November 22

There was an explosion in one of the hallways at the Watchtower. It happened just as I came back from a mission. What kind of an explosion? A lingerie one. Bras, undies, thongs, pantyhose, you name it! They were either on the floor, hanging over peoples' shoulders, or dangling on the hall lamps. It was only girl's underwear. No wonder the laundry was slow for us! I thought the guy who was doing the laundry was being sexist, but someone stole the undies and hid them away until now! We didn't even need Batman's help with this... It was obviously Wally. I helped clean out the mess, since some of it was my underwear. While cleaning, I saw Shinning Knight lecturing Wally about respecting women, which I can't even write it down in here since it's so complicated! (He's from the middle ages, what did I expect!) One thing that I did hear loud and clear, was that he said, "if you keep this up, lad, no lady would want to be saved by the likes of you!"

I kind of felt awkward when he said the "save" part. I don't know why. I think my face got warm... or maybe it was just the cold from the mission! We were near Moscow! Of course it's cold this time of year!!

Shinning Knight then looked at me and said, "and are the rumors true that you peeked in on poor Ms. Painted Lady?"

I froze like a deer in the headlights. I'm positively sure that I stood there like an idiot with my mouth wide open.

"I... I didn't say that it was-"

God, I stuttered so much!

"Yeah..." said Wally, his head looking down. "I did walk in on Eleanor."

How does he know my name so well? He has better things to do than remember my secret identity! Why mine?!

"Did you apologize to her?!" Shinning Knight said loudly.

Wally looked up, walked over to where I was standing and said, "yes, but I would like to do it again..."

He then reached out for my hand (the one that was free of underwear), squeezed it and said, "I'm really sorry, Eleanor, I really am... I really didn't mean to walk into you. Will you forgive me?"

... What's wrong with this picture?! I then said that it was alright and that I bear no grudge against him. I then left where they stood and went back to cleaning.

Whew! That was awkward!! I'll try to write in here as often as I can. Missions keep me away from this diary, though I'll write in here whenever there's a window of opportunity.