Sorry Saїx! I honestly think it's cool, but it's about time you be tortured :p by reviewers.
Saїx
Give him dog
food
Scream 'werewolf' when he's under the moonlight.
Have
Vexen perform a DNA test on him to see if he's part wolf
~xRockxMetalxBbyx9~
Have Axel and Roxas kidnap Xemnas then laugh when he panics
Aim a dart at his scar and scream "X MARKS THE SPOT!"
~DestinysDarkestAngel~
Say he has cotton candy hair
~luvablenerd~
Pay someone to give
him a 'full moon'
Braid his hair, and laugh.
Dye his hair pink
and call him Marluxia.
~Demoness Drakon~
Demote him and to make him help Sora save the world
~crystalfeathers~
Wowz! These are coming on so fast because I get so many reviews O_o...Next up is...uhh...Xigbar!