Today Light was in an experimenting mood. He remembered the "Yaoi" he saw yesterday and turned to L.
(Fan girl springtime)
"Ryuzaki" Light stated. "You seem to know about what I saw a few days ago, right?"
"Mmhmm" Was the response given to him.
"Well….um……would you like to try it?"
L shot a look to him practically identical to that of when he told him that he was 'L'.
"Why yes, Yagami-kun, yes I would"
After a long, gay make out session ending with them shirtless Light had a sudden realization. He pushed L aside and alerted him to this.
(Ok fan girls, you had your fun.)
"Ryuzaki….I just realized something…."
"Yes?' L said back with a disturbing look on his face.
"NEITHER OF US ARE GAY!!!"
"Um…yes, that is true." L stated refusing to look at Light, he tried to tug at his collar, but he had no shirt on.
Light only was able to give him a menacing glare before replacing his shirt, jacket, and tie and then getting back to what Light now called work.
L was depressed for the rest of the week and sulked continuously throughout the day.
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He did not tell Misa of his experience of L, he knew that she would try to kill him pre-maturely. He would have to keep this from her which should be easy. L certainly would not tell of this. He is totally humiliated. Is what Light thought. Though this was partially true, it was not all of why L will not say. Ryuk however, presented an issue. He thought this may have been the funniest thing ever, and was dying to share the humor with Rem, who would pass it on to Misa.
However, Light was not stupid. He can bribe Ryuk. But the problem was…..there were know apples where L lived and consequently, he had to live. The stupid detective was too caught up on sweets. He was eating fudge glazed with caramel right now. Wait….Caramel.
"Don't you think some caramel apples would go good right now?" requested Light.
"Why….yes they would!"
L pushed one of the many buttons on his keyboard.
"Watari, I need 10 dozen caramel apples now!"
This was way too easy for Light.
Soon he had the apples and presented a box of them to Ryuk. "If you do not tell Rem or Misa about what I did, then you may have all of these."
"Bribe accepted" Ryuk said "buuuuuuuuuuuuuut, I could always use some more. Just to keep my mouth full. You never know what can come out when it isn't."
"Of course" was what came out of Light's mouth, but what his mind screamed was. Damn you, Shingigami.
Light eventually had enough with this. He whacked L aside the head with a blunt object and stole the rest of the apples. L almost died in the hospital as well. But he never found out, Light merely told him it was sugar overdose. And gave the apples to Ryuk.
Just as planned.