Husband and Wife

Chapter 4: Wink

Yuno: Sae and Hiro spent the night at a love hotel, making up after their series of arguments. They worked everything out and knew what the problem was so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised they decided to show up late into the afternoon.

Sae: Sorry, we slept in.

Hiro: We were tired.

Miyako: Don't come in my home to brag about your love life!

Sae: Are we upsetting you Miyako?

Miyako: Nope. It's a husband's job to act this way. Now cook us lunch Yuno!

Yuno: It's almost done. I've been cooking for ten minutes already.

Miyako: Good job! We make a great team!

Yuno: It's a bit too late to be figuring that out….husband.

Hiro: Anyway, we're sorry for everything yesterday and we're grateful for your help.

Yuno: Not at all! It was you guys who patched everything up.

Miyako: We appreciate gratitude in the form of desserts.

Sae: Well, you'll get dessert alright. The reason we wanted to visit you guys was mostly so we could announce something.

Hiro: We're getting married!!

Yuno: I wanna squeal, but I mustn't, I want to squeal but I can't, let me squeal, let me squeal, let me squeal!!

Yuno: Meow~

Sae: Meow?

Hiro: Not the reaction we were hoping for…

Sae: We've been engaged for a week and wanted to personally invite you guys to the wedding.

Hiro: And to tell you we want you both to be our bridesmaids.

Yuno: Really?! Of course we will! I'm so happy for you two!

Miyako: Wait, in gauge? What kind of gauge have you been filling up for a week? And what's this about weeding?

Yuno: Miyako gets kind of sluggish after just waking up. Please forgive her.

Yuno: Today is Miyako's day off and she works very hard to support us so she sleeps in late.

Sae: Yeah, you work two jobs right?

Miyako: Yep, both part time!

Sae: Why don't you just work one full time job?

Miyako: I like variety!

Yuno: She works as a waitress at a diner and a sketch artist at the plaza. Now she's been promoted to assistant manager!

Sae: That's very impressive. I see Miyako's been a very good husband to you.

Hiro: Sae works hard to support us too. She publishes so many stories at once I have to remind her to sleep in bed with me and not at her desk. Sae is also a good husband.

Sae: ….

Hiro: Oh, she still gets called a boy by some people.

Sae: My editor flirted with me once.

Miyako: And?

Sae: It was a guy.

Yuno: Oh.

Sae: Maybe it's because my chest is a bit small, I've tried to make it clear that I'm a women. Sometimes when I walk into the women's bathroom they call me a pervert.

Miyako: Hiro makes up for your chest with her stomach though.

Hiro: Yes, we do balance each other out and…WHAT?!

Yuno: Miyako was locked outside of her own home again.

Hiro: My poor Sae…so beautiful but people can't see your feminine traits.

Yuno: Hiro is petting Sae; I wonder if that's how Miyako and me look when we touch each other like that.

Yuno: I'm going to let Miyako back in now.

Miyako: Hello Yuno! Let's eat lunch!

Yuno: It's on the table waiting for you.

Yuno: I tried to get Miyako to start petting me, cuddling up to her and rubbing against her sides. Before I knew it she started feeding me instead! Somehow I just ended up sitting between her legs as she ate away.

Yuno: This is good instead.

Yuno: After dinner Sae and Hiro left, returning to the same love hotel. Miyako and I cuddled up in bed, her arms wrapped around me. This closeness, this intimacy, this is our type of petting but Miyako felt a bit warmer than usual.

Miyako: Yuno…I've been thinking.

Yuno: Thinking about what?

Miyako: About babies.

Yuno: What about them?

Miyako: I want one.

Yuno: Huh?!

Miyako: I'm the husband so I don't want to be the one to get pregnant. I assumed you'd be the one to do that.

Yuno: No, no, this is sudden. Let me collect myself.

Miyako: …..

Yuno: …..

Miyako: …..

Yuno: ….

Miyako: Babies.

Yuno: Meow! Whoops! I meant Augh!

Miyako: You're weird~

Yuno: Miyako and I stared into each other's eyes while resting in bed, holding each other. A baby…a baby was serious business. But I wanted a baby too; it was just surprising to hear so suddenly. We had a lot of money in the bank for emergencies and our jobs seemed pretty secure at the moment so this was a good chance to have a baby.

Miyako: I always thought babies were something couples got when they were bored with each other but I want one anyway. More than anything though...I want one with you, that's what excites me the most.

Yuno: You know…if you want to be the one to get pregnant that's not a big deal. I know you'd make a good mama.

Miyako: I just want the baby, not the belly. You get pregnant.

Yuno: YES!!!! I mean….woohoo.

Yuno: Miyako…a baby's serious though. Do you think we're ready to raise a child?

Miyako: I want to give it a good and happy life, not like the one I had when I was young.

Yuno: Miyako…

Miyako: I will work my hardest to place you and the baby as my highest priorities.

Yuno: Miyako, with a father like you I know we'll all be happy. But…even though I call you "Husband" and "Father", you can't impregnate me. We'll have to use the other options.

Miyako: Silly Yuno, let's just let fanfiction take its course.

Yuno: What do you mean?

Yuno: Somehow, the a few days later, I began having morning sickness.

Yuno: Miyako…I'm scared. Did we magically get me pregnant or did we just skip over the impregnation process at the clinic?

Miyako: Which ever one makes you happiest.

Yuno: Well that's good.

Sae: Well, we'll see you guys later.

Hiro: Yes, please visit us before the wedding so we can have a bachelorette party for both of us.

Miyako: I'll show you a good time! And don't worry about a wedding present; we have one baking in the oven as we speak. *Wink*

Yuno: I hope this baby wasn't just a way to get out of buying a wedding present….