Light was seriously straying from his goal. He had to destroy the "fandom." He would proceed to do so. He had found an especially evil fan. Her name was 'The Blonde One.' She was evidently a fan of L, his former enemy. (He knows this because he joined to find blasphemous users and kill them) She even claimed to adore him and expressed hatred towards Light!

She shall perish for these crimes.

Light decided to "PM" her.

"Hello, you are an L fan, correct?"

She replied soon as she was online at the time.

"Yes, why?"

"You know how evil he is right? He gets in the way of holy works and ultimately is trying to throw the world back into chaos!"

"Ugh, you're a Light fan, aren't you?"

"I am he."

"Oh, Wow, you really are crazy aren't you!?"

"YOU DARE CALL ME CRAZY!? I AM GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!!!1!!!1ONEONEONE"

"Shut the hell up, die!"

"No, you shall die, what is your name?...and what do you look like?"

"Uh, well, My name is Yagami Light, I have longish brown hair, and look pretty and smug."

"Eeheehee, you just signed your own death!"

Light waited a good day or so, and realized he had been tricked. He was thankful that you cannot kill yourself with the Death Note. So, he pmed this evil one again for more info.

"Bitch, you lied to me!"

":O I did no such thing"

"Yes, you said that you were me."

"Well, a little. *evil grin*"

"Can I see a pic of you with your name, please?"

"Why of course, anything for Kira"

She sent him a pic of xethanx with his name. But seeing as he controlled the story…the Death Note didn't work somehow.

Light messaged her again.

"This isn't working, we are not going to get anywhere like this."

"No, so…why don't you just die…NOW!"

"I don't think so, but if you gave me your face and name then that may help."

"Yeah, no."

"How about just your face? I could make the eye trade."

"Sure, here is a pic of me." She sent him a picture of Stephanie Meyer.

"Haha, I win, I WIN!"

Stephanie Meyer died. She walked in the sun and burst into flames, here last words were "WTF, NO SPARKLE!?"

Just as planned!!!

Ok, I will be wrapping up this story soon. If anyone else wants their own part in I will include one super chapter full of everyone's conversation's with Light. Just comment that you want in and PM me with how you would act or talk to him. If you have any ideas SAY THEM. It will be massive help.