"Last time, on the Smashy Amazing Race, teams went to Luigi's mansion, a haunted house filled with grueling ghosts!"
"Agh," Screamed Luigi, "This mansion is filled with ghosts!"
"The audience also just realized that that sentence wasn't in the last leg!"
"That sentence wasn't in Leg eight!" Complained one audience member, "What're you tryin' to pull?!"
The author pulled out a gun.
The man shut up.
"When picking up flights to Luigi's mansion, Ness and G&W attempted to forge an alliance against Mewtwo and Luigi!"
"And Yoshi and Olimar had to complete a Speed Bump in order to continue racing at one point! Also, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch fought for first, for their first time, against team Snake and Pikachu!"
"…However, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch pulled through!"
"Finally," Said a teary-eyed Ness, "After eight legs straight…we win our own leg!"
"…Which means that five teams have won a leg so far!"
"Team King Dedede and Lucas…"
"King Dedede and Lucas…"
"Quinn and Kirby…"
"Yoshi and Olimar…"
"Victor and Lucario…"
"Quinn and Kirby…"
"Victor and Lucario…"
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch…"
"You are team number one!!!1oneone"
"The Victor-Lucario and Dedede-Lucas alliance still showed to be in full effect, as the two teams helped one another on the detour last time! And, Snake actually AGREED with Pikachu! Shocking! In addition, teams Victor and Lucario, and King Dedede and Lucas were given permission to cheat and go straight to the Pit Stop…"
Victor and Lucario touched down on the mat, followed by Dedede and Lucas.
"Team Victor and Lucario, you are-"
Tabuu, the producer appeared.
"…Only to end up penalized by the same host who gave them permission to cheat, isn't he insane? No, Koopa is having stomach pains; this is Victor filling in for him. Yep. And in the very end, It turned out to be a three-way deadbeat to avoid sure-fire elimination! This was caused by the fact that the nerds and the Mortal enemies had already gotten there, and the Martial artists and Party Crashers had been misleaded to the Pit Stop, that left Mewtwo and Luigi, Yoshi and Olimar, and Quinn and Kirby to fight to survive!"
"Go faster you dumb ferret!" Yelled Kirby angrily.
"Shut up," Said Quinn angrily.
"Mewtwo used his high intellect to destroy the roadblock, thus causing his team to get fifth place! Yoshi and Olimar struggled to come up with a plan…"
"Yeeha, I found out a plan!" Chriped Olimar excitedly as he threw several Pikmin onto Boolossus' back.
…
"That's your plan?" Asked Yoshi angrily, "Just throwing dumb Pikmin at his back?"
"You idiot!" Screamed Yoshi as he hit himself in frustration.
"…While Kirby found one with ease!"
"In the following rush to the Pit Stop, Yoshi took a wrong turn, giving Quinn's team a major boost! However, due to the leg injury Quinn had received earlier, he failed to make it to the Pit Stop on time! …In other words, the Students had to retire; marking them, as the first team to win a leg to be eliminated!"
"We beat exactly half the teams," Explained Kirby, "And we won two prizes; we're okay with that. We think Victor and Lucario will win, they're okay racers!"
"Quinn and Kirby left…how sad. This is now the ninth leg of our fine and cool race! Only 3 more to go! Hehe…"
"Six teams have remained…who will be eliminated…next?"
The Teams
Victor and Lucario (Martial Arts Fighters)
Snake and Pikachu (Mortal Enemies)
Luigi and Mewtwo (Therapy Members)
King Dedede and Lucas (Party Animals)
Yoshi and Olimar (Hocotate Employees)
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch (Nerds)
"This is…um…King Boo's worship- I mean, Sacrificial-I MEAN, Alter room! Heh heh… yeah, this was the eighth Pit Stop in the amazing Race around the world! Here, teams are able to Eat, sleep, and mingle with one another!"
"Can team Victor and Lucario pull themselves out of the danger zone, after going from first to fourth, with only six teams left now? Are Snake and Pikachu going to win a leg? Will Ness and Mr. Game & Watch keep up their decent pace? And can Yoshi and Olimar get back to the way things were, and get out of last place?"
"Team Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, who were first to arrive at 12:47 AM, will depart at 12:47 PM, noon time!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
1st to Depart: 12:47 PM
"Oh, to be first out!" Said Ness, grinning stupidly. He opened up the clue and read it aloud. "Make your way to the nearby taxi rank, and drive about 300 miles to nearby country, Dreamland! Once you cross the border, look for Kirby's house! You have 273 dollars for this leg of the race!"
Ness looked at Mr. Game & Watch, then said, "It's gonna be a long car dive, but what they hay, I'm with it if it's for that million dollars!"
Mr. Game & Watch spoke in a dull beep.
"Yeah, I know!" Said Ness, nodding his head. "I took the time to understand G&W's language, and I think that it will now help us become better racers!"
"What did he say then?" Asked the cameraman curiously.
…
"Um…uh…Hey, whaddya know, look at the time, the next team will be out any minute!" Said Ness frantically, looking at his watch.
Snake and Pikachu
2nd to Depart: 12:49 PM
"Make your way to the tax rank nearby and depart for Dreamland!" Read Pikachu. "Come on, let's go!"
They hurried off towards the taxi rank.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"Wow, they're already out so soon?" Gasped Ness in shock. "Guess we better go even faster!"
They shoved their bags in a collective pile in the back seats and they took off.
Snake and Pikachu
Pre-Leg Interview
"We feel that we would have won our very first leg if Ness and Mr. Game & Watch hadn't been there," Stated Snake, "So we took the necessary pre-cautions before our departure."
Pikachu continued.
"We're going to tailgate them almost the entire time, unless we spring ahead later on."
"It's going to be a very dangerous game, mentally." Explained Snake. "We're going to be as resourceful as we can."
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"Are they…are they following us?" Asked Ness, amused. "How…hilarious!"
He laughed at this.
Game & Watch said a few things.
"Yeah, that's probably what they'll do from now on until we crack…" Said Ness sheepishly.
King Dedede and Lucas
3rd To Depart: 1:01 PM
"Heh, we're out." Said King Dedede un-comical-like.
"That wasn't funny." Said Lucas.
"Of course, better to be third than sixth!" Said Dedede randomly.
…
"We need to go to Dreamland! You live there! Woo, we can win this leg totally!" Cheered Lucas as he sat in the passenger's seat.
Victor and Lucario
4th to Depart: 1:01 PM
"There go Dedede and Lucas." Said Victor simply.
"Let's go then." Replied Lucario flatly.
Pre-Leg interview
"We made it pretty clear to the Penguin and kid that we're not going to affiliate with them anymore; it's just too risky now, what with there being 6 teams left and all. It's not safe to form an alliance now. It's every team for themselves. I think everyone understood that message, we could tell by how the others reacted at the Pit Stop last 12 hours." Explained Victor. "Nobody wanted to converse with another team, and nobody acted friendly. I think."
"True…" Sniffed Lucario.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 4th Place
"There's three taxis gone from the taxi rank," Observed Victor cautiously, "…That means the others have departed already. Three teams ahead, two teams behind. Let's keep it that way."
"Glad to see you're getting smarter than the other way." Grunted Lucario bluntly.
"Yeh, whatever."
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 1st Place
"We're almost there!" Grinned Ness. "Just a bit more!"
They had a flat tire.
"Oh no," Said Ness, "Our camera-panning for this scene is almost over! …Oh, and we have a flat!"
Cue the dramatic music.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"Lookie there, they have a flat!" Giggled Pikachu, "We'll be first once we pass them!"
"Yes, we'll win for the first time…" Mused Snake thoughtfully as he drove by Ness and Game & Watch.
Cue that dramatic music again.
This is boring.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Why did King Dedede and Lucas stop, you think?" Asked Victor as he looked behind them with worry.
"Probably for a dumb reason, knowing that Fat Old Penguin." Scoffed Lucario as he turned the wheel to the left furiously. "Don't freak out now."
Victor looked down.
"I wasn't." He protested.
Silence.
Said Victor, "I really wasn't, I was just checki-"
"I understand."
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Why did you stop?" Asked Lucas, clearly aggravated, "You let a team pass us!"
"I saw a communist!" Said Dedede, apparently frightened.
Lucas said,
"Quit talking to Snake, man, they're the opposition! Don't let anyone pass!"
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 1st Place
"Ugh, I hate the competitors," Groaned Pikachu, "The loser nerds, That Psychotic Pokemon that wants to play god, that Creepy Fat, Old Penguin, the Annoying Martial Artists, the idiotic Hocotatians…not to mention those two smart-alecky students that were eliminated last leg…I hope those nerds are next to go. I can't stand their happy-go-luckiness point of view!"
"And those two dating Puffballs…" Commented Snake, thinking hard, "Their constant bickering was…like living in a realistic nightmare!"
"They were eliminated…like, in Leg three, they were so dumb." Pointed out Pikachu.
There was an uneasy silence.
"Wait…Did we just…converse normally?" Asked Pikachu, paranoid. "Something's gonna detonate, amirite?!"
Snake sighed.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
"Man, those dudes got away," Mumbled Ness, "And just when we were only 10 miles away from destination!"
"Beep, Bop, Beeep beeeeep!!!" Said Mr. Game & Watch. (Uh, not to be negative or anything, but I think I see another taxi, in the distance behind us!)
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Okay, there's a taxi, in the distance ahead of us!" Announced Victor proudly.
"Dedede and Lucas are not far behind us…" Grunted Lucario as he looked in the rear mirror.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"We're trailing behind the Artists…" Grumbled Lucas impatiently.
"If I remember correctly!" Said Dedede, "We are, huh, not far from Dreamland's border! Hehe…"
"What's so funny?" Asked Lucas, annoyed.
"I'm King at Dreamland!" Snickered Dedede.
"That means nothi-" Lucas thought about that. "Hehe, I thought of something! You could cheat and then we can win this leg!!"
"Yes! Yes! Because I am the fastest hedgehog!" Said King Dedede.
"You're a Fat Old Penguin!" Said Lucas, angrily.
"I wanna be a Fastest hedgehog, okay?" Cried Dedede.
Mewtwo and Luigi
5th to Depart: 2:03 PM
"I think that, because you open every clue," Said Luigi, "That I, should open this one!"
Mewtwo opened the envelope.
"You meanie!" Cried Luigi.
Mewtwo gasped.
"Take that back! That was the worst thing ever said!" Argued Mewtwo.
"Never!" Sobbed Luigi.
They sat there, crying.
Yoshi and Olimar
Last to Depart: 2:05 PM
"Make your way by taxi, to Dreamland, 300 miles away!" Read Yoshi, "You have 273 dollars for this leg of the race."
He emptied out the contents of the envelope, inspected the money, and put it back inside.
"We have rationed our money and food." Said Olimar, "And we have kept it up because of that!"
Yoshi grinned guiltily, his mouth stained with blue from the berries.
"Yoshi!" Snapped Olimar, "…You almost forgot your suitcase! Don't do stuff like that!"
Yoshi sighed with relief.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 1st Place
"Oh man, this leg's gonna be a tight one." Gasped Pikachu as he stared at the three taxis behind them. They were first, the nerds were a hundred yards behind, and the Martial artists were following, only a few yards back. And King Dedede hooked his taxi up to the taxi of the unknowing Martial artists.
Every time one of the four taxis went faster, so would the other three. They were all keeping a sharp eye on one another like hawks.
When their taxi just crossed the border, all three taxis behind sped up at the same time.
Kirby's house was just ahead, by a couple hundred yards or meters or whichever you prefer. Stupid measurement difference.
Victor and Lucario's taxi overcame Ness and G&W's, and King Dedede fell behind.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's Snake and Pikachu, ahead! Catch up!" Barked Victor as Lucario pulled into third gear.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 3rd Place
"No, two teams are ahead!" Gasped Ness in horror. "Do something!"
Mr. Game & Watch read a book.
Ness slapped himself in the face.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"No, we're losing! They're getting away!" Screamed Lucas in frantic.
"I'll drive!" Suggested Dedede.
"NO!" Said Lucas.
"I'll drive!" Suggested Dedede, suave.
"NO!" Said Luigi.
"I'll drive!" Suggested Dedede, wisely.
"NO!" Said Pikachu.
"I'll drive!" Suggested Dedede.
"NO!" Said King Dedede.
…
"Split personality, sorry." Apologized Dedede.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 1st Place
As Pikachu and Snake jumped out of their taxi, a Waddle Dee Salesman approached them.
"Good sirs, would you like-" Asked the salesman.
"OH GOOD LORD THEY'RE SENDING IN NINJA MIDGETS TO KILL US" Screamed Snake as he decapitated the Waddle Dee salesman.
"You idiot!" Yelled Pikachu, "You killed a villager!"
Victor and Lucario ran by them and inside of Kirby's house.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"Yeeha, first to the clue!" Smiled Victor as he opened it up. "Go to Cappy Town and find Chef Kawaski's Restaurant!"
"Come on, the others may follow us, so let's sneak out of a window!" Whispered Lucario.
They quietly opened a window.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 2nd Place
"You let a team beat us inside! We were first up until right now!" Screamed Pikachu. "Get inside!"
"I must save the villagers, the ninjas are attacking!" Yelled Snake as he shot the villagers.
"There are no ninjas!" Said Pikachu, heartbroken.
"Then…then explain those bulletholes in those villagers!" Demanded Snake.
"You did that!"
…
"Uh…that was…my twin brother…John…Overshaft…" Said Snake as he shifted uncomfortably.
"You don't have a brother." Said Pikachu.
"Not after you sent an assassin to kill him!" Said Snake angrily.
"Ha, ha, that was pretty funny when he was decapitated," Laughed Pikachu.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 3rd Place
"There is Snake! Pass him!" Shouted Ness to Mr. Game & Watch.
They ran by Snake and Pikachu.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 4th Place
"Send out the Waddle Army!" Ordered Dedede to a bypassing guard, "Or I'll tell on you!"
King Dedede laughed evilly for several seconds and coughed.
"But sir," Protested the Waddle Dee guard, "Since you are finally back from your Race, you have to go through regulations before you can give official orders again!"
"I'm still racing!" Grunted King Dedede, "And I thought you guys couldn't talk!"
"Um…uh…" The waddle Dee Whistled.
"I thought you guys couldn't whistle either." Said Dedede, smiling dumbly.
The Waddle Dee stabbed itself.
"I thought you Waddle Doos were free of red paint!"
"That's…blood…" Said a shocked Lucas.
"Don't worry, he'll transform into a skeleton Waddle Dee, like Bowser's minions!" Said Dedede dumbly.
He waited.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 3rd Place
"You idiot, we're third right now!" Said Pikachu angrily.
"Now, now," Smiled Snake, wagging his finger, "I saved us from those ninja fighters!"
"You shot nearly everyone in the village!" Groaned Pikachu with rage.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place
"There's Chef Kawaski's Restaurant!" Said Victor as he grabbed a clue from the box. "Roadblock! Who's the hefty eater?"
"Roadblock!" Said Koopa Troopa, "A roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"
"In this roadblock, teams must eat seven different courses of different local delicacies! Once they successfully eat all seven courses provided to them, they will be given their next clue by Chef Kawaski himself!"
"Hm, I'll do it!" Said Victor, "I'm an Alligator, we gators are huge eaters!"
"Good Luck!" Yelled Lucario to Victor as he ran inside the restaurant.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 2nd Place
"I reckon we're second…" Mused Ness as he ran up and tore open an envelope. "Only Lucario's team is ahead, I think! Roadblock, who's the hefty eater?"
Both thought about it for a moment.
"I'll do it!" Busted out Ness happily, "I think you're really thin!"
Ness ran inside, and Mr. Game & Watch grumbled angrily, something about his weight.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"At least we got ahead of Snake and Pikachu!" Said Lucas, smiling hopefully. He opened up the clue and read, "Make your way to Chef Kawaski's restaurant!"
"Oh, ol' Kawaski, he was the best cooker in town!" Laughed King Dedede as he remembered the time he set the restaurant on fire.
Lucas muttered something.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Agh, all the others have gotten ahead because of you! Get inside!!" Ordered Pikachu fiercely.
"Okay, but only if you're really sure about this…" Grunted Snake.
"JUST FREAKING GET INSIDE THE STUPID HOUSE!!!" Screamed Pikachu.
"Now you seem too sure, what if you're secretly a spy for King Dedede's team?" Asked Snake suspiciously.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed Pikachu, his left eye rotating in semi-circles while his right eye went in a different direction from the insanity.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Agh, second-last can really suck after coming so far into this thing…" Ranted Luigi angrily. "The Hocotates are just a lousy two minutes' worth behind us!"
"Don't worry," Cackled Mewtwo, "I used something to stall them for a very long time!"
"What is it?" Asked Luigi hopefully.
…
"Nothing!" Laughed Mewtwo, "With the feeling of nothingness, they will despair!"
Luigi attempted suicide.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Ugh, we can see the other back-pack team, that psycho Pokemon and dumb whiny plumber…we just can't lose to those guys."
"I think if we outsmart them they'll get eliminated." Grinned Olimar slyly.
…
"I feel emptiness," Whined Olimar.
Victor
On Roadblock
First Course
"Okay, I've been seated…" Explained Victor to the camera.
"First course…Waddle Dee surprise!" Said Chef Kawaski, revealing a bowl of red soup.
"That's…blood…" Said Victor, shocked.
"I know, that's how it's a surprise to connoisseurs!" Smiled Kawaski.
…
"Did King Dedede bribe you?" Asked Victor angrily.
"Yes."
Victor swallowed it whole, even the bowl.
…
"I'll get the second course…" Mumbled Kawaski angrily.
Ness
On Roadblock
First Course
"Okay, I'm beginning to eat the first course…I mean, drink it, whatever." Said Ness.
He made a loud sipping noise.
"Mmm, tastes like blood!" Said Ness excitedly.
"How do you know what blood tastes like?!" Asked the cameraman nervously.
"Er…"
Ness did a tap dance.
"Everything's back to normal now," Chuckled Ness.
"You never answered me!" Said the cameraman.
"Er…"
Ness did a tap dance.
"Now he should forget!" Chuckled Ness heartily.
…
"Can you just tell me?" Asked the cameraman exasperatedly.
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 3rd Place
"Ho ho, there's the restaurant!" Cackled King Dedede.
"Roadblock! Who's the hefty eater?" Read Lucas, "Yes, King Dedede, you do this one! We'll get it done quickly!!"
"Hehehehehehehehehehehe, you think I am fat, n00b?" Asked Dedede, smiling evilly.
"Yes."
"Okay." King Dedede waddled inside the restaurant.
"I'm worried that Dedede will act all spoiled in there…" Groaned Lucas to the camera.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 4th Place
"Ugh, we're finally inside…" Muttered Pikachu with anger. As he opened the clue, he realized something. "A FAST FORWARD!!!"
"Fast Forward!" Said Koopa, "This is the fourth and final Fast Forward in the race! When a team completes it, they may skip all other tasks and go straight to the Pit Stop! Teams may claim a Fast Forward only once, so they must decide when it is most applicable to use it!"
"In this Final Fast Forward, that team must go to a small shack nearby. Once inside, that team will be given a puzzle box! Teams will have to successfully open it to receive this Fast Forward! This may seem pretty simple, however, Puzzle boxes are known to be tricky and need patience to open! A team who is really smart or cunning will find it simple to complete!"
"We have to do this," Explained Pikachu with worry plastered upon his face, "This is the last one, and we're fourth right now! If we don't do this, we'll NEVER win a leg probably!"
"Okay, Pikie, but only because we need to win!" Agreed Snake.
"Okay. Wait, what did you call me?!" Asked Pikachu.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 5th Place
"Okay, we're just about 50 miles away from Dreamland!" Said Mewtwo with joy, "Because we've been speeding over the limit the entire time!"
"But…but you said this was a 450mph zone!" Argued Luigi. "We may get arreste-"
They were pulled over by a cop.
"You idiot!" Screeched Luigi angrily.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in Last Place
"Okay, we're about 50-something miles away from Dreamland!" Said Yoshi calmly.
"I think I see a police car driving by!" Commented a jolly Olimar.
"Yay for randomness!" Cheered Yoshi and Olimar.
Victor
On Roadblock
Second Course
"Second course, a Strawberry Cake! With three layers!" Announced the Chef.
He produced it to Victor.
"Oh boy!" Said Victor, licking his lips, "Heh, this one will be a piece 'o cake!"
He cackled at the irony.
"JUST EAT IT YOU STUPID TEENAGER!" Yelled Lucario.
"Right." Coughed Victor.
He began eating it.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Roadblock
First Course
"Eat it you dumb moron!" Yelled Mr. Game & Watch in his own language.
"Yes, yes, it is an oxy-moron to have contradictory words in the same sentence!" Proclaimed Ness.
"EAT THE FOOD"
"I do like these shoes, thanks for asking!" Said Ness.
King Dedede
On Roadblock
First Course
King Dedede stared at the Waddle Dee soup Surprise.
"It looks too peasant-like for me to eat!" Moaned Dedede brattishly.
"Ugh, King Dedede, Eat it, it's just soup!" Grunted Lucas.
"No, it may be vomit! … …Liquidized!" Protested Dedede.
Lucas Groaned.
Snake and Pikachu
Headed for Fast Forward
Currently in 4th Place
"There's the shed, let's do this one quickly…" Hastened Pikachu.
"Okay, I think the others may be here soon…" Said Snake.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place
"Okay, there's a sign that says, '30 miles until Dreamland!' Almost to the place!" Explained Yoshi to Olimar.
"Heh, and Luigi and Mewtwo got left behind because they were speeding!" Laughed Olimar quietly.
Luigi and Mewtwo
Currently in Last Place
"Excuse me sir," Said a Waddle Dee Police man angrily, "You were clocked, going 450mph in a 100mph zone!"
"I can-a explain, sir!" Said Luigi.
…
"No, no I can't actually." Said Luigi angrily.
"I'm going to have to make you two pay a convenient price of 273 dollars, because the economy is crashing, and I need to provide for my family of sixteen!" Said the Waddle Dee.
"AAUGHH!!" Screamed Luigi. "That's the exact amount of money we have!!"
Victor
On Roadblock
Second Course
"I'm almost done!" Called out Victor, "Better get the third course ready!"
He attempted to gobble down the rest in a hurry.
Ness
On Roadblock
First Course
"Done!" Said Ness, "I finished Course one!"
"FINALLY!" Screamed Mr. Game & Watch. "You spent 12 minutes eating a soup, you retard!"
King Dedede
On Roadblock
First Course
"Dedede, eat it, we'll be first this leg if you do!" Groaned Lucas, "Please just eat it!"
"No, I won't be fed PEASANT food!" Said King Dedede angrily. "I'm a king, for cripe's sake!"
"Okay, if I put one of those tropical umbrellas in your food, you'll eat it?" Asked Lucas hopefully.
"Yay, umbrellas!" Clapped King Dedede. "Yay, Umbrellas!"
Lucas ran off to go buy an umbrella.
Snake and Pikachu
Attempting Fast Forward
"Okay, here's your puzzle box!" Said a Waddle Doo, handing them the puzzle box. "You can begin now!"
Pikachu tugged on it, then felt around for a button or something to press.
"Keep trying, Pikachu," Cheered Snake, "We'll get it eventually!"
Victor
On Roadblock
Third Course
"Third Course; Royal Dedede Steak!" Said Kawaski as he served it to Victor.
"Ho ho, I love any real form of meat, this one is going to be easy!"
He gobbled it down with haste, sending hunks of meat flying everywhere.
Ness
On Roadblock
Second Course
"Mm, Cake!" Said Ness, as he ate it very slowly.
"Ugh." Grunted Mr. Game & Watch.
King Dedede
On Roadblock
First Course
Lucas ran back into the restaurant.
He impaled the bowl of soup with the umbrella, and King Dedede inhaled the entire soup in approximately one second.
"Next!" Belched King Dedede loudly.
"You rude, fat pig!" Grouched one waitress.
"Arrest her, caddy!" Shouted King Dedede, referring to Lucas.
"I'm not your caddy, first of all, and second, I'm just a twelve-year old with psychic powers that happens to love parties!" Said Lucas angrily.
"I just promoted you to Second-in-command…" Said King Dedede sheepishly.
"You're under arrest for a lifetime for insulting King Dedede!" Said Lucas quickly.
She was arrested.
"Now then, where is my second course?" Asked Dedede rudely.
"Here, sire, you come first, before any other diner!" Said the chef to save face.
"Good chef, and prepare my third dish right now!" Ordered King Dedede.
"Yes, sire…" Grumbled Kawaski.
King Dedede saw the cake and swallowed it whole.
"Wow, that was fast, King Dedede!" Said Lucas, grinning happily.
"Thank yeh, m'boy!" Said Dedede as he patted Lucas on the head with a shovel.
Lucas died.
"I uh, do believe he's dead, sire…" Said a Waddle Dee.
"OH I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN GOOD SIRE PLZ EET YR CRAK NOW" Said King Dedede, inhaling the interfering Waddle Dee.
"He's dead too, sire." Said the same Waddle Dee inside Dedede's belly.
"SHUT UP." Said Dedede, inhaling the third course, killing the Waddle Dee.
"Royally owned!" Hyuked Dedede.
Everybody laughed.
Victor
Third Course
"Done!!" Said Victor proudly, "I am good at scoffing down food!"
"Oh man, King Dedede downed the first three courses in less than a minute, go faster!" Urged a worried Lucario, "Perhaps we should have been allies for this one last leg."
"The Fourth Course; A cooked Wigglytuff!" Kawaski said with coy, providing King Dedede and Victor their fourth courses.
"Wait…" Said Victor, pausing, "…Why is it that in every Season of The Smashy Amazing Race, there's a cooked Wigglytuff-eating task?"
"EET YR MEEL, NOOB" Said Hoogiman in a cameo. "YU FOND ME OT"
Victor turned and saw King Dedede, patting his mouth with a napkin, made of gold.
His plate was empty.
"Holy crap, he downed that in seconds!"
Victor hastily chewed the Cooked Wigglytuff, though he liked to savor new foods.
Ness
Second Course
"You idiot, eat the freaking meal already!" Screamed Mr. Game & Watch. "Quit commenting how awesome you are and EAT THE MEAL!"
"I love happy meals from McDonalds!" Said Ness with joy. "I like the little 'My little Pony' toys that come with it, and man, I have fun tying them to model rockets and blasting them off…good times, good times!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
"Uh, 'Graaaah'? That's not a word, even in your language!" Mocked Ness communistically.
"Dude, he says to eat your food already…" Stuttered the cameraman.
"Oh!" Said Ness as he scarfed the second course down in a few gulps, "Why didn't you say so?!"
…
"Mr. Game & Watch?" Asked Ness. "I don't…I don't think your head is that red usually."
King Dedede
On Roadblock
On Fifth Course
"Here you go, King Dedede!" Said Kawaski gratefully, "Dish five, is the delicacy…the Kirby candy bar!"
"NYOM NYOM NYOM!!!" Gagged King Dedede as he ate the fifth course in under 00.01 seconds.
"How did you…" Asked Lucas out of curiosity.
"Simple; Kirby is my enemy!" Said King Dedede, smiling dumbly. "It looks like him, I eat him then!"
Victor
Finished Fourth Course
"Whaddya mean I'm on hold?!" Asked Victor, outraged. "King Dedede is getting served; why am I not being served also?"
"You're a foreigner, he's King. Tough call, alligator!" Snapped one waiter.
Victor ate him.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Protested Kawaski, "…Don't forget sauce on that Waddle Dee, it tastes better!"
Victor swallowed the bottle, whole.
"Good, I never liked that one guy…" Mumbled Kawaski.
"Can I be served now? I'm running a race here!" Called Victor.
Kawaski ran off to serve the dishes.
Ness
Third Course
"Okay, I'm waiting to be served course three!" Said Ness happily. "I'm confident about this!"
Mr. Game & Watch moaned and rolled around on the floor with a bloodied head.
"Yes! I feel happy!"
Courses Eaten:
Victor: 4
Ness: 2
King Dedede: 5
Snake and Pikachu
Attempting Fast Forward
Pikachu tugged at the box, and then threw it down angrily.
"I've tried everything, it just won't open!" He Screamed in anguish.
Snake gave a 'Hmmm…' and he scratched his bearded chin. He inspected the box, and gave it a couple of twists here and there.
Pikachu looked up when he heard a click, and he saw that Snake had opened up the box.
"You…you…you did it…" Gasped Pikachu in amazement.
"And here's the clue." Announced Snake, clearly not getting what was the big deal. "Make your way to the Pit Stop, King Dedede's throne room!"
"Having Completed the Fast Forward, Snake and Pikachu may now go directly to the Pit Stop for this leg; King Dedede's Courtyard! They must hurry, as the last team to arrive will be eliminated!" Explained Sonic in a cameo. He made out with Amy afterwards.
"Let's do this Snake, we're winning a leg!" Whooped Pikachu as he bounded out from the shack and headed for the gloomy castle in the distance.
Victor
Fifth Course
"I'm on course Five!" Said Victor, "Only this and two more to go! We still haven't seen or heard from Snake or Pikachu, so I'm worried about that…"
He realized his meal was appearing.
Okay," Exclaimed Kawaski, "Victor, here is the fifth course; Kirby Candy Bar!"
"YUM!" Said Victor, eating the chocolate bar.
"Ness, here is Course #3, it is Royal Dedede Steak!"
"OH BOY I LOVE STEAK!" Said Ness as he chomped up the steak.
"And King Dedede his majesty is on Course number…SIX! The second-last course! The food is Sheep Intestines! A Scottish delicacy!"
"Yummy…" Grunted King Dedede as he stuffed it down his throat.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 5th Place
"Aye yae, yae…" Groaned Yoshi with fear, "Mewtwo's team caught up again!"
"This is our leg to go out!" Squeaked Olimar in fright.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"We're-a in last." Said Luigi sadly.
"We can always look on the bright side!" Said Mewtwo, "I got a new kitchen knife!"
"We're-a still in last," Said Luigi sadly.
Victor
Completed Fifth Course
"Heh, I finished!" Laughed Victor, victoriously.
"I was done ever since you started." Hyuked Dedede as he leaned back and sighed deeply.
Victor grunted. Angrily.
Ness
Completed Third Course
"Oh boy, I love steak!" Smiled Ness happily, "What's next for me to eat?"
"A well-cooked Wigglytuff!" Said Kawaski proudly.
"Why is that in every Smashy Amazing Race fic by Hoogiman, there's a Wigglytuff eating ta-" Asked Ness angrily.
"Already been discussed," Said Victor quickly.
King Dedede
Completed Sixth Course
"Hyuk, final course!" Laughed King Dedede as the final course was presented to him.
"The FINAL course, Roadkill!" Cackled Kawaski evilly, "Let's see you gobble that down-"
Dedede ate the roadkill in three bites.
Kawaski grunted. Angrily.
"Make your way," Read King Dedede as he swallowed, "To the center of Cappy Town village! Once there, teams will find your next clue by the big tree!"
"Come on Dedede, We're first to leave!" Said Lucas happily, "We have a chance of becoming first-placers again!"
Victor
Sixth Course
"Darn, Dedede out-ate me…" Groaned Victor angrily. "Oh well, I'll just eat twice as fast!"
"You weren't going fast at ALL?!" Asked Lucario furiously.
"Yup, I was going easy-"
"YOU IDIOT!"
Victor sobbed annoyingly as he swallowed Course Six.
"I need my last course, Kawaski!" Snarled Victor angrily. "I can't have the Penguin beat me!"
Ness
Fourth Course
"I'm feelin' good, I'm feelin' good," Repeated Ness calmly as he tried to swallow down chunks of the Wigglytuff. He gagged here and there, but mainly avoided doing that.
Snake and Pikachu
Currently in 1st Place
"There's the drawbridge!" Shouted an ecstatic Pikachu.
"Let's run to it." Suggested Snake.
They ran towards it and went inside King Dedede's courtyard.
They found the Pit Stop.
"Team Snake and Pikachu—you are team number one!" Said Koopa.
"Yay!" Said Pikachu.
Snake just stared at Koopa.
"Uh…quit doing that Snake, you're creeping me out…" Stuttered Koopa. "Uh, and, for, uh, getting first place this time, you've both received 10,000 dollars! …Each!"
"Yay!" Said Pikachu.
Snake and Pikachu
Interview After Leg
"We did good, finally coming in first…" Spoke Pikachu, "And because of that, I'm confident that we can win that million dollars! Me and Snake have become closer friends again, and we're gonna give our friendship a shot next leg and see if we do good then also."
"Pikachu…Tastes good," Said Snake creepily.
…
King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place
"There's the tree!" Said Lucas, "We found it easy because of Dedede's past experience around here!"
They opened up the clue box and picked out an envelope.
They ripped it open and King Dedede read,
"Detour! Sheep or Fish?"
"Detour!" said Koopa, "A detour is a choice between two tasks!"
"In Sheep, teams must carry 45 sheep into the back of a Truck! … …That's it! This seem Straight forward, but that's because it is!"
"In Fish, teams must head to the nearby ocean and start fishing! The ocean has many types of fish, which is a problem since they're looking for only four specific types! once they catch 4 different kinds of fish, they will be handed their next clue! This may seem…dumb, but it's actually reeeeeeeeeeeally dumb!"
"Uh, Koopa? I think you're running low on ideas." Said Lucas.
…
"Uh, Sheep?" Said Lucas. "Let's do sheep, I think it will go faster."
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Yahoo, finally done!" Cheered Victor as he ripped open the clue that was handed to him by Kawaski. "Make your way to the middle of Cappy Town, where you will find your next clue near the big tree!"
"Let's do this, for the Final Three!" Said Lucario victoriously.
Ness
Fifth Course
"Now that the others are gone, they only have to serve me!" Explained Ness, "Now it will go faster!"
"Fifth Course, is…Kirby's Candy Bar!" Said Kawaski.
"YUMMY!" Screamed Ness as he devoured the candy.
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"Okay, We're here at Kirby's House. Where to?" Asked Olimar as Yoshi read the clue.
"We need to go to uh, Kawaski's Restaurant!" Explained Yoshi. "It's about a 55 yard hike from here!"
"Okay!" Said Olimar, running out of the house.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"Agh, Last Place really sucks after coming through nine legs and you haven't won a single leg!" Complained Luigi.
"Shut…up…" Said Mewtwo, clearly trying to concentrate.
"And now we have to lose to those dumb Hocotates, why THEM?!" Continued Luigi.
"Be quiet…" Grunted Mewtwo, attempting a U-Turn.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Sheep
"Yeah, we need to transport these sheep into…this…Truck!" Explained Lucas to Dedede.
"Okay!" Said King Dedede, nodding.
He transported them, in groups of three.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"There's that tree…" Quipped Victor as he walked towards it at a slow pace.
"Good, we're doing pretty good this leg, nothing particularly bad has happened to us."
Victor and Lucario
After Leg Interview
"I really do think we could get that million," Explained an excited Victor, "We've gotten first twice, and we've never been lower than 4th place! That proves we have the potential to win that final prize!"
"I agree, and I think, if anyone should fall soon, it will be Mewtwo and Luigi, they whine and complain so often that they'll get U-Turned along the way to the Final Leg." Grunted Lucario. "They have been intolerable lately."
"Oh, we think that us, King Dedede and Lucas, and Yoshi and Olimar will make it to the Final Round, we're strong teams that can face whatever upcoming trials…" Said Victor sheepishly.
Ness
Sixth Course
"Sixth Course! It's Sheep Intestines!" Said Kawaski, beaming.
"Ew…" Groaned Ness as he munched slowly on the intestines. "I can't believe scots eat this as like an appetizer! Gross!"
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"Okay, Roadblock!" Read Olimar, "Which is the hefty eater?"
"I am!" Said Yoshi. "I'll do the Roadblock!"
As Yoshi ran inside, Olimar called out,
"Good luck!"
Ness
"You idiot Ness, you went so slow, that a team that was hours behind caught up!" Screamed Mr. Game & Watch with rage, "We've gone from first to fourth!"
"Sorry," Smiled Ness uncomfortably.
"SORRY DOESN'T HEAL THE FLESH WOUNDS!" Yelled Game & Watch as he whipped Ness.
Yoshi
"I'm being seated…" Said Yoshi calmly as he looked at the dish in front of him.
"It's a Waddle Dee Surprise Soup!" Explained Kawaski.
"Oh!" Said Yoshi, smiling, "This'll be great for m' tummy!"
Yoshi slurped down the soup.
"Uh…um…NEXT Course, Course two; A three-layered Strawberry Cake!" Proclaimed Kawaski proudly.
Yoshi ate it.
"UGHUGHGUUGHGUGHGUGHGUGHGUGHGHHHH…" Grumbled Kawaski.
Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters
"Ho ho, we're second I think!" Laughed Victor as he ripped open an envelope for their next clue. "Detour, Sheep or Fish?"
Victor chuckled heartily for a few seconds.
"Well this is an easy choice, Fish is going to be easy for an Alligator like me!"
"Wait, you're an alligator?" Asked Lucario, shocked.
Victor glared at him angrily.
Ness
Last Course
"Yeeha, Course Seven, A.K.A., final course!" Whooped Ness eagerly.
"…Road kill for Course final!" Said Kawaski loudly, serving it to Ness.
"Ew…" Ness groaned as he slowly chewed the half-eaten road kill.
Yoshi
…
Yoshi finished eating the third course.
"FOURTH COURSE, Cooked Wigglytuff!" Said Kawaski.
Yoshi was just about done with it, and then he paused.
…
…
He shrugged the thought away and finished his meal.
"What's next, Kawaski ol' pal?" Asked Yoshi friendly-like.
"I'll get it…" Grumbled Kawaski angrily. "Theses eaters are not finicky about eating, it's no fun when they're like that."
King Dedede and Lucas
On Sheep: 17 Transported
"We're almost halfway, Dedede!" Said Lucas confidently as he threw a fat sheep into the truck.
"Yup, we're nearly there!"
Victor and Lucario
On Fish: 0 Caught
"We just got here, but we're confident we'll not be eliminated this round." Explained Lucario calmly.
"I know, I'm good at fishing!" Said Victor grinning.
"Ugh, I am never talking to a teenager again, you're all so stupid…" Groaned Lucario.
"Shut up!" Cried Victor.
…
"Old Man," Sneered Victor.
…
"Go sit in a hole," Said Victor.
…
"Because you're old."
…
"Old, old, Lucario-"
Lucario choked him with the fishing hook.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Completed Roadblock
Currently in 4th Place
"Ugh, we fell far behind a lot of teams…" Groaned Mr. Game & Watch. "Make your way to the Big Tree in the Middle of Cappy Town!"
"Come on Game & Watch, we're definitely not last, I think we're about third!" Said Ness optimistically.
"I have a bad feeling though…"
Yoshi
He finished course five.
"Course six!"
He finished course six.
"FINAL COURSE, IT WILL MAKE YOU PUKE-"
Yoshi ate Course seven in one whole bite.
"AAAAAAAAAAUUGHGH!!!" Screamed Kawaski, handing the next clue to Yoshi.
As Yoshi ran out, Mewtwo and Luigi finally walked in.
Complaining.
"I hate eating though!" Complained Luigi, "Why can't you do this roadblock?"
"If you don't eat it," Explained Mewtwo, "I'll eat you alive."
Luigi whimpered.
King Dedede and Lucas
On Sheep: 40 Transported
Currently in 2nd Place
"Hey Dedede," Said Lucas, "Why were you so serious then?"
"There's a time to be serious and a time to act silly." Explained King Dedede.
"Oh." Lucas read the clue. "Make your way to the Pit Stop, King Dedede's courtyard!"
"C'mon, Dedede, we'll win another leg!" Proclaimed Lucas with happiness. "After six legs of not being in first, we'll finally get first again!"
Victor and Lucario
On Fish: 1 Caught
"Hey, the clue never said that I wasn't able to slip into the water and push a fish onto the hook!" Said Victor wisely.
"Good idea, get in the water!" Nodded Lucario.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds
"Agh, Yoshi and Olimar are right behind us!!" Said Ness, clearly annoyed. "I'll see if I can talk to them."
Ness turned around and walked up to the Hocotates.
"Hey guys, let's have a…loose…alliance!" Said Ness.
"Well…" Mused Yoshi, "Only for this one leg, it's leg nine for cripe's sake!"
"Okay!" Nodded Ness, "And there's the clue box!"
Ness passed Mr. Game & Watch and Yoshi a clue.
"Detour…" Read Mr. Game & Watch.
"Fish or Sheep?" Finished Yoshi.
"We're doing Fish." Said Ness. "Care to join us?"
"Sure. If we catch two of the same fish, we'll give it to you." Explained Yoshi.
"Okay, same here!" Said Ness casually.
Luigi
On Roadblock
"Ew, I have to-a eat that?" Asked Luigi, clearly disgusted.
"If you don't eat it, I'll-" Began Mewtwo.
Luigi already ate it.
King Dedede and Lucas
Arrived 2nd
"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number two!" Said Koopa.
"Two?!" Asked Lucas, shocked and angered. "We were ahead of everyone almost the entire leg!"
"Well…the nerds messed up big time on the roadblock, and the Martial Artists didn't eat nearly as fast as King Dedede, so they were behind after that, and then the Hocotatians and the Therapy Members didn't get to the roadblock until just a few minutes ago."
"And that leaves…" Said Lucas.
"…The Mortal Enemies." Finished Koopa, clearly annoyed.
"Oh!" Said King Dedede, laughing.
"Why's he laughing?" Asked Lucas.
"I gassed him." Said Koopa evilly.
Victor and Lucario
On Fish: 3 Caught
"Hehe, because I'm doing this, it's going twice as fast!" Cackled Victor evilly.
He pushed the last species of fish that they were to catch.
A Waddle Dee handed them their next clue.
"Make your way to the Pit Stop, King Dedede's courtyard!" Read Victor. "Come on, we're going to be second or third!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Fish: 0 Caught
"This is harder than it looks…" Said Ness sheepishly.
"No duh." Said Mr. Game & Watch angrily.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Fish: 0 Caught
"I'm not so sure about this alliance…" Said Olimar, obviously skeptical. "I think it's either a trap or it will fail because we're like teams four and five I think."
"Well, we can always just ditch them if we're the last two teams." Said Yoshi threateningly.
"Heh, I think we should."
Luigi
On Sixth Course
"You keep-a cheating!" Protested Luigi angrily, "Quit cheating, Mewtwo!"
Mewtwo teleported the sixth course to a different place and ordered for the final Course.
"Is that so?" Said Kawaski angrily. "I'll watch Luigi eat the last course, then!"
Mewtwo gave Luigi a backstabbing glare that said, 'I'm going to kill you after this.'
Luigi gulped and started chewing the putrid road kill.
Victor and Lucario
Currently in 3rd Place
"Agh, there it is!" Pointed out Lucario.
They walked over the drawbridge and ran towards the Pit Stop.
They landed on it with joy.
"Team Victor and Lucario, you are," Said Koopa, "The third Team to arrive!"
Victor and Lucario hi-fived.
"However! You two are penalized!"
"What for?" Asked Victor in outrage. "We did everything the clues said!"
"Yes," Said Koopa, "You followed every single clue so far correctly. BUT, you two didn't follow the Amazing Race rules! …Lucario smoked! Which is not allowed on the Race! Remember, Leg 4?"
"You idiot!" Fumed Victor as he glared at Lucario.
"You two are penalized for Thirty Minutes!" Finished Koopa angrily. "Next time, follow all the rules!"
"Ugh, two teams were there at the roadblock when we left, we may end up being eliminated!" Grouched Lucario in anger.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
On Fish: 2 Caught
"Okay, two caught and two more to catch!" Said Ness excitedly.
Yoshi and Olimar
On Fish: 2 Caught
"We aren't helping them anymore," Explained Yoshi, "It's really obvious we're the last two teams."
"Yeah." Agreed Olimar.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Completed Roadblock
Currently in Last Place
"It clear we're in last, so we have to cheat if we want to make it on!" Said Mewtwo as he dragged Luigi towards the Big Tree of Cappy Town.
Victor and Lucario
Penalized: 28:09
"Oh man, this leg is really close!" Gasped Victor, "I think We're going to be eliminated this time!"
"I'm sorry for smoking," Said Lucario resentfully.
"And I'm sorry for-" Choked Victor as he hugged Lucario.
…
"Wait, why am I hugging someone as old and dumb as you?" Asked Victor angrily.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Currently in 4th Place
"Oh man, we're done! And so is Yoshi and Olimar!" Said Ness with happiness.
"Make your way to the Pit Stop, King Dedede's Courtyard!" Read Ness and Yoshi in unison.
"Let's ride in the same taxi!" Suggested Ness.
"Umm…okay…" Agreed Olimar.
"Ness," Said Yoshi in a fake happy tone, "How about you and Mr. Game & Watch get the car started as me and Olimar…uh…try to…Fix! The tires!"
"Okay!" Said Ness. The boy dragged the 2-d figure inside the taxi.
Yoshi fiddled with the car door and with the tires.
"Heh, heh, heh, that oughta slow them down…" Cackled Yoshi evilly as he slashed the tires.
"Good work." Complimented Olimar.
"Okay," Said Ness, peeking his head out from the car, "Let's load up the luggage!"
"Okay!" Said Olimar. He snickered as he opened the taxi trunk and pretended to load it with the equipment. After two minutes of pretending, he slammed it down and closed the doors on them.
Both Hocotatians cackled and dashed away, in delight.
"What…are they doing? I thought they were our allies!" Said Ness angrily.
He tried to open the doors, but couldn't.
"Curses!" Said Ness, "Foiled by Childlock!"
Their luggage was next to the taxi.
"Forget the luggage, drive our taxi towards the Pit Stop!" Said Ness to Mr. Game & Watch who was driving.
Mewtwo and Luigi
On Sheep: 40 Transported
"Wow, we're zooming by in this leg!" Said Luigi with ecstasy.
"That's because I cheated," Laughed Mewtwo evilly.
"Make your way to the Pit Stop, King Dedede's Courtyard!" Read Luigi swiftly.
Victor and Lucario
Penalized: 14:16
"Our time is halfway up!" Said Victor, snickering, "Guess our penalization wasn't so bad after all!"
"There are three teams still out there!" Said Lucario with alacrity. "They're all headed this way, I can sense Ness and Mewtwo's auras!"
"Uh-oh…" Whimpered Victor.
Yoshi and Olimar
Currently in 4th Place
"Heehee, we foiled those brats!" Cackled Olimar, "We're not going to get eliminated!"
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch's child locked taxi zoomed by, leaving Yoshi and Olimar speechless.
"RUN FASTER!" Yelled Yoshi.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place
"Okay, hold my hand," Explained Mewtwo, "And I'll teleport us to the Pit Stop!"
"But…you're a guy…" Said Luigi nervously.
"One million dollars." Said Mewtwo angrily.
Luigi held Mewtwo's hand tightly.
He teleported them in a field, nearby King Dedede's castle.
"There it is, we're going to make it!" Said Mewtwo, pointing with a paw.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch's taxi zoomed by.
"AAAHHH!!!" Yelled Mewtwo and Luigi, running fast.
Victor and Lucario
Penalized: 7:45
"Hey…I hear noise…like the whirr of a taxi…" Said Victor, listening very carefully.
He spotted Ness' taxi, as it crashed into a bush in the garden/Courtyard.
"OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO" Said Victor.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
Nerds
"Oh no, there's the Pit Stop but we're locked in!" Panicked Ness. "HELP US!"
"They won't help us, it's another team!" Groaned Mr. Game & Watch in anguish.
"I'll help!" Said a Waddle Dee, 100 yards away.
He slowly waddled towards them. Emphasis on the word 'Slowly'.
Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Members
"Come on, we're ahead of those Hocotate Employees!" Pointed out Mewtwo happily as he watched the drawbridge come down.
"Yes, we're still in this!" Said Luigi with coy.
Yoshi and Olimar
Hocotate Employees
"We're going to be last!" Whined Olimar.
"No we won't!" Screamed Yoshi, running faster than ever.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
"Agh, I see Mewtwo and Luigi coming!" Pointed out Ness in fright.
Victor and Lucario
Penalized: 3:47
"Maybe Ness and Mr. Game & Watch are stuck, they still haven't gotten out!" Said Victor hopefully.
"But Mewtwo's team is coming!" Hollered Lucario.
Mewtwo and Luigi
"Okay, we're inside the courtyard!" Yelled Mewtwo. "Come on, look it's the pit stop!"
"I'm hurrying!" Said Luigi.
Yoshi and Olimar
"I don't want to lose now," Wept Olimar, "Please, I wanna be in at least one more leg."
"Come on, we're only 12 yards away from the drawbridge!" Barked Yoshi.
At The Pit Stop
Dramatic Angles every which-a-way.
Mewtwo and Luigi ran inside the courtyard, and ran for the pit stop, 45 yards away.
A Waddle Dee waddled towards Ness and Mr. Game & Watch's taxi, verrrrrrry slowwwwwly.
"GO FASTER!" Yelled Ness.
Victor cried when he saw there were 2 minutes left until their time was up.
Luigi stopped running and looked behind him.
Mewtwo ran onto the mat.
"COME ON!" Hollered Mewtwo to Luigi.
"I'm-a coming!" Said Luigi, and his shoe fell off.
He ran back to get it.
Mewtwo screeched death threats to him.
The Waddle Dee was 5 yards away from Ness' taxi.
Yoshi and Olimar were on the drawbridge now.
Victor gulped and saw there was 1 minute and 33 seconds left.
Lucario stomped his cigarettes. Koopa gagged at the magazine he was reading.
Luigi scrambled towards the pit stop, and he was 6 yards away.
The Waddle Dee opened Ness and Mr. Game & Watch's taxi, and the two flew out of the taxi and ran over the waddle Dee.
Yoshi and Olimar were inside the courtyard.
Mewtwo psychokinetically dragged Mewtwo onto the pit stop.
Victor saw only 1 minutes left until check-in.
Olimar tripped, and Yoshi kept running towards the pit stop, neck-in-neck with Ness.
Mr. Game & Watch hit Olimar repeatedly.
Both Yoshi and Ness landed on the mat at the same time.
"HURRY!" Yelled Yoshi to Olimar.
"HURRY!" Yelled Ness to Mr. Game & Watch.
Mr. Game & Watch left Olimar behind and waltzed over towards the mat.
He tripped on a rock.
Olimar got up and ran towards the mat.
He was now neck-in-neck with Mr. Game & Watch, and the two ran towards the mat.
"I can check you in now, Victor and Lucario!" Said Koopa, and Victor and Lucario ran for the mat.
Victor stepped onto the mat.
Yoshi yelled,
"Look, it's…Hailey's Comet!"
Ness turned around and stared at the sky.
"Awesome!" He yelled. "I've always wanted to see Hailey's Come-"
Yoshi kicked him off the mat by an inch.
Lucario stepped onto the mat, followed automatically by Mr. Game & Watch and Olimar, who stepped onto the mat at what seemed to be the exact same time.
There was a really long silence as Koopa saw the results.
…
"Team…Mewtwo and Luigi, you are team number three!" Said Koopa.
"YESSS!" Said Mewtwo, hugging Luigi very tightly.
"And teams Victor and Lucario & Yoshi and Olimar, you are teams Four and five!" Finished Koopa.
Ness sadly touched the mat.
"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are the last team to arrive." Said Koopa, "And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated from the race."
Tears welled up in Ness' eyes.
"We went from, First place to Sixth, or last," Said Ness weakly. "At least we stayed around for a long while. And besides, we even won a leg, that's good. The best thing is, we had a good time racing."
Koopa cleared his throat, and asked,
"Who do you think may win the Extra Smashy Amazing Race, now that you're eliminated, guys?"
Ness said, "I think it's going to be Victor and Lucario, or Yoshi and Olimar, those are some tough teams."
Mr. Game & Watch beeped an entire essay for thirty minutes straight.
…
"I have no idea what he said." Admitted Ness.
"Neither did we." Said Victor, Yoshi, Mewtwo, Luigi, Olimar, Lucario and Koopa.
Everybody Laughed.
"Get the hell out of here." Said Koopa angrily.
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch walked away, happy to be sixth out of thirteen racers.
Finish Times:
Snake and Pikachu: 3:58 PM
King Dedede and Lucas: 4:44 PM
Mewtwo and Luigi: 5:30 PM
Victor and Lucario: 5:31 PM (Faced 30-minute Time Penalty)
Yoshi and Olimar: 5:31 PM
Ness and Mr. Game & Watch: 5:32 PM -Eliminated
Thanks for reading, again! Please vote in my poll and tell me whom you like, it's very, very important now. Five teams are left, and only three will make it to that final leg. Who's gonna be next? If you don't want to see your favorite team be eliminated, you might wanna vote for them.
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