Chapter 3: Hole #1
HEY LONG TIME NO SUBMIT! IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS LOGGED ON SO IT FEELS GOOD TO EXPRESS MESELF AGAIN. AS ALWAYS I AM BE MONITORED IN THE ASYLUM BUT THE PROCESS STAYS THE SAME. READ AND REVIEW.
"'Bout freakin' time this guy wrote something. I was stuck with people reading chapters 1 and 2 forever. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!"
"Chill Axel."
"Oh no, Vexen you are SO not starting on the pun train already."
*Vexen storms off to get a snow cone*
"O.k. Roxas, this is how the game works with us. You have to get par."
"Yeah I know how to play."
"No you don't understand. You HAVE to get par. If you don't get par you have to help Vexen with one of his experiments. Or worse."
"What could be worse than that?"
"You could watch Death note with Zexion. He cries and hangs on you through the entire movie and don't even get me started on the anime."
"Hey be a little sensitive Axel, that's a very touching movie."
"How did it touch you Larxcene?"
"I'm not in a position to answer that question."
"Then what position are you in?"
*Axel and Larxcene in unison* "ROXAS!"
"Oh come on Axel you and I both know that one of us was gonna say it. Your just suprised I beat you to it."
"Be that as it may, Oh sorry I'm up to bat so to speak."
Axel hits the ball and promptly hit a sand trap.
"#$*"
"Axel whatch your language. You were one at sign from cussing in slovakian."
"My turn."
"O.K. Roxas you have to take into consideration wind..."
"FORE." THWAK THUNK
"Ow you little punk! You are SO dead."
"Oh god now you pissed off scarface. You're on your own."