L has been acting very odd lately. He has eaten more sweets than Light has ever seen him. The Shingigami have been looking at L very oddly lately to.
"Ryuk?" Light asked.
"What do you want?" was the response given from the death god.
"Why have you and Rem been looking at L in such a way as of late?"
Ryuk started laughing and Light simply left the room after 36 minutes.
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Light decided to ask Rem the same thing, she usually restrains laughter to under 5 minutes.
"Rem, tell me, why do you and Ryuk look at L in such a way?"
"NU-UH! OH NO YOU DID NOT!!" said the Shingigami snapping her fingers in Light's face.
"Um….could you tell me what I did not do?"
"I WILL NOT ANSWER THIS KIND OF A QUESTION TO YOU!!!"
"Why not"
"IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME, GET MISSA TO!"
Light wanted to know, but not enough to force himself by Missa.
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"Ryuzaki? Have you seen how the Shingigami seem to be staring at you lately?"
"Of course I have, but…why not stare at me? I am irresistibly attractive after all."
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"WHAT!?"
"…………………………………………...…………………………………………...…………………………………………...right…………………………………………..."
"That was a lot of dots."
"What do you mean?"
"Seriously! Can't you see it?"
"Whatever"
"Am I the only one who can see the words?"
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"STOP IT!!"
"How many mental handicaps do you have?"
"I lost count when I was 12"
"I see"
Just then L fell to the floor….dead.
Light turned to Ryuk (Who actually might laugh his ass off, in literal terms) And Rem, who just stared at the corpse.
"This why you were looking at him this way"
"LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLYEAH LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL" was what Ryuk managed out.
"How did he die?"
"Sugar overdose…" Replied Rem.
"I expected this"
JUST AS PLANNED!