A/N Sorry bout the last chapter. I know it was short, but I was having brain farts! Hopefully this chapter will make up for it. I give my thanks to jamescc for stirring up ideas for this chapter! I will use your idea in the NEXT chapter ;]. Enjoy!

Chapter 15

Look at the surprise I have for you!

The next morning Tiffany wanted to get back at Alucard so badly. She was tired of him kissing her and cheating to get it. She couldn't think of anything to get back at Alucard. Then it finally hit her.

Thankfully for her a lot of missions had been appearing out of nowhere and Alucard was never in the mansion anymore. She quickly ran up the grand staircase to Integra's office. She knocked franticly on the door.

"Come in," Integra replied as usual.

Tiffany quickly pushed through the double doors and ran inside. She stopped at Integra's desk and smiled wickedly.

"Whats with that face?," Integra said a little scared from the expression.

"Can I have some money and someone to drive me to a certain shop?," Tiffany replied with a smirk on her face.

Integra looked at her with a worried expression but just nodded her head and handed her some money. She had a lot of work to do and did not want to stick around listening to what Tiffany was up to.

"Thank you Sir Integra!," Tiffany chirped and quickly began heading out of the office.

"The chauffeur will be outside in a few minutes!," Integra yelled at her while she was running out.

"OK!," Tiffany yelled. (She was already halfway down the hall)

She ran into the bathroom and took a 1 minute shower. Then she ran back to her room and quickly put on some clothes. Once she was done she stormed through the hallway almost knocking over Walter on the way.

"Sorry Walter!," She screamed not bothering to stop.

Walter just nodded and continued walking down the hall.

Tiffany ran down the stairs and finally opened the door to go outside. The car was already outside. She ran to the car and happily jumped in the front seat. She said hello to the driver and told him what store to go to. (Don't worry I'll tell you what store it is, just have patience! :])

As the car started leaving the Hellsing Estate, Tiffany gazed out of the window. All the houses were already covered with Christmas decorations. She smiled. She loved Christmas. (Except being under Mistletoe with a certain someone *cough Alucard cough*)

After a few minutes the car stopped at a huge shop with many colorful buckets of.......

PAINT!!

Tiffany quickly exited the car and told the driver she'd be right back.

She walked into the store and began going to the girlish colors. She thought for a moment, "If Alucard's favorite colors and RED and BLACK and possibly ORANGE, then how mad would he be if I painted his room PINK with PURPLE stripes!?"

She silently laughed to herself. This would be the best prank she would have done yet! Alucard would be so mad, It would be priceless! And after she painted his room she would take it a step further..but that part is for later!

She quickly got her buckets of paint and paint brushes and began walking to the cashier. She payed for her goods and began heading to the car. She got in and they drove off to Hellsing.

Once they got back to the estate, Tiffany jumped out of the car and ran to Alucard's room. She pushed open his door and carefully descended the stairs. She then put down the paint cans and began pulling off the lid of the pink. She got the paintbrush and dipped it into paint and then began painting the walls. After a whole 4 hours she finally finished painting ALL the walls with pink. She then decided to take a break and began walking towards the kitchen. The paint also needed some time to dry. When she reached the kitchen she opened the fridge and then began pulling out a can of coke. She gulped it down and began walking to the blood vault. She opened it and walked inside. It was freezing in there. Tiffany had figured out all the way in the back of the vault there was a lot of heat so the blood back there was always rotten and nasty. She walked towards the end of the vault and grabbed a pack of rotten blood. She then walked out and closed the vault.

She placed the blood on the kitchen counter and went back to the fridge. She pulled out some tomato juice and left it in the sun. She grabbed the blood pack and began her long walk back to Alucard's room. When she made it she began working again. She still had to paint purple stripes on the walls. After 4 more hours she finally finished. She sighed and sat down on the floor.

"Its PERFECT!," Tiffany yelled excitedly. "But its missing one more thing.."

She got up and began jumping up and down. This was going to be great! She picked up the paint buckets and paintbrushes and began taking them outside. Once she was outside, she disposed of the evidence. She threw it in the dumpster. She then smiled and went back to the kitchen. The tomato juice was nice and icky. She grabbed it and ran back down to Alucard's room. She took his wine and drank it all. She then poured the icky rotten tomato juice in it. She smiled again. She was very pleased with herself. She then went into a room she had recently found. Inside the room where demented objects that even Alucard would be afraid of! She found a doll that was exceptionally demented and took it back to Alucard's room. She then placed it upon Alucard's coffin. She then checked the room to see if she had left no evidence behind. There was none. So she simply laughed quietly to herself and began walking up to her room...

It would be a few days until Alucard got back and that left plenty of time for the walls to get more settled in, for the drinks to go more rotten and for the toy to get scarier. She could not wait until Alucard came back!

A/N WHAT WILL ALUCARD'S REACTION BE? Tune in and find out! Review please. :]