A/N. I just got into a huge fight with my dog! (11/15/08) She scratched me so badly all over my right arm! It looks HORRIBLE! It looks like I went EMO! This chapter is dedicated to her! (Except for the perverted partand my dog doesn't have 8 eyes. LOL) Enjoy!
Chapter 8
The Perverted Eight-Eyed Beast
With no missions lately, Alucard had been absolutely bored. He decided to pull yet another prank on Tiffany. Sure he had grown a liking to her but oh how fun it was to mess around with her sometimes. He pondered over some ideas of what to do to her and finally got an idea. He was going to have a blast with this. When he entered her room she was sleeping peacefully. He quietly crept around and turned into his hellhound. Then he carefully jumped onto her chest and began snarling loudly. Tiffany opened her eyes in horror. An Eight-Eyed Beast was standing right on her chest snarling at her! She screamed so loud that it could probably be heard from China! The whole Hellsing estate shook!
"Get off me you monster!." She screamed trying to knock off this animal. The dog barked loudly and began snapping at her. Tiffany rolled around in her bed throwing kicks and punches at the animal. Her eyes were filling up with tears. Then she heard a whimper. She had punched the dog right on the nose! The dog immediately stopped.
"Serves you right!," Tiffany yelled. "You are such a jerk Alucard!!!!"
The dog began taking its usual shape. "How did you know it was me?," Alucard said rubbing his nose.
"Integra warned me that you could change into some kind of animal," Tiffany replied. "She didn't tell me which animal but I guessed it must be you!"
"You really punched me hard there, it even made ME whimper," Alucard said surprised.
"As I said, YOU DESERVED IT YOU JERK!" Tiffany yelled back.
"It was so worth it," Alucard replied staring hard at Tiffany.
Tiffany was wondering why he was staring at her so intently, when she felt a breeze pass her right breast. She screamed.
"YOU PERVERT!" She yelled. She quickly pulled her shirt up and walked over to Alucard smacking him hard in the face. She smacked him so hard her hand print was left on his face.
Alucard laughed again. "It was so worth it!," He repeated smirking.
"I don't want to talk to you for a good long time!," Tiffany yelled. "Now get out of my sight!"
"I'm sorry Tiffany its just so hard not to stare." Alucard said slyly. "I haven't seen something like that in quite along time,"
"OUT!!!!!!! OUT I SAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!," Tiffany yelled so loud that the estate shook once more.
"OK OK I'm leaving," Alucard said quickly running out of her room. Once he was out he starting laughing and muttering things to himself.
Tiffany quickly got dressed and stomped her way to Integra's office. She did not bother knocking on the door because she was so enraged. She stomped inside and slammed her hands on Integra's desk.
"What is the meaning of this act of violence!?," Integra yelled.
"YOUR VAMPIRE ALUCARD HAS TO LEARN TO KEEP HIS NOSE OUT OF PEOPLE'S ROOMS!," Tiffany yelled back.
"What did he do this time?," Integra said concerned.
"He turned into his hellhound and snapped at me!," Tiffany complained. "Then he saw a part of my body that he should not have and stared at it until I finally noticed!" "And Finally he said perverted remarks about it!" Tiffany screamed.
"I see," Integra said. "I will have to give Alucard a worse punishment then cleaning all the bathrooms In Hellsing.."
"How about I help!," Tiffany said. "How about, instead of giving him FRESH blood give him OLD blood for 2 months!"
"Even he will get sick with that," Integra said.
"I don't care!," Tiffany yelled. "HE DESERVES IT!"
"Alright I will inform Walter about it," Integra said.
"Thank you Sir Integra," Tiffany said and she turned around to leave the office.
"How do you like me now Alucard?" Tiffany said to herself while walking back to her room.
A/N Welll, as you can see. Alucard is a jerk! Oh yeah things might get a little perverted from now on. ;] But I can't help it I mean its so funny! :]
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