*Thinking* Riku, Riku, Riku...Bah! Once again, the bold print ones are NOT mine!

Riku

Tell him Sora doesn't want to save him from the darkness

Tell him he has a Nobody...and his name is Kadaj (To all who have watched Final Fantasy Advent Children ;P)

Poke his bellybutton

4. Make him read SoRiku yaoi

~Rippin Kittin~

5. Tell him Rikku wants to sue him for taking her name

6. Joke about him wearing a Skirt in Dark mode

~vastler75~

7. Tell Riku that he looks pretty

8. Ask Riku what type of hair dye he uses

Poke him Repeatedly

Tell riku that he has been rejected by the darkness over and over again till he cries!

Dying-Lunar-Mystery

Well...My thanks to the reviewers! Next up is!.....................................................................Zexion!!! *yay*