"Last time, on the Extra Smashy Amazing Race, Teams went to Hyrule!"
"We're here! We're here!" Whooped Dedede while hiding any evidence of killing Lucas.
…
"I said we're here," Said Dedede crossly.
Lucas was dead.
"Don't you understand what that means?!" Asked Dedede angrily.
"Team Victor and Lucario had a bicker, then encountered a Fast Forward, the third of four! Strangely enough, it was a Trombone Playing Fast Forward!"
"You did this on purpose, didn't you?" Cried Victor. "You know I particularly sucked at playing the Trombone!"
"Meh," Said Koopa.
"Yoshi's amnesia pulled his team down!"
"I'm so sorry about your amnesia, Yoshi, It's my fault!" Cried out Olimar.
"Don't feel sorry, I feel great! Like a new person!" Said Yoshi.
That just made Olimar sob harder.
"And Quinn apparently had a rough childhood at school!"
"Let's go then, we're prob'ly in third or—" Quinn's eyes turned blood-red from crack as he revealed his darkest secrets through a long and dreary essay:
"Mewtwo heard the sad story, and went madly insane to make Quinn feel better!"
"I (Sob) Can't take this anymore!" Cried Mewtwo angrily. "If we win a leg, I'm giving the prized to Quinn! I'll be his best friend, I'll-" Luigi slapped him.
"And Ness and Mr. Game & Watch got fourth place!"
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you…are…Team…" Began Koopa, As Mewtwo and Luigi ran in, "…Number four! Ness and Game & Watch, you guys aren't Second, third or fourth last for once! Oh wait…4th place is fourth to Last when there are 7 teams…but this is your best placing yet!"
"So the two-Last Place teams, Yoshi and Olimar, Snake and Pikachu, were the only ones who hadn't reached the Pit Stop yet!"
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in Last Place
"Ahhh! They got ahead! We're last we're last we're last!!!" Screamed Pikachu. "Let's get rid of one of our bags!" Said Snake wisely, "That'll stop 'em!" Pikachu dropped his bag as they hurried onward, in an attempt to gain on them
"And eventually, Snake's wise decision to leave a Duffel bag behind in an attempt to get ahead of Yoshi and Olimar was successful!"
"Team Snake and Pikachu, you're team number Six!" Said Koopa.
"And Yoshi and Olimar's team got Last place that leg!"
Team Yoshi and Olimar…you are the last team…to arrive…
"…But they were given a reprieve!"
And I'm sorry to say…" Said Koopa, clearing his throat. "That…this is a NON- Elimination round! The LAST Non-elimination round, at that!"
"However, for coming last this time in that leg, they will have to complete a 'Speed Bump', a task only they must perform!"
"There is one thing I want to point out…There are 12 legs in this race, and 10 of them were eliminations, and there are 13 teams, so there will be 3 teams left to go onto the final leg (Leg 12). Leg 4 and 7 were non-eliminations, so there are no more reprieves! From now on until the final leg, there will be eliminations! Who will stand? Who will fall? Read on, my awesome readers!"
"Seven teams remain now…only 3 will go to the final round…who will be eliminated?"
The Teams (With their Secrets of making it this far):
Victor and Lucario (By rationing all our abilities and money, like we did with our Fast Forward and U-Turn powers)
Snake and Pikachu (Knowing that, once we win the million dollars, the one that kills the other first gets all the money)
Quinn and Kirby (…what're we talking about? Is it about us? If we win the million dollars, we would spend it on--)
Luigi and Mewtwo (Violence does solve everything)
Lucas and King Dedede (Money)
Yoshi and Olimar (By trying to retain our Friendship with one another, and with the other teams)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (Our Intelligence, Confidence and Optimism)
"Here we are, at Hyrule Castle Throne room, of Princess Zelda! This was the seventh Pit Stop on our race around the world! Here at the Pit stop, teams can eat, sleep and mingle with one another."
"Can Victor and Lucario keep their newfound lead of two hours and two minutes ahead of the other teams? Can Yoshi and Olimar catch up, or will they fall behind and ultimately be eliminated? Is Snake and Pikachu going to be friends again? And Can Ness and Mr. Game & Watch finally win a leg?"
"Victor and Lucario, who was the first team to arrive at 6:17 PM, will depart at 6:17 AM!" Said Koopa.
Victor and Lucario
1st To Depart: 6:17 AM
"You know what I've realized?" Asked Lucario, sneering. "I realized that, Victor is actually a common name for antagonists!"
…
"And?" Said Victor angrily.
"…And that means you're evil!" Said Lucario, glaring at Victor.
"So what?" Cried Victor. "Just because villains are usually cooler than a hero doesn't mean you can pick on me!"
"Hah ha!" Laughed Lucario.
…
"No harm done, right?" Asked Lucario, licking his lips in satisfaction.
"Of course," Explained Victor, "This is merely just pay-back for me being a self-righteous brat!"
…
"Old man." Sneered Victor.
Victor ripped open the packet and read the laminated clue.
"Go to the Local Airport for Hyrule Kingdom, and go buy tickets to Mushroom City!"
"Teams must now depart to Mushroom city, a town that has not appeared in any Mario games yet! It is not anywhere near Mushroom Kingdom, yet they try to reserve the same rules and such! Besides, we already went to Mushroom Kingdom…" Muttered Koopa. He realized people were staring at him, so cleared his throat and added, "This City, like all major cities I guess, has a haunted Mansion! It was a Mansion Luigi himself once went to, to save Mario from a painting disaster from a gang of ghosts!
"They will eventually go to Luigi's Mansion, but the next clue is near the airport of Mushroom City! Once they find that clue…you know."
"So…we're going to Mushroom City?" Said Victor. "I thought we already went to Mushroom Kingdom!"
"We did," Scoffed Lucario, "This is a country that follows the same rules and such, but is far, far away from the actual Mushroom Kingdom!"
"Oh." Sniffed Victor. "But…which team has a racer in it that made Mushroom City, or something near it, so famous? The alliance will be going after a team that has a team member from this place!"
"Yeah, uh, I'm not sure." Explained Lucario. "Maybe…we should have joined that alliance?"
"Naw," Guffawed Victor, "We'd have to follow them around, blah, blah, blah…"
"Good Point. It was a badly explained one, but still: Good point."
"Who were the members in the alliance anyway?" Asked Lucario.
"Well…Ness and Mr. Game & Watch were the leaders, and only two teams sided with them; Quinn and Kirby & King Dedede and Lucas."
…
"Let's go already." Said Victor. "We've killed 2 minutes, only 2 hours 'till that second team comes out! Use this time to our advantage!"
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Okay, I got the tickets." Said Lucario, satisfied. "So, there are only two times! Not three or even four like that one time, there's just two! They are 9:00 AM, and 10:00 AM. Both land exactly 13 hours later after their departure. We'll get there at 10:00 PM, 'cuz we're on the 9:00 one. That's weird, we're reaching there at night."
"Really. Ominous…"
"Only 4 seats are available for Amazing Race teams! That means one team will be left behind, with the two Last-Placers on the last flight!"
"I wonder who it will be…" Mused Victor.
King Dedede and Lucas
2nd to Depart: 8:19 AM
"Okay, let's see…We sided with Ness and Game & Watch, and Quinn and Kirby, in an attempt to annihilate one team out of this race, and it's someone that's in 5th, 6th or 7th place!" Said Lucas.
"The leader said to wait for Quinn and Kirby to depart, then go get tickets."
"Okay, we'll wait."
Quinn and Kirby
3rd to Depart: 8:27 AM
"Okay, we're out!!" Said Kirby, "And there's King Dedede and Claus, just as the leader said!"
"I'm so psyched," Explained Quinn, "The alliance promised that we won't turn against one another until Leg 10! And then, in this leg, it's bye-bye team whatever, then after that, on Leg 10 we betray the others and we go to the Final Leg! Ding, we score big time, get the money and rake in the cash on caffeine!"
"Good thinking," Said Kirby.
King Dedede and Lucas
Quinn and Kirby
At the Airport
"We're finding tickets…" Sang Quinn, Kirby and King Dedede in unison.
"Hurry up!" Said Lucas angrily.
"Hurry up, hurry up," Sang King Dedede, Kirby and Quinn off-key.
"Shut up! Please!" Begged Lucas.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Mewtwo and Luigi
4th and 5th to Depart: 8:33 AM
"Hurry," Said Luigi, "I'll-a read the-a clue!"
"Come on, Ness, read it!" Said Game & Watch.
Both teams read the clue.
"Come on," Explained Ness, "Let's get that one team we want out, out!"
"What did you say?" Asked Luigi, with his Mushroom Italian accent.
"Oh, nothing."
"You said-a something, I heard you!"
"Shut up Luigi and let's go to the airport. I heard something of an alliance, planning to thwart a team that's 4, 5 or 6th place!"
…
"That makes me sad!" Wailed Mewtwo as he stabbed himself with an already bloodstained knife.
Ness and Game & Watch slowly sidestepped into a taxi, and drove off immediately, as Luigi started praying to live through this race.
After a few minutes, Mewtwo and Luigi hopped inside a taxi and prepared to take off.
Luigi gagged when he realized the knife was still in the sobbing Mewtwo's gut.
"Umm…Mewtwo?" Asked Luigi, disgusted by his partner, "Can we talk?"
"Yes?" Asked Mewtwo, smiling hopefully as he twisted the knife while it was inside of him.
Luigi retched for two minutes, then replied,
"I think we really need to be nicer…We're too violent with one another, and our tactics are cheap."
"…And?" Asked Mewtwo, his face forming into an ugly frown.
"And we need to…to…"
Mewtwo's smile appeared again.
"Can we…be… …friends?" Asked Mewtwo hopefully.
"Yes, yes, let's be friends and end this race on a high note!"
"Yay!" Said Mewtwo, pulling out the blade, and on it was several organs and guts.
Luigi fainted.
"Ho, ho, come on, Luigi, let us beat those Nerdy guys!" Laughed Mewtwo happily.
…
"Yes! We shall!" Said Mewtwo.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"Dang, they fell behind!" Cursed Lucas, "And the leaders are out!"
"Nope!" Chuckled Dedede, "I see them!"
"We can't wait, let's go ahead and book our tickets!" Grunted Lucas as he revved up the taxi and sped off.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"Me and Kirby can be interesting people, if you find us when we aren't racing, we'll be doing daunting stuff, like—"
…
"Um…"
…
"Uhhh-"
"PLEASE, FOR THE RATINGS OF OUR SHOW, ELIMINATE YOURSELF!!!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Mewtwo and Luigi
Quinn and Kirby
Signing up for 9:00 Flight
"There's only 3 slots left!" Said Kirby in horror as Ness and Mr. Game & Watch ran in.
"What?!" Yelled Ness, outraged.
He noticed that, in the other three teams, one of them was the 'Mole' team.
That team they were trying to get rid of.
He would have to act fast.
Reeeeeeeeeaaally fast.
"Sign it, Kirby!" Said a worried Ness.
"Got it," Laughed Kirby as he threw the clipboard towards Ness.
Quinn and Kirby
2nd on 9:00 PM Flight
"Give it, give it!" Sang Ness as the clipboard flew towards him.
Mewtwo telekinized it in his direction.
"He he, first flighty-o fer us, Luigi!" Snickered Mewtwo.
Lucas kicked him in the shin.
"Go long!" Lucas ordered Dedede.
The penguin and Luigi darted to one area.
He threw it, and Dedede caught it.
"Ho ho, third's the best, signin' up in th' best flight!" Sang Dedede off-key as he signed.
King Dedede and Lucas
3rd on 9:00 Flight
"Dedede, over here!" Said Ness. "Mewtwo and Luigi were the team we're trying to destroy!"
Mewtwo said, with cute, big eyes,
"Dedede…please…give it to us… …do what's right in your heart…" Cried Mewtwo, obviously faking.
Dedede handed it to Ness.
"NUUUEZ!!!1" Screamed Mewtwo.
"Foiled again, Mewtwo!" Laughed Ness evilly as he wrote his team up for the first flight.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Last on the 9:00 PM Flight
"YEAH!" Cheered Lucas, Ness, Dedede and Kirby.
"Operation: Takedown's a success!" Rejoiced Ness.
The three teams that allied skipped merrily down the hall towards their flight.
"Damn, they-"
"Ahem!"
"Drat, they excluded us, Luigi!" Pouted Mewtwo like a spoilt brat. "They hate us! They don't want us to win!"
"We're-a going to somewhere that I have-a been before! According to Ness!"
Luigi sadly and silently signed them up on the second and LAST flight.
Mewtwo and Luigi
1st on the 10:00 PM Flight
"Now all we can do is wait for the other two teams to arrive and sign up…" Sighed Mewtwo.
Snake and Pikachu
6th to Depart: 9:16 AM
"We're going to Mushroom City!" Said Pikachu as he opened the taxi door wide so Snake could place the bags inside.
There was an awkward pause.
"Don't tell me…" Hissed Pikachu furiously.
"We left the bags back in the Castle Stairwell!" Said Snake angrily.
"Let's just…do our best, okay?" Asked Pikachu angrily.
They hopped inside.
And realized they couldn't pay.
"Dammit!" They yelled.
Yoshi and Olimar
Last to Depart: 9:17 AM
"We're off to win this leg! And conquer the others!" Said Yoshi happily.
"We'll win 'em all!"
…
"We lied," Sobbed Yoshi, "We're gonna be eliminated!"
"Why us?!" Wailed Olimar.
Snake and Pikachu
Ordering Tickets
"Okay, two to the 10:00 flight, ma'am." Asked Snake politely, in a fake british accent.
"There's no need for a fake accent, Snake!" Grunted Pikachu angrily.
Snake and Pikachu
2nd on the 10:00 Flight
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently ordering tickets
"Two tickets, to the earliest flight!" Sang Yoshi.
Yoshi and Olimar
Last on the 10:00 Flight
"All teams now have a flight!" Said Koopa overenthusiastically, "On the 9:00 AM Flight, arriving at 10:00 PM, is Victor and Lucario, Quinn and Kirby, King Dedede and Lucas, and Ness and Mr. Game & Watch!"
"On the 10:00 AM Flight arriving at 11:00 PM, is teams Mewtwo and Luigi, Snake and Pikachu, and Yoshi and Olimar!"
1st Flight
Arrived at 10:00 PM
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 1st Place
"We're first out! Woo!" Cheered Kirby as he hopped into a taxi and sat in the driver's seat. "We ain't going out this leg! I know it!"
They ran towards a line of taxis that were parked for all seven teams.
Quinn jumped in the car as well, and seated himself on the acceleration pedal.
"Yay!" They cheered as their engine revved up.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
Ness took the clue with him and he hopped inside the taxi and read it as G&W started the car up (The taxi drivers were given orders to let the teams drive; those who didn't pay would have to suffer a time penalty).
"Make your way to Luigi's Mansion! Go to the shed in front of the Mansion! There you will be given your next clue by Professor E. Gadd!" Read Ness with ecstasy.
"Hoo yeah! We're winning this leg! Our first win ever!" Whooped Ness, as Game & Watch revved up their car.
Game & Watch heard where to go, and he knew they would have to go through Mushroom City, straight through the heart of the city, in fact. He would take shortcuts.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yeah, it was Luigi's team!" Exclaimed Victor, "I was thinking; Ness didn't care that we had joined, so maybe, once Luigi and Mewtwo are gone, they'll target us next! We're always in the front pack, they will shove us out of their way! I don't wanna end that way!"
"We're going to fight them back!" Grunted Lucario. "But for now, we keep it cool."
"Okay," Whimpered Victor. "Let's get to that E. Gadd guy before the others!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Come on, Dedede!" Growled Lucas in frustration, "The three other teams are already outside!"
Ness and Game & Watch took off.
"Two of them have taken off now!" Said Lucas angrily. "Hurry up, man!"
"I'm tryin!" Pouted Dedede. "You bully, you traitor!"
…
"You Claus!"
"It's Lucas not Claus, Dammit!" Cursed Lucas.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"We're going to win, we're going to win, we're going to win," Chanted Ness, Trying to be confident. "I'm psyched now!"
"Good…" Muttered Game & Watch.
He made an erratic U-Turn and made a shortcut.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Wowee! We passed another team!" Cheered Victor. "Man, we're good at racing!"
…
"Seriously, Victor, we've been never lower than 4th, we've won two prizes, this is the 8th leg and we're still in, we're at least third place right now, and just now you comment how good we are?! You moron!"
Victor Cried himself to sleep that night.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 3rd Place
"We've been passed by two other teams," Fawned Kirby like a child.
"Gack! There's oil dripping," Lamented Quinn angrily. "Can't you do something?"
"Hey, I called driver's seat, so you got the acceleration pedal job!" Said Kirby angrily. "Lighten up, seriously. You baby."
"Help, I can't see!" Said Quinn as he groped for something to touch out of fear.
"No, don't-" Gasped Kirby, but Quinn already slammed down on the acceleration pedal so hard, it hit the floor of the taxi with a "WHAM!!!"
They sped off, straight towards a building.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Can't read the clue…" Said Dedede angrily as he squinted his eyes to see what the clue said.
"You can read it in the car, Dedede! GET IN!" Yelled Lucas as he was anxiously waiting for Dedede to get inside the taxi.
"Oh, Hyuk, dumb 'ol me, forgot that the clue was in my right hand!" Laughed Dedede as he threw away the brochure for a spa that was in his left hand, and stared at the real clue in his right.
Lucas slapped his own face in anger.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"We're almost there!" Said Ness happily as he drove out of the city. "It's about 3 miles away!"
Game & Watch beeped in agreement.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's Ness and his curse-happy friend!" Snickered Lucario as he went up to 10 mph.
Victor yelled at Lucario, saying,
"You moron, you're going 10 mph in a 45 mph zone!"
…
"So I am," Said Lucario calmly.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?!"
"Yep," Said Lucario.
"Does it involve, going faster?" Asked Victor hopefully.
"Nope!" Said Lucario.
A police car came up from behind them. It stopped.
"Now it does," Said Lucario as he went up to 100 mph to outrun the cops.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"Ooohhh…" Said Ness, "This is a nice touch! The scary trees, the evil cackling in the background, the fake corpses strewn everywhere…Nice!" He gave a thumbs-up.
Game & Watch stepped in a carcass, and his foot was pierced by bones that still had some rotted flesh upon them.
"I have a feeling these aren't fake…" Muttered Mr. Game & Watch as he shuddered.
They ran up to Professor E. Gadd and he handed them their clue.
"Make your way into the Mansion! Once you enter the main door into the Mansion, you'll find your next clue in the front room! Teams beware, the Mansion is supposedly haunted by ghosts called Boos, who love scaring anyone who dares to venture upon their territory!" Read Ness. He turned to Mr. Game & Watch. "Let's go!"
They passed a sign that had Yoshi and Olimar's faces upon them. The Speed Bump.
"Ha, ha, ha!" Cackled Ness evilly, as his eyes turned red, "Those two lastees are going to be gone, as the extra task will consume their time as the other teams move on!"
His eyes went back to black, and he commented,
"I'm glad Yoshi and Olimar are safe!" Said Ness with a grin plastered on his face.
Mr. Game & Watch looked at him weirdly.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"There go the nerds…" Sighed Victor angrily as he left some money behind in their taxi, knowing the punishment, and he grabbed all of his bags.
"Let's tailgate them!" Suggested Lucario thoughtfully.
"Good thinking, we'll follow them!" Said Victor.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"He, he," Laughed Lucas, "We passed the horrible drivers, they just crashed into a wall and-"
Quinn and Kirby's taxi exploded.
Lucas stared in utter shock, and instantly repented for any bad things he said about the two cute racers.
He started to cry, but then he saw Quinn and Kirby running away from the car that was flying towards them.
"AAAAAHHH!!! Incoming car!" Screamed Lucas as his taxi zoomed away just in time to avoid the flaming car.
"Run faster, dude!" Said Kirby as he sprinted towards another taxi, "We have to catch up!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
The old door creaked open as Ness and his bumbling sidekick walked in.
As they left it open and stepped forward a few steps, the door closed on its own!
Mr. Game & Watch gasped and cowered in fear, but Ness was unintimidated.
"Ha, what cheap usage of technology! What idiots do they pass us as?" Laughed Ness quite loudly.
They walked up to the clue box and heard a little tinkle.
They looked up and saw the chandeliers were making the noise.
It was moving. It started to circle, slowly, and it got faster and faster at spinning, then it finally fell.
Both racers immediately dived to avoid being crushed to death.
As it whammed and went back up, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch could've sworn they heard a quiet evil cackle.
"Uhh…" Stumbled Ness, clearly lost for words, "Let's uh, drag the clue box over…here."
They used Ness' yo-yo to drag the clue box over there.
"I feel safer now…" Whimpered Ness. "Ahem. Detour, Sneak or Peek?"
"Detour!" Exclaimed Koopa annoyingly, "A detour is a choice between two tasks!"
"In this detour, Sneak, or Peek!"
"In Sneak, teams must creep, ha ha, geddit, creep? Ahem, anyways, make your way down the hall on the first floor, and you must navigate safely down the hall! Ghosts will be prowling all over the place, and if one sees you, you will be forced, by the ghosts, back into this room, the foyer! They will have to start again then! And, anyways, you will have to reach the door leading to the outside! It is one of the farthest rooms away, but teams who are quick-footed, and small will get that job done easily!"
"In Peek, teams must go up the stairs they are right next to, and find the room with the ghost of the husband of the household! It will be the library he'll be in! Once you make it in there, find some way to draw him out of hiding, then see him with their eyes! He will leave a hint on which room to go to next! Once teams solve which room to go to next, they must navigate to that room, and, find the ghost of that room! They will go through 6 different rooms! Once they have successfully seen all 6 ghosts in their rooms, teams will be given their next clue by the last ghost!"
"Um, uh, how 'bout sneak?" Suggested Ness, unsure, "We're both fairly small and quick!"
"Okay," Said Mr. Game & Watch uneasily.
They slowly opened the door they had been in front of since introductions by Koopa.
Both gulped and closed the big wooden door they had walked through.
They spotted a ghost and dove for nearby cover, a table in the small hall.
They both dove under the table, and watched the ghost pass by.
Both small racers sighed with relief and continued down the hall.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"Well, this must be the place!" Said Lucas arrogantly.
He glanced and saw Dedede shaking.
"Ha, ha, scared of something for once, you fat old penguin?" Snorted Lucas.
"No," Said Dedede, as he pulled a massager chair out from behind him, "I'm just gettin' a massage…"
Lucas growled in frustration.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"Drat, we were so slow, the other teams will be here by another 10 to 20 minutes!" Groaned Kirby. "We're now with the back group!"
They hopped into a nearby taxi and prepared to get out of the city they were still in.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Okay, eh, Detour, let's do the Peek one, we're larger than most of the other racers!" Said Victor wisely.
"Let's go then, the other's are-a comin'!" Commented Lucario.
…
"I said let's go," Said Lucario angrily.
"You can't make me," Said Victor, poking out his tongue angrily at Lucario.
"One Million Dollars."
"Hurry up, you're slowing us down!" Grunted Victor in frustration.
King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals
"Dedede you fat penguin, you're so slow," Mocked Lucas as he sprinted inside the mansion.
"You're the one who was holding us up!" Said Dedede angrily. "Why are you even mocking me? I never did anything to you!"
"You ate my candy bar," Sobbed Lucas.
"I eat everyone's candy bar." Grunted Dedede.
"But, um, uh…uh…you still ate my Strawberry cake!" Cried Lucas.
"You're allergic to that, you would have died!!" Argued Dedede.
…
"Hold on as I try to think of as to how to reply," Relented Lucas angrily.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Sneak
"We're about halfway there…" Whispered Ness as he crept down the hall.
They were spotted by a Boo, who tossed them back into the foyer, the room they had started in.
"That sucked…" Hissed Ness.
Last Flight
Arrived At 11:00 PM
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 5th Place
Both of the rivals grabbed their bags and grumbled at the thought of having another taxi ride with their archenemies.
Snake sat in the middle seat of the back, and Pikachu sat on the right.
Pikachu gave a groan, but then stopped in the middle of his groan.
He spotted a curved, sharp knife, perfect for slicing through flesh.
Pikachu smiled evilly, and bent to pick it up.
He then realized that Snake was staring at him, and he giggled awkwardly.
"Hehhehheh…Just…doing sit-ups…I do it this kinda way…" Laughed Pikachu nervously.
Snake too noticed the knife. He didn't think Pikachu knew about it, and the same went for Pikachu.
Snake scooted over to the left, (It was to both their left) and began stretching his arms in a weird way.
"Nothing doing…I guess I'll stretch too…" Yawned Snake fakily.
"Oh…okay…"
Pikachu scooted closer to Snake, who was next to the knife.
Snake scooted away. Pikachu scooted closer.
Snake felt very uncomfortable.
"Uh…Pikachu? I…want you to know, that I'm not gay…" Said Snake in discomfort.
"Whatever, fool!" Cackled Pikachu evilly, as he swiped the knife up, "I'm going to kill you with this, good and proper!"
Snake pulled out a gun.
"No fair, cheater!" Protested Pikachu just before he was shot.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Whaaa! The car in front of us is swerving like the driver got shot or something!" Gasped Yoshi.
"He probably did, considering what some of the racers will do just to win this thing," Muttered Olimar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"There go the other racers, come on, friend, we're still in this!" Laughed Luigi confidently.
"Seriously," Said Mewtwo angrily, "I'm trying hard enough to not kill you, but please, at least stop calling me friend, since we're buddies now, call me…God."
Luigi glared at him.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Completed Detour
Currently in 1st Place
"Dude that was freaking easy!" Laughed Ness as he read their next clue. "Make your way to the second floor of the mansion! There are stairs nearby the rec room, which is what a door in the garden leads to!"
"Hurry man, we can own this leg if we keeps it ups!" Said Ness, talking American slang.
"Please, stop, Ness, you're not cool, okay?" Beeped Mr. Game & Watch.
Ness only heard a couple hundred beeps.
"Oh-ho, you agree with me on how cool I am? I know," Cackled Ness, evilly.
Victor and Lucario
On Peek
"Man, how do we lure that first ghost out?" Asked Victor as he turned to face Lucario.
"Well…" Mused Lucario. "Maybe…we look away?"
"What does that mean?" Snorted Victor angrily.
He looked away, and Lucario merely closed his eyes.
The ghost slowly appeared, and it was in the rocking chair, reading a book.
Lucario opened his eyes just as it appeared, and it wailed and disappeared.
It left the book behind.
"Wow, way to go, Lucario!" Said Victor, grinning stupidly.
Lucario sighed at his inexperienced partner.
He looked at the title of the book.
"Something about a bedroom…" Thought Lucario through mind-message.
"What?" Asked Victor.
"To avoid our conversations being of use to the enemies," Thought Lucario angrily, "Think with your mind! You idiot, try to think on your own for once!"
"Fine. What is it?" Asked Victor in his mind.
"This books' title has the word 'bedroom' in it, we probably need to go to the bedroom." Thought Lucario.
"Let's go then," Snapped Victor out loud as he stalked off in anger.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Peek
"Where's that room we need to be in?" Asked Lucas to himself as he looked in every room in that hallway.
He was walking by a door when it hit him. Literally. The door. It hit him. Yeah.
"Ow, watch where you open doors, losers!" Snarled Lucas in defeat as he fell on the hallway.
"Whoops…" Muttered Victor. "Um, it's the room we're leaving, if you're on Peek…"
Dedede and Lucas walked in as Victor and Lucario walked out.
"Nice people, they are…" Said Victor to himself.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Hurry dude, we need to catch up afore it's too late!" Grunted Yoshi as he slammed his taxi door shut.
"Um, uh-o-okay…" Said Olimar timidly.
"Whoa whoa whoa, there's the students, Quinn and Kirby! Let's move double-time!"
Both Hocotatian workers ran towards the mansion, but noticed something.
"No, Speed Bump!" Said Yoshi. "Hurry, if we finish this on time, we'll go on and be not eliminated!"
Yoshi read the clue for them.
"Speed Bump!" Said Yoshi.
"Speed Bump!" Said Koopa, "A Speed Bump is a task that only Yoshi and Olimar must complete, as their penalty for coming last on the previous non-elimination leg!"
"In this task, they must go inside the mansion and walk up the stairs. Once they are up those stairs, they have to go inside the door that's in the middle of the second floor of the foyer room (Foyer room is the main room of the mansion in Luigi's Mansion, and there's stairs in that room, and there is a door right in the middle of the area next to the stairs)! Once they are inside that room, they must quickly grab the poultergust 300s that are in the middle of the room! The lights will go out, and ghosts will appear! They must suck up all the ghosts with the vacuum cleaner before the ghosts attack. Once they have completed this diversion, they will be allowed to come back and receive their next clue!"
"Hurry, Quinn and Kirby are stepping out!" Squeaked Olimar in his high-pitched voice.
Both ran towards the mansion.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place
"We lost our lead…" Whined Kirby.
"Just…shut up." Growled Quinn as he wiped the oil out of his blood-strained eyes.
"We have to go inside that creepy mansion!" Complained Kirby further as he trudged towards the mansion he mentioned.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 6th Place
"There they are!" Cheered Pikachu as they drove right up to the clue box.
"Make your way inside the mansion," Read Snake. "Great, we have ta go inside a mansion…"
"Scared, huh?" Asked Pikachu, sneering.
Snake shot him.
"Of course not."
Pikachu whimpered as he dripped on Snake's foot.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"We've started to be terrible racers like the first legs!" Whined Luigi as he fell behind Mewtwo. They were dashing towards a taxi so they could catch up to the others. "I swear, if I find those two nerdy kids, I'll…I'll…"
"Go on," Ordered Mewtwo, "I love hearing about violence."
Luigi glared angrily at Mewtwo.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
Ness swung open the door leading back inside the mansion and trembled slightly as he walked inside.
He realized they were in a workout room of some sort. The only thing that made noise was the chain of a sandbag, swinging lightly.
Ness gulped and walked towards the center of the room. Once he felt courage flowing inside of him, he bravely dashed by the sandbags and the equipment. The boy didn't see the swinging sandbag until it was too late. It smacked him across the face and sent him crashing through the door that Mr. Game & Watch had just walked in through.
Mr. Game & Watch leapt out of the way and avoided the other bag. He hid underneath a chair. Watching closely, he saw a glimmer of a ghost.
When he saw that the ghost was just working out and not paying attention to the invaders (Ness and G&W himself), he ran over and punched a bean bag at the ghost.
Ness groaned and jumped up. He ran across the room towards the next room's door.
Victor and Lucario
On Peek
"Ha ha, already on ghost #3!" Laughed Victor.
"So?" Asked Lucario angrily.
…
"It means we have fangirls!" Replied Victor angrily.
"What gave you that idea?" Asked Lucario.
"If we do things fast, we become popular! DUH!"
"Are all teenagers really dumb, or are you just a major emberassment to teens?" Asked Lucario angrily.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Peek
"Done," Said Dedede just as he and Lucas walked in.
They moved on.
How exciting.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 4th Place
"No, we took a wrong turn!" Grunted Kirby as he spun around and ran back to where he had been.
"This hasn't been our best leg, at all."
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Where did those two guys go?" Asked Pikachu. "Oh well, their loss."
He cackled evilly for several seconds, then cleared his throat.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Almost to that room…" Sighed Olimar impatiently. "We're probably gonna screw up on this leg because of our dumb mistake last leg."
"True," Commented Yoshi.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"Uh, here's the mansion…" Sighed Luigi forcefully while stepping out.
"Finally." Grunted Mewtwo. "We're in definite last, I know that for sure."
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"There is the clue box." Said Ness while running over to the clue box. "Make your way upstairs."
"Teams must now make their way upstairs, and find the next clue box, which is next to the head of the stairs!" Said Koopa, suspensefully.
"Come on, G&W," Explained Ness, "Just a bit further and we'll be first for once!"
"Finally!" Gasped Game & Watch with huge relief.
They walked up the stairs.
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
Completed Detour
Currently in 2nd Place
"Ha ha, we completed the detour in a snap because of our awesome slyness, and with our alliance with Lucas and Dedede!" Snickered Victor as he ran up and accepted the clue from the last ghost. "Make your way to the second floor of the mansion! There are stairs nearby the rec room, which is what a door in the garden leads to!" Read Victor.
"Let's go!" Said Dedede, Lucas and Lucario at the same time.
"That's…that's my line!" Cried Victor, "You guys did that just to annoy me! …I hate you guys!"
Victor cried for ten minutes.
"Okay I feel better now, let's go."
…
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Yay for us," Cheered Pikachu, "We're in the front of the pack for the first time after several legs! We left Mewtwo and Luigi behind at the airport, Yoshi and Olimar must be doing the Speed Bump or they're lost, because we haven't seen them, and Quinn and Kirby screwed up big time on navigation!"
"Woo," Said Snake dully.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 5th Place
"There they go!" Barked Kirby, "There's Snake and that rat!"
"They can hear you, ya know…" Whispered Quinn.
"No they can't!" Laughed Kirby quite loudly, "That stupid rat and dull-witted soldier can never hear us!"
"We can hear you, you know." Said Pikachu angrily.
"Sorry Pikachu, you can't hear me," Sang Kirby annoyingly.
Yoshi and Olimar
Performing Speed Bump
Yoshi and Olimar slipped inside the correct room and made a break for the items they were supposed to use.
The lights quickly flickered out. Quiet ghostly grunts could be heard.
Yoshi stood firm, while Olimar trembled in his suit.
…
…
A whirr could be heard. A ghost appeared behind them.
Both were so tense, that when the ghost cackled evilly and said, "BOO!", the two Hocotate employees jumped out of their skin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Both began vacuuming like crazy all over the place.
Chaos ensued, as three more ghosts dashed about the room.
The producer of the show facepalmed as the most popular team at the moment was on the brink of being eliminated.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"I think we're-a next on the-a elimination list!" Whined Luigi.
"We're not being on that list," Said Mewtwo through gritted teeth, "Never and ever, we're winning that million dollars and we'll prove that we're not losers!"
The spur of the moment was lost as Mewtwo tried to close the taxi door, but failed to do so.
…
Mewtwo cried.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
Because of the general un-popularity scam the producer is pulling, we're only showing the cool scenes on the cool teams.
"Hey," Protested Ness, "We're cool, like we can fix computers, hack into the FBI database, Count to quadrillion, Sing-"
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"Let's just sit here and play poker!" Suggested Victor to his partner and the allied team, "After all, we are popular!"
They played Poker.
"Get up!" Screamed Koopa, we have to get rid of some of the dumber teams! Go go go!"
They played Poker.
"Here," Persuaded Koopa, "Here's the last clue. Just get there!"
"Sweet," Said Victor, Lucas and Lucario, "We can own those loser-iffic teams!"
"Make your way to the Pit Stop, which is King Boo's alter in the basement! This is the eighth Pit Stop in our Race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive will be eliminated!" Read Victor and Lucas.
"Hey," Snarled Lucas, "I read the clues!"
"Tough break shortie, Older reads It-"
Victor thought of something.
"14 year olds get to read it!" He finished.
…
"Um, uh, okay…" Relented Lucas, being the 12 year old he was.
"I'll never understand teenagers as long as I live…" Groaned Lucario.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 3rd Place
Ness cried.
Snake and Pikachu
On Sneak
"Is the box necessary?" Asked Pikachu.
"This…is my box," Explained Snake.
"Oh, so it's going to explode?" Asked Pikachu brightly.
"No, it will- wait, IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE?!? GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!" Screamed Snake as he threw away the box and ran towards the correct door.
"Woo!" Snickered Pikachu, "We finished the detour!"
Quinn and Kirby
On Sneak
"He he," Giggled Kirby as he poked a ghost.
"You idiot!" Said Quinn angrily, "Now we have to do this detour all over again!"
"No we do-"
They were forced to do the Detour again.
"Oh." Said Kirby, smiling hopefully.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 6th Place
"Maybe…we should do…Peek?" Suggested Mewtwo, "After all, I am psychic, I'm the Mewtwo!"
"Really?" Asked Luigi, "I thought you were a wannabe!"
…
Mewtwo resisted the urge to kill him.
Yoshi and Olimar
Speed Bump
"We have to not be afraid!" Said Olimar weakly as he sucked up his first ghost, "They'll just be more tougher!"
They sucked up a few more ghosts.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
They touched down on the mat, followed by King Dedede and Lucas.
"Team Victor and Lucario, you are-"
The Producer, Tabuu, appeared.
"PENALIZED! Yes! For skipping lots and lots of clues! You cheaters, you!" Said Koopa quickly.
"What?!" Asked Victor, outraged. "But you let us Skip those ta-"
"TAG, uh, uh, TEAMS! Yes, I know, I knew you two didn't like those, TAG teams!" Laughed Koopa nervously.
"Bu-" Protested Victor.
"Shut up or I'll eliminate you," Whispered Koopa loudly.
Victor shut up.
"Same goes for you two, Dedede and Lucas! You two teams are penalized for one hour!"
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
Time Remaining: 0:59:58
"Oh man, we may be doomed!" Gasped Victor dramatically, "All teams have reached the Mansion!"
"Oh no!" Said Dedede.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 3rd Place
"Make your way to the balcony of the second floor!" Read Ness with the usual coy in his tone.
They did as the clue told them to do.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Make your way upstairs to the second floor of the Mansion! The clue box should be at the top of the stairs!" Read Pikachu happily. "Come on, this is our one chance to win a leg!"
"I know, right?"
"DID YOU JUST AGREE WITH ME?!?!" Asked Pikachu, paranoid.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Completed Detour
Currently in 5th Place
"Done," Said Mewtwo as he had cheated to complete the detour.
"They moved on." Read Victor to his children. "And that's the end of the story!"
"But…but…but who won? Who won The Extra Smashy Amazing Race?" Asked one child.
"DIE NOOB" Said Victor as he inhaled the kid.
Quinn and Kirby
On Sneak
"You moron, because of your idiocy, Kirby, and your jokiness, we're gonna be eliminated!" Said Quinn angrily.
…
…
"Ow!" Said Quinn, having received a knee-injury, "I have received an obviously not-obvious knee injury, which is obviously not an object to thicken the plot!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Speed Bump
"Suck 'em up, baby…" Sung Yoshi as he easily sucked up all the remaining ghosts.
"Awesome, we may make it to the final Leg!" Chirped Olimar happily as he saw the room light up again.
"Having completed the Speed bump, Yoshi and Olimar may now continue on from where they had left off!" Said Koopa.
"Let's finish this off!" Said Yoshi.
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
Time Remaining: 0:47:36
"We're doomed! We're doomed!" Groaned Victor.
"Nobody's crossed the Pit Stop!" Said Lucario angrily.
"All the more to be frightened about!" Yawned Victor.
"ARE ALL TEENAGERS THIS DAMN STUPID?!?!" Asked Lucario angrily.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 3rd Place
"Dude," Laughed Ness, "Just think how happy our fans, and the other racers, will be, when they find out that us win this leg!"
"I think we're loved by all the teams!" Said Mr. Game & Watch, smiling creepily.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Wanna hear which two teams I hate the most?" Asked Pikachu, in a body cast.
"Which teams?" Asked Snake.
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch. Definitely. And those damn students who made fun of us! I hope those two teams are gone really soon!" Said Pikachu angrily. "I think we're the ones to throw Ness and his partner down—For GOOD."
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Man, I hate Ness and Mr. Game & Watch," Whined Luigi incessantly, "They forced us down here! They ganged up on us! I hate them! We need to plot against them, and see how they like being ganged up on!"
Mewtwo merely grunted.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 6th Place
"Ow!" Said Quinn.
…
…
"Ow!" Said Quinn.
"Stop saying that!" Said Kirby, "I know it hurts!"
…
"Ow! My brain hurts!" Said Kirby.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"We're catching up to the others! I can almost sense it!" Said Olimar.
"No," Retorted Yoshi, "You're feeling that massage chair."
…
"No," Argued Olimar, "…You're feeling it!"
"That made no sense!" Said Yoshi.
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
Time Remaining: 0:37:16
"Ha ha, almost halfway through, and no teams have passed us!" Laughed Victor forcefully.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
At The Pit Stop
"NUEZ!1" Screamed Victor, "It's…Ness and his crony! Of all the people to trip up!"
"Agh!" Screamed Koopa, "My beautiful ratings! They're gonna go out the window if they're first!"
"See?" Laughed Ness evilly, "Everyone sympathizes nerds!"
"NO WE DON'T." Said Victor, Koopa, Lucas, Lucario and King Dedede at the same time.
"Let's step on that mat!" Ness said Dramatically, as fitting music began playing (It was 'Jaws' Music, for your info-mation). "For our families, and friends!"
"Why them? Of all the other 4 teams, why THEM?!" Wailed Victor. He Shook Koopa like crazy. "How much time left?!"
"Aargh! 14 minutes left!" Grunted Koopa, "They're gonna win a leg finally!"
As Ness and Mr. Game & Watch neared the mat, a booming husky voice rang out:
"Not on our watches!"
Snake and Pikachu appeared in the doorway of King Boo's alter.
"We won't let you two nerd-bags win!" Grunted Pikachu as he ran directly at Mr. Game & Watch and tackled him just before he could step on the mat.
"YES!" Cheered Victor and Koopa.
Pikachu shocked Mr. Game & Watch repeatedly and it stunned the 2-d figure heavily.
Snake pulled out an AK-47 and let loose a hail of bullets. Ness used his telekinetic jump to avoid the stream of gunfire. The fearsome soldier grunted, and pulled out a grenade.
Mr. Game & Watch kicked Pikachu off of him and ran at Snake, who was unaware.
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
Time Remaining: 0:13:01
"13 minutes!" Said Koopa.
"Come on…" Breathed Victor.
Snake pulled the pin of the grenade and pulled his arm back to throw it. Mr. Game & Watch took the grenade and slipped the pin back in that Snake dropped.
Instead, G&W gave Snake a stick of dynamite, already lit. The soldier brought it back up and stared at it, dumbfounded. It blew up in his hands.
Pikachu was creeping onto the mat, but then Snake flew right into him, and they both tumbled away from the mat.
Ness stepped on the mat.
"NO!" Yelled Koopa. He attacked Ness. "I WON'T HAVE YOU TAKE AWAY MY RATINGS!"
Ness held up Koopa's employment papers, cackling evilly as he held up a lighter also.
"No, you wouldn't-"
He did.
"Okay, I'll stop interfering!" Whimpered Koopa, then Ness blew out the flame.
Mr. Game & Watch ran for the mat.
"NUEZ!1" Wailed Snake and Pikachu, "We're not going to lose! We're going to win our first leg!"
"Maybe…" Said Ness, threateningly, "We can…come to an agreement?"
Everyone glared at Ness angrily.
Snake threw Pikachu onto the mat.
Mr. Game & Watch avoided the bullets flying towards him, and the electricity waves also.
Snake yelled in horror and dash-rolled towards that mat.
Mr. Game & Watch hit him with a Judge 9 card. Snake hit the wall of the secret alter with a slam. Blood dripped onto the wall and floor as Snake groaned and passed out.
"NUEZ!1" Wailed Koopa, Victor and Pikachu as Mr. Game & Watch finally stepped onto the mat.
There was an awkward silence after.
"Well…" Admitted Koopa, "Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you two are apparently not very well liked by the other teams…" He scratched his nose, and continued. "And yes, you two have made it quite far, and you have surprised everyone. And-"
"You're just going to keep talking until Snake arouses, is that it?" Asked Ness angrily.
"Well, yeah…" Admitted Koopa. "Whatever, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are…"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch lusted to hear those words come out of the host's mouth.
"Team number…"
They waited in eager, and Snake started to come to. Victor banged his head against one of the rooms' pillars.
"Team…number…ONE!!!1" Finished Koopa.
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneone" Cheered Ness and Mr. Game & Watch.
"And…as your…reward…for coming first this time, you two have won…"
Ness licked his lips.
"NOTHING!!!"
"WHAT?!?!" Fumed Ness, clearly outraged.
"Ha ha, just joking, you two win a holiday to the amazing location of Kanto!" Said Koopa. "…And, as a bonus, you also win this mansion, which is actually Luigi's, but nobody likes him!"
Everybody laughed.
Snake warily stepped onto the mat shortly after.
"Snake and Pikachu, you are team number two!" Said Koopa.
"Eh…It's still better than sixth or fifth at this point!" Reasoned Pikachu, as Snake grabbed him by his neck and placed him against a wall.
He then turned on his light, and aimed a little red dot at Pikachu's guilty little neck.
Pikachu broke down, and cried like a baby as Snake pulled the trigger.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
After Leg Interview
"Well, after that amazing display of courage and cunning we pulled off back there, I have to say, that…we did good." Said Ness, nodding his head. "We proved that, even nerds like us have the ability to win a race as amazing as this. This is no longer just a race where we try to get second-last every time, this is now, the real deal. It's just gonna get harder and harder down the road to the final Leg, and I think me an' Mr. Game & Watch have the potential to get to that Million Dollar prize."
Snake and Pikachu
After Leg Interview
"I think we could have gotten that first, if we tried HARDER, right, Pikachu's corpse?" Asked Snake psychotically.
Snake petted the taxidermy corpse of Pikachu.
"I love his corpse…" Cooed Snake creepily as he rested his head on the body.
Victor and Lucario
King Dedede and Lucas
All was silent at the eighth Pit Stop.
Finally, Koopa spoke.
"Victor and Lucario, King Dedede and Lucas. You two teams can finally check in now."
King Dedede and Lucas walked onto the mat, followed by a quiet Victor and an out-of-body-experiencing Lucario.
"Teams King Dedede and Lucas, and Victor and Lucario, you are teams three and four, respectively."
"Woo." Came the dull cheer.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Let's-a do this!" Said Luigi confidently. "We're-a at the balcony, what next?"
"Hmmm, there's the clue box!" Thought Mewtwo, "And that means…and that means…and that means we won't get icing on my birthday cake!"
Mewtwo cried.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"There's Luigi and that accursed feline!" Squeaked Olimar as he dashed up to the clue box.
He handed it to Yoshi, who began reading.
"Roadblock!" He read.
"Roadblock!" Said Koopa, "I'm just now doing this because the teams who didn't cheat, didn't have their performance on this leg's roadblock aired! Anyways, A roadblock is a task only one person must perform!"
"In this roadblock, teams have to survive a match against…Bolosssus, the biggest of all Boos! If you can think of a tactic to defeat Boolossus, and it is effective, teams will be handed their next clue!"
"I'll do it," Said Olimar, "I'm a good strategist, I can lead an army if needed!"
He was referentiating his Pikmin. He plucked out an army of them and stood in the center of the balcony.
Mewtwo teleported to the center of the balcony also.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in Last Place
"We screwed up, and we're going to lose!" Shrieked Kirby.
"SHUT UP!" Yelled Quinn as he limped towards the balcony door.
Olimar
"Yehaa! I found out a plan!" Chirped Olimar as he threw several Pikmin onto Boolossus' back.
…
"Is that your plan?" Asked Yoshi angrily, "Just throwing dumb Pikmin at his back?"
"Yep!" Smirked Olimar.
"You idiot!" Said Yoshi angrily as he hit himself.
Mewtwo
"Hmmm…using my IQ of 217, I have decided that his weak point is…" Mewtwo spoke as he merely touched the giant Boo. "Here."
Boolossus exploded and imploded at the same time, due to Mewtwo's finding of his ultra-weak point.
"That was awesome!" Said Luigi, awestruck.
"Hurry up, we have to go to King Boo's Alter, the Pit Stop this leg!" Urged Mewtwo, pushing Luigi along.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in Last Place
"Go faster you dumb ferret!" Said Kirby angrily.
"Shut up," Said Quinn angrily, "You go on and on about how cold you are or how much your head hurts, but when I'M hurting, you couldn't care less!"
"Quit smarting me off, I'm the leader of our group!" Argued Kirby.
"We're working together, there is no leader!"
Kirby slammed open the balcony door and hit Quinn as his limping partner came in.
Olimar
On Roadblock
"Hurry man, we can still beat the dudes who just walked in!" Whispered Yoshi loudly.
"Agh, we're the last two teams!" Whimpered Olimar, "This is a tight one!"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Headed for Pit Stop
Currently in 5th Place
"Go down the steps," Ordered Mewtwo to a dazed Luigi. "We're still in this race. The doorway to the balcony is in that hall over there, so go faster! We're on the second floor; we need to go inside the basement! Hurry!"
Luigi, still weak, slumped down the stairs in a heap.
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
"Okay, just let me do it!" Said Kirby angrily, "You have an injury!"
Olimar
"I did it!" Cheered Olimar, "Found that weak point!"
"Get in the ring!" Yelled Quinn to Kirby.
"Make your way to King Boo's Alter, in the basement of the Mansion! This is the eighth Pit Stop on our race around the world! Teams must hurry, as the last team to arrive will be eliminated!" Read Yoshi.
"Quick, follow Mewtwo and Luigi and where they went!" Said Olimar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Ugh, I hear footsteps…" Spoke Mewtwo with utter disgust.
He turned to Luigi.
"Go faster, or you'll feel my wrath!"
Quinn and Kirby
On Roadblock
"We're still in this!" Said Kirby as he just inhaled Boolossus.
He got the next clue.
"Don't bother reading it, we need to go to the basement!" Breathed Quinn to Kirby, and they ran/limped to the door leading off of the giant balcony.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"I hear more pitter-patter," Groaned Mewtwo, "That's it!"
He psychokinetically picked up the weak Luigi and he ran down the stairs.
He slung open the door at the bottom of the stairwell, and he knew he was then on the first floor.
"Almost there! The door leading to the basement is one of these doors!" Yelled Mewtwo.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
"Please don't let them finish," Groveled Olimar. "Please, please…nobody likes them anyway…"
Quinn and Kirby ran by them.
"NO!!!1"
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"This…way." Said Mewtwo as he swung open one of the doors and teleported to the bottom of the steps. "Ha, almost there now!"
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in 6th Place
"Dangit Quinn, can't you go faster?" Asked Kirby angrily.
Quinn ignored and limped faster to the door that had the stairs.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"There they are, Quinn and Kirby!" Hollered Yoshi as he picked up Olimar and sped up full speed.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Hehehe…In this hallway, is the door to the Alter of King Boo!" Cackled Mewtwo, "We're just barely there!"
He dashed down the hallway and towards the door at the very end.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
Yoshi jumped off at the head of the stairs and hit the wall.
Kirby transformed into a rock and he bounced down the stairs.
Quinn limped down there.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Arrived at The Pit Stop
"Team Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number five!" Said Koopa.
"Perfect…" Cackled Mewtwo evilly. "Ahead of two teams, so when we depart tommorrow, we'll still have one team behind!"
Quinn and Kirby
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 6th Place
Headed for Pit Stop
"Agh, come down here, Quinn!" Yelled Kirby.
"It…it hurts…" Whimpered Quinn.
Kirby grabbed his partner's arm and he dragged him.
"Okay, the door to the basement is one of these rooms…" Muttered Kirby.
Yoshi ran down and went inside one of the rooms. One of the wrong ones.
Kirby laughed as he went through the correct one.
Dramatic music began playing, as Yoshi frantically attempted to get out of the ghost-infested room.
Kirby was already down the stairs. He was now in the basement. He let go of Quinn and they made their way to the Door leading to the hallway that lead to the- uh, you know. The Pit Stop.
Yoshi ran out and spotted the wide open door that held the stairs to the basement. You know what he did then.
Quinn and Kirby
Arrived At The Pit Stop
Kirby ran onto the mat, laughing with glee.
"Team- Kirby, where's Quinn?" Asked Koopa. "I cannot check you in until he's with you…"
"Dammit!" Cursed Kirby, "Where's that ferret?"
Yoshi and Olimar
"Here we are!" Said Olimar quickly. "That door leads to the hallway; go through there."
"Right-o!"
Quinn and Kirby
Quinn was in the hallway that was mentioned, limping as fast as he could.
Kirby ran out of the Pit Stop room and dashed up to Quinn.
"Come on, we need to check in!" Screamed Kirby.
Yoshi and Olimar ran by and made it inside of the Pit Stop room.
"HURRY!"
"Well I quit!" Said Quinn loudly. "This whole race has messed me up—I drank 13 cups of coffee, and now I can barely lift anything over 5 grams! I get a leg injury! And now here you are yelling at me! I'm retiring!"
"Whatever," Said Kirby.
At The Pit Stop
"Yoshi and Olimar, you are team number six! You are STILL IN THE RACE!!!" Said Koopa.
"We did it!" Cheered Olimar, "We stuck to it and beat those ragged students! YEEHA!"
"I bet it feels great!" Said Koopa. "… …Because I never get to race!"
Koopa cried.
Quinn and Kirby
Currently in a state of Shame
"We failed…" Said Kirby weakly, as he watched the other teams party, "But we're not gonna face it--- we're just going to leave."
"Yeah, so if they ask us what's taking so long, cameraman, tell them this: We've retired from racing, we've had enough, we're sick of it all, We've had quite some tough. We're stopping our racing, right here and now, we know it'll be disappointing, please don't frown. And I'll stop rhyming all the timing like Dr. Suess. Anyways, we've had our fair share of wins for a leg, 2 legs. We're just gonna go to that hotel where all the other teams are, and we'll enjoy our prizes. HA!"
The two Students walked off, Quinn walked in shame, and Kirby in anger.
Arrival Times!
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 12:47 AM
Snake and Pikachu: 12:49 AM
King Dedede and Lucas: 1:01 AM
Victor and Lucario: 1:01 AM
Mewtwo and Luigi: 2:03 AM
Yoshi and Olimar: 2:05 AM
Quinn and Kirby: Undetermined –Retired from the Race-
He he, they're out finally. Walked off in style, eh? I bet that was quite a shocking elimination for some of you; a good one, and for a few, a horrible one. They had received NO votes on last leg's poll, so obviously they weren't that funny anymore.
Anyways, do the usual and review me, because I'm cool like that.
Tell me who you want to see go out next, and who you think is going to win.
"On the next Smashy Amazing Race, read on, as the damn italics screw up the story more!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Said Victor.
"Shut the hell up, don't cry over a dead cell phone!" Said Lucario angrily.
"Read: Luigi's-dead jokes!"
"OH!" Said Mewtwo, "I thought of a good one!"
He stabbed Luigi's corpse, much to Hoogiman's delight.
"Luigi said, 'Where's my breakfast, and then…"
"Enjoy: The remaining teams burning photos of Quinn and Kirby!"
Everyone cackled evilly as they burned photos of Quinn and Kirby.