ness, smirking.
"You idiot!" Said Game & Watch.
"And they're stealing our credit card!" Said Ness, "Which is entirely pointless, due to the fact all our money Is in cold hard cash, in my backpack!"
"You moron! They stole our money!" Snarled Game & Watch. "You're a freaking idiot!"
"I know," Cried Ness.
…
"I know," Cried Ness.
"I didn't say anything."
"How can you speak English now and you couldn't before?!" Asked Ness, confused.
"Drugs." Said Mr. Game & Watch simply. "Beep bo Bip!"
"Did you just curse me?!" Asked Ness angrily.
"No! Honest! I didn't!" Said Game & Watch.
"In that case, I'm gonna have to kill you sir." Said Ness as he raised two of his fingers.
"AAAHHHH!!" Screamed G&W.
"I didn't hit you yet!" Said Ness.
"Oh."
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Ahhh! We're behind almost everyone! Hurry, man!" Said Yoshi as he started running faster.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Finally done, ugh, that took too long." Said Pikachu. "Let's get out of here."
"We have to hurry, those two guys aren't far!" Said Snake as he began sprinting like crazy.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"We found a secret pathway, leading to that Throne room!" Yelled Lucas enthusiastically.
"Gooooo!!" Said Dedede as he burst onto the Pit Stop.
"Team Lucas and-"
"Ahem!"
Koopa sighed, and said,
"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number two!" Said Koopa.
"Well, better than fourth or fifth at this rate!" Said Lucas.
"Awesome!" Exclaimed Dedede. "Who beat us, man?"
"The Martial fighter dudes." Explained Koopa, "This is their second time to win a leg."
"We won two, too!" Laughed Lucas.
…
"At least I thought it was funny!" Cried Lucas as he ran off to the nearby wall to kill himself.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"Catching up to the top!" Said Kirby enthusiastically. "We were ahead of those two last-placing teams to begin with, our flight mistake made us behind the Martial Arts dudes, and the Therapy members, and we passed Hocotatians back at the Detour, while we passed those Therapy guys just then. That means Victor Lucario are far ahead, and Dedede & Lucas are MIA."
"Let's go then, we're prob'ly in third or—" Quinn's eyes turned blood-red from crack as he revealed his darkest secrets through a long and dreary essay:
"[[During my time as a high school cheerleader; I had to be a good role model for the student body, promote school spirit, and be friendly to peers as well as the faculty. Our standards had to be no less than the best. Sucks, doesn't it? We had to be above reproach, which meant we could not do anything that would give the school a bad name. Including drugs. I pouted the rest of that day when I figured that out. Cheer showed me people count on me (accountability), trust me (reliability), expect my fullest effort and dedication, good representative/ role model, good people qualities and leadership skills]]"
"Smashville high first opened in 2006, which was my 9th grade year of high school. I decided to have a fresh start at a new school and try out for their brand new cheerleading squad. This was a whole new experience for me, since I am a guy. Being on the first cheerleading squad was hard since it was a new program and there were no previous expectations or traditions. I learned a lot of good life qualities and leadership skills within that year; like people are counting on me, and others looked up to me as a role model. When there was a team practice, you were there. No ifs, ands, or buts. I hated my coach's guts. If there was a doctor's appointment, reschedule, because the whole team is counting on you. No practice can be accomplished if people are missing. As a cheerleader, expect everyone to be watching, because now you are not only representing yourself, but your school as well. Even just being polite/very nice in class, to fellow peers and faculty shows good leadership. That's what I have. This has helped me in life to be respectful to others, take charge if the situation calls for it, to be responsible, accountable, and putting all my effort in whatever I am doing. These skills have helped me get and keep my job of a year and three months. Earning compliments from customers, peers, teachers and family friends really is a pay off for all the effort I put towards being a leader. That's not much, I know.
"My teachers and friends have described me as outgoing, dedicated, personable and hard working. I pay for vehicle. I am paying for college. My parents won't give me a damn cell phone, but I bought one and payed for that, too. Car upkeep. Two jobs. Keep up grades. During my high school career I have maintained an a b average while being involved in varsity cheerleading, active member in the; key club, Latin club, senior women, student council, and on two competitive cheer teams and working at two part time jobs. Yes I rule. Vote Quinn Cruikshank for '2012, with that being said, I'm cheerleader. Yes, I may seem eccentric, but come on, it pays off.
"This past summer I made some bad and naïve decisions. Bending under peer pressure and not sticking by morals and beliefs, affected my character as a person. I lost all respect for myself: who had I become? A conformist. Just another teenager, nothing different that had made me stand out before. I became one of the crowd."
"It started with a bad choice of friends. That's not their fault, again my own, but that was the first of many poor choices. My best friend was the typical party type and had invited me before to parties, I just never felt the desire and need to go and make an idiot out of myself in front of everyone else. But for some reason that night was different. "Sure, why not Nicole. I will go with you to Jordan's house" I had told her with misplaced excitement. That is how it started. I then preceded to tell my parents I was "spending the night atDenise's and we were just going to watch a couple of movies", who willingly believed anything I told them. Of course I felt guilty misleading them, but what is the worst that could happen?"
"We arrived at Jordan's fashionably late, and everyone greeted us with excitement and alcohol. "Want this mixed drink Quinn?" "Sure, why not?" I respond. Apparently if I am going to do things wrong, I want to do them thoroughly. After finishing my first drink, there was a steady flow of others that were quickly put into my hands. Finishing anything that was put in my hands rapidly, I was quickly losing control of my common sense and perception. That was when I saw my Ex girlfriend, Jenny, with one of my friends heading to a back room. "Are you kidding me?" I shout in a drunken stupor in the direction they are headed. I then decide it would be wise to grab the nearest bottle and drink it straight; probably one of the dumbest decisions I made that night. After that, everything went black."
"I suddenly wake up and have no idea where I am, I look around and the first thing I notice is that I am on the floor of a bedroom. Then I recognize the familiar room as my parent's bedroom. I quickly think back to the night before and try to remember what happened, what I could say happened if they asked, and how I could possibly have ended up in my parents bedroom. Coming up with nothing but possibly the excuse of alcohol poisoning; I wait for them to wake up. It was long and boring, dad snores."
"When they finally woke up, I decided to just tell the truth and they would probably accept that better. Before sharing my account of what happened, they told me what they had gathered from Denise and her parents. Apparently Denise had helped me to her car and I passed out. Then she could not wake me up to get me in her house, so she had to call her parents to come help her bring me inside. Right after that, my parents were called to come pick me up just in case something was wrong, since I was totally unresponsive but awake."
"After hearing my parents tell me what happened I couldn't look at them, I just stared at the floor thinking about how much I had put them through. But I decided I should be completely honest about what had occurred the night before. After I shared my story, I looked up. What I saw I would never forget. I saw worry, hurt, and disappointment on their faces. I have never seen my parents so upset in my whole life. To have completely let them down was more than I could bear. I apologized profusely and was ready to take any punishment that they saw most fit. I was so disappointed in myself and that I went along with everyone else. But worse then letting down myself, I had let down my parents. The two people who trusted and loved me most in the world, and I crushed them. I had to look in their eyes everyday and see the hurt and betrayal they had felt that night. That is what got to me more than anything else, more than my own disgust, was to see them in such a state. It was then that I decided that I was better than that crowd of people, and my parents had known that all along. After that point on I worked on earning my parent's trust back, first and foremost. Then I removed myself from all those previous influences on my life that had swayed my opinion, and then found myself again. I used to be different then anyone else and that is what I was trying to achieve again. I cannot change who I was or what I had done, but I can change the future. I became a stronger person and not dependant on my "friends". Through this experience, I also realized who would be there for me through any situation I would come across- my parents. I don't need anyone or anything to make me cool I just need to be my usual, confident, self.
… or sommat." Said Quinn with an accent, his eyes went back to normal color.
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…
"What…the…hell…was that? You freaking talked about being a cheerleader, you said something about getting drunk, and we're in 4th place right now." Said Kirby angrily. "As shocking as this is and that I recorded nearly all of that essay about your life, please shut up."
"What?" Asked Quinn innocently, smiling, "What are you talking about?"
"You…you just said that you got drunk!" Said Kirby.
"No, no! Nobody knows! Who told you?! Why?" Sobbed Quinn as he had a horrible mental breakdown from the past scarring event.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 3rd Place
"That was just weird, Quinn's essay of memoirs…" Said Luigi as he ran as fast as he could to get away.
"I…I'll never look at him the same way again…" Shivered Mewtwo as he stuttered. "So…traumatic…"
"He's-a cheerleader…"
"And an alcoholic, if I heard correctly…" Said a pale Mewtwo. "I feel so sorry for him…"
Quinn and Kirby (The former was still having a hallucination about the incident, so he's being dragged), because Mewtwo and Luigi were pitying the poor weasel, the High School Students got in third place.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"Okay, let's see," Said Kirby, "We're in the castle now, so the clue should be…here!"
Quinn was hallucinating still.
"Um…uh…um uh…"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 4th Place
"I (Sob) Can't take this anymore!" Cried Mewtwo angrily. "If we win a leg, I'm giving the prized to Quinn! I'll be his best friend, I'll-"
Luigi slapped him.
Mewtwo killed him.
"Thanks Luigi, almost lost it there!"
Luigi was dead.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 5th Place
"Almost there!" Said Ness as he illegally drank the rest of his alcohol. "Whoa…thiz iz funnnnnnnn…"
Ness' words began slurring together.
Ness tried to read the next clue, but failed miserably.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"Whee! Almost there!" Said Pikachu happily. "We're going to make it!"
"Or are we? And why do you call me by "Snake", Rodent?" Questioned Snake, pulling a gun on Pikachu.
"Don't shoot, we're friends! Remember! Please remember!" Said Pikachu as he squirmed out of Snake's grasp.
"Oh! Okay!" Said Snake, pulling the trigger.
…
"I said okay," Said Snake to Pikachu's corpse, "If you're not going to talk to me, I'm gonna have to-"
Snake realized that Pikachu was already dead.
"Dammit Pikachu, why'd you go and kill yourself, just so I couldn't? I hate you, rat!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Why are we last, dude? We're going to fail!" Cried Yoshi miserably.
"Totally!"
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
Ganondorf and Link appeared.
"Hi guys!" Said Kirby annoyingly.
"Ha ha, Hi you two, always got second, eh?" Said Link, suspiciously.
"Um no, we got first twice, and even fifth at one leg."
"Well, um, drink these obviously not-poisoned drinks!" Said Ganondorf, evilly.
"Yay!" Said Quinn and Kirby.
They drank the obviously not-poisoned water.
"YOU FORGOT TO POISON IT?!" Asked Link, Outraged. "This sucks, man, we coulda killed the small fry, and you forget the poison!"
Quinn and Kirby pulled a lever, which made a 6-billion ton crush Link and Ganon.
"YaY!" Said Kirby and Quinn.
They crossed the pit Stop.
"Team Quinn and Kirby, you're team number three!" Said Koopa Troopa.
"Yay again!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
At The Pit Stop
"Why'd you go and edit out a ton 'o awesome Kick-A scenes on us?" Asked Ness, outraged. "What place're we, Second-Last again?"
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you…are…Team…" Began Koopa, As Mewtwo and Luigi ran in, "…Number four! Ness and Game & Watch, you guys aren't Second, third or fourth last for once! Oh wait…4th place is fourth to Last when there are 7 teams…but this is your best placing yet!"
Mewtwo and Luigi fumed as they crossed the Pit Stop.
"Man, we've gone from sucky to powerhouses in this race," Explained Luigi, "In Legs 4, 5 and 6, we weren't in the bottom zone like, we'd be in second or third place! This leg, however, finally pulled us down. We could have gotten 4th place, but Ness' team barely pulled through and avoided getting in that bottom zone! Next-a leg, will be ours! I know it!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
After Leg Interview
"How do you guys feel about getting 4th place finally?" Asked Koopa.
"We feel great!" Said Ness, "We finally feel like we can conquer this next leg! However, I've read your mind, and I know what's the location for the next leg. It's where one racer is from! And a hint: They're behind us, not in front right now! We need to keep that team, at all costs, behind us! We're going to form an alliance against that team, and put 'em out next leg!"
The screen zoomed in on Ness' face as he said,
"And WE MEAN IT. You're going down, guys!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Team must now make their way to the Throne room, where they shall be handed their next clue!" Read Yoshi. "Come on, let's do this thing!"
"Yeah!" Said Olimar.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Ahhh! They got ahead! We're last we're last we're last!!!" Screamed Pikachu.
"Let's get rid of one of our bags!" Said Snake wisely, "That'll stop 'em!"
Pikachu dropped his bag as they hurried onward, in an attempt to gain on them.
Yoshi and Olimar
"There's a flight o' stairs somewhere, help me look!" Said Olimar.
Both searched.
Snake and Pikachu
The two Rivals passed the team looking for the secret shortcut quietly.
They cackled evilly as they left the dim-witted idiots to their searching.
Yoshi and Olimar
"Hey! I hear the receding of footsteps!" Screeched Olimar.
"Run! Run! Run through pain, through sleet through hell, just run like a bat out of hell, man!" Screamed Yoshi as they followed the other team.
Snake and Pikachu
"They're catching up to us!" Yelled Pikachu quite loudly.
Pikachu went ahead of Snake, and Snake was slowing down.
At The Pit Stop
Dramatic camera angles, as professional Cross-Country Runner Yoshi passed Snake, the green dinosaur was known as the fastest in Mushroom Kingdom.
Snake rolled in front of Yoshi and tripped the witless dinosaur, causing him to fall forward.
Pikachu ran onto the mat.
Olimar tried to run past Snake, but Snake threw a grenade towards him.
He flew onto the mat because of the explosion.
Snake and Yoshi wrestled and kicked and bit and punched one another.
Finally, Yoshi tumbled towards the mat.
Snake kicked him away, and…stepped onto, the mat.
"Team Snake and Pikachu, you're team number Six!" Said Koopa.
Yoshi sadly crept onto the mat, sighing sadly.
"Team Yoshi and Olimar…you are the last team…to arrive…And I'm sorry to say…" Said Koopa, clearing his throat. "That…this is a NON-Elimination round! The LAST Non-elimination round, at that!"
Yoshi and Olimar stared with big eyes.
"Yep, you're given a reprieve!" Stated Koopa, "However!"
Both stopped dancing.
"You two must, as your punishment for coming last place this time,must complete an extra task, called a 'Speed Bump', Next Leg! Only your team has to complete it!" Explained Koopa.
They nodded knowingly.
"Anyways, onto the Time rankings!"
Everybody noticed two racers conversing.
"Thanks, Lucario, for being a good partner. You're fun to race with." Admitted Victor shyly.
"Aww…thanks!" Said Lucario.
They hugged. In a straight, non-gay way.
"Oh no!" Gasped Victor in horror as he remembered something, "I forgot about your chest spi—"
Victor died, from being impaled on Lucario's chest spike.
Everybody laughed sadistically.
Dne. Of Leg.
Finish Times:
Victor and Lucario: 6:17 PM (Used Fast Forward)
King Dedede and Lucas: 8:19 PM (Used U-Turn)
Quinn and Kirby: 8:27 PM
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 8:33 PM
Mewtwo and Luigi: 8:33 PM
Snake and Pikachu: 9:16 PM
Yoshi and Olimar: 9:17 PM – NOT Eliminated! (Were U-Turned)
Nice ending, eh? You loved all the teams, right?
Anyways, Please, please vote on my poll on my profile, because now, because I can't really decide who to eliminate, whoever team receives the least amount of votes, KAPUT FOR THEM.
You can only vote 3, not 4, due to the fact the number of teams is pretty small now.
Yeah, this is the FINAL Non-Elimination legs! The rest of them are eliminations!
So now, it'll be a fight for the prize! The Million Dollars on Leg 12!
May the Best Team win!
Oh yeah, now's the part I beg for you to review.
But first, here's a poem to motivate you:
There once was a man from Peru,
Who never bothered to review,
One day the came over
And ripped off his shoulder
And someday it may happen to you.
Okay, now you wanna review, right? So IN your REVIEW, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me who you like, who you don't like, who you think should go out next!
Okay! …You can review now!
Go to it, boy!