True Jinchuriki
The preliminaries of pain (and humiliation)
Poll results so far
(This is your last chance to vote)
Dragons 25
Foxes 18
Wolves 6
Toads 4
Dragons are winning even with some opposition from voters it seams that dragons will win.
Just to clarify, I'm allowing the readers to vote for the four top suggestions that I have received so far, personally I don't care who wins.
Any one of the summons would be a good choice, but I would like to clarify that Zabuza, Haku, and Hinata will most likely have the same summon contract as Naruto.
Disclaimer: I don't own any anime, just to clarify. If you think that I own Naruto then you should have your head examined.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Naruto, I take it that you are the one who destroyed those four teams of Kumogakure ninja's in the forest."
"Hai, Sarutobi-oyaji is that a problem?"
"No, not quite however several members of the council seem to think that the demon is fully taking control of you, because apparently you aren't strong enough to kill twelve Genin."
Naruto snorted loudly, "if it was the Uchiha who did it they would be hailing him as a protégée but since it's me they think I had to use demonic power to do it."
"You didn't?"
"If they were chunin or jonin I might have considered it, but against Genin, that would be overkill."
"then I must say I am surprised, you are stronger than I anticipated, even your jonin instructor would have had some trouble killing so many Genin at once, he could of course but he is a former Anbu captain. It's I shame you don't intend to stay as a konoha ninja permanently, at this rate you would be strong enough to become Hokage in a couple years."
"you know that I can't do that, this village is filled with to much prejudice and corruption, I need to find a place that will accept outcasts from all sorts of terrible backgrounds, I need a place where people will look past their first impression and judge people by their behavior not by their appearance or the stories they are told about them. I need a true sanctuary." He said with a dreamy look in his eyes.
"Your father would be proud of you Naruto; I only wish he could be here to see you grow up." The old man had tears in his eyes, 'Minato, why didn't you let me take your place.'
--Flashback--
"Minato please, let me take your place, don't rob your child of his father." The elderly Hokage was practically begging, "Please, his life will be hard enough without also being an orphan."
"No old man, I am the Hokage of Konoha, I wont let any man sacrifice himself for this, it is my stupid idea, and I refuse to let anyone but myself do this." He turned towards the door.
"Minatoi, Wait!"
The blond man turned to his long time friend, "remember what I told you, when he is old enough, tell him…tell him everything." His voice sounded choked.
The Sandaime was greeted by a sight that he never thought he would ever see, his successor, the most confident man he had ever known, a man who feared no creature whether mortal or not had tears in his eyes, "tell him I…I'm sorry."
--End flashback--
"Naruto, your father had many things to tell you, but most importantly, he wanted you to know that he was sorry."
"I'd be more surprised if he wasn't," he turned and began to walk away.
"Naruto, I hope you realize that you are not alone in this village, there are still those that care about you. If nothing else, I have always seen you like my own grandson, and Konohamaru has already taken to calling you Oniisan, just remember that there are those who care about you here."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Naruto woke up early, the next exam was today, and he grinned.
He quickly did some hand signs and he felt the demonic chakra in his body move to his respiratory system, he then quickly released powerful airborne sleeping poison into the air. Time to get busy.
All the teams had rooms with their teammates, three cots spread around a square room.
He summoned some clones and had them lift Sakura and place her in the same bed as Sasuke; he set a camera in a shadowed corner and organized the sheets to be as tangled as possible then satisfied with his work he left the room but not before hiding his teammates' shoes.
Next room
"Hmm, team ten…how should I go about this."
He allowed the poison to fill the air and proceeded to replace most of Ino's make up with sneezing powder and hid Choji's potato chips then replaced them with carrot sticks.
He got an alarm clock and hid it under Shikamaru's bed then added super strong caffeine pills to his drink bottle.
Next room
"Team eight, harder…Shino is immune to poison and Kiba would smell it, how should I…Mizu bushin," he nearly yelled as inspiration struck him
Three minutes later a group of water clones were performing different pranks in team eight's room.
He stopped in front of the room of team Gai.
He rigged a bucket or ice water to splash down onto the person who left first, it would be enough.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Something smelled like roses, strongly. And there was something soft and silky in his face, he felt curves, not big curves but they were curves, something seamed familiar.
The last Uchiha cracked open an eye, a sea of pink strands was in front of his face.
…wait, pink strands?
"AAACK! SAKURA"
"Hmm, what's wrong Sasuke-kun I'm trying to sleep?"
She stopped, and looked up at the horrified face of her crush; she felt a hand on her hip, and another…
"EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKK!" a scream echoed throughout the tower.
The two tried to spring apart but only succeeded in getting more tangled, ending up in some very suggestive positions, much to the Uchiha's dismay.
Finally after several attempts they both fell out of bed with a loud thump.
After some embarrassed searching they found their shoes and cloths, (they were not naked, and they were just in pajamas and couldn't find their regular outfits.)
As they left the room, very red faced they were met by complete chaos, Ino was sneezing uncontrollably and could barely walk, while Shikamaru was twitching violently and Choji was crying over his lack of snacks. A little way down Kiba was trying to get a muzzle off of his face, and Shino was buzzing loudly and covered in bugs while farther down the hall lee was blocking the door to his room while doing a complex work out routine and yelling about the springtime of youth at the top of his voice.
As they went past team eight's room they herd a strange startled sound and a quiet thump.
"Meep" Thump
There it was again, they looked in and where met by a sight of Hinata, still in her pajama's lying in bed, surrounded on all sides by pictures of Naruto working out, smiling, or in one case swimming with his shirt of.
As they watched she woke up, saw a picture and fainted with a meep sound.
Lee's teammates were standing just inside his room looking tired and very cranky, and in the case of Tenten, in great need of a bathroom.
Farther down the hall someone had rigged a complex trap.
A high power, motion sensitive, pie throwing cannon.
The door was open and a very angry looking sound kunoichi was standing in the doorway, not moving, on the ground in front of her was Zaku, knocked out with a pie on his face. The mummy was lying unconscious on the ground near the door, covered in half a dozen pies.
The sand team had been left alone.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It took nearly half an hour to snap lee out of his workout frenzy and as soon as he stopped Tenten charged at high speeds towards the nearest bathroom.
The cannon eventually ran out of ammunition and Shino took down the pictures of Naruto so that Hinata could get out of bed.
Ino had to go wash her face for ten minutes before she could breathe normally, and after she was awake, Hinata managed to find Choji's snacks.
Shikamaru and Shino were still overly jumpy, from large amounts of caffeine and sugar.
Kiba was foaming at the mouth in rage and Sasuke was secretly plotting his revenge on a certain blond.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As the teams made it to the main room they were greeted with the sight of their jonin instructors laughing as Naruto sat with the Hokage drinking tea and talking about something they couldn't hear and gesturing at a big poster that showed Sakura, and Sasuke snuggling in bed.
The world seamed to stop, then…
"FOREHEAD GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SASUKE KUN!"
Before the two girls could break into a fistfight, the Uchiha survivor charged at his blond teammate, "NARUTO!"
The blond barely registered his movements, without spilling his tea he spun his chair in place balancing on one leg and drove his foot into the Uchiha's gut.
"Is something wrong, Sasuke-san?" his voice was mild as though he hadn't just rammed his foot into the other boy's abdomen. He took a sip of tea.
"You, you're the one who did that!" the raven-haired boy yelled at his teammate, "you're the reason for all the chaos this morning!"
"You should real work on detecting danger; the only one who almost caught me was Shino."
"You splashed me with sugar water, it was an odd experience."
Many people looked at the bug user.
"Maa, now Sasuke, its time to start the next exam." Kakashi was still holding back laughter.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?"
"Hai Sakura-chan, he put you in the same bed as Sasuke and filled your sandals with glue."
She stopped and looked down, "glue?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After seeing the jonin and even the Hokage laughing, the Genin mostly calmed down with the exception of Kiba who still wanted to shred Naruto, Sasuke who had no sense of humor, and Shikamaru who had too much caffeine in his system to be calm.
Naruto was shocked to see Shikamaru revert to his 'I'm too lazy to bother' attitude in record time and suggested to the Hokage that the Nara clam may have some strange genetic disorder that caused them to be perpetually tired.
The battles began and Sasuke defeated some strange guy who had the power to suck chakra, Kankuro fought and defeated the creepy contortionist. Tamari beat Tenten completely leaving her battered and bruised.
Lee came to help his teammate and caught her as she fell off of the fan.
Next came the battle between Lee and Gaara, it was long, fast and quite scary. As lee unlocked his gates and preformed the legendary Ura Renge technique Naruto grew nervous for the first time during this exam.
"Is something wrong Naruto-sama." He didn't even turn.
"Haku-san, you came to watch the exam? Hmm, yes I am concerned, I was hoping to try and convince Gaara into our group. If Lee manages to complete this technique properly we may lose our chance, and if he fails to pull it off right or Gaara counters, then he will die and we lose another potential member."
"Them someone must step in before one of them dies."
"It would seem so."
Nearby Zabuza was leaning against the wall reading a newspaper.
As the dust cleared Gaara was lying on a pillow of sand, his gourd had turned to sand to shield him from the final impact, but Lee on the other hand was barely able to move as sand darted towards him and grabbed his arm and leg.
The world stood still for a moment as the sand crushed the boy's limbs.
However as the sand charged towards Lee, Gai launched himself to intercept but he wasn't fast enough, as he got where he was going the sand had already been stopped.
No, stopped was the wrong word, it had exploded.
In the path of the sand stood a boy with messy blond hair, wearing a long orange coat the hem of which was torn and shredded, like it had been attacked by a shark.
As the sand got close a wave of pure force stopped it in its tracks, the boy simply turned and walked over to the injured Genin in green spandex.
Lee started to get back up but there was no light in his eyes. "Lee stop, do you continue to fight even after having succumbed to unconsciousness, truly your fires of youth burn brightly!" Gai's words were interrupted by Naruto placing a finger on the boy's forehead and pushing.
Lee fell to the ground with a thud, "seriously if you try to keep fighting you'll just do more damage to your broken bones."
He knelt down over the boy and began doing hand signs.
--Flashback--
"Chikushou, why can't she be out of the hospital yet, it's been a week and she still in there."
"Please calm down Naruto-sama."
"Yeah, kid most people don't heal as fast as you do."
"Sometimes I wish they did, hmm actually why shouldn't they?"
"Huh"
"I just got an interesting idea."
--End Flashback--
"I'm so glad that I came up with this technique." He sighed as he ran through hand signs.
"Naruto-sama, you shouldn't use that technique so liberally, as long as it is active your body won't heal damage at all, it's too dangerous to continue like this, you still have to fight soon." Haku had worry written all across his face.
"Are you sure about this Naruto?" Zabuza called down from the balcony. "It's quite a risk."
"Don't worry, there are only two people in this room who I would need my regenerative ability against, and the chances of me having to fight one of them are low."
"What exactly do you mean," the Hokage seemed genuinely curios.
"As you know, Hokage-oyaji my body heals from wounds much faster than normal people; some time ago I started developing a technique that allows me to temporarily transfer my body's ability to heal damage to other people, I've not yet perfected it, so it leaves me unable to heal at all."
As the medics carried Lee away to the hospital, Naruto went up the stairs to the balcony.
The scoreboard flashed: Uzumaki Naruto vs. Inuzuka Kiba
"Well it looks like you made a major mistake Uzumaki 'cause you are defiantly going to need some major medical attention once I'm done with you." The dog boy whooped loudly, ignoring the looks that the jonin and most of the Genin were throwing him, looks that screamed "you are a goner".
"Zabuza-san, may I borrow your newspaper?"
"Take it; I can get another one in town after this exam."
"Arigato"
"Hey are you going to fight or are you too chicken!"
"Relax, I'll be there in a moment." With that Naruto simply jumped backwards over the railing at the edge of the balcony, he landed lightly on the arena floor.
"You should back out now, you were dead last in the academy and I don't care what tricks you pulled to pass the final exam."
"Faito" the proctor yelled.
In the stands a serious decision was taking place.
"I'll give him, ten minutes." Zabuza said in a serious voice.
"Five minutes,"Haku answered calmly.
"Hmm, you have a deal, the looser buys a celebratory dinner at any restaurant Naruto chooses."
"Deal"
Back in the arena
"You aren't really thinking of bringing that dog with you to this fight, he might get hurt."
"Akamaru is a specially trained ninja dog, he will be fine, but you however are a different story."
"Whatever," Naruto simply leaned on the wall and opened the newspaper.
Without warning, Kiba jumped foreword attempting to punch Naruto. Naruto however blurred into motion at the last moment and appeared behind the dog boy, "bad dog." He smacked the Genin over the head with his rolled-up newspaper.
Kiba spun around and attempted to punch again, again he felt the smack of a rolled-up newspaper on the back of his head.
Scowling he jumped away.
"Time to stop playing around." Kiba bent down, he shifted his stance and in a puff of smoke he developed clear fangs and claws. Akamaru jumped on his back and transformed into an exact replica of the dog ninja, "GETSUGA!"
as the spinning attack came at him Naruto raised his newspaper like a sword, as it got close enough he burst into motion, three strikes and Kiba lost his spin and fell to the ground, Akamaru charged and took a smack across the face with the newspaper throwing him across the arena.
Kiba punched, Naruto smacked him. Kiba kicked, Naruto smacked him. Kiba lunged, Naruto tripped him and began to smack him repeatedly with the rolled up newspaper.
Kiba tried to stand up but Naruto was there smacking him with his rolled up newspaper.
Naruto grinned mischievously; time to ruin his day completely. "Kage bushin no jutsu"
Kiba was trying to get up when he saw a puff of smoke and four more Naruto's appeared.
A muffled cry was heard all through the tower over the loud smacking sounds of five rolled up newspapers and the mighty battle cry "Bad Dog!"
It was a short battle…
A hand broke out of the circle of Naruto's, "I give up, just make it stop!"
In the stands
"Five minutes exactly, it looks like I win Zabuza-sama."
"I feel like a great weight has lifted from my wallet."
The all of the ninja in the room were laughing their heads off with the exception of Shino who doesn't laugh, Gaara who just stared at Naruto, and the two geniuses who were trying outdo each other's "I'm to angsty for my shirt" look.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The other battles ended uneventfully (or as uneventfully as ninja fights go) with one exception.
Hyuuga Hinata vs. Hyuuga Neji
The battle turned out as expected, a lot of palm strikes and a snobby speech about fate courtesy of Neji.
However what he didn't expect was that his opponent might try to get up.
He turned, how dare she get back up, how could she still continue to fight, his victory was promised to him by fate itself. No she was unworthy to be a member of the Hyuuga clan let alone the main house. He attacked, one palm strike and…
He never got that far; a knee hit him in the chin and threw him into the air. He flipped in midair and landed on his feet. He looked at the insolent fool who had dared to defy his judgment, that brat, the one with the blond hair that defended Lee, how could he interfere what did he know of the main houses misdeeds.
Naruto crouched down and gathered a bit of blood from the floor, he looked at his hand, "you had better hope, Hyuuga Neji, hope that you don't have to face me in the tournament. Because if you do…" he made his hand into a fist and held it out towards the Protégée allowing Hinata's blood to drip from his hand. "I will kill you."
There was no rage in those words, no emotion at all and that was what made it so unnerving, at that moment the entire room was quiet, nobody moved, everyone stood still and watched the scene in the arena.
There was a groan; Naruto was gone in an instant.
He caught the badly beaten girl as she fell, "damn it, HAKU GET OVER HERE!"
"Perhaps you should allow the villages own medics to handle this." Even while saying this he was already doing hand signs.
He completed the technique, "some serious internal damage, closed tenketsu, severe internal bleeding, first lets get these tenketsu back open." He muttered as he worked
To Neji's great shock the strange person Naruto had called over simply took out a needle and poked Hinata in three places, there was a slight release of chakra as the closed tenketsu reopened.
"How…" he never got the chance to ask as Haku was already doing hand signs again. In moments his hands were glowing green as he tried to stop the internal bleeding.
"Who's the girl?" asked a thoroughly confused Ino.
"Haku is a boy, though he doesn't look like it," barked Zabuza.
"Wow, I would never have guessed,"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"You will have one month to train for the exam, the final part of the exam is a tournament that will be watched by the entire village and by many esteemed guests so put on a good show."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well this has been difficult, I had a scene I wanted to put in but there wasn't any good place to add it.
Someone has written to me that I said that there would not be any romance until after the time skip. This is not exactly what I said, (and if it is then it was a typo) I meant to say that there would not be any romance until the time skip, I intend to actually write what happens during the time skip. Before you all start telling me that Naruto is too good to go of to train with Jiraya let me make myself clear, he won't be training with Jiraya.
I plan on doing things quite differently after the Sasuke retrieval arc, things will begin to differ from the canon story more and more as time goes on.
This is your last chance to vote on summons so give me those votes. I have ruled that it is imposable to have more than one summon contract, it is a blood contract, it binds you unbreakably to the creatures being summoned and they would be pissed off if you betrayed them to get another summon.
I'm accepting ideas for characters to join the "dragon teeth", I have already picked most of the already existing characters who will join. I have also decided that there will be a Kaguya involved because their power is so cool.
It won't be Kimimaru.
Someone recommended that I get Itachi to join them; this is up for debate however I'm leaning away from that in this fic.
I have been considering my other fanfic ideas.
They consist of the idea I suggested before:
When the yondaime died a powerful clan left Konoha, but now they are back. Uchiha Sasuke died in the massacre the survivor was instead his easygoing cousin Hakurou.
In this idea Itachi is not the one behind the massacre and is in fact a good guy.
My more recent idea is kind of weird:
Naruto and Rock Lee were like brothers from an early age, both outcasts and both alone. The two boys have almost nothing in common except their undying determination.
I'm still working on the summary, but the gist is this:
Naruto was best friends with Lee when they were little, they end up growing up together and both become great taijutsu masters. Naruto in this idea would be very strong but not demonic, though he may be somewhat inhuman. He and lee would both be very different in this story.
If I do this I'm not sure if I should make them leave konoha when they are children and grow up far away and become well known or if I should have them stay in konoha and be trained by Gai.
Tell me what you think of my ideas, and I might actually start posting these new fanfics.