"So this is Kaibaland?" Cassandra asked, wrinkling her nose. "Boring."

Hayden shrugged. "Not too bad, Cassie." He looked at a statue of a Blue Eyes. "A bit egotistical…"

"A bit?" Cassandra asked. "Why not call this "I'm Seto Kaiba, I rock!" Land?"

"Probably because it is a bit too long?" Hayden reasoned.

Cassandra rolled her eyes, making her way into one of the dueling arenas. "Ok Mr. Smarty Pants, get out that disc of yours."

Hayden pulled a small cd from his pocket, waving it under Cassandra's nose. "got it right here, Cassie. You got your tools?"

Cassandra wiggled her fingers. "Only need these, luv." The two of them marched through the empty arena, passed vacant seats and quiet dueling platforms, towards the small holo-computer near the back. "So what will this do, 'ayden?"

The Scottish duelist chuckles softly. "Oh, this is a brilliant piece of tech, Cassie. You see, once we install this, the info on every duelist that enters Kaibaland will be ours. We will also be able to tap into their security system, secret files, and surveillance."

Cassandra nodded, snatching the disc. "Nice. Now, let me install this bad boy…" She popped open the computer's outershell and frowned. "Shit."

"Not liking the shit, Cassie."

"There is no cd slot…don't worry, I can make one. Just need 10 minutes…" She pulled out a pocket knife and began carving."

Hayden frowned, turning towards the sound of footsteps that were growing louder each second. His hand glowed as he called upon his newly aquired shadow magic. "Don't think we have the time…"

Cassandra's own hands glowed. "Let me."

"I got this…"

"Do you even know how to use that?"

"My hands?" Hayden questioned. "You didn't ask me that last night when I felt you up."

Cassandra frowned. "And that's it…"

"I told you, I'm just not ready…"

"Rare Hunters…" The newcomer hissed, his white jacket settling around him. "What are you doing here?"

"Uh…" Hayden said. "We are admiring the room. What of you…well, your either one of Sartorious' butt monkeys…or someone that has a serious white fetish."

"The great Lord Sartorious has no need for butt monkeys."

"And yet, 'ere ya bloody are, mate!" Cassandra laughed. She turned towards Hayden. "Deal with him, would ya? I'll handle the virus."

Hayden nodded, activating his duel disk. "Why are ya here, lad?"

"My name is Jonah Redleaf. I am not your lad or your mate. I have come here to help Lord Sartorious secure this dueling arena, and you will not stand in my way."

Hayden held out his hands. "And I won't. Once we are done, you can go about your business. But, you see, I recently got a nice power boost…" Hayden's eyes went black. "And I want to test it out. And you, boy, are the perfect target."

Jonah scoffed. "It is you that will fail. Lord Sartorious has given me the world's most powerful deck. With it, I will defeat his enemies, and he will, in return, give me all of America as my trophy."

"News flash, Sitting Bull, but the white man beat your ancestors once, and I'm going to make it happen again."

"You will never…"

"Beat the light, we bloody get it." Cassandra muttered. "'ayden?"

"Don't mind if I go first, do ya lad?" Hayden said, eyesflashing black. "Didn't think so. First, I will select Raid-Fire Magician as the first member of my team. Next, I will use this game modifier, Spell Absorption. And not to be done just yet, I will also activate the game modifier Monster Gate. This card allows me to alter my Rapid-Fire Magician into a brand new monster. Butfirst, I will have my Rapid-Fire Magician use his special power: Spell Blast!"

Jonah covered his face, the Rapid-Fire Magician attacking with a blast of green magic, cutting his lp down as the Spell Absorption card increased Hayden's lp. (Hayden- 4500, Jonah- 3600)

Hayden sent one card to the graveyard, smiling as he held up the second. "Thanks to my manipulation of the game, I can now summon a monster that I could have only gotten later on. Dark Magician, I select you!"

Cassandra rolled her eyes. "This isn't Pokemon, ya bloody wanker. Focus on the duel!"

Jonah shook his head sadly. "You treat this as a game, when it is truly a battle for all we hold dear. This arena belongs to Lord Sartorious, and you shall not take it."

"Blah, blah, blah, laddie." Hayden taunted. "Make ya move."

"I will. I will start by setting one card on the field, and summoning the great Bear Totem to the field, in attack mode."

As he spoke, Jonah placed the card on his duel disk, from it appearing the Bear Totem. A great cylinder of wood appeared, the image of a bear carved into its face. The totem settled on the field, body tucked tight together. (1900/1200)

Hayden merely chuckled. "Am I suppose to be afraid of that little thing? Lad, that's just a container of experience, waiting for my monster to destroy it. In fact…Dark Magician, attack the Bear Totem with the Dark Magic Attack!"

The Magician nodded, twirling his blade before sending out a shot of dark energy right at the Bear Totem. But just as it was about to strike, Jonah tapped a button on his duel disk.

"Reveal Desecration. This card allows my card to remain on the field, and you take the damage you were going to do to my monster as a penalty for trying to destroy this artifact." (Hayden-3900)

Cassandra frowned. "Come on 'ayden, don't fall into stupid things like that!"

"Just focus on the task at hand, and let me worry about the duel, Cass." Hayden muttered, preparing for Jonah's next move.

"I will now summon the Wolf Totem to the field, in attack mode." The duel disk flashed, and from it appeared a second totem, this one in the image of a snarling wolf. "Next, I will have the Wolf Totem union connect with the Bear Totem!" The wolf groaned, wood splintering as its legs broke free. With a howl, the beast raced forward, right at the bear. The bear growled, arms freeing themselves, and lifting the wolf onto its head, the two of them fuze together into one totem. "Thanks to my Wolf Totem, my Bear Totem now has 500 extra attack points, as well as a piercing effect."

Hayden scoffed as Jonah set one card on the field, ending his turn. "An interesting move, lad. The wolf will die when I attack, you keep your bear. But ya forgot that you will still take damage. Dark Magician, attack!" The magician nodded, and with a blast of energy, destroyed the Wolf Totem. (Jonah-3500)

Jonah held up his hand. "Reveal trap card: Manifest Destiny. This continuous spell makes it that at the end of any turn, I can discard one card to return one card in my graveyard to the field, allowing me to return Wolf Totem to the field." The wooden totem reappeared, snarling as Jonah held up another card. "Now, I will summon Beaver Totem to the field." The duel disk once more flashed, and now a wooden beaver appeared on the field. "Next, I will equip the Beaver Totem onto the Bear Totem…"

"Wait a minute, laddie!" Hayden shouted. "Unions…"

"Allow only one monster to be attached? Not the totems. I can attach as many as I want, powering up the Bear Totem, like how Beaver Totem increases his attack by 500. Of course, Beaver Totem adds another effect, allowing me to destroy one of your spells or traps each turn…so say goodbye to your Spell Absorption card." Hayden grumbled as his spell card shattered. "Next, I will have my Bear Totem attack your Dark Magician, with Totem Crush!"

The Bear Totem roared, legs snapping free of the wooden body and lifting itself into the up. The wolf and beaver totems quickly latched on, as the Bear leapt into the sky, slamming down hard on the Dark Magician, crushing him instantly. (Hayden-3500)

Cassandra turned from where she was hacking installing Hayden's virus, shaking her head. "This won't work if you don't do something to stop 'im!"

"Working on it babydoll." Hayden called back, drawing his next card. "I will set one monster on the field in defense, ending my turn."

"…that's working on it?!?" Cassandra screamed.

"JUST FINISH INSTALLING THE VIRUS!!!" Hayden shouted back.

Jonah rolled his eyes, drawing his next card. "That little defense monster can not save you. Thanks to my wolf, my bear has a piercing effect, and when I add this totem, the Eagle Totem…" The duel disk flashed, and a large eagle carved from a log flew into the field, landing on top of the totem and completing the totem's form. "…you now have a 50/50 shot of actually completing the attack. It also adds another 500 attack points, bringing my Bear Totem to a 3400 total attack!" The completed totem roared, all four pieces letting out a cry. "Bear Totem, Totem Crush!"

The totem leapt straight up into the air, shattering the defense monster. But before it died, Hayden tapped a button on his duel disk. "I activate my Old Vindictive Magician's final effect, allowing my to destroy your eagle totem!" The magician fired off a blast before he fell apart, the eagle shattering as well. (Hayden-700)

Joanh shook his head. "My Manifest Destiny allows me to return the eagle to the field!" He smiled, the eagle reappearing.

But it was Hayden's turn to grin. "But not fused to the Bear Totem. That can only happen on your turn…making your Eagle one big target." He drew a card, hand glowing as he manipulated his deck. "First, I summon the Skilled Dark Magician to the field." The smaller magician appeared, twirling his staff. "Next, I will teach my mage this move: The magical blast! It will do 200 points of damage for each spellcaster on my field." As the blast faded, Hayden was already on the move. "Next, I will activate the spell card Magical Dimension. This card allows me to transform my Skilled Dark Magician into a new monster, instantly. First, I will place him in the chamber." The magician slid inside with ease. "Next, I will reopen the chamber, revealing that I have evolved my Skilled Dark Magician into the Dark Magician!"

The Magician stepped forth, twirling his staff and firing a blast at the Bear Totem, destroying the Beaver Totem equipped to it. Hayden chuckled, holding out another card.

"Next, I will activate teach the Dark Magician this spell, the Dark Magic Attack, which will allow him to destroy all the game modifiers you've placed on the field." Jonah cried out in frustration as his Manifest Destiny card was destroyed. "And now, I will attack again, this time against the Bear Totem's wolf piece. Dark Magician, Dark Flame attack!" The magician nodded, letting out a blast of dark fire, shattering the Wolf totem to bits. (Jonah-3200)

Cassandra turned from the computer. "Almost done…are you about finished?"

"Just about." Hayden said, eyes flashing black. "I have Jonah all set up for the fall. He can't equip the Eagle totem to his Bear Totem, he can't call back any cards, and even if he draws another Wolf Totem…it will still leave him weak."

Jonah drew his next card, shifting his monsters to defense. "Defeat me all you like, you can not defeat Lord Sartorious."

Hayden drew a card. "Watch me. First, I will fuse myself with my Dark Magician, summoning our combined forms!" Hayden cried out as the Dark Magician turned into pure energy, striking him in the chest. Hayden flexed his arms, laughing as dark purple armor formed along his body. He held out his hand, a great magic staff appearing, a sort of twisted trident. His robes fluttered on the breeze as he spun his weapon, energy crackling all along his body. "Behold the Dark Eradicator Warlock!" He called out, his voice booming. "I will now activate Pot of Greed, drawing two cards. OF course, this also activates my special power, allowing me to gather the energy of this spell and fire it at you as a super blast!" Hayden pointed his staff at Jonah, sending him skidding back. "That's one. Next, I will activate the Magical Blast, doing 200 points of damage and 1000 from myself." He held out his hand, firing a magic strike, then called back the energy for another 1000 point shot. "That's two. And finally, I activate the last of my Magical Blasts, one I drew with my pot of greed, finishing you off." Jonah cried out as he went flying, his body steaming from the dark magic strike. (Jonah-0000)

Cassandra sashayed across towards her man, running her fingers along his armor. "Now that was bloody 'ot." She whispered, tugging on his robes. "Come on, luv, we did our work."

"Where are we going?" Hayden asked.

"Don't ask so many questions."

Next Time, on GX: Hunters- All Arlen and Mayday wanted was a day to see the sights of Domino. But things are put on hold when Puck makes his move. Seeking to create a new Horsemen of Disease, the immortal fairy kidnaps Souta's sister, the well-jumping, Feudal Japan-saving miko Kagome. It is a wild crossover, as Arlen, Mayday, Johnny and Hector must team up with the legendary Inuyasha to save Souta's sister.

Episode 74- Not Another Crappy Cartoon Crossover Part 1