Ohtori-kun came walking by and saw Marui and Kirihara bickering at each other. "What's wrong? A love quarrel?" he said, his face full of innocence.

Marui and Kirihara looked at each other then looked at Ohtori who's still there waiting for an answer.

"Kill him, devil Akaya!" Kirihara's skin quickly turned red and his hair white. Ohtori ran and passed by Jirou who was happily sleeping on the ground.

On their pursuit, they tripped on Jirou, but he didn't budge and mumbled "Wow! A big saint bernard dog is sitting on me!" he giggled and turned to find a more comfortable position. The two stood up and continued their chase.

"K' does not own The Prince of Tennis..." he turned again and continued, "Kirihara and Marui aren't in love. They're not gays." then he went silent and little snores can be heard.

Bonus! Kiss Me, Kiss Me

It was almost ten in the evening and a group of boys are walking quite wobbly in the dimly lit streets. Yukimura was the only one who didn't drink the miracle juice made by Niou, thus he's the one who walks beside Sakuno.

Sakuno turned her head to look at her senpai-tachi who were walking behind them. She noticed that Sanada was trying his best to be normal while Niou and Yagyu were happily marching while singing a nasty song. She giggled and when she saw Kirihara and Marui, she felt sad. Jackal was between the two who seemed agitated.

Yukimura suddenly spoke, "Don't worry about those two. By Monday they will be back to normal." He smiled. There's no reason to not to believe him, because he's been together with the two since junior high.

'Is it my fault again?' she thought, her cute face showed a frown. She remembered as to why her senpai-tachi were fighting.

Their fight stemmed from the Dare or Dare game wherein Kirihara was supposed to dare Marui.

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"Eh? Seems like I have to give you the dare." He said, not being defeated in the glaring game.

"Bring it on!" Marui taunted.

Kirihara thought carefully. In the back of his mind, his demons were working. 'It certainly is a satisfying sight to see him being tortured.' He thought and so he had a plan going on his mind. He leered evilly while he was still spinning the bottle on the floor and Marui is getting irritated.

"Okay, I thought of something." Marui looked as confident as ever, then he continued, "I dare you to not chew bubblegum for a month!" It took Marui sometime to realize what the other had just said.

'What? No bubblegum for a month?' he thought. Now, anger can be seen from his features, his hands formed a fist. He wanted to grab Kirihara by the shirt but he wasn't wearing a shirt. Marui ruffled his hair in annoyance, his vibrant red hair in shambles.

"I'll kill you, you brat!" he finally shouted which caught the attention of their friends. The others emerged from the kitchen, including Sakuno. The two were squabbling about the dare.

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The others came out of the kitchen to see what was going on in the living room. They saw Marui and Kirihara going at it, the latter, had a thin line of blood beside his mouth. Sakuno wheezed and tried to stop them but Jackal pulled her and said they will take care of them.

"I finished my dare, why won't you do yours!?" Kirihara shouted as he gave Marui some pummeling on the face. It connected and he smirked. Now they're equals.

"The dare that you're giving me is unfair!" Marui smeared the blood on his lips and looked at his hand and saw a large amount of blood. "Now, you're really getting into my nerves, you twerp!" he lunged to teach him a lesson about not to screw on his senpai, but Renji stopped him, locking his arms around his.

"That's enough, Bunta!" Renji said with an authoritative voice but the one he restrained still fidgeted in his grip. Kirihara chuckled at the sight of his senpai being like that and all. Marui felt anger flow into his head and all he can think of is hit Akaya's head with a racquet. Then he decided to take it to personal matters.

"You're a coward and you can't even tell her how you really feel!" he tried to point at Sakuno but he wasn't able to. But his kohai perceived the message just as he wanted.

"What did you say!?" he growled. Kirihara didn't have anything to say about that. He knew in his self that he sucked at confessing his feelings, but nobody had to rub it on his face. He tried to give his senpai another hit on the visage but Jackal seized him before he could land it on Marui. "Let go of me, you monkey!!" Kirihara ordered and tried to escape from his firm grip but Jackal only stiffened.

Yukimura walked between the two and said, "You two have to cool of some steam first." He was still smiling. He motioned to Jackal and told him to let go of Akaya so they can talk outside. His buchou place a hand on his shoulder and led him outside and he quietly followed.

Renji loosened his grip on Marui and the other jerked his hands and sat on the floor mumbling things which they did not understand.

After seeing the commotion, Niou grinned inwardly instead of pitying the two. He had a great plan running in his mind.

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After some talk outside, Yukimura gestured that they should be returning inside the house. Surely he thought that Akaya would grab the bait and he'd cool down after a talk, but he didn't. All he did was curse his senpai to death. 'He's a demon, alright.' Yukimura thought.

As they walked into the living room, Kirihara was paralyzed for a moment then came rushing into the crowd made by his senpai-tachi. He brushed away the others and saw in the center Marui and Sakuno going to kiss…

Lips to lips.

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"So…" Niou started as the others looked at him and so did the angry Marui (oh it rhymes!). "Let's continue the game!" he exclaimed, his excitement is on super-high levels.

"But who will replace Akaya? He's supposed to dare Bunta if I'm not mistaken." Yagyu inquired as their rules stated so.

"I'll replace him!" he said with his head up high. Everybody was suspicious. Niou never did something good. "You're dared to…" there were drum rolls in the background and Marui gulped, waiting for the judgment.

'If it's Niou, even I am not safe. What kind of terrible thing would he make me do?' Though you can say he's the closest thing to a friend that Niou has, relationships don't work for Niou when it comes to pranks and torture.

"…kiss Sakuno on the lips in front of us!"

"…" Silence was there, and nobody dared to call its name. Everyone's jaw dropped to the floor. Marui was dumb-struck and Sakuno just gasped. No way will she do it in front of everyone! Her face turned into the deepest shade of red as her Yagyu-senpai grabbed her in bridal style to be put in front of Marui and be kissed.

"Let m-me down, Yagyu-senpai!" Indeed, Yagyu did put her down, but in front of Marui who's mustering all his strength to do it in front of his friends.

'If I don't do it, it will hurt my pride!' Sometimes men have problems about their prides, and now is the moment wherein Marui has to face his. 'It's Sakuno anyways. I guess I'll enjoy it.' He thought. He remembered the velvet feel of her lips when they accidentally kissed that evening.

"Oh God, here I go." Marui leaned in for the kill. Sakuno was too stunned to move and even if she did, Niou's hands are on her shoulders to stop her from escaping.

She just closed her eyes. That's what she always does.

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Sakuno closed her eyes and Kirihara quickly took a stride to reach them. He pushed her aside that she stumbled on the floor; then he turned to Marui ready to give him some beating. Niou was surprised that Kirihara arrived to destroy his plans. Niou countered, pushing Kirihara to Marui, the latter who still has his lips puckered but quickly pulled out of his position to evade Kirihara's body crashing onto him. Unfortunately, it all happened too fast.

A loud thud was heard as they fell on the floor. Everyone rushed to help them when they saw a very embarrassing moment, a moment that should have not occurred if Kirihara did not interrupt the dare.

Marui's lips found its way on Kirihara's cheek, only millimeters away from his lips. Oh they sure were blushing like they are being baked in hell. They jolted out of their position each wiping off the icky feeling of their body parts that made contact with each other.

"Ah, fuck! Yuck!" Kirihara said as he pulled himself away from his senpai while swabbing away the alien feeling on his cheek.

Marui quickly swiped his hand over his lips, wishing that that didn't happen. He went to the bathroom but before that he yanked Sanada asking if they have a spare toothbrush and some mouthwash. Sanada directed him and he quickly did his oral hygiene.

Niou was doing his evil laugh that went "BUHAHAHAHA!" then proceeded on teasing Kirihara about him being a gay or so. "You probably did it so you can steal a kiss from your Marui-senpai, didn't you?"

Aside from being embarrassed, Akaya was angry at the fact that it was Niou's fault that he landed on Marui. Oh, he sure could vent some of the anger on him. Yeah. He closed his eyes and when they slit open, they were bloodshot. He looked at his senpai with ferocity in his eyes.

Instead of being afraid, Niou just laughed and continued to tease him. They're bickering can be heard in the whole house. Marui returned while wiping his mouth with a towel and joined to have a three-way wrestling. The others sweat-dropped and turned to Sanada in hopes for making them stop, but he was enjoying himself, cheering on somebody to grapple somebody.

All of a sudden, the door swung open and appeared Sanada's Okaa-san. She stomped her foot, its strength enough to bring the whole house down. She pointed to the three who were trying their best to kill each other and ordered "20 LAPS AROUND THE BLOCK WHERE THIS HOUSE STANDS!!" They stopped in an instant to look at who ordered them. They saw her, red with fury for her house has been disrupted by a group of teenagers without manners.

Kirihara protested, so as Marui and Niou then she shouted "25!"

"But!" the three complained but she retorted, "No buts! 27!" They hurriedly went out of the living area and took their shoes. Yagyu threw a shirt to Kirihara and they ran for it, no one knows if she will draw a katana from its sheath and chase them.

"Hmmmm. So that explains it." There was a flurry of words on Renji's paper as he wrote with incredible speed. "So it runs in the blood." He smiled. His writing was stopped when Sanada's mom ordered all of them there to clean up the mess that they made. They did not complain; all were afraid of punishment.

After a few minutes, they were able to straighten up the living room and they plopped on the couch. "Whew! Glad that was over!" Jackal sighed and wondered how his partner was doing. They arrived, pulling their legs as they limped from their long run. So much for they're supposed to be happy night, now turned into one hell of a nightmare.

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And so, that explains the tension between the two. Both still feeling awkward from the kiss.

End of Kiss Me, Kiss Me.

A request and co-written by rebeccasanfujieijilvr.

There, all done! I hope I get more readers with this! Just kidding. I'm not much of a Yaoi fan. Thanks again to rebeccasanfujieijilvr for the idea and thank you to all my reviewers! You keep me going!