True Jinchuriki
Meet the Teacher
Disclaimer: if I owned Naruto then there would be many scenes where Sasuke is kicked in the groin, but regrettably I don't.
Pairings:
Naruto:
Hinata 6
Ino 3
Sakura 1
Tenten 0
Temari 0
OC 0
Yugito 3
Harem 4
Sasuke
Sakura 1
Ino 1
OC 0
Dies alone 6
Lee
Sakura 2
OC 0
No one 0
So far until further notice the plan is Naruto x Hinata and he'll also be popular with girls. Maybe a fan club fiasco in the making? I can just see Naruto hiding behind Hinata from a swarm of craze kunoichi
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As he walked down the street, Naruto noticed something different about the looks he was receiving.
Maybe they had heard about the "Mizuki incident".
Or maybe it had something to do with the large cardboard box that was following him around.
He stopped, right there in the middle of the street. He then yawned loudly and stretched.
Then he jumped onto the roof and ran over the roofs towards the academy. 'no way am i gona let someone with such a lame disguise chase me around.'
He jumped the last hundred meters and landed right outside the academy doors, barely sweating. Then walked towards the classroom, and stopped outside the door. The young ninja focused charka into his senses and soon identified who was inside.
He could hear the crunching of chips, and the buzzing of insects. And he could clearly smell the offensive odor of the perfume worn by Sasuke's fan girls. Who spread that lame rumor that Sasuke liked the smell of red roses? The smell was strong enough to make him want to sneeze!
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The classroom was filled with chatter, everyone had heard about the previous night's events.
Mizuki had tried to turn traitor, and was killed.
However the most shocking part that the one who had killed him was rumored to be Uzumaki Naruto! No one could believe it; the classes supposed dead last had killed a Chunin! And not only that but with only one hit!
Upon hearing the news, the last Uchiha had actually stopped brooding for a moment and developed a homicidal look on his face.
His fan girls all oohed and awwd about how dangerous he looked.
Then the room was silenced by an unexpected sound.
ACHOOO!
A very odd sight met the Assembled Genin's eyes. A young man that had blond spiky hair tumbled into the room. He had blue eyes and Naruto's trademark "Whisker marks" but that's the only thing they recognized.
He wore dark green cargo pants and a black shirt with its sleeves ripped off, and he carried a short sword at his left side. His hitai-ate was wrapped around his left bicep. The thing that most attracted their attention was the aura of competence and strength that surrounded him even as he sneezed violently.
Gone was the silly grin, and gone too was the hideous orange jumpsuit.
In the corner, a small girl with dark blue hair and pale pupil-less eyes gasped softly and grew very, very red.
"Naruto-kun?" she whispered under her breath. She was developing some kind of strange feeling, deep down inside her.
Naruto stiffened for barely a moment. There was a smell in here that was different from usual, yet familiar. he couldn't quite place it, it resembled a smell that sometimes could be felt frm Sasuke's fan girls, when they didn't wear that vile purfume. That was odd, especialy since he couldn't smell it a moment ago.
He briefly considered walking over and saying hi to Hinata, as he had heard her voice a moment ago, but he decided against it. It wasn't the right time for that. maybe later.
He quickly went to his seat and sat down, moments before Iruka-sensei entered the room.
"Alright class you will now be placed on teams based on your scores and skills. Now team 1 will be …" he began "team seven will be Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, and Uzumaki Naruto." Then thought 'What the hell are those morons thinking! That's the stupidest balance I have ever seen on any given team!'
As expected Sasuke brooded and Sakura jumped about happily. The shocking thing was the reaction of Uzumaki Naruto. He looked at Sakura, up and down, and then scowled. Then after studying the now stunned kunoichi he shifted his gaze to Sasuke and sighed in an exasperated fashion.
Finally Naruto stood up and walked out of the room.
Everyone thought that Iruka-sensei would chase after him and drag him back. Strangely he did not do so. That was odd, maybe those rumors were true, and naruto had killed Mizuki. Was Iruka scared of him?
Soon after the class was allowed to leave for a short break before meeting their Jonin sensei.
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All the teams were picked up by their instructors with the exception of team 7, actually nether Hatake Kakashi nor Naruto were in the room.
Sasuke was brooding again, and Sakura was walking around the room yelling about untrustworthy teammates and late teachers.
Then the door slid open.
In the doorway stood a man in standard ninja clothing, blue pants, and shirt, with kunai holsters and utility pouches. He also wore a mask over the bottom part of his face. He also wore a green konoha vest that identified him as a Jonin.
"Yo," stated the ninja. "Oh, I guess I have the wrong room I was looking for my team."
"Are you Hatake Kakashi?" asked a disgruntled sakura.
"Hai,"
"Then we are your team!" she practically screamed.
"So where's the third brat?"
"I'm up here."
All three looked up to see Naruto standing on the ceiling. Two jaws hit the ground while Kakashi just looked at the blond boy.
'He may be better than I heard.' He thought. "Why are you on the ceiling?"
"Why are you late?" he countered.
"I was walking on the road of life when I saw..."
"The latest of the icha icha series." Naruto cut in.
"Well let's meet on the roof." Kakashi said rather quickly.
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"We are going to be working together, so we should get to know one another. I'll start. My name is Hatake Kakashi, I have several likes and several dislikes, i have some hobbies, my dreams are my own. Now you pinky"
"My name is Haruno sakura, I like… she looked over at Sasuke, I dislike Naruto (her voice was venomous) my hobbies are... she looked at sasuke blushing, my dream is"… she looked at Sasuke and blushed again.
Everyone sweat dropped. 'Fan girls' was thought by three people at once.
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, people who treat me with respect and studying Kinjutsu from various sources, I dislike the time it takes ramen to cook and people who are cruel for no reason, my dreams are enough to make most people piss themselves, so I won't tell you about them to avoid the smell. I also don't like the smell of people pissing themselves"
Naruto's words were calm and reasonably polite, though the mention of studying Kinjutsu as a hobby seamed to disturb both Kakashi and Sakura. The final part about dreams was said in such a way that the air seamed to grow much colder for a second. The way that he said it had Kakashi thinking that it just might be true. 'An interesting boy' he thought.
My name is Uchiha Sasuke I like few things and I dislike my fan girls, (at this point sakura fell into a deep depression) I have no hobbies, and my only dreams are to rebuild my clan and kill a certain person."
The last statement was cold but somehow was overshadowed by Naruto's mysteries dreams.
"Very well, we shall meet at training area 7 tomorrow, we'll see if you really are good enough to be genin." Kakashi stated after a minute of silence.
"Wait, what you mean we already passed the exam." Sakura screamed.
Naruto just sighed; she was such a pathetic looser.
"The genin exam means that you have mastered what it takes to be a genin, but to see if you will get to do actual missions all the genin teams will have to pass a test with their Jonin-sensei." The copy-nin explained. "Oh, and before I forget. Don't eat breakfast tomorrow, or you will throw up."
"noted." Was Naruto's response before he vanished with a puff of smoke.
Kakashi's eye popped open, "a kage bushin? He wasn't kidding about that Kinjutsu thing. To think that he has already mastered that Jonin level technique." He said quietly to no one in particular.
Sasuke's fists clenched tightly, to think that looser knew an advanced Jutsu that the Uchiha didn't was unthinkable.
Sakura just looked confused, "ne, Kakashi-sensei aren't you upset he didn't listen to your instructions?" she asked.
"That is what makes that technique so useful." Said the Jonin, "everything the shadow clone learns is transferred to the creator when it is dispelled."
Sakura just stared dumbly staring at where the shadow clone was moments ago.
Kakashi just vanished in a swirl of leaves and Sasuke stalked off to the Uchiha compound, grumbling o himself.
A few minutes later Kakashi was walking down the street, reading his book when Naruto walked up to him, "I got the feeling you wanted to talk to me back there."
"You were right" answered the copy-nin.
"We can talk over ramen."
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The polls are still open about the pairings, so please vote for your favorite couples.
Remember no slash!
Also I am still accepting suggestions.
Some include
Naruto of the fire
Naruto of the forest
Naruto of the Crimson Flames
NEW POL:
Should haku be a boy or a girl?
Note: if haku is a girl, then should she be paired with zabuza?
NEW POL:
What kind of techniques should Naruto use?
New Poll:
Should Sasuke get the cursed seal?
New pole:
Should the hokage die or should he be saved and if so how?