MY NEW PEN NAME IS ZAIRON-SAN. ATTACK OF THE SMILING BOB!! YOU KNOW THE MALE "ENHANCMENT" PILL GUY. WELL ANYWAY MY SECOND CHAPTER WILL BE MUCH LONGER. SO READ AND REVEIW.
CHAPTER 2
All XIII of castle oblivions inhabitants pile into a crowded school bus that is pimped with speakers in every seat and a 27' plasma screen with a X-BOX 360 and HALO 3 hooked up to it. The driver of this bus is a Dusk nobody named Bob. Bob is happy. Bob's job is to terrorize pedestrians with his bus. Bob likes his job.
"What the crap, that was a whole paragraph that made no sense!"
"I don't know Axel, but the Superior says he's always watching. Gives me the creeps."
"Oh your just a poor nieve noob Roxas. You have a lot to learn."
"I'm not a noob, I'm awsome at Halo 3."
"I rest my case. Anycase we're almost there."
"Oh great. I told him to take the assassin, but nobody listens to Demyx. Well, actually, in the case that everybody here is a nobody then that would imply that they all listen to me. But they don't. So if I was to really say that nobody cared what I said would mean they do. AHHHHH!! Brain fart..."
"Demyx, stop thinking so hard your going to get yourself killed!"
"Shut up Axel! At least I try to think."
"Well with a boss like Xemnas we don't need to think. Except Vexen. He's a scientist"
"Yes sir."
"Vexan, if you call me sir one more time, I will make the Dusks feed you enzite pills again."
"No... not smiling bob!!!"
"YES SMILING BOB!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!" cough cough
"Well in any case while we're waiting I'll give you some pointers. Stay away from Saix while he back swings. Vexan will always sit there and try to calculate how hard he should hit the ball. Zexion will just sit there and act all emo. Larxcene will sit there and look pretty."
And that is when the needles come flying.
"Never agian will you speak my name and those words in the same sentance!"
"Whatever just PLEASE don't kill me!!"
"Whatever. I have better fish to fry as it were. Hey Demyx stop picking your nose!"
"Okay you were saying."
"Marluxia will always use his flower scythe to hit the ball so stand back. As with Lexeus and his tomahawk. Xaldin and Xigbar will sit there driving the golf cart around in circles and Luxord will be taking bets. Got it memorized?"
"No."
"You'll figure it out soon enough."