(A/N) If you have not finished Death Note, either manga or anime, please finish so before reading any more of this, there are spoilers. If you need manga site suggestions or anime site suggestions PM me. I will happily give you the urls.

(Begin fic- you have been spoiler alerted)

Light had decided to go through L's stuff. He had driven out Watari by claiming that Kira was in Wammy's house. Light found a group about them on Facebook. He was now going through L's manga collection, in it he found one titled "Death Note" Astonished he read through this first one, it perfectly recorded his endeavors when he first got the notebook. He decided to find the last one.

"Ah, there it is number twelve. Now what is the last chapter. 109"

He read it

"THAT DID NOT GO AS PLANED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Light was in a state of shock for the next several weeks. He had read the rest of the manga and decided this was all real. But he was at an advantage. He now had all of his enemy's names AND faces at his fingertips. (Someone asked the author of this "So, how much planning do you put into your fics?" the author replied "I just type, and it goes how it goes :/")

Light decided to write every name in there.

"Lets see….Near is Nate River…Mello is Mihael Keehl. I have no idea who any of them are, but they should be dead by………………….now."

Light had then received a phone call from Near. "WTF ARE YOU TRYING KIRA!?"

"Erm…I think you have a wrong number, who is Kira?"

"The killer that…..whatever" Near hung up. If Near was alive then Mello probably was as well. (Later in the interview the author was asked. "Sometimes you have things in your stories that never have explanations, are there a reason?" "Yes" Stated the author. "I have never been very fond of logic" :D)

Light was not only in shock now, but near panic, he told everyone it was L's sudden Death, but L had already come back to life as a zombie and was back to work, while attempting to consume Matsuda in his downtime. (The author added "At times I especially am not in a mood for logic" He had gotten many weird looks from his interviewer.)

Zombie L was now pissed at Light for going through his manga.

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"

"I was bored"

"….what ones did you read?"

"Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket *cough*fag*cugh*" He got a mean glare from the corpse "And Death Note…."

"Oh crap"

"Yeah…."

"You tried to kill Near and Mello right?"

"Of course not, I did think it was an interesting book however, but why would I be Kira?"

"Nice save"

"I did not need a save, I am innocent"

"Better…"

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"This is getting boring" Stated Zombie L

"That it is, Ryuzaki, that it is"

"Thank God you did not find my fanfictions"

"Why?" Light said as picking one up and reading a page.

"Erm……….."

"Ryuga…you are a sick bastard"

JUST AS PLANNED!!!