WHOA! That's a ton of things for Marluxia! Sorry I won't be able to use some of you guys' :p!

Marluxia

Dye his hair black and call him emo

Tell him that his flower petals dont actually hurt anyone; they just pretend to be hurt

~flammingdragon522318~

Ask him if he's ever been a flower girl at a wedding

Burn down his flowers. When he asks who did it, blame Axel
Drown his flowers and blame Demyx

~xRockxMetalxBbyx9~

Swap his outfits for dresses
Set his plants on fire (Can get Axel to help here)

~Demoness Drakon~

Make him wear a flower costume then unleash killer bees on him

~vastler75~

Make fun of him because Sora whooped his butt

~luvablenerd~

Shave off his hair and sell it on ebay

~Zacheria~

I nearly died laughing reading all of these XD! Next is...SaŃ—x!