I felt bad after making the Edward one (Team Edward all the way!!!!!) and so I made this one too- but I didn't have as much time so there are only 40!!! Review!!!!
1. Force him to wear a leash and
collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost
Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his
birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him
that Bella would rather 'die' then be with him.
5. Throw
silver spoons at him. (It's a werewolf pun XD)
6. When he's a
werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8.
Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act
offended when he won't eat it.
11. Ask him what he's getting
Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is
allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14.
Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room
with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that
Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and he's not invited.
18.
Tell him he's not a REAL werewolf, he's just a shapes shifting
loser. (Breaking Dawn reference)
19. Ask him about puberty.
20.
Force him to watch Shark boy and Lava girl
21. Ask him if he
thinks Taylor Lautner looks hot in a tight leather suit (Shark boy
and Lava girl Reference)
22. Tell him he's Remus Lupin and
Sirius Black's crack child.
23. When he doesn't believe you,
ask him why his last name is BLACK, and he's a WEREWOLF.
24.
Post the reactions online when he puts the pieces together.
25.
Every time he does something nice say, 'Good boy!'
26. Show him
the honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn.
27. Post his reaction on
YouTube.
28. Tell him to sit and wave a dog biscuit in his
face.
29. Buy him a dog bed for his birthday
30. Ask him if
he'll be your 'guard dog'. (Breaking Dawn Reference)
31.
Show him Edward/Bella fan art, particularly 'PG-13 – NC17'
Rated things
32. Start an 'Edward dazzles me' fan club and
elect him as president.
33. Force him to attend the meetings,
every week.
34. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the
toilet
35. Refuse to believe him when he says no.
36. Ask him
if Edward dazzles him.
37. When he says no, use his (ANNOYING)
catch phrase. "Sure, Sure." Just to piss him off.
38. Ask him
if he knows the only thing worse than imprinting on a two year old.
When he asks, tell him 'imprinting on a two day old
girl, that just so happens to be your arch enemy's vampire/human
child'. (Breaking dawn SPOILER.)
39. While he's sleeping put
ketchup packets all around his bed, making it impossible to get out
of bed.
40. Laugh at him when he tries anyway.