A/N: A little late for the holidays I know, but I've got to obey the prompts. :) Let me know what you think.
Mistletoe
"No."
"Come on, Lex. It's a Christmas tradition."
"I haven't seen any of it nailed above your front door, Clark."
"That's because it's in the barn."
"…the barn?"
"Yeah."
"Your parents aren't partial to this so called tradition?"
"No! They just don't want to have to kiss anyone but each other."
"So you keep it around your loft so you can accumulate free kisses?"
"Not really…"
"Not really isn't a concrete dismissal, Clark."
"I meant not from just anyone."
"Ah, waiting for Lana?"
"Not quite…"
"Then who-"
"…"
"…"
"Oh."
"Um…yeah."
"Clark?"
"Yeah, Lex?"
"Go on and get your mistletoe."