Remember those techniques I vaguely mentioned? Well... I guess word gets around. How do I figure? Look at my class, the half that wasn't seriously ill has been reduced to one quarter of the original size. Hmm.... I've yet to decide if this is good or not. Whatever. It works in my favour. Tch.

One would assume I'm happy that most of the giggling females decided they were better off gossiping about Jesse McCartney or someother teen star in the Chalet. Away from me. Turds. Oh yeah as I was saying, it's not that I'm not happy per se, more that I'm annoyed. Snort. Okay that's a lie since I'm practically dancing here.

Flicks hair over shoulder. Sometimes I really hate teenagers, despite being one myself. No wonder teachers are usually pissed off at us, we are shitty learners.

Oh, looks like some of the peons decided they can handle me. Hmm......is that brunette checking me out? Guess not but whatever it's time to work my magic.

- A Good 15 Minutes Later-

Hmm.... my class has some potential. Seems like shift should be over soon at this rate. Yes.

Ah, I suppose I should tell you about some of my students eh? Well there's this red head, Kairi I think, who's mastered the basics. She's ready for me to sign her ticket so she can get onto the larger hills. Her perpetual companion Hayner seems ready as well. The kid's a fucking stoner I swear and if he makes another Snow man joke I'm killing the fucker. Screw it I'll just sign his ticket and get him outta here. Those two bicker like an old married couple and it's driving me Coocoo for friggin cocoa pops here.

They'd give Marluxia and Vexen a run for their money. Not that I said that of course. They don't know that I know their secret which reminds me you don't know anything either got that? Good.

Wait....do I sense impending doom?

"Hello my favourite Tinsel-haired princess I've come to join your group!"

.....Damnit! Why must I always be right? Also why in the nine hells did Axel have to show up? He's going to ruin my decidedly good day. If he wasn't my best friend I'd kill him. Looks like my class is waiting for me to reply, ungrateful turds.

"

"Fine but if I hear that you burnt down another tree I swear to god Axel I'll never talk to you again. Not even in the next life. In fact just give me whatever flammable object your carrying."

Smirk. Yes I'm blantantly smirking at his shock. I've never taken away his fire you see. Never.

"Come on Riku it was ONE TIME! That tree was dying anyways. Can you blame me if I felt the need to put it out of it's sad, miserable existence?"

"Axel, it was a frickin TREE! Trees do not feel pain."

"On the contrary Riku dear, magical trees like Ents feel pain."

"Those are from Lord of the Rings Axel, they do not exist."

"Says you, no imagination what so ever."

"..... oh yeah? I don't need an imagination to see what you did to that ski pole. Or the actual ski that went with it."

"....You swore never to mention that again."

" Axel."

"Yeah?"

"Shut up and get your skis."

My students most likely think I'm a freak by now but whatever, there's a good chance I won't see them after today. Unless they seriously need coaching, like that brunette from earlier does. Man.....he can't even go two feet without falling down. I believe his name is Sora. Besides what little progress he's made is really all thanks to both my fantastic teaching methods and that blonde kid. Roxas I think. And people say I don't pay attention. Tch, fools.

Hmmm.... Sora, maybe I should offer him some more lessons or something? I'll ask Axel later.

Speak of the devil here he comes now.

Oh fuck no, not another ski pole.

Sigh.

I knew he'd ruin my day.

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Aaaaaand that's a wrap! For this chapter anyways haha. Sadly the only interaction Riku's had with Sora and his students is telling them the basics and how to do them, nothing personal yet.

So what horrors will arise because of Axel's pole? Riku really doesn't want to find out. Also what does Sora have planned for his instructor?

Answers on the next chaptah!

Review! It's better than sliced bread!

~RPB