"Domino…home of Yugi Moto…Seto Kaiba…Joey Wheeler…Mai Valentine…countless others. The town that brought forth the duel monster craze. You could spend a whole day touring famous dueling grounds and only see a 1/10th of them. This is the city of legends, where innocent boys become kings and where millionaires duel street punks." Mayday took a drag off her cigarette. "How long would it take to burn it ashes?"

Arlen didn't bother to look at her as he stared out the limo's tinted windows, glass of champagne in hand, buildings slowly drifting by as they made their way deeper into the city. "Hours, if I do it right. Could have it burnt in minutes if I have a day to prepare." He stroked his beard. "Baby want a bonfire?"

"Nah…just wondering." Mayday admitted. "Besides, don't want to soot to ruin my dress."

Arlen gave his wife a lusty grin. Mayday was wearing a low cut, elegant purple dress, slit nearly to her hip that let tanned left leg completely free. The Shadow Whip was on her side, hidden in a designer bag, which matched the necklace, earrings and other jewels that adorned her body.

He himself was in a black tux, purple vest under his coat, the Shadow Saber hidden in his jacket pocket. He had trimmed his beard to a fine thin style, gathered his best watches, and had his shoes polished, just for this night.

He and his beautiful wife had a dinner date at The Last Resort, the most exclusive hotels in Domino. There, they would drink the finest wines, be served a perfectly selected meal of roasted meats, butter drenched vegetables, warm full-bodied breads and the world's best chocolate cake made just for them. Afterwards, they would dance to the music of the hotel's famous band, then retire to the honeymoon suite.

He'd made it clear to everyone that unless someone was going to die a painful death, they were to leave them alone for the entire trip.

"This…will be a night to remember." Arlen said, running a finger along his wife's bare shoulder.

"Your just trying to butter me up after that whole, "I use to be the Horsemen of War" thing."

"Is it working?" Arlen asked.

"Very much." Mayday said with a grin. She nuzzled his neck. "Maybe we should just skip the meal and head straight to bed…"

Arlen grinned. "No no no…food before pleasure. An-tic-i-pation…" He sang.

Mayday giggled, batting his shoulder playfully. "Stop it!"

"Sorry sorry…just will be so nice to have a nice, quiet evening…"

"When you feel your heart is breaking…hooooold on tight to your dreams…"

Arlen frowned, snarling something impolite as he pulled out his cellphone, snapping it open. "WHAT?!" He growled.

"Arlen…oh thank God you answered, I can't reach the others…"

"Souta, I swear to God I am going to rip your balls off and shove them up your ass…after I hang this phone up and pleasure my wife. Goodbye Souta, I will be ripping said balls off in a few days…"

"Life or death!"

Arlen paused, closing his eyes and letting his head hit the soft supple leather. "Seriously?"

"I swear on the power of the Rare Hunters."

Arlen took a deep…deep breath. "Where are you?"

"Fifth street."

"Be there in five minutes." Arlen hung up, calling the hotel. "Hold dinner by an hour."

Mayday smiled slightly. "Some pre-dinner fun?"

"Yea…especially if Souta is lying."

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"Why are we waiting?"

Souta sighed. "Trust me, big bro…these two we want on our side."

"Keh. I can handle this on my own."

"Doubt that." Arlen said, walking towards them, Mayday's body press close to his. "Souta…"

The other figure frowned, glancing at the two of them. "They look weak."

Arlen ignored him. "What was so important that it pulled me away from my dinner?"

"Its my sister…" Souta began, before being shoved behind the other figure. "Inuyasha…"

Inuyasha snarled. "Don't know who you think they are, but they ain't friends. They smell like Naraku."

Mayday frowned, sniffing her armpit. "No, that would be Secret, with some Calvin Klein perfume."

Arlen nodded. "And you smell lovely. He just smells like wet dog." He paused, eyes going black, before he grabbed Inuyasha's baseball cap, revealing the little white dog ears. "Dear God…don't let Arliss see, he'll begin calling him Clem and want to play kitten poker with him."

Inuyasha, by this point, was enraged beyond normal bounds. Pulling his sword out, he enlarged it and channeled energy. "Time to send these bastards back to Hell."

Arlen pulled out his shadow saber. "Try it, Odie."

"Hey!" Souta shouted, getting between his "big brother" and the man that protected him from being Chazz Jr. "We're here to help Kagome."

Mayday frowned. "And who the hell is Kagome?"

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"Coming up next, the Flintstones meet the Jetsons."

Puck grinned, clapping his hands. "Oooo, I love crossovers."

Kagome frowned, struggling against the ropes that held her prisoner. She could hear Inuyasha's taunts to come, 'Oh, you think the past is too dangerous? You want us to live in the future, where there are no strange magical beings to kidnap you? That sounds smart…not.' She grimaced, dreading that moment.

Assuming that moment came.

Puck glanced over at her, a frown marring his lean happy face. "What troubles you, little one? I would think you would be happy."

"Happy?" Kagome questioned. "I'm tied to a chair on top of a roof, being held captive by a fairy."

Puck paused. "Fairy as in my sexuality or my race?"

"Uh…race."

"Good, because the other way would make you a bigot, and thus make you a very sad, horrible person." Puck bowed, before returning to his shows. He looked back at Kagome, noticing once more that she didn't look happy. "Why are you not happy, little one?"

"I…just told you. You kidnapped me."

Puck shook his head, grin splitting his face. "I see now, why you would be so confused. The ropes are merely to insure your safety, for the magiks I weave will be dangerous to you, daughter of mother Japan, should you move but a mortal's inch."

"…are you on drugs?"

"No no…the trickster Puck merely is getting into his part…soon you will understand, when you are made one of us?"

"One…of us?" Kagome questioned slowly.

"Lord Anarchy seeks new Horsemen, for his old ones will not due. So he has sent Robin Longfellow to enchant you. A twist of my hand, some fairy magic on the breeze…and I'll turn you from mortal to Horsemen of Disease!"

Kagome blanched.

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Arlen rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Let me get this really…really clear. Your sister, Souta…is the legendary miko, who, along with the demon hunter, monk, kitsune, nekomata and the youngest son of the Great Demon Lord of the West, defeated the forces of the hanyou Naraku, purified the Shikon Jewel and saved Japan."

"Yea." Souta replied.

"Cool." Arlen said, turning to Inuyasha. "Thanks."

Inuyasha frowned. "Feh…its my job, human."

"I know…it will make taking over the world so much easier." He turned to Mayday. "Think we should send him a fruit basket after we have control, or giving him Japan?"

"Well, we were going to give Japan to Souta…what do you think?"

Souta shrugged. "I'm cool with ruling it with Inuyasha."

The half demon just stared at them, shocked. "What…what the hell are you people talking about?"

Arlen shrugged. "We're evil."

"Very evil." Mayday said. "We are part of an organization that wishes to take over the world."

"You know…" Arlen replied. "To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all people within the nation." Mayday sang.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love…" Arlen made a face. "Maybe not love…"

"To extend our reach to the stars above." Maybya paused. "Have we introduced ourselves yet?"

"Arlen"

"Mayday."

"Rare Hunters blast off at the speed of light."

"surrender now or prepare to fight." Mayday and Arlen glared at Souta.

"Meowth, that's right." He mumbled in annoyance. "Why do I have to be Meowth!"

"We could make you Wobbefet." Mayday replied.

Inuyasha lost it. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"

Arlen shrugged. "We're insane. Part of the whole evil guy package. Luckily for you, Souta is one of us, which means we're going to save your Kagome." The Guardian held up his hand, chanting, summoning a locator spell.

Inuyasha pulled Souta aside. "What do you mean, you're one of them?"

Souta shrugged. "Their exaggerating. I merely work for them…they haven't done whatever it is they do that upgrades you into a shadow mage. Hope they do though…I am going to ask for ears like yours."

The half demon just blinked. "We need to find Kagome…" He finally said, "So she can beat some sense into you."

Arlen grinned as the orb flashed. "Bingo…got her."

"Bingo?" Mayday hissed. "That doesn't sound evil."

"And why does everything have to be evil?" Arlen questioned.

"Because we just said we were…we have to keep up impressions. If we are going to be doing hero work, we should atleast act evil and keep our rep up."

"Fine…" Arlen said with a sigh, before laughing as wickedly as he could. "My spell has worked, come along fools. How was that?"

"Eh." Mayday said, following her husband.

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Kagome made her chair hop back from the mentally challenged sprite. "Uh…no thanks…not in the mood for being the Horsemen of anything. First, it sounds like a man's job. Second…I don't like horses…maybe a pony. Ponywomen of…well, not disease…" She bounced back again. "Maybe healing?"

"Do not worry, Puck will ease the fear you feel." He said. "With my touch, all worries will flutter away."

"No thanks." Kagome replied, still trying to get away. "You do realize I'm a good guy, right? Legendary miko, saved all of Japan?"

"But of course." Puck said. "My master has seen this. He loves those with power…but he loves corrupting the innocent just as much. Our last Horsemen of Disease was also female…a noble queen we turned into a dark succubus. I can find the dark worm that dwells in your brain…bring out your hate and anger and make it whole." He passed, glowing hand almost touching her forehead. "Your worm…name…Kikyo?"

BOOM!

Puck blinked as the roof blew away, revealing the sky…and 4 figures falling towards them.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome shouted as the half demon landed between her and Puck. "Souta!"

"What about us?" Mayday asked. "We're here to help too!"

Puck frowned as he looked at the Guardians. "A woman of darkness…coming to the aid of the light…won't Master Anarchy be…" He froze as he stared at Arlen. "Neo." He said, before laughing. "Our boy has returned."

"Puck." He said sternly. "It has been a long time."

"That it has." Puck said, Inuyasha and Souta working on freeing Kagome. "Had we known you were in this form, we would have sent for you. The others…are not right."

"Do tell?" Arlen said, trying to buy time. 'God…Arliss is going to begin calling me Angelus after he hears about this.'

"Well, Deathscythe is teaching people to sail. Dumas is some broadway singer named Tea…"

"I told you she was evil." Mayday muttered.

"And Parshath is married to someone named Katie Holmes." Puck sighed. "We'd given up hope…but you have returned to us, Neo."

"Not quite." Arlen said. "Now Inuyasha!" The Guardians leapt away as Inuyasha swung his sword.

"WIND SCAR!"

Puck's eyes went wide as the blast struck, cleaving him in two. But before anyone could celebrate, Puck reformed himself.

"Did you think that could kill me."

Mayday and Arlen took out their shadow weapons, while Souta pulled Kagome away from the 4 combatants, all the while his sister wishing she had a bow.

The battle was on.

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On a skyscraper, two great demon lords watched the battle.

They could not be more different yet similar. One with hair as white as snow, deep purple bands upon his wrists and face, dressed in a white robes. His cold, calculating eyes took in the entire battle, sword arm itching slightly to test his merit against the legendary prankster. The inu demon could feel his anger growing that he was being forced to sit out this contest.

"It is not our battle." The other man said simply. Dressed in a long silver coat, a black shirt and blue jeans under it, the immortal man was just as tall as the demon. His title had been earned, not given by birthright. Blonde hair was trimmed short upon his head, hazel eyes staring out as Puck traded blows with Inuyasha and Arlen.

Thus stood Sesshomaru, the Demon Lord of the West, of the house of the crescent moon, the terrible dog demon; and Geno Roads, the Lord of the North, of the house of twilight star, the fallen demi-god of the stars.

"And when will it be?"

Geno merely stared on. "Soon…soon our time will come, old friend."

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Arlen snarled as he swung his blade, just missing Puck. The sprite danced around him, confused. "Why do you fight your family, Neo?"

"My name is Arlen." He hissed. "And I have a family. A brother and a sister and a wife…all of whom I love. My loyalty is to them, and them alone."

Mayday flashed her ring. "Read it and weep."

Puck paused, sending a blast that send Inuyasha flying back. "So…she is the reason you do not join of. Okay." He shrugged…before leaping at Mayday and grabbing her head.

"MAYDAY!" Arlen roared, trying to get to her.

But the damage was done.

Mayday whimpered as the Harpie Queen appeared above her in ghostly form, before slamming into her body, the two merging. Mayday went rigid as wings burst from her back, the veins in her neck and face throbbing to the surface and glowing black. Her hands twisted into the floor, acid eating away at the stone, as she let out a high pitch scream. Her body was expanding rapidly, already passing the 7 foot mark, muscles increasing in size and giving her the look of a mighty amazon.

"I have made her like us, Neo…now you no longer need to fear being separated from her."

Arlen knelt next to Mayday, cupping her face in his hands. Large black eyes blinked as she tried to fight off the magic. "Arlen…" She whispered. "Don't…don't let me…go…" The darkness was clawing at her brain, trying to force her to obey. "Sorry." Her eyes dulled before she let out a hollow laugh, moving to strike him down with her poison, the Horsewoman in full control.

Grani roared as he appeared before his master. The Horsewoman blinked, before cowering down. Arlen gripped her head, eyes flashing as the dragon insured Puck remained in place.

"Fight…you brought me back…I can bring back you….you were a goddess of the winds…you can do this."

The Horsewoman blinked, looking at him. "N…Neo?" She asked.

"Arlen." Kagome called out. "Kiss her…trust me!"

The guardian nodded, gently taking the beast in his arms and bringing her into a tender embrace. The Horsewomn murmured, eyes flicking between black and white…before clarity finally shone through.

"Arlen…" Mayday whispered. "Need…time…she could…still take back…control…"

Puck glared at Kagome. "What have you done?"

"I've helped her remember who she is…" She glanced at Inuyasha. "I've done this before."

Puck was outraged. "You can not turn back a Horsemen…the girl will loss…another touch will seal her fate." He held up a glowing hand, spinning towards Mayday…

Only for his hand to be cut from his arm.

Arlen glared at Puck, the Different Dimension Dragon flashing around him before he was engulfed in light. In his place, the 10 foot Horsemen of War stood. Green leather wings flapped, his tail swaying, fangs bared as he held up a clawed hand before twirling his sword. The horns on his head twitched as he glared at Puck, red pupils dilating.

"You dare to hurt my wife…to curse her as you have cursed me." Puck shot a look at Arlen, for once truly afraid. "You wanted a horsemen…" Before the sprite could move, Arlen cut him down, using his magic to insure that this time…Puck stayed dead. "You got it." He looked up at the sky. "ANARCHY! YOU SEE NOW WHAT I CAN DO? YOU DARE TO HARM MY LOVE…NOW YOUR GENERAL LIES DEAD AT MY FEET! SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD…THE MONSTER YOU CREATED HAS RETURNED TO KILL YOU!"

"I find this amusing."

All turned, staring at Anarchy, who had appeared near Mayday.

"The Goddess that killed you…now my puppet. I wonder how long she can fight off the darkness?" He turned to Arlen, his own size increasing as he summoned his tendrils from his back. "You will bow to me, Neo…I will show you your place."

Arlen sneered. "Die."

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Next Time on G/X Hunters- It is Arlen vs. Anarchy. One fights for his love, the other his Horsemen. But when others step in, will it turn the tide.

Meanwhile, it is a battle for the body as Mayday, Samantha and the Harpie Queen face off against the Goddess and the Horsewoman to decide who claims the new form.

Crossover Part 2

Author's Note: I know it matters little, but I will say this, and shock you all: I do not, and never will, support the WGA strike. Wealthy people fighting wealthier people while the regular people loss their jobs. Nice going…but hey, atleast the actors can say they are "middle class people just like the rest of the world!"