My apologies that this prompt's much shorter than the previous... Still, I hope you enjoy it.
Song on Shuffle: "Pavlove" by Fall Out Boy
Just because I'm the janitor doesn't mean that you have to look through me, as if I was nothing more than trash.
... No pun towards my position intended. In contrast to my standard duties in this hospital, I am a smart man, one filled to the brim with tactics that even the government would envy. I can speak a colorful palette of languages, recite to you wonderful scriptures from the Renaissance that will make your heart swoon, and I can even use the forces of nature to my advantage (just ask my renegade of squirrels. They'll vouch for me when they're tearing you limb from limb, the little dickens). Nobody would like to believe such a thing though. No, no, we need not to fathom that someone doing a job such as mine could have the intellect to rival those of Sacred Heart's best; Kelso, Angry Doctor, Black Doctor, Scooter...
And even you, Blonde Doctor.
But you'll never see me as anything but a weaker link on this proverbial food chain of life, will you?
No matter. I'll just continue on with this petty task dubbed as a "job", occasionally checking in on you when you're locked away in my storage closet with nothing more but my cleaning supplies and your tears.
When you see me, I'll be waiting.