Light had been handcuffed to zombie L for a few weeks now, since this author was too lazy to write for a long period of time, L was starting to rot and smell really bad now. Light was getting tired of him.
"Ryuzaki…….can you do something about your smell"
"Just ignore it and get over it you wuss"
Light was really tired of L right now, since becoming a zombie he became more and more rude and annoying. Matsuda was tired of him to. Or, would be tired of him anyway. L had eaten most of Matsuda's brain by now he had totally quit sweets already. L would frequently rant about how he planned on eating Kira's brain, this would always send a cold rush down Light's spine.
"Ryuzaki."
"What now?"
Light took out his trusty boom stick and blew a hole through L just like Alcourd (A/N: sorry, I can't spell his name .)
"This….is my BOOMSTICK!"
L's last words were "Sorry boomstick…….I think I have to go now."
Light's dad had run in right then "LIGHT!? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"
"Father, he was a zombie, he was hardly L anymore"
"Well….I was kind of tired of him anyway….whatever.....oh, hi boomstick"
The boomstick responded "Heya!"
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Mello had found Light today.
He bashed down Light's room's door holding an oddly shaped handgun. Mello was covered with dirt all over, obviously the Death Note had made him appear dead and he was buried.
He demanded. "The hell was that for!?"
"What was what for? And do I know you?" Light decided to play dumb.
"I know who you are Kira. Why the hell did you try to kill me?"
Wow, this chick is ugly. Were Light's thoughts.
"Hey, I think I hear….Near calling. Don't you want to hurt him or something?"
"HELL YES!!!"
Mello left and Near appeared in the Obituaries the next day, it was a very graphic Death I do not want to write as I would get banned from .
JUST AS PLANNED!